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Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of January. Thanks to all the hares who have come forward the hareline is looking very good. All dates in December are now filled.

The February hareline will be opened on the first run in December. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, December 9th, 2020 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The November Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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49 hashers qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 33 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

Veterans' Run 2019 was Run 1852 on September 2nd. 43 Hashers ran free on the day and received a PH3 run towel, Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their towel when they next run with PH3.

Winter Schedule Started October 5th

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As the days are now getting shorter, starting from Run 1895 - October 5th we returned to our winter schedule.

To be clear, starting October 5th we will gather at 2:30 PM and the last bus will leave at 3:00 PM sharp. First circle starts at 4:00 PM and second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30 PM.


Website Construction Report

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This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.


Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1903
Monday, November 30th 2020

rainbow-foot-120Hares:  
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, Something Stupid
Location:  
Soi Paradise Villa - Thunglong Talman Soi 29 for 2 Km
GPS:   12°54'04.0"N   100°57'54.0"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1903 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)


From Soi Thep Prasit, proceed South on Sukhumvit Road for 1.6 km and turn left into Soi Paradise Villa. Follow for 5.2 km until you reach the T-Junction at the end (HHH). Turn right and follow the road past the Wat for 1.6 km (HHH) and turn left into Tunglong Talman Soi 29 (HHH). Continue for 2.6 Kmand turn left (HHH) onto soi Huaytnoo Toongklom 18 you will find there a green sign Glory Hut center against aids, after 700 m you will arrive at the A-site.

Google Maps Directions: Click Here

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.


Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1902
Monday, November 23rd 2020

Hares:
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby
Map to Run 1902 A-Site
Scribe:   Fleece Lifter
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run & Circle)
Runners:   85
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°51'57.17"N   101°02'01.84"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
green-foot-120Hares:
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby
Scribe:   Fleece Lifter
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run & Circle)
Runners:   85
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°51'57.17"N   101°02'01.84"E
Map to Run 1902 A-Site
Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Fleece Lifter


Pre the 2nd circle, Pasta with chicken provided by the hares summonsed the weather gods to let us know that life isn’t all beer and skittles. Various forms of shelter were sought apart from a few hardy souls who had got used to this during Saturday’s Monkey, including the GM, who just sat and sucked it up. Tough guys. The desert of mini pumpkin pie tarts saw the departure of the rain and although delayed we were underway.

Hash Trash, and GING GANG GOOLIES was put on the ice for leaving something or other behind the prior week. A pair of full fingered gloves went unclaimed. The hares were then put on the ice – GOLDEN RIVET and his harem of Thai ladies. Commentary on the run was sought by the GM, THE MIGHTY QUINN said a flat run is a good run, ARSE BANDIT said it was great and knew half of it, JACKAL for a change didn’t hash crash, overall he liked it, he said the first 6km was superb but thought the last 3km wasn’t as well papered, he thought maybe the hares were getting tired by then. GI JOE thought it was a fucken great run, with paper everywhere, and that the old folks need new glasses. Hopefully that wasn’t self-reflection. The GM commented on the 19 different types of paper used. SEAL SUCKER who is infamous for his ability to avoid breaking checks, did attempt some today but fucked up on many we were told. SPERM POLLUTER said it was a good trail, the easiest he’s done in the last 3 days, and it’s unbecoming to gloat about your stamina, Spermie. TOP OFF said it was excellent, a good trail. CHUCKWAO said it was a bloody top run. Virgin Luke said it was the best run he’s done, his sense of humour will fit in well. And our other virgin Nigel said it was lovely, how very English, lovely to have you here too son. BILLY NO MATES said it was excellent. FUCK OFF didn’t get lost so that was proof there was lots of paper.

PHANTOM was put on the ice for wanting to make an announcement when he clearly missed that opportunity in the 1st circle. There is a Lunar Run this Friday night, a Jungle Hash on Saturday, and a Bar Hop on Sunday. Contact him for details.

