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HASH SHEET - RUN 1169

The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 6th Sept 2006
in Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The Adventure/Memoriam Run
7th August 2006

Please sign up between 1:30 and 2:15, bus leaving at 2:30 pm.

Those travelling by their own transport please be at the Samaesan Gate (see map) at 3:15 and await the arrival of the bus.

   
Adventure Run # 10 on 7th August (Face Your Fears) Stamina Course
Taking place at the Royal Thai Navy Base in Sattahip. The Hares FLYING FROG, LONE WOLF & SPAGHETTI HEAD will be arranging special prizes and food. Those travelling by their own transport please be at the Samaesan Gate at 3:15 and await the arrival of the bus. Then we all enter together. If travelling by bus the departure time will be 2:30 pm from outside the Lek Hotel. Bring spare clothes, you could get wet.
 

There will be a SPECIAL JOINT RUN with BALING H3 from Kedah, Malaysia. Called
 "THE MALAYSIAN INVASION"  On Friday 25th August 2006. The Hares FLYING FROG and SEAMAN STAINS, A to B to A Run, food on site and a special T-shirt will be available.
Sign up at Patrick's at 2 pm - 300 baht, Bus leaves 3 pm. For more details contact Flying Frog.

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1170 Monday Aug 7th, 2006


MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
 Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM)
Hares: 

FLYING FROG, LONE WOLF & SPAGHETTI HEAD


 Happy Hour at: Jasmine
 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive all the way from Pattaya Tai until Sattahip for 27.5 km, turn left for 6.7 km, do a U-turn for 500 m and turn left at the HHH sign. Continue for 2 km, turn left for 200 m and turn immediately right, you will be in front of the Samaesan Camp. Cars wait at the Parking area for the bus to arrive, before enter.
 

 


 

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Scribe report for Run 1169 By Poncho The Pervert

Hare(s): FINI THE FAGGOT & HARRY POTTER   91 Runners

Que Paso Amigos,

One thing is certain, Mexicans don't lie & we don't eat pussy but we could depending on the circumstances. Before Jai & I left our room I did a quick weather check & it was so beautiful at 3 p.m. We did the sign up & the bus was off at 4 p.m. On the way to the A-site we had some sprinkles. Also at the A- site, now Fini & Harry Potter tell us about the run & they say it's a little longer than usual.
CNN breaking news; Sir Airhead is once again a no show & rumour central control has it he's making 'Broke Back Mountain II' with his co-star Icy Davidson.
We're off, Lil' Jai's out in front with the frb's & I'm left alone with Retard Wanker. I don't feel good but once I make it to the tree line I start to run but I'm way at the back of the pack. Our trail is narrow & hard to pass. The actual trail was good in places but some of the paper was sparse & some places it was very good, I lost the paper trail a few times but got back on. So I had to catch up with some I had already passed. We're still getting a few sprinkles but it's a cool day for a run. Back in at 1:12 with only a few behind me. Later I was told that Fuck The Truth came in 1st, at :53 minutes.
The ladies are cooking & we're almost ready to form a circle. A few very dark clouds are moving above us, then some more. Then boom!! Ladies are screaming & all the hashers head for the bus. It's really coming down now, "hey wait for me". The Frog calls the circle & nobody came. The bus now has more people than before, that's amazing. Single Cell & Prince of Spin are hero's as they bring us bags of beer. 15 minutes go by & the Frog makes his first pussy decision & calls it off until next week. We're off & 10 minutes later were on Sukhumvit & the rain stops. Hmmmmmm   Run # 1169 will go down in the record books as a very pussy, whimp & I don't want to get wet run, Called off by our GM; no raffle, no circle, no sandwiches, no rags & no ice. Hey Clit Face look that up in the stats, has it ever been done before? What will the world wide hashers now think of the Pattaya Hash? Bottom line, longest run with the shortest non-circle & all of us came home early. My Little Cookie & I were home before 8 p.m. This is the reason I wish to give my free run (scribe) ticket to Allah's Arsehole. He forced me to lie to all of you good people. Oh by the way I'll be leaving this Sunday Aug. 6th. to my new home land across the bay.

Goodbye,
Poncho & My Lil' Cookie

P.S. Remember the hares famous last words, " there is no water".

Please note: All raffle tickets purchased at the rained off run on Monday 31st July will be valid on next weeks Adventure run.

Please note: Those travelling by their own transport to the Adventure Run please be at the Samaesan Gate( see above map) at 3:15 and await the arrival of the bus.


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STATS REPORT 

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of July since 1984.


 

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 66

2 Stuart Day: 2 Nit Jeenna: 4 Arve johan Pedersen: 18 Ratrana Pedersen: 15 Kasuda Pidtharapa: 139 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 306 ARSE HOPPER: 218 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 100 BALL RINGER: 137 BARBIE DOLL: 123 BAZIL: 84 BELL END: 59 BIGGER NOSED BASTARD: 183 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 165 BOW WOW: 71 CHICKEN LEGS: 325 CHICKEN NUGGET: 354 CLIT FACE: 97 DAFT VADER: 52 DIZZY: 290 DRIPPY: 345 EWOK: 193 EXTRA TESTICLE: 250 FESTERING STREAKER: 224 FINI THE FAGGOT: 48 FISH FUCKER: 225 FLIPPER: 436 FLYING FROG: 237 FREE WILLY: 176 FUCK THE TRUTH: 296 FUCKING DOG: 6 HAIR CON: 31 HARRY POTTER: 58 ICE MAIDEN: 76 JATINGJA: 37 LONE WOLF: 148 LORD LUCAN: 192 MIDNIGHT STAR: 242 MISERABLE CUNT: 52 MR. STATLER: 246 MRS. HEAD: 40 NAUGHTY NAT: 240 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 84 PUPPY: 200 RAMBO WW2: 164 RAMBOWLING: 213 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 62 REAR GUNNER: 76 RETARD WANKER: 298 ROTTWEILER: 335 SEAMAN STAINS: 124 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 602 SIR FESTER: 78 SNOOPY: 15 SON OF SAM: 369 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 35 SWEET PUSSY: 254 TADPOLE: 464 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 40 TINKERBELL: 96 TWO TIME: 93 UP THE BUTT: 138 VELCRO DICK: 328 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 234 WANK-KING: 20 YUM-NOM:

