Run 1741


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Bob-a-Gob

The Belgian National Day Run will be remembered as the run when the beer truck broke down, luckily the beer arrived safely because of the timely intervention of THE WIZARD, accompanied by four half-witted Australians (THE WIZARD paid me to write that). This motley crew were officially recognised as Hash Heroes by MENTAL DISORDER and we were all very grateful for their efforts in getting the beer to the A site on time.

The Baht buses took a while to arrive at the A site because there were no HHH signs along the road (as they were in the broken down beer truck), so some skilful U-turns by the baht bus drivers were required, but we all got there in the end and we soon set off on a 10km run and 5km walk.

SEAL SUCKER was the winner of the run, followed closely by HARBOR QUICKSTART, by some distance from the others. HARBOR QUICKSTART told me that she usually comes first so was disappointed that SEAL SUCKER beat her to it this time and she will try harder to come first next time. 🙂 

Once the circle was formed the Raffle was drawn, prizes included Belgian chocolates, which a Belgian won, so that was a bit like taking coals to Newcastle. I won the biscuits, which was nice as I rarely win anything, so it definitely cannot be said that SIR FREE WILLY fixes the Raffle.

The Hares were put on the ice, followed by the remaining Belgians (quite rightly) and DIRT LOONEY for talking too loudly (nothing new there then!).

It was rumoured that VV had sold the beer truck to pay for nights out in Boys Town. LIBERACE and VV were called into the circle to explain what was going on with the beer truck and DIRT LOONEY was nominated as the Official Beer Truck Mechanic.

SPIN KING and 007 were put on the ice for only coming once every 4 years and WANK-KING’S WANKER then took the circle and awarded RAT VON KEIL his 50 Run Shirt and GANGREEN his 300 Run Cap.

LADY FLIPPER and SIR FREE WILLY were celebrating 33 years of marriage, when they were each asked what the highlight of their marriage was they both replied it was when SIR FREE WILLY took up residence in the Bangkok Hilton.

Next week is the Aussie Run which is yet another highlight of the PH3 calendar, so looking forward to seeing you all then. The Hash Scribe for this run was BOB-A-GOB.

On-On! Bob-a-Gob

Next week’s scribe is to be announced

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 65

Hashers Present Last Week – 47

9 Wichuda Prakaykaeu; 45 ARSE VAN HOLE; 611 BALL RINGER; 393 BELL END; 131 BEN 10; 114 CAMEL HUMPER; 35 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 106 DESERT SCORPION; 101 DIRT LOONEY; 524 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1408 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 3 FLATULENCE; 641 G.I. JOE; 776 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 21 GIGGLE TITS; 109 GOLDEN RIVET; 10 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 9 HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER; 77 INVISIBLE MAN; 708 LADY FLIPPER; 351 LIBERACE; 441 LONE WOLF; 141 LOST CAUSE; 75 MASTER CHEF; 36 MAYO QUEEN; 194 MENTAL DISORDER; 23 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 755 MRS. HEAD; 195 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 365 PELER; 40 PINK DOLPHIN; 98 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 54 RAT VON KIEL; 49 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 110 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 237 SEAL SUCKER; 75 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 703 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 730 SIR FREE WILLY; 729 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 892 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 442 TAMPAX; 9 THE COUNT; 64 UNSTABLE LOAD; 341 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 12 WEASEL’S WILLY WARMER; 119 WEE MOANING WEASEL

Returners – 15

2 Miro Habat; 3 Yuphin Somsakul; 71 007; 30 BOB-A-GOB; 273 COMPOST HEAP; 328 FUCK THE TRUTH; 304 GANGREEN; 39 GAS MAN; 10 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 10 SHE’S THE BOSS; 31 SPEW KING; 52 THE WIZARD; 217 TRY-A-FUCK; 206 TWO TIME; 819 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 3

5 Gene Parisa – Bangkok Thursday Hash, Thailand
17 DREGS – Brisbane Hash, Australia
2 TWENTY MINUTES ON TOP – Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand

Virgins – 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 2

GANGREEN was awarded his 300th Run T-Shirt.
RAT VON KIEL was awarded his 50th Run T-Shirt.

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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