A short drive to the a-site, well it did not seem so short with Rainbow at the helm. On arrival after my heart went back to its normal beat I strolled over to the beer cart something is missing? A Bottomless Pit. Whilst reaching for a water I was told I was the scribe by the Frog, ok so I found Airheads cardboard box and went over and sat on Spag Heads chair to watch the world go by, well to eves drop on conversations one I just happened to over hear was King Yao Yao laying down a challenge to the Queen and gang to hare a good or even better run than his. I also noticed the Guzzling Grinch has returned, always good to see him back, this time with the whole family who made a hasty escape apparently a family tour of boys town was on the cards .Anyway after a few new shoes where drunk out of we were sent into the jungle  by the gang of hares Ringworm, Big Nosed Bastard, King Yao Yao and Chicken Fucker past herds of cattle, very smelly pigs, lots of dogs and even trousers growing in trees, a familiar run for me and of course the inevitable short cut which as usual did not save much time when I could not work out one of the checks, the whole pack caught me up. The rest of the run or should I say walk was very pleasant chatting away with T4, in fact chatting so much we missed a right hand turn so we picked up the pace to at least 4 km per hour cos I was gagging for a beer, and those singhas went down really well on arrival at the truck. Time for a natter with some hashers and the cow that was in the circle no not Rainbow this one had four legs. I noticed a strange occurrence Sir Fester was still here after 6 o’clock and the happy hour is at Scandi Bar, he must be on a diet. Looking around the a-site I noticed Ringworm was trying on a dress don’t ask me why unless someone bought it for his 60th birthday, it did not fit to well. The cracks where grazing as usual behind Yao Yao’s truck without the wine this week, the French connection was sat in one group the Belgium boys in there group while the Americans where discussing politics in the middle. The circle is called and as usual Are You Sure iced for something, Free Willy is so busy counting shirts he forgets the raffle prizes, after a short delay it gets underway and the main prize of a free run was awarded to the Grinch family. The hares song was sung early as they thought Ringworm would be too pissed at the end as he was sucking in beer jut like my new car sucks in petrol, the young ones was the song if I remember right sung by not so young ones in fact the baby of the bunch was birthday boy Ringworm who was 60 years young today. The hares went back to guzzling beer so much so they forgot the hashers on the ice didn’t have any beer reminds me of the grappa we drunk the other week when we where hares, we forgot we were on the hash.... Looking around the circle with board in one hand and beer in the other I noticed some returnees who I had not seen for a while Pissed Pole Dancer and crew looking much more sober than in past years, I must try that one day but not today, Ringworm as invited everyone back to his gaff for his 60th birthday party. The next person on ice was a French guy who was legless no I really mean legless, iced for losing his wheelchair out of a moving baht bus, this hash has some characters no more so than Ringworm and Yao Yao  who receive birthday cakes, this time not being shoved on their heads , Yao Yao blew his candles so hard his false teeth came out and imbedded themselves in his cake, 68 today apparently. Flying frog was also iced for going to the cinema to watch deep throat and Ringworm iced again for destroying the beer table, looks like the hares where right to sing the song early. Me and a bunch of hashers called in to do the hash hymn, then on our way to Ringworms party,

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