Run 1501

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Santa joining in the Group Photo.
Santa joining in the Group Photo.

As EMPEROR AIRHEAD said himself – a little imagination and initiative can really make a difference – and when two through and through hashers as VV and HORSE put their scheming brains together who knows what may happen. The MAD HAT RUN including a brilliant pig roast was the result and a success from start to finish. GM SCAR WITH TWO T’s orders, in his casual übermensch way, all fellow hashers to line up for the 1501 run photo before calling the 1st circle dealing with the 4 virgins and new shoes. All 94 men women and children set off on a classic VV run with gullies and swampland. The overweight hashers are soon stuck in the mud fields and overtaken by the slimmer more appropriate hashers. The elite runners (the ones we never see on the trail and only known to exist because of the colored sticks they leave behind along the trail showing the rest of us the way out of the jungle) MUDCRACKER and VASELINE THIGHS are well into their 2nd loop by the time the hordes reach the finish line gasping for air staggering towards the beer truck. After a few cold ones we all feel like true hashers and the world seems a much brighter place.

Raffle winners.
Raffle winners.

The RAFFLE – which everybody knew was rigged except the down to earth hard working Scribe, a hard blow to find this out after spending almost 50 baht on tickets – as always it was lead by the honorable BOTTOMLESS PIT who I by the way suspect wrote the fest frewmaster in the forld’on my holy scribe report while I was a way attending necessities of life. A real character that Brewmaster of ours……

What's with all the funny hats?
What’s with all the funny hats?

Mad hats covering mad minds everywhere to be seen; SIR DOG with a pig, HORSE with a moose between his ears, GI JOE with his pet monkey smoking a cigar? all Germans stumbling around with WW2 helmets of course and SCAR WITH TWO T’S hat made him look like one of many police officers hoping to give George Michael a b***job. One of the grimmer appearances of the day was Sir MC in an officers hat from the American Civil War imitating Brigadier General Lee of the Southern slave states, well I guess he could have pulled it off if he hadn’t gained that darned much weight!!! He was of course booed out of the final 50… The winner of the female category was HONEY BEAR who was forced by her loved one, SIR ARSEHOPPER, to make a hat out of half a carton of a whiskey bottle. In the sub 13 category MIDNIGHT STAR won with a hat made out of the other half of that same carton. It was further investigated that Sir ARSEHOPPER had won that bottle in a previous raffle costing him 50 baht…God where do we find these hashers!!! The manly men category champions were ODDJOB and HELIUM HEAD. Well,

The Three wise men.
The Three wise men.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD did a great job narrowing more than 70 men with mad hats down to 2 and hailed the hares for creating a great event. Joint GM WANK-KINGS WANKER takes the circle and establishes immediate authority by icing FESTERING STREAKER for talking and RING WORM for not being here for more than 2 years. GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER is notably honored for his 600th run, we all take our hats off for this royal Scotsman! SCAR ices FLYING FINN (better known for continuously serving innocent hashers free shots of Schnapps) for whatever reason before NO MORE CUM takes the command and ices all shady looking characters for reminding him of equally shady looking James Bond characters. CHARLIE MANSON, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, KARAMBA, ODDJOB, SCAR & Sir MC seemed like a perfect pick. It was really difficult to see who resembled Blofeld*s cat the most. SCAR ends the day and HONEY BEAR sings us a song. The lot is off to the new Hash bar, A-TEAM, located in soi Excite between Bukao and 3rd road, all made possible by the experienced bar hoppers FLYING FINN and ROBBIN BASTARD. Great night out for the 12 hash heroes who inaugurated this well established venue as a hash bar.

On On Poopachino

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners this week = 76

61 Runners attended also previous week

2 Cherry Lynne; 2 Jay Passey; 2 Steve Thornton; 150 BILLION SUCKER; 92 BLACK HOLE; 490 BOTTOMLESS PIT; 10 BULLTRACK; 181 CRACK MY COCCYX; 66 CRAZY PUSSY; 154 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1197 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 201 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 289 EXTRA TESTICLE; 86 FLYING FINN; 125 FROG LICKS ITS DICK; 430 G.I. JOE; 83 GANGREEN; 600 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 61 HELIUM HEAD; 55 HONEY BEAR; 99 HORSE; 8 I LEAN OVER; 14 IM LAO; 274 KARAMBA; 157 KEE MAH; 123 LIBERACE; 270 LONE WOLF; 76 MARATHON MAN; 12 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 15 MENTAL DISORDER; 492 MIDNIGHT STAR; 12 MR TOILET SEAT; 531 MRS. HEAD; 32 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 129 NO MORE CUM; 334 ODD-JOB; 38 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 7 PAROU PAROU; 199 PELER; 237 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 19 POCAHONTAS; 3 PUSSY GALORE; 19 RUNNING BARE; 138 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 614 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 507 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 609 SIR DOG; 516 SIR MC; 510 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 676 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 192 SKIING FINN; 61 SPECIAL PRICE; 256 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 96 STEPTOE; 228 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 208 SWEETIE; 324 TAMPAX; 18 VASELINE THIGHS; 281 VELCRO DICK; 607 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 107 WANK-KING’S WANKER

22 Returnees

3 Sam Ayres; 460 BOW WOW; 139 CABBAGE FLAPS; 137 CABBAGE KNIEVEL; 346 CHARLIE MANSON; 154 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 18 CHUCKY; 382 DRIPPY; 330 FESTERING STREAKER; 26 HOMELESS JACKSON; 124 KIDNEY BEAN; 91 KIDNEY STONE; 103 KNOB MARLEY; 62 MUD CRACKER; 56 NAUGHTY NAT; 51 POOPACHINO; 74 PUSSY SNATCHER; 332 RINGWORM; 113 ROBBING BASTARD; 373 SNOOPY; 36 SPANKINSTEIN; 117 TRY-A-FUCK

1 Official Leaver

SPANKINSTEIN

6 Visitors

8 MUD’S CRACKER Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
8 ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CLUELESS Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 FLORENCE NIGHTLY Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
15 LITTLE WHITE DOVE Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
2 TWENTY MINUTES Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
1 Kevin Hinds Philadelphia, USA

5 Virgins

Sirinapa Chanta; Robert Cherry; Tony Edkins; Errol Hyslop; Nuy Praneen

1 Sinner

WANK-KING’S WANKER –  For the second week running cocks up the stats report by getting too pissed.

3 Anniversaries

GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER 600th Run
BILLION SUCKER 150 Runs
HORSE 5 Hared Runs

2 Birthdays

PELER 12 Dec
KIDNEY BEAN 15 Dec


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