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HASH SHEET - RUN 1168


The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 2nd August 2006
in
Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The Adventure/Memoriam Run
7th August 2006

Please sign up between 1:30 and 2:15, bus leaving at 2:30 pm.

   
Adventure Run # 10 on 7th August (Face Your Fears) Stamina Course
Taking place at the Royal Thai Navy Base in Sattahip. The Hares FLYING FROG, LONE WOLF & SPAGHETTI HEAD will be arranging special prizes and food. Anyone wishing to travel by their own transport please provide required information of vehicle identification before 31st July to Spaghetti Head. If travelling by bus departure time will be 2:30 pm from outside the Lek Hotel.
 
There will be a SPECIAL JOINT RUN with BALING H3 from Kedah, Malaysia. Called
 "THE MALAYSIAN INVASION"  On Saturday 26th August 2006. The Hares FLYING FROG and SEAMAN STAINS, A to B to A Run, food on site and a special T-shirt will be available.
Sign up 300 baht. For more details contact Flying Frog.

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1169 Monday July 31st, 2006


MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM)


Hares: 

FINI THE FAGGOT & HARRY POTTER


 Happy Hour at: Jameson's
 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive up Phoenix Country Club Road for approx 9.5 Km to (HHH) on the left. Turn left and follow dirt road  for 200 metres into the a-site by the lake.
 

 


 


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Scribe report for Run 1168 by Harry Potter

Hare(s): DOG LICKS ITS DICK & MISERABLE CUNT   94 Runners

M. Cunt and Dog licks its D. were congratulated by a unanimous "great run " much better than their surprise act with the" Christmas ICE lights" and were granted a double down down. A perfect balanced run, despite the usual short cutters (I wonder why they do start running...if it's not to complete the full run...) 5.50 km and it took me 45 min to complete it, sweating but satisfied...
The first one to be iced was ET (with normal hair colour this time)...He went to Hawaii and got married without asking GM permission...GM proposed to help him making children if needed... VV and Fini the Faggot were iced as front runners without ON-ON calls...Allah’s Arsehole called into the circle to teach them. How come VV became a frontrunner? Or did he know a shortcut...
HAIR CON: iced as he requested a gorgeous big tit girl...once the GM provided one, he refused to take her as there was another girl waiting in his room??? All the Americans were called into the Circle...congratulated 'cause another Yankee winning the greatest biking event of the year: The Tour de France...Which undetected dope was taken this time?
Fini took over the circle and went on a moralizing political tour, icing all belligerents of the Middle East crisis...surprisingly he called me into the circle to solve the crisis doing some magic in trying to restore peace in the region by punishing "Ice bucketing" President Bush represented by John Shithead II, The Jews by Bigger Nosed bastard and Allah of course represented by who else then Allah’s Arsehole....Unanimous decision by the crowd to put Allah into the bucket with a double down down...
VV encounters a big competitor as Seaman Stains started a brand new agency specialized in Cambodian travel called SS tours...who will be the cheapest....Tough business to get in competition With VV tours and his
3 hole (golf) tours....
Free Willy was baptised and re-called as Free Sadistic Miserable Retard Wanking Bastard Willy and Retard Wanker iced 'cause of not wearing a Hash T-shirt... We all congratulated T
4 having his 62th birthday standing on the ice, While "the Voice" Seaman Stains was singing a few of his repertoire hit songs, finishing with the traditional Swing Low.

ON-ON to you all....
Harry Potter...
 


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STATS REPORT 

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005

Average runners per run during the months of June since 1984.