Time for the waffle, BEN 10 was called upon to draw the tickets. UNSTABLE LOAD took donuts, WANK KINGS WANKER took the cookies (excellent choice you stoner). SCOOBY DOO took the frying pan. PICKANINNY will wake up with fresh coffee after taking the beans. CRAP THAI came in with a bum bag so was put on the ice, not sure what he took. EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the German beer. BELLY DANCER took the mystery prize voucher, which turned out to be a 300 baht gift voucher.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle. First on the ice was DIRT LOONEY, a long story ensued where we heard of the transplant of half to WANK KINGS WANKERS brain into DL while WKW was being treated as a result of extreme masturbation (blindness). During this period DL did website duties. DL can understand computers now, but with the blind man’s return a reversal of the brain swap took place and DL was proclaimed a hash hero. Sadly his wooden plaque was missing an E. Next on the ice were the hares. EA commented that they did a great job, it was a good hare today (“all the holes were wet” interjected SPERM POLLUTER), the cooking was up to the usual high standard which keeps the males happy. Down downs followed. Seven visitors from the far off country of Chang Mai were then iced, speculation as to why they came was answered from the sidelines by WKW, “to run in the woods and act like idiots”. After down downs it was time for the naming of Mark Palmer from the US, he’s been around a long time so this was well overdue, we learned that his family were lumberjacks, and that for a time Mark moved to Hollywood with aspirations of a career in the movies, but porn wasn’t going to cut the mustard so he’s somehow ended up in the land of smiles. Various naming suggestions given to EA became indecipherable from his now wet notes, and finally he announced “I can’t read”, the circle thought this was perfect and thus you are no longer Mark, welcome I CAN’T READ.

The GM took the circle and put EMPEROR AIRHEAD and THE MIGHTY QUINN (who was somewhat extroverted, perhaps excited that it was his Hashy Birthday). EA commented that earlier in the week he had been at Tahitian Queen (TQ on beach road), dressed rather smartly (or so he thought) and looking the part until PHANTOM waltzed in wearing a Tux. EA had thought that perhaps PHANTOM had just got married, “not to KNICKERLESS” quipped the GM. A cake arrived and they got busy trying to extinguish the flames, in a clear rule 6 violation SPERM POLLUTER noted “they’re blowing each other's candles”. Hashy Birthday was sung.

WANK KINGS WANKER took the circle - out of recent practise (and perhaps not cured of his masturbation symptoms) he announced that he had 6 things to remember. But all we found out was that 1. He’s a cunt. 2. LOST CAUSE was recognised for 10 hares (“5 on each lip” noted SPERM POLLUTER) {It’s is actually 20 Hares – WKW error in circle}. Well done LC. GANGREEN gave us the Yeast Infection down down song.

The GM relieved WKW and put FRENCH KISS on the ice, chivalrously SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR came in ostensibly to translate for his lady, not sure how that went. WKW was put on the ice for suggesting that the GM was about to fire them. FK was commended for being the quiet achiever who week after week sells shirts and other gear without complaint and she was awarded for her dedication to the club.

The Phuket wankers were put on the ice and offered our warmest welcome. As it was all so much fun the GM made an orgy of it and had the Chang Mai fuckers squeeze in too. GI JOE led the “Fuck you, ya cunts” down down song.

Wanker of the Week - the GM put GI JOE, FLATULENCE, and SEAL SUCKER (the incumbent) on the ice. GI JOE had "Tits of the Week" so it appeared he had already been awarded, SS hadn’t done anything more than been his usual annoying self, but we heard how FLATULENCE played porn vids in the car in the back seat with full commentary to those in the car on the way here “look he’s got 3 fingers in her! Oooh, now he’s releasing her poo!” you get the point. This was no contest. Wanker of the week - FLATULENCE

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER entered the circle with wooden feet. No he hadn’t morphed into Pinocchio, but with the shit that comes out of his mouth that’s certainly possible. We heard about the virtue of waterproof indestructible Dutch clogs. We’d better get FRENCH KISS to procure some hash branded ones. Re the drawn weekend Rugby Union game, when LCF asked for any Argentineans to get on the ice we had zero response, maybe because we don’t have any, but the same request of Australians got 5 takers. Interestingly, PHANTOM arrived who we all know is English, however he was the only one to offer good commentary to rile SEAL SUCKER with his comment that at least Australia drew rather than being beaten as “The Mighty All Blacks” were the week before. Spot on there.

The GM asked the hares to sing a song. They had nominated BURL IVES to do so on their behalf. He did a nice Adams Family Parody which earned ARSE BANDIT an icing for interruption. Eskies were closed and the final down down drew the following participants SKID MARK, SHEEP SHAGGER, BELLY DANCER, BILLY NO MATES, THE MIGHTY QUIM, CHUCKWAO, SOAPIE and Luke “The Smiling” virgin. The Hash Hymn was led by BALLRINGER and BEN 10. Twenty odd hashers carried on to the on-on at I-Rovers. Another successful day if somewhat damp at times, just like SPERM POLLUTERS humour, and his sphincter when he visits Boys Town