RETURNEES 18

14 Nairchanok Baneye: 2 Lin Everitt: 2 Karlina Everitt: 18 Johan Hansen: 6 Jinda Nonkertoke: 2 Jean claude Soetens: 8 Chopaka Tipjak: 53 CABBAGE HEAD: 322 DR. THRUSH: 7 JUNGLE JANE: 59 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR: 54 LOBSTER QUEEN: 13 MY LITTLE COOKIE: 104 PISS UPHILL: 98 PRINCE OF SPIN: 217 QUEEN STELLA: 90 RED ARSEHOLE: 19 SINGLE CELL:

LEAVERS 1 RED ARSEHOLE:
VISITORS 6

(1) QAINT ASS: Angeles City Hash, Philippines
(10) HOBBIT: Bangkok Hash, Thailand
(1) SHEIKH MEME: Gold Coast Hash, Australia
(20) FESTERING FISH FACE: Kaohsiung Hash, Taiwan
(6) ICE COLD SHOT: Phuket Hash, Thailand
(5) MRS UNLUCKY: Zurich, Switzerland
VIRGINS 1 Peter Guastamacchia Jnr:
SINNERS

None. Rain stopped play.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 3 FESTERING STREAKER: 250 Runs
RAMBO WW2: 200 Runs
BALL RINGER: 100 Runs
BIRTHDAYS 2 CLIT FACE: 4 Aug.  FUCK THE TRUTH: 6 Aug.
NEW NAMES None
OTHER EVENTS 

None. Rain stopped play.
GROUP EVENTS  None. Rain stopped play.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT

None


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 RECEDING HARELINE   
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1170 07 Aug (Adventure/Memoriam Run)
 T-Shirt run		 FLYING FROG, LONE WOLF & SPAGHETTI HEAD Jasmine
1171 14 Aug FUCKING DOG & VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR O La La
1172 21 Aug MISERABLE CUNT & DOG LICKS ITS DICK Classroom 2
1173 28 Aug FREE WILLY & FLIPPER TQ 1
1174 04 Sept (Veterans Run)
 T-Shirt run		 KING YAO YAO & RINGWORM Scandi Bar
1175 11 Sep FLYING FROG & HAIR CON TQ 2
1176 18 Sep MR. SHEEN & FRIEND Miss Chivas
1177 25 Sep FINI THE FAGGOT & LONE WOLF Jameson's
1178 02 Oct Hares needed Jasmine
1179 09 Oct Hares needed O La La
1180 16 Oct (Pre-ramble to Interhash Run)
 T-Shirt run		 SPAGHETTI HEAD & REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD Classroom 2
1181 23 Oct TWO TIME & VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR TQ 1
1182 30 Oct (Halloween Run)
 T-Shirt run		 Hares needed Scandi Bar
1183 06 Nov (Loy Krathong Run)
 T-Shirt run		 FINI THE FAGGOT & TADPOLE TQ 2

 

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Special Announcements

The following (56) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOTTOMS UP, BOW WOW, CARE BEAR, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DIZZY, DR. PINKY, FINI THE FAGGOT, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, FUDGE PACKING FROG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, JELLO BUTT, KING YAO YAO, KNICKERLESS, KNOB MARLEY, LONE WOLF, LORD LUCAN, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MISS CHIVAS, MR. STATLER, MR. WALDORF, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, PUPPY, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RINGWORM, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TADPOLE, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

31 Jul

The following hashers can still qualify for a free run on this years Veterans Run.

1 Run needed: LASSIE, MONA LISA, SUNFLOWER,
2 Runs needed: BIG NOSED BASTARD, EWOK, JAIL BAIT, TOO MUCH, TUPPERWARE,
3 Runs needed: DAFT VADER, PINK PUSSYCAT,
4 Runs needed: BITCH DOG, MRS HEAD, RAMBO WW2, RAMBOWLING, SMILING BROWN SPIDER,
Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 
The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)
Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)
TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Jasmine Hotel All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1206, 16 Apr - Songkran Run
#1210, 14 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1213, 4 Jun - Betty Boop Run
#1219, 16 Jul - Aussie Run
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated June 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED, POLAROID HAEMOROID, BORDERLINE, HOMO SIMPSON, BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK, B.B.,

 

Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Country

Contact Information & Details
Aug 25th 2006 "The Malaysian Invasion" Joint PH3/BALING H3 Run in Pattaya Thailand Flying Frog
Sep8-9th 2006 Royal Selangor Club 15th Anniversary Celebrations Malaysia http://www.rschhh.com
Oct 14-22. 2006 Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd  Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run. With a limit of 40 Thailand http://www.pattayah3/hashing.html
Oct 21st 2006 Skandi Hooligan Run # 200 on Koh Sichang Thailand http://www.scandihooligan.no
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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