Run 1569


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Mental Disorder

The beach party on 29 of March was a great success. We had a great turn out with SPERM POLLUTER donating valuable drinking time to slave over a hot barbeque and cook all the sausage’s for  the hashers, all so thank you to SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT ( greatest brew master in the world ) for keeping the beer iced cold all day. One suggestion next year more shade.  All in all it was a great day, thank you to everyone that contributed.

Run # 1596 hared by V.V and JACKAL and as usual it was a great run, the run was well papered and the checks strategically place that keep the group together over the 8km. V.V  then followed up with a great barbeque which filled  the stomach of the hungry hashers.

The Raffles this week were won by STUPID KRAUT KUNT, CRACK MY COCCYX, COO COO COP, G.I JOE, SIR WANDA , NO MORE CUM, CABBAGE HEAD, AUTOMATIC MUFF DIVER ,  and SIR KIDNEY WHIPER taking home the carrots.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD iced the hares and asked the hashers what they thought of the run which came back from the crowd great run.  JACKAL informed EMPEROR AIRHEAD that he and V.V had been friends for more than 10 years and also JACKAL told us he also speaks French, very talented person being able to speaks so many languages. EMPEROR AIRHEAD also praised the beach party and the efforts of everyone that contributed. The virgin CALEB LEWIS NZ was introduced to the circle and EMPEROR AIRHEAD gave us an in sight into living in New Zealand and how great sex is with sheep. Annica Larsson was iced and then Baptist with her new hash named LOVE BOAT. SIR WANDA was iced and all of us informed that he will be heading to England for 6 months, along time hasher in Thailand and he will be greatly missed.  STUPID KRAUT KUNT, SUPER VIRGIN, KATOY MAGNET  and SCAR W/2TS will be heading over to Germany in may for an out station run in berlin. We will all have to watch the European news to find out how much havoc these hashers can cause. Have a good trip and hurry home.

Awards EMPTY SPERMBANK  250 runs, DESERT SCORPIONS  50 runs, and RASPUTIN received his putter 50 run mag. Great achievement to all.

SCAR W/2TS  iced STUPID KRAUT KUNT for losing his hash bag after the beach party in soi 6, not  unusual for STUPID KRAUT KUNT to lose something considering the amount of beer consumed. BEETROOT HEAD also lost his bag after the run but with some great investigation work by WANK-KINGS WANKER the bag was found in a short time room in the centre of boy’s town, great work WANK-KINGS WANKER. BRITNEY BEERS were iced with NO MORE CUM and we found out that NO MORE CUM has some fantasies, one of which is being called bad daddy. BRITNEY BEERS what was NO MORE CUM asking you to do for you to call him Bad Daddy???

MENTAL DISORDER got all the Germans on the ice and brought in the English and asked what happen 70 years ago this week in Europe, no one knew the answer;  the answer was the great escape by the British airman from a German prison of war. MENSTRUAL DISORDER, G-SPOT and AXEL GREASE standing for praying mantis will questioned about all the San Miguel beer consumed at the beach party. About 8 to 10 each, they informed us that they were not drunk but very tired so that is why they had trouble walking and went straight to sleep on the truck; girls next time have more sleep before you come to the beach party. STUPID KRAUT KUNT back on the iced again, this time for bumping in to his walking street / traveling partner to Cambodia with her Australian husband. They did not talk to one another but she winked at STUPID KRAUT KUNT which made him reminisce about their romantic holiday in Cambodia.

The hares then brought in, at their own expense, an international  rock singer where he set up his guitar and entertained the hashers with a great song, if anyone wants a copy of this artist music contact CABBAGE HEAD rock star.com.

The circle was in closed and we all boarded the hash truck to the On-ON bar.

ON-ON ! Mental Disorder

Next week Scribe will be ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA


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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners this week = 78

58 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week

3 Gerry Escarfullery, 128 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA, 6 AUTOMATIC MUFF DIVER, 10 AXEL GREASE, 454 BALL RINGER, 126 BENGT POTATO, 169 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK, 124 BLACK HOLE, 180 CABBAGE HEAD, 282 CABBAGE QUEEN, 53 CAMEL HUMPER, 188 CHEAP NORGY CUNT, 38 CHEAPER THAN MEME, 44 CHEESE DICK, 119 COO COO COP, 226 CRACK MY COCCYX, 13 CRAPPER, 51 DESERT SCORPION, 209 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES, 1257 EMPEROR AIRHEAD, 252 EMPTY SPERMBANK, 13 G SPOT, 490 G.I. JOE, 149 GANGREEN, 638 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, 90 HELIUM HEAD, 135 JACKAL, 14 KATOY MAGNET, 545 LADY FLIPPER, 188 LIBERACE, 46 LINEAR ACCELERATOR, 318 LONE WOLF, 7 LOVE BOAT, 118 MARATHON MAN, 65 MENSTRUAL DISORDER, 77 MENTAL DISORDER, 598 MRS. HEAD, 56 NEXT WEEK, 140 NO MORE CUM, 247 PELER, 162 ROBBING BASTARD, 73 RUNNING BARE, 180 SCAR WITH TWO T’S, 553 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT, 565 SIR FREE WILLY, 573 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, 737 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD, 41 SIR WANDA, 90 SPECIAL PRICE, 275 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS, 186  STUPID KRAUT KUNT, 30 SUPERVIRGIN, 275 SWEETIE, 157 TURD BURGLAR, 37 VASELINE THIGHS, 672 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, 25 WANKING, 172 WANK-KING’S WANKER 

14 Returners

17 Benjamin Carpenter, 2 Sudaphan Nonsang, 2 Alain Poirier, 18 BEETROOT HEAD, 279 BELL END, 45 LADY GAGA, 64 PAPRIKA SMILEY, 30 PUSSY WHIPPED, 51 RASPUTIN, 39 SEXY BUM, 41 STREET CLEANER, 420 TADPOLE, 189 TOM BOY, 161 TRY-A-FUCK 

5 Visitors with their Total Runs – Mother Hash

10 POLE FUCKER Harare, Zimbabwe, 1 BRITNEY BEERS Odense-Nyborg Hash, Denmark, 4 I STRANGLED MY PENIS Odense-Nyborg Hash, Denmark, 8 HERRING CHOKER Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia, 12 POL DANCER Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines 

8 Leavers

Gerry Escarfullery, CHEAPER THAN MEME, CHEESE DICK, HELIUM HEAD, ROBBING BASTARD, SIR WANDA, SPECIAL PRICE, SUPERVIRGIN 

1 Virgins

Caleb Lewis 

3 Anniversaries

EMPTY SPERMBANK was awarded for 250th Runs
DESERT SCORPION was awarded for 50th Runs
RASPUTIN was given his 50th-run mug 

1 New Hash-name

Annica Larsson was given the hash-name LOVE BOAT 


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