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HASH SHEET - RUN 1171


The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 6th Sept 2006
in
Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed

Next T-shirt Run is:
The Veterans Run
4th September 2006

 

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1172 Monday Aug 21st, 2006


MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM)


Hares: 

SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, MISERABLE CUNT
& DOG LICKS ITS DICK


 Happy Hour at: Classroom 2
 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive for 4.8 Km up Phoenix Country Club Road to (HHH). Turn left and drive under Archway to a-site on your left at the Chinese graveyard.
 

 


 


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Aug 14.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1171 by Bigger Nosed Bastard

Hare(s): FUCKING DOG & VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR   96 Runners

A Little Rain Won't Hurt You! 

This weeks run was a great run for the runners and it wasn't too far out of town. VV and F Dog were the hares for this week. Flying Frog dealt with the new shoes and called in the hares to tell us about the run and just as we left it started to rain and I mean rain with of coarse some of that great lightning and thunder. If you thought last weeks run had water this weeks run was plane WET. I'm sure I seen a couple hashers in a boat coming back to the "A" site. I was running with that Faggot Fini for a while till the water got over his head; at that point I figured I had better get a move on it as I can't swim worth a damn. The run lasted about 45 min. for the front runners and about 1 hr. for the rest of the hashers. Flying Frog called the circle and Seaman Swallow took care of the raffle with some help from Free Willy, this was the fastest raffle in history. As the rain kept on coming. Sir Chicken Fucker was both the Good the Bad and Ugly RA, wasn't there a move like that a couple years back. There was of course a couple of Virgins and some Hashers were Leavers (it was raining so hard I couldn't take any notes) Somehow I became the new Hash Trash for leaving a can of Heineken on the ground which is hard for anybody who knows me as Heineken is like Holly Water to me. There was a lot of songs sang and lots of us had to sit on the ICE all in all it was a GREAT day for all Hashers. Seamen Stains conducted the Hash Hymn and we were off to OH LA LA where we feasted on some GREAT food (They always have great food at OH LA LA's) and drank a shit load of beers, a real good day even in the rain Great Job VV and F. Dog.   

ON ON
BIGGER NOSED BASTARD
 


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STATS REPORT 

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005

Average runners per run during the months of July since 1984.


 

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 58

3 Peter Guastamacchia: 5 Kenny Howes: 17 Kasuda Pidtharapa: 4 Wanwipha Thatwisai: 141 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 308 ARSE HOPPER: 220 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 102 BALL RINGER: 139 BARBIE DOLL: 86 BELL END: 61 BIGGER NOSED BASTARD: 30 BITCH DOG: 185 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 97 BOTTOMS UP: 20 BOXING TUNA: 55 CABBAGE HEAD: 73 CHICKEN LEGS: 23 DIRT DIGGER: 54 DIZZY: 22 FESTERING FISH FACE: 226 FINI THE FAGGOT: 50 FISH FUCKER: 227 FLIPPER: 438 FLYING FROG: 239 FREE WILLY: 178 FUCK THE TRUTH: 298 FUCKING DOG: 8 HAIR CON: 179 HANNIBAL LECTER: 39 LONE WOLF: 150 LORD LUCAN: 194 MIDNIGHT STAR: 6 MINNOW: 244 MISERABLE CUNT: 54 MR. STATLER: 7 MRS UNLUCKY: 248 MRS. HEAD: 86 PUPPY: 14 PUPPY LOVE: 219 QUEEN STELLA: 202 RAMBO WW2: 166 RAMBOWLING: 215 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 337 SEAMAN STAINS: 126 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 935 SIR AIRHEAD: 757 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 604 SIR FESTER: 545 SIR SWEETBALLS: 80 SNOOPY: 17 SON OF SAM: 371 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 37 SWEET PUSSY: 256 TADPOLE: 466 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 29 TOO MUCH: 98 TWO TIME: 330 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR:

RETURNEES 29

3 Karlina Everitt: 3 Lin Everitt: 2 Patchanee Phuangjumpa: 124 BAZIL: 178 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 166 BOW WOW: 136 DOG LICKS ITS DICK: 291 DRIPPY: 194 EXTRA TESTICLE: 251 FESTERING STREAKER: 4 HEFER HUMPER: 59 ICE MAIDEN: 35 JELLY BUM: 40 KY KEV: 55 LOBSTER QUEEN: 195 MISSING PERSONALITY: 41 NAUGHTY NAT: 180 ODD-JOB: 20 OLIVE OIL: 133 PELER: 29 PENUS DIP: 209 RINGWORM: 6 ROGER THE REINDEER: 79 RUB HER DICK: 12 SATAN'S WILLIE: 41 TINKERBELL: 181 TREE FROG: 25 TUPPERWARE: 235 WANK-KING:

