This week we had the Adventure Run, courtesy of the hares Flying Frog, Spaghetti Head and Lone Wolf at the Samaesan Naval Base in Sattahip. As our GM Flying Frog was a hare, the GM for the day was Sir Chicken Fucker. The new shoes were christened and the hares told us about the run; red checks and FT’s. The run was the Navy's obstacle training course around a hill. It featured a wall, barbed wire entanglements, and a water slide. Off we went over the wall and obstructions. Some parts of the trail were very low requiring us to crawl on all fours apart from Fini who could do the whole run without ducking his head! The highlight of the run was the water slide. We had to sit in tyres suspended from wires and slide down into the water. Some of us found this more difficult than others. Really Sadistic Bastard almost drowned and had to be rescued by Lone Wolf. The run took about 45 minutes with everyone back after 90. Afterwards we had some cold beers. Sir Chicken Fucker was a returnee from England. He said that most of the women over there were very fat but he met this nice black nurse who spent the week-end with him. This cost him a pint of Guinness and a chicken vindaloo.
He called the circle shortly afterwards. This week we had 2 raffles because we had none last week due to the circle being cancelled due to rain. The raffles were organised as usual by Seaman Swallow. Amongst the winners were Free Willy, Harry Potter, Chicken Legs, Velcro Dick, and Dizzy. Son Of Sam, And his son Sam who were put on the ice. The hares were iced with the Hash drowning champion Really Sadistic Bastard. Lone Wolf was declared hash hero for his dramatic rescue.
Sir Airhead the bad RA takes the circle and ices the hares. The run was judged to be a good one. He then ices Harry Potter for wearing gay shoes, a rule 6 offence. Lady Di was called in with Flying Frog the co-founders of the Adventure run 10 years ago. Fish Fucker in with his family. His wife was named Boxing Tuna and his child Minnow.
Sir Chicken Fucker Takes the circle and ices Son Of Sam with his son and Flying Frog. Frog gives them a lift to the run last week but wouldn't give them a lift back because they were wet. Fini the lawyer says that Frog's car is new and that he didn't want wet bums on his seats. Next we had the returnees in for a drink. Fini was iced because his notes blew away, this week's hash trash. We had 3 lying leavers this week who were put in the bucket. 2 anniversaries this week; Mr Statler 50 run mug and Seaman Swallow 100 run T-shirt.
Lord Lucan was iced for stealing a pair of pink shorts from Fini, more rule 6. We then had a memorial down-down for deceased hashers, followed by the hare’s song and hash hymn. Then off to the Jasmine Hotel for some good food and more beer, another excellent Adventure Run, well done hares.

On-On,
Seaman Stains

The following (57) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOTTOMS UP, BOW WOW, CARE BEAR, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DIZZY, DR. PINKY, FINI THE FAGGOT, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, FUDGE PACKING FROG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, JELLO BUTT, KING YAO YAO, KNICKERLESS, KNOB MARLEY, LONE WOLF, LORD LUCAN, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MISS CHIVAS, MR. STATLER, MR. WALDORF, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, PUPPY, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RINGWORM, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, SUNFLOWER, TADPOLE, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

07 Aug

The following hashers can still qualify for a free run on this years Veterans Run.