Run 1660

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Knob Marley

Well hashers that’s it for another year. We arrived at the A-Site after our usual what seems never ending and ever more chaotic baht bus journey.

Then sign up and we are soon sent on way. Not long into the run and it appears the hares are now major suspects for the recent Australian bush fires as instead of the usual single file track they created a 5 metre wide burnt track through the first half of the run.

After that the run was ok, usual checks etc and a couple of strange loops thrown in and even a passing chang. It was a big one as well (you could almost say it was the size of an elephant).

I also passed VV and TAMPAX together going in the opposite direction to the rest of us which was odd but still cute to see them together as only a few months ago they were bitching.  So all in all not a bad run apart from possibly just a little too much road run near the end.

So back at the A-Site we are greeted with excellent free food provided by the hares, both the chicken green curry and spaghetti were great and plenty of it. Many thanks.

Then beer starts to flow and circle called. GM NO MORE CUM calls in hares and some guy who lost wallet.

Then its SIR FREE WILLY, and Raffle time. GOLDEN DILDO, VV,  are among the winners along with a couple of Thai cracks and a few more.

Then EMPEROR AIRHEAD deals with hares about signs and the virgins and to his delight one is a fellow American. Then as the tone of his voices goes up an octave as it’s the moment he has been waiting years for. It’s the very first golden ticket draw. ooooooooOOOOOHH! As most of the Thai cracks wait in excitement it turns out to a wait in vain as the prize is swooped by Philipino hasher POCKET SOCKET.

Then its WANK-KING’S WANKER and the ever important stats (well important to them). Nobody else gives a F***, so please see awards section as I wasn’t listening, Although I did catch the part when CRACK MY COCCYX said he can say “Lay face down …” in 20 different languages (I know GM NO MORE CUM was well impressed by this).

Then SCAR W/2T’S brings in family BELL STAR and MILKY WAY and its is soon clear we have a case of like father like son on our hands. Also that MILKY WAY has an issue with GM time and time in Europe. He must remember GM stands for Grand Master and the Grand Master is always right.

Then it SUPERVIRGIN and KATOY MAGNET who also have timing issues that the usually late but avoid missing the bus by thinking it left earlier. So managed to be there in time even though they would have been late (I know, I got confused too). Then its SPERM POLLUTER in for good deeds donation to kids.

Then it was the highlight of the evening when into the circle walks the legend that is LORD CHICKEN FUCKER, The circle awaits and then in almost Tommy Cooper style the circle begins to chuckle even though LORD CHICKEN FUCKER hasn’t said anything.

But then he is heckled by IM LAO about how can he remember someone’s name when he has memory loss. And his instant response of I only remember ugly people is almost comic genius. The rest of his circle and his old reliable man in the boat story was hilarious and timeless. Well done CHICKEN FUCKER! And good to see you back, it just rolled back the years.

Well, there were a few other good circles that followed but by now I had lost the coordination to write anymore, but I do remember the Hares Song had the words ding and dong in somewhere. So it was Hash Hymn and then on board baht buses for the 2 beer trip drive to happy hour at Nicky’s Pub. Great turkey curry, plenty for all, many thanks.

Well, so as PH3 Monday Hash enters its 32nd year (personally my 25th) it was good to see over 100 runners and shows it is still an healthy hash. This is due to the ever keen runners that continue to turn out and mainly due to the great effort put in by many people.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank them all and there are many as well as the front boys – ie; Grand Master and RA‘s. It is also the people that keep the stats, food, organise transport and even the simple things like stay behind and clean the A-Site. It is all these that make this the greatest hash.

On-On!  And Hashy New Year to all,  Knob Marley

Next week’s scribe is Pussy Fucker

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 107

Hashers Present Last Week – 67

4 Tor-hugo Antonsen; 2 Lynn Brewster; 4 Philip Jackson; 4 Thawanrat Paowana; 4 Theerapat Paowana; 4 Palin Pronprong; 8 Mark Stoker; 216 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 130 ANTIQUE; 35 BEETROOT HEAD; 3 BOW TIE; 53 BURL IVES; 29 CASPAR; 215 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 48 CRAPPER; 109 CROCODILE; 1334 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 4 FORREST HUMP; 22 FUNNY BUNNY; 571 G.I. JOE; 228 GANGREEN; 721 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 283 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 67 GOLDEN DILDO; 101 HELIUM HEAD; 42 IM LAO; 53 JINGLE BALLS; 117 KNOB MARLEY; 633 LADY FLIPPER; 279 LIBERACE; 77 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 382 LONE WOLF; 31 LOVE BOAT; 10 MANGO MUNCHER; 50 MISUSE ME; 685 MRS. HEAD; 60 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 127 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 176 NO MORE CUM; 95 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 311 PELER; 297 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 101 POCAHONTAS; 17 POCKET SOCKET; 30 POL DANCER; 141 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 196 ROBBING BASTARD; 11 ROCKY BALBLOWME; 171 RUBBER DICK; 124 RUNNING BARE; 221 SCAR W/2TS; 625 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 655 SIR FREE WILLY; 655 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 821 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 40 SLACK VAGINA; 64 SPANKINSTEIN; 106 SPECIAL PRICE; 54 SPERM POLLUTER; 387 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 356 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 392 TAMPAX; 134 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 146 TWO TIME; 754 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 261 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 19 ZENERGY

Returners – 26

2 Onuma Chongchairak; 6 Jan Wallace; 158 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 23 BELL STAR; 187 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 132 BLACK HOLE; 39 CIA; 250 CRACK MY COCCYX; 17 CUPID’S STUD; 271 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 151 GREYHOUND; 104 HULK; 18 KATOY MAGNET; 8 LIPOVITAMIN; 1071 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 9 ONE HUNG LOW; 50 PHONEY CUNT; 43 PISSED AS A RAT; 75 PUSSY FUCKER; 93 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 27 SLIPPERY SAM; 167 STEPTOE; 35 SUPERVIRGIN; 65 SUZY WONG; 104 WEE MOANING WEASEL; 26 WHINGER

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 8

  9 FLUFFER – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
14 CANDY LADY – Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
  2 Peter Nicholas – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
18 SHORT TIME – Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
  9 MILKY WAY – Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
  1 MYRTLE – Unknown Hash
  1 ROOMBOY – Unknown Hash
  1 THAILAND PERVERT – Unknown Hash

Virgins – 6

Joy Jackson
Douglas Mclennan
Vincent Nicholas
Lin Walter
Siriporn Wongcomtun
Cartoon Wongcomtun

Leavers – 2

WEE MOANING WEASEL
ZENERGY – Lying Leaver

Anniversaries – 4

DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES was awarded his 10th Hare T-Shirt.
CRACK MY COCCYX was congratulated on completing his 250th Run.
MISUSE ME was congratulated on completing her 50th Run.
PHONEY CUNT completed his 50th Run, but we missed it at signup.

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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