On-On!  Fleece Lifter


Show Run 1902 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 85

Hashers Present Last Week - 60

2 Samuel Boyd Scates; 2 Xiaoxia Hu; 173 ARSE VAN HOLE; 761 BALL RINGER; 530 BELL END; 8 BELLY DANCER; 258 BEN 10; 211 BUM BOY; 250 BURL IVES; 4 CHUCKWAO; 31 COOKIE MONSTER; 16 CRAP THAI; 510 DAME LIBERACE; 254 DIRT LOONEY; 273 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 68 FLATULENCE; 20 FLEECE LIFTER; 104 FRENCH KISS; 39 FUCK OFF; 791 G.I. JOE; 460 GANGREEN; 102 GING GANG GOOLIES; 252 GOLDEN RIVET; 108 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 12 I CAN’T READ; 61 KNICKERLESS; 589 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 1197 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 283 LOST CAUSE; 26 LUCAN MADE ME CUM; 15 LURCH; 177 MAYO QUEEN; 253 MISS USE ME; 847 MRS. HEAD; 37 PATPOM; 394 PELER; 201 PHANTOM; 10 PICKANINNY; 21 PING PONG; 138 SCOOBIE DOO; 333 SEAL SUCKER; 125 SHE'S THE BOSS; 843 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 885 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 986 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 115 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 67 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 37 SNAKE BITE; 20 SOMETHING STUPID; 107 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 49 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 120 STREET CLEANER; 173 TELLY TUBBY; 209 THE WIZARD; 343 TWO TIME; 205 UNSTABLE LOAD; 478 VELCRO DICK; 975 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 492 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 15 YA YA;

Returners - 13

120 ARSE BANDIT; 271 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 114 CANNONBALL; 174 CASPER; 71 CHIP CHIP; 654 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1535 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 128 HOI WAN; 239 JACKAL; 114 MINELESS CUNT; 189 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 71 PARISIAN TITI; 202 SPERM POLLUTER;

Visitors - 10

4 Parichat Thongbang - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
5 BILLY NO MATES - Phuket Hash, Thailand
2 BILLY'S ONLY MATE - Phuket Hash, Thailand
1 LORD SUPERMAN - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
1 MIGHTY QUIMM - Phuket Hash, Thailand
3 SHEEP SHAGGER - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
4 SKID MARK - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
3 SOAPY - Perth Hash, Australia
1 SQUARE ROOTER - Perth Hash, Australia
2 TOP OFF - Phuket Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 2

1 Nigel Studley - Bristol, UK; 1 Luke Watts - Nottingham, UK;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 1

LOST CAUSE was congratulated for 20 Hared Runs with PH3

Hash Naming Events - 1

Mark Palmer - I CAN'T READ

Saints and Sinners - 4

GING GANG GOOLIES - Hash Trash
DIRT LOONEY - EMPEROR AIRHEAD award as Hash Hero for helping to maintain the PH3 website
FRENCH KISS - Recognised with certificate for Sterling Work as Hash Rags for the PH3
FLATULENCE - Wanker of the Week

Birthdays - 2

Happy Birthday EMPEROR AIRHEAD - November 22
Happy Birthday MIGHTY QUIMM - November 23


Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


33 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1535 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1197 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (2)
986 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
975 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
800+ Runs (6)
885 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John (R.I.P.) 203 M
854 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
847 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
843 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
802 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
700+ Runs (4)
791 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
780 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
761 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
600+ Runs (5)
681 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
657 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
654 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (14)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 9097 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE - Jirasak, Janya
1210 F
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
582 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans (R.I.P.) 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
538 7113 SGT LONE WOLF - Whiteway, Alan 966 M
530 8103 BELL END - Pidtharapa, Tim 1066 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
525 293 TAMPAX - Flanagan, Tony 633 M
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F
510 9567 DAME LIBERACE - Holbaek-hanssen, Bjorn  1292 M

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a weekly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

If you find any errors, please contact: dirtlooney@gmail.com with the details.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.


 
Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
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Stephen "FLOATING FECES" Beard Pattaya Mail
Frank "THE WHORATOR" Benfield On this site
John “MR SHEEN” Hanon Offsite Link
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall On this site
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler On this site
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