 

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK
61

5 Karl Rasmussen: 138 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 305 ARSE HOPPER: 217 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 99 BALL RINGER: 136 BARBIE DOLL: 177 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 28 BITCH DOG: 182 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 164 BOW WOW: 70 CHICKEN LEGS: 324 CHICKEN NUGGET: 353 CLIT FACE: 96 DAFT VADER: 33 DEEP SLEEP: 135 DOG LICKS ITS DICK: 289 DRIPPY: 344 EWOK: 223 FINI THE FAGGOT: 47 FISH FUCKER: 224 FLIPPER: 435 FLYING FROG: 236 FREE WILLY: 175 FUCK THE TRUTH: 295 FUCKING DOG: 465 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 5 HAIR CON: 19 ICE BUTT BUNNY: 75 JATINGJA: 36 LONE WOLF: 147 LORD LUCAN: 191 MIDNIGHT STAR: 241 MISERABLE CUNT: 224 MISS CHIVAS: 29 MISSING LINK: 51 MR. STATLER: 53 MR. WALDORF: 245 MRS. HEAD: 132 PELER: 239 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 83 PUPPY: 12 PUPPY LOVE: 199 RAMBO WW2: 163 RAMBOWLING: 212 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 61 REAR GUNNER: 75 RETARD WANKER: 297 ROTTWEILER: 123 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 601 SIR FESTER: 77 SNOOPY: 14 SON OF SAM: 368 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 89 SUN FLOWER: 253 TADPOLE: 463 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 24 TUPPERWARE: 92 UP THE BUTT: 327 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 233 WANK-KING: 19 YUM-NOM:

RETURNEES 27

3 Kenny Howes: 5 Jon erik Moll: 3 Arve johan Pedersen: 17 Ratrana Pedersen: 2 Wanwipha Thatwisai: 122 BAZIL: 83 BELL END: 58 BIGGER NOSED BASTARD: 6 DEAD ON ARRIVAL: 51 DIZZY: 192 EXTRA TESTICLE: 249 FESTERING STREAKER: 30 HARRY POTTER: 57 ICE MAIDEN: 105 JOHN SHITHEAD II: 636 KING YAO YAO: 66 MINELESS CUNT: 39 NAUGHTY NAT: 164 RAINBOW: 5 ROGER THE REINDEER: 78 RUB HER DICK: 334 SEAMAN STAINS: 34 SWEET PUSSY: 39 TINKERBELL: 6 TURBO PROP: 95 TWO TIME: 137 VELCRO DICK:

LEAVERS 2 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: MISSING LINK:
VISITORS 2 (5) OZZY BOB: Ikeja Hash, Nigeria
(14) Kasuda Pidtharapa: Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
VIRGINS 4

Stuart Day: Nit Jeenna: Frank Landuyt: Shane Whiteway:

SINNERS 16

Stuart Day: Farting the whole night so his girlfriend turns yellow.
ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: Middle east sinner.
ARSE HOPPER: Noisy during circle.
ARSE-A-HOLIC: Latecomer for the circle.
DIZZY: Noisy during circle.
EXTRA TESTICLE:
Married 3 weeks ago without asking hash permission.
FESTERING STREAKER: Noisy during circle.
FINI THE FAGGOT: Not shouting on-on when on trail.
FINI THE FAGGOT: Latecomer for the circle.
FREE WILLY: Not singing DD song.
FREE WILLY: Latecomer for the circle.
ICE BUTT BUNNY: Not singing DD song.
JOHN SHITHEAD II: Surrogate George Bush who rules the world.
LORD LUCAN: Surrogate Tony Blair who wants to rule the world.
RETARD WANKER: Not wearing hash shirt.
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: Not shouting on-on when on trail.

HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 6 SIR FESTER: 600 Runs Vase
CLIT FACE:
350 Run Trophy
MISS CHIVAS:
200 Run T-shirt
BARBIE DOLL:
100 Run T-shirt
DIZZY
: 50 Run Mug
PONCHO THE PERVERT: 5 Hared runs Hat
BIRTHDAYS 1 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 30 July
NEW NAMES None
OTHER EVENTS 5

DOG LICKS ITS DICK: Hares song by SEAMAN STAINS "Muff divers in the sky".
FESTERING STREAKER: Good job as the good R.A.
MISERABLE CUNT:
Hares song by SEAMAN STAINS "Muff divers in the sky".
SEAMAN STAINS
: Arranging SS tours to Cambodia.
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR
: Arranging VV tours to Cambodia.

