Run 1513

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

SCRIBE REPORT – MARCH 4th 2013 – RUN #1513

Hares: Try-A-F—k, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder
73 Runners, 26 cars, 8 motor bikes & 2 busses!

Hello Moe, Hello Joe, it’s nice to see you back again this week! I hear that we missed a real good run and a great circle last week. From what I hear the hares did a nice job and “The Emperor” and GM were even funny in the circle. Let’s hope that today’s run is as good as last week’s and the circle is as entertaining and funny as the verbal reports we’ve heard!

the a-site - all signed up and ready to go
the a-site – all signed up and ready to go

Well, It’s starting off like normal – BALL RINGER, HORSE, V.V., TAMPAX, and 20 others are here waiting to signup but, LIBERACE is a couple of minutes late because of the heavy equipment on the road to this new A-site. Guaranteed everything will go smoothly once he arrives here and sets up! Looks like I’m correct – everyone is signed up with time to spare; the GM is calling for the circle; and the hare’s are ready to give us the trail details!

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run starts down by the lake

The start of the run headed directly from the A-site down to the edge of the lake (which fooled no one) but, G.I. JOE, RUNNING BARE, JACKEL, KARAMBA and others performed like true hashers and followed the paper! The walkers – including the ladies, GANGREEN, GKW, SPAG, and others followed along the road to keep dry and shortcut as we mostly do! Our odd man out, “SIR RSB”, was still (picking them up and laying run1513_058them down) trying to lose three more pounds so that he would fit into his “going back to the UK” traveling clothes.

The running trail had something for everyone featured tonight – uphill and downhill’s, straight fast trails for the racers, and water ponds for the “frogs”. SIR MC tired to frog jump the water but, bumped his ass on the takeoff and landing which brought many laughs from those who saw his attempt to keep dry. Good job hares! The entire trail was recorded as 8.4 to 9.9k. If you’re a number’s person run1513_069choose the number that fits best! Congratulations to all who did the entire trail!

The GM started tonight’s circle different for a change! Visitors in: Tokyo and Korean runners on the ice and then into the bucket. They never flinched and played the game admirably! It was now time for the leaver’s: CHEAPER THAN MEME and his wife on the ice and BALL RINGER in the bucket (never happened). If BALL RINGER had sat in the bucket numerous times prior to playing with BELL END he wouldn’t be new expectant father now! Too late WENDY!

Anniversaries popped next: CINDERELLA – 50 RUNS, CHICKEN HUNTER – 50 RUN MUG, SCAR WITH TWO T’S – 150 RUNS, MIDNIGHT STAR – 500 RUN SHIRT. No I didn’t forget the raffle and winners! run1513_106Congratulations to all the winners! My condolences to those who just missed out! Keep buying those raffle tickets as the proceeds help to keep the weekly and annual costs down! Thanks for helping.

Emperor Airhead enters and congratulates the hares for a great run. He then embarrasses TAMPAX (at least turns his face cherry red) for the great job on the moving direction signs. That over- FLYING FINN and his virgin on the ice (of course THE BUCKET follows thereafter)! FERRY QUEEN then endures seemingly hours of abuse, run1513_122in THE BUCKET, from the GM, THE EMPEROR, HULK and others! Have some pity on his dumb sole next week guys. He will never be a “shining star” no matter how many times you wash him! Dumb is DUMB!

Yes, I know that SIR MC, STUPID KRAUT KUNT, MENTAL DISORDER, the PHILLIPINE LADIES, HONEY BEAR, V.V (our food caterer) and others were either abused and/or helped to support tonight’s enlightened new circle! HONEY BEAR and ladies added the hares with a song. The HASH HYMN was led by 18 unlucky soles that had to drink the 18 last down downs!

Well MOE, tonight’s run and circle, really shows that the PH3 is alive and back on the right track! I had a great time even without one beer! See everyone next week!

Joe and Moe (alias Spag)

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners this week = 73

54 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week

6 Boerre Hetty; 5 Georg Rasmussen; 2 Birgit Turski; 401 BALL RINGER; 3 BANANAS; 247 BELL END; 502 BOTTOMLESS PIT; 27 CAMEL HUMPER; 166 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 21 CHEAPER THAN MEME; 50 CINDERELLA; 6 COMES WITH HIGH PRESHER; 188 CRACK MY COCCYX; 75 CRAZY PUSSY; 25 DESERT SCORPION; 165 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1209 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 209 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 98 FLYING FINN; 134 FROG LICKS ITS DICK; 94 FUZZY LURE; 93 GANGREEN; 65 HONEY BEAR; 108 HORSE; 43 HULK; 14 I LEAN OVER; 127 JACKAL; 166 KEE MAH; 134 LIBERACE; 20 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 22 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 25 MENTAL DISORDER; 502 MIDNIGHT STAR; 543 MRS. HEAD; 42 NEXT WEEK; 340 ODD-JOB; 209 PELER; 27 POCAHONTAS; 60 POOPACHINO; 30 RUNNING BARE; 150 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 624 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 518 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 522 SIR MC; 522 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 79 SLIPPERY ARSE; 237 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 169 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 220 SWEETIE; 335 TAMPAX; 141 TURD BURGLAR; 290 VELCRO DICK; 619 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 194 WHALE SNIFFER

15 Returnees

4 Donald Joe; 6 Sirinan T.n. dee; 144 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 152 BILLION SUCKER; 51 CHICKEN HUNTER; 41 FERRY QUEEN; 20 FOXY CLEOPATRA; 439 G.I. JOE; 604 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 278 KARAMBA; 46 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 124 ROBBING BASTARD; 686 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 87 TIGER BUM; 127 TRY-A-FUCK

1 Visitors with their Total Runs Mother Hash

17 PANZER Angeles City Hash, Philippine

3 Virgins

Patrick Dunphy
Matti Hartikka
Casey Robert

2 Leavers

CHEAPER THAN MEME
Boerre Hetty

4 Anniversaries Run Event Credentials

MIDNIGHT STAR — 500th Run T-Shirt
SCAR WITH TWO T’S — 150th Run
CINDERELLA — 50th Run
Chicken Hunter -50th run mug

1 Hash Shit

Ferry Queen


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