LEAVERS 2 FESTERING FISH FACE: MRS UNLUCKY:
VISITORS 5

(10) THE RETURNEE Auckland Hash, New Zealand
(12) ROGER THE SICK PRICK Bangkok Hash, Thailand
(1) LENS CAP Singapore Hash, Singapore
(1) Terry Hopkins Taiwan Hash, Taiwan
(2) NEPTUNUS The Hague Hash, Holland

VIRGINS 4 Fronk Everitt: Nut Everitt: Frank Hammeroe: Kammul Noname:
SINNERS 4 E.T.: His new wife not in Saraburi, she is working in Soi Yodsak.
FREE WILLY: Leyton Orient Supporter & football hooligan.
RINGWORM:
Leyton Orient Supporter & football hooligan.
BIGGER NOSED BASTARD: This weeks hash trash. Showing disrespect to his Heineken.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 5 ARSE HOPPER: 300 Run T-shirt
FESTERING STREAKER
: 250 Run Mug
LORD LUCAN: 150 Runs
BALL RINGER: 100 Run Mug
FISH FUCKER: 50 Runs
BIRTHDAYS 1 CHICKEN NUGGET: 16th August
NEW NAMES None
OTHER EVENTS 1 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: No longer from Belgium. Honorary Ghanaian.
GROUP EVENTS 3 All Norwegians: Surrogate Swedes, who won many medals at the European Championships.
All Belgians: The Belgian women won medals at The European Championships, the men are wimps.
RINGWORM, BAZIL, BIG NOSED BASTARD, DOG LICKS ITS DICK: Missed last weeks Adventure Run.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT

None


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 RECEDING HARELINE   
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1172 21 Aug MISERABLE CUNT, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER & DOG LICKS ITS DICK Classroom 2
1173 28 Aug FREE WILLY & FLIPPER TQ 1
1174 04 Sept (Veterans Run)
T-Shirt run
KING YAO YAO & RINGWORM Scandi Bar
1175 11 Sep TADPOLE & VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR TQ 2
1176 18 Sep FLYING FROG & HAIR CON Miss Chivas
1177 25 Sep FINI THE FAGGOT & LONE WOLF Jameson's
1178 02 Oct Hares needed Jasmine
1179 09 Oct Hares needed O La La
1180 16 Oct (Pre-ramble to Interhash Run)
T-Shirt run
SPAGHETTI HEAD & REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD Classroom 2
1181 23 Oct TWO TIME & VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR TQ 1
1182 30 Oct (Halloween Run)
T-Shirt run
Hares needed Scandi Bar
1183 06 Nov (Loy Krathong Run)
T-Shirt run
FINI THE FAGGOT & TADPOLE TQ 2

 

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Special Announcements

The following (58) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOTTOMS UP, BOW WOW, CARE BEAR, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DIZZY, DR. PINKY, FINI THE FAGGOT, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, FUDGE PACKING FROG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, JELLO BUTT, KING YAO YAO, KNICKERLESS, KNOB MARLEY, LONE WOLF, LORD LUCAN, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MISS CHIVAS, MR. STATLER, MR. WALDORF, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, PUPPY, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RINGWORM, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, SUNFLOWER, TADPOLE, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER, TOO MUCH, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

15 Aug

The following hashers can still qualify for a free run on this years Veterans Run.

1 Run needed: BIG NOSED BASTARD, EWOK, LASSIE, MONA LISA, TUPPERWARE,
2 Runs needed: BITCH DOG, JAIL BAIT, MRS HEAD, RAMBO WW2, RAMBOWLING,
Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)

Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)

TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Jasmine Hotel All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)

#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1206, 16 Apr - Songkran Run
#1210, 14 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1213, 4 Jun - Betty Boop Run
#1219, 16 Jul - Aussie Run
#1222, 06 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run

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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated June 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED, POLAROID HAEMOROID, BORDERLINE, HOMO SIMPSON, BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK, B.B.,

 


Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Country

Contact Information & Details

Sep8-9th 2006 Royal Selangor Club 15th Anniversary Celebrations Malaysia http://www.rschhh.com
Oct 14-22. 2006 Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd  Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run. With a limit of 40 Thailand http://www.pattayah3/hashing.html
Oct 21st 2006 Skandi Hooligan Run # 200 on Koh Sichang Thailand http://www.scandihooligan.no
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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