GROUP EVENTS 5 1. Ratrana Pedersen, SIR FESTER, Shane Whiteway, Nit Jeenna, SUNFLOWER, HARRY POTTER & PUPPY LOVE: Raffle winners.
2. ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, JOHN SHITHEAD II, EXTRA TESTICLE, MINELESS CUNT, KING YAO YAO, SPAGHETTI HEAD & DOG LICKS ITS DICK: U.S. Surveyors
3. OZZY BOB, FESTERING STREAKER, ARSE HOPPER, ICE BUTT BUNNY, LORD LUCAN & TERMINAL 4 SKIN: Serenaded by SEAMAN STAINS with "The Ugly Song".
4. DEAD ON ARRIVAL, ROGER THE REINDEER, MR. WALDORF, BAZIL & Kenny Howes: Finish off the last down downs.
5. FREE WILLY, MISERABLE CUNT, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RETARD WANKER: FREE WILLY named "REALLY MISERABLE SADISTIC CUNT" for the night.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT

None


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 RECEDING HARELINE   
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1169 31 Jul FINI THE FAGGOT & HARRY POTTER Jameson's
1170 07 Aug (Adventure/Memoriam Run)
T-Shirt run
FLYING FROG, LONE WOLF & SPAGHETTI HEAD Jasmine
1171 14 Aug FUCKING DOG & VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR O La La
1172 21 Aug MISERABLE CUNT & DOG LICKS ITS DICK Classroom 2
1173 28 Aug FREE WILLY & FLIPPER TQ 1
1174 04 Sept (Veterans Run)
T-Shirt run
KING YAO YAO & RINGWORM Scandi Bar
1175 11 Sep FLYING FROG & HAIR CON TQ 2
1176 18 Sep MR. SHEEN & FRIEND Miss Chivas
1177 25 Sep FINI THE FAGGOT & LONE WOLF Jameson's
1178 02 Oct Hares needed Jasmine
1179 09 Oct Hares needed O La La
1180 16 Oct (Pre-ramble to Interhash Run)
T-Shirt run
SPAGHETTI HEAD & REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD Classroom 2
1181 23 Oct Hares needed TQ 1
1182 30 Oct (Halloween Run)
T-Shirt run
Hares needed Scandi Bar
1183 06 Nov (Loy Krathong Run)
T-Shirt run
Hares needed TQ 2

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

The following (55) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOTTOMS UP, BOW WOW, CARE BEAR, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DIZZY, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, FUDGE PACKING FROG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, JELLO BUTT, KING YAO YAO, KNICKERLESS, KNOB MARLEY, LONE WOLF, LORD LUCAN, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MISS CHIVAS, MR. STATLER, MR. WALDORF, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, PUPPY, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RINGWORM, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TADPOLE, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

24 Jul

The following hashers can still qualify for a free run on this years Veterans Run.

1 Run needed: FINI THE FAGGOT, LASSIE, MONA LISA, SUNFLOWER,
2 Runs needed: BIG NOSED BASTARD, JAIL BAIT, TOO MUCH, TUPPERWARE,
3 Runs needed: EWOK, PINK PUSSYCAT,
4 Runs needed: BITCH DOG, DAFT VADER, SMILING BROWN SPIDER,
5 Runs needed: MISS COCONUTS, MRS HEAD, RAMBO WW2, RAMBOWLING, SKIING FINN,
Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)

Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)

TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Jasmine Hotel All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)

#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1206, 16 Apr - Songkran Run
#1210, 14 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1213, 4 Jun - Betty Boop Run
#1219, 16 Jul - Aussie Run

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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated June 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED, POLAROID HAEMOROID, BORDERLINE, HOMO SIMPSON, BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK, B.B.,

 


Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Country

Contact Information & Details

Aug 26th 2006 "The Malaysian Invasion" Joint PH3/BALING H3 Run in Pattaya Thailand Flying Frog
Sep8-9th 2006 Royal Selangor Club 15th Anniversary Celebrations Malaysia http://www.rschhh.com
Oct 14-22. 2006 Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd  Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run. With a limit of 40 Thailand http://www.pattayah3/hashing.html
Oct 21st 2006 Skandi Hooligan Run # 200 on Koh Sichang Thailand http://www.scandihooligan.no
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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