Scribe Report by B.B.
The hares picked a great A-Site down near the beach, and set a good run in a confined area.
Some of the hash guys should be told never to wear a dress, as I have never seen so many hairy female cross dressers. Maybe you may have to consider a shave or a wax before wearing the dresses again guys.
Hung low REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, should have been told about uplift bras, but as he was dressed like a granny who had breast fed 6 kids, his boobs would have hung around his waist anyway.
WANK-KING’S WANKER must have really looked hard through his closet of women’s clothes to find the yellow wig and matching glasses. Sorry to say the pink handbag didn’t quite match.
SEAL SUCKER was seen walking with KAZI who was wearing a tiara, and it appeared that they where holding parts of each other’s anatomy.. HANDS? Mind you it was also heard that SS wanted a name change to SHIRLEY SUCKER. This can happen when guys wear dresses.
The circle is called by the GM who ices the hares and the ‘4 Hare Song’ is sung by a visitor WILD ROVER.
FREE WILLY is next in line with the Raffle, and thanks again WILLY for drawing my number. Good prizes as always, how does he do it?
GM then ices DIGGA for not removing his ring pull from his beer and ARSE-HOLEO for dobbing in him.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD then has the circle and brings the hares back in. Reports of the run are asked and it was agreed that it was a great A-Site and run. The Beer Hunters H3 were really happy as their beer stop was in line of sight from where we started. Great consideration went into giving the BH4 a short run.
It’s then the start of the Betty Boob Beauty Pageant where the 12 or so entries are whittled down by cheers and whistles from the circle. Even MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY, tries hard to convince the crowd he should stay by lifting his dress and flashing his rear end. The winner ends up to be none other than granny RSB. Then we have the BB contest for the Ladies, and we get to see ladies dressed as men. Only one winner from the start really and when GI JOAN does a dozen push ups, she had to win.
The GM then has EMPEROR AIRHEAD on ice and asks for a price on a wax, our hairdresser said sorry but cannot price, but would a Daily Rate price be ok?
WANK-KING’S WANKER circle next and he has two achievement awards, CRAPPER for 10 Hares, and MRS HEAD for 30 Hares. That brought lots of comments like that’s more hares than her husband has on his head, who said Head?
GM then ices the Hamersley Wankers. Then calls in FLIPPER and FREE WILLY for 700 and 800 runs apiece. Also thanks them for the work on the Rags and the Raffle.
The hare song is sung by LORD CHICKEN FUCKER, great to see him at hash again and his rendition of ‘Lazy Sunday Afternoon’.
GM then calls in HARBOR WHORE and his friend?????? who is christened HARBOR QUICKSTART????? Being a Merchant Seaman in my younger days I used to know a couple of HWs in different ports, but I am sure he wasn’t one of them.
The Hash Hymn is then sung by visitors and locals and led by MRS H.
It’s then into the esky for one for the road, and the end of another great night of hashing in Pattaya. Well done hares and committee.
Next week’s scribe is to be announced
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 117
Hashers Present Last Week – 60
3 Julius Burai; 3 Win Chromec; 23 ARSE BANDIT; 39 ARSE VAN HOLE; 292 ARSE-HOLEO; 109 B. B.; 69 BIGGUS DICKUS; 29 BOB-A-GOB; 11 BOLLYWOOD; 114 BURL IVES; 53 CABBAGE PATCH; 111 CRAPPER; 21 CRYSTAL; 82 DEL BOY; 95 DIRT LOONEY; 322 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1402 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 300 GANGREEN; 770 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 16 GIGGLE TITS; 103 GOLDEN RIVET; 4 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 42 HARBOR WHORE; 64 HAWKEYE; 55 IM LAO; 13 JACK WOW; 703 LADY FLIPPER; 345 LIBERACE; 435 LONE WOLF; 135 LOST CAUSE; 30 MAYO QUEEN; 160 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 188 MENTAL DISORDER; 112 MISS USE ME; 18 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 751 MRS. HEAD; 75 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 189 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 20 OUT OF ORDER; 54 PHANTOM; 28 PISS ON IT; 92 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 48 RAT VON KIEL; 160 RUNNING BARE; 43 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 233 SEAL SUCKER; 725 SIR FREE WILLY; 723 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 887 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 22 SLUG; 47 SUGAR DADDY; 68 SUPA DICK; 437 TAMPAX; 59 TELLY TUBBY; 47 THE WIZARD; 33 TOSSA; 203 TWO TIME; 58 UNSTABLE LOAD; 817 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 335 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 14
5 Renata Artac; 5 Dusan Artac; 136 BLACK HOLE; 36 BOB SNOT HERE; 519 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 11 EXCESS BAGGAGE; 1078 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 17 LUCKY NUMBER; 70 MASTER CHEF; 27 MR POTATO HEAD; 102 RABBIT SHOOTER; 70 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 30 SLEAZY; 74 TESTICLES
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 37
3 BUSH DIVER – Angeles City Hash, Philippines
3 HAND BRAKE – Angeles City Hash, Philippines
1 DIPSTICK – Bali Hash, Indonesia
3 PUSSY GALORE – Border Hash, Australia
5 SHITHEAD – Canberra Hash, Australia
8 HOME BREW – Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
2 SHREK – Creek Hash, Dubai, UAE
2 FAKINIT – Darwin Rural Hash, Australia
2 BLING – Desert H3, Dubai, UAE
2 DECENT-IN-TENT – Desert H3, Dubai, UAE
2 FUCK ALL – Gold Coast Hash, Australia
1 AMPOL – Hamersley Hash, Australia
5 HALF WAY – Hamersley Hash, Australia
1 KAZI – Hamersley Hash, Australia
1 TASS – Hamersley Hash, Australia
1 WIMPEY – Hamersley Hash, Australia
1 TOO SMALL TO SEE – Hanoi Hash, Vietnam
2 DINGO – Hobart Hash & H, Australia
3 THE COUNT – Jakarta Hash, Indonesia
11 CLASSIC – Kakadoo Hash, Darwin, Australia
2 WILD ROVER – Lagos Hash, Nigeria
1 TAT THAT ASS – Louisville H3, USA
1 YOU’VE GOT TAIL – Louisville H3, USA
2 RENT BOY – Nhatrain, Vietnam
2 Chris Òsteby – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
6 NINJA PRINCESS – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
6 NOISY QUEEN – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
8 SQUEEZE MY NUTS – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
12 TICK TOCK – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
6 PATPOM – Siam Sunday H3
6 SNAKE BITE – Siam Sunday H3
1 LOFTY – South of Perth Hash, Australia
1 YO ADRIAN – South of Perth Hash, Australia
17 BIG BAZZA – Trinity Hash, Australia
2 MYRTLE – Unknown Hash
2 SCREAMIN ORGASM – Unknown Hash
2 BONER – Western Suburbs Hash, Australia
Virgins – 4
Leavers – 0
~ none this week ~
Anniversaries – 2
MRS. HEAD was congratulated on her 10th Hared Run.
CRAPPER was awarded is 10th Hared Run T-Shirt.
Hash Name Events – 1
Chamakarn Jantarak was given the New Hash Name HARBOR QUICKSTART.
Saints and Sinners – 0
~ none this week ~
~ none this week ~