                    Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
John "KING YAO YAO" Guenther 3-Oct-20 203 881
Stephen "FLOATING FECES" Beard 7-Sept-20 436 3
Kevin "BANANAS" Glentworth 28-Aug-20 906 127
Frank "THE WHORATOR" Benfield 15-Aug-20 14 152
Hans "FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG" van den Eyden 13-July-20 1725 20
Julius "HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER" Burai 5-June-20 1733 31
Samir "HURTS HER VAGINA" Bobech 3-June-20 1735 30
Ken "TEASPOON / BULL SITTER" Machado 16-Mar-20 880 18
Paul "LORD LUCAN" Eldred 16-Feb-20 844 283
Robert “SAMMY DAVIS JNR” Howard 18-Jan-20 1135 6
Anders "PUSSY WHIPPED" Ekberg 31-Dec-19 1500 45
Hakan "PC PORN" Petersson 25-Aug-19 1836 12
Bill "TUMBLING BILL" Panton 22-Jun-19 57 1
Hans "SQUARE HEAD" Haugsjordet 11-Jun-19 148 63
John “MR SHEEN” Hanon 29-Apr-19 568 64
Robert "TUPPERWARE" Jeangot 20-Apr-19 1138 36
Terje "OSLO FUCKIN' ERE'' Eriksen 02-Mar-19 193 53
Dave "SHIT DOG" Mackie 27-Feb-19 464 14
Maik "GERMAN KUNT KISSER" Sshwagerus 10-Oct-18 1673 11
Paul "KOJAK" Nugnes 27-Sep-18 348 25
David "CRACK MY COCCYX" Pack ??-Sep-18 1070 260
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall 31-Jul-18 16 134
Louis "DOGGY STYLE" Verbruggen 26-Jul-18 1751 5
Allan "MISSING LINK" Minnis 05-Jan-18 484 189
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 206
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler 08-Aug-17 303 327
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Franky "FRANKY GOES TO 7/11" Fournet 2015 / 2016 1134 29
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 03-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Jean-Philippe "JPS" Secol 08-Jul-12 1225 2
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Peter "BUSTED COLOSTOMY BAG" Holeczek unknown 404 64
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.


About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.


Archives

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.


All Runs 2019
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

This page contains monthly tables listing all runs for the year. Provides a convenient place to review the year's activities and has links to all run reports and A-Site location maps. The tables also show the number of hashers attending the run.

Download links are provided for all printed Hash Sheets. If you are a hare, click on any location link and you can page through all A-Site maps for the year. Very convenient if you are trying to remember a site from the past for your future run.

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2019
December 30 - PH3 Run 1869
The New Years Run
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head,Ging Gang Goolies
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
December 23 - PH3 Run 1868
The Christmas Run
Odd-Job, Liberace, Scar w/2T's
100 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
December 16 - PH3 Run 1867
Del Boy, Beetroot Head
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 9 - PH3 Run 1866
The Belgian Run
VV, Kiss My Toot, Street Cleaner, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Stephane, Francis
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - Hua Khun Chit lakeside
December 2 - PH3 Run 1865
Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Jungle Mother
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
November 2019
November 25 - PH3 Run 1864
VV 20 Years and More Run & Sausage BBQ
VV, Two Time, Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Tomboy, Ewok, Miss Chivas, Olive Oil, Scoobie Doo
129 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
November 18 - PH3 Run 1863
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Unstable Load
79 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
November 11 - PH3 Run 1862
The Slovenian Run
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Singing Granny, Sausage Head, Car Licker
77 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
November 4 - PH3 Run 1861
Steptoe, Turd Burglar
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - near the rifle range
October 2019
October 28 - PH3 Run 1860
The Halloween Run
Hard On, Sausage Head, She's the Boss, Dog Licks Its Dick, Happy Survivor
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - just after new flyover
October 21 - PH3 Run 1859
The Oktoberfest Run
VV, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Paprika Smiley, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Billion Sucker
105 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 14 - PH3 Run 1858
Battle of Hastings Run
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Arse van Hole, Sour Kraut Bone Collector
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - Thetsahan Soi 12 - 2.6 km from Sukhumvit
October 7 - PH3 Run 1857
Arse Bandit, Atomic Muff Diver, Madam Sin
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
September 2019
September 30 - PH3 Run 1856
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Telly Tubby, Brass Monkey
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
September 23 - PH3 Run 1855
VV Sausage BBQ Run
Del Boy, VV and Two Time
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 16 - PH3 Run 1854
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
September 9 - PH3 Run 1853
Princess Bum Boy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
September 2 - PH3 Run 1852
The Veterans Run
The Wizard, Sauce for the Goose
61 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
August 2019
August 26 - PH3 Run 1851
VV Sausage BBQ Run
VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
68 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
August 19 - PH3 Run 1850
Antique's 75th Birthday Run
Antique, Barnacle Bollox, Lord Chicken Fucker
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 6.9 km E of Sukhumvit - slip road at new flyover
August 12 - PH3 Run 1849
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Chip Chip
52 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
August 5 - PH3 Run 1848
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
July 2019
July 29 - PH3 Run 1847
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor and Sausage Head
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
July 22 - PH3 Run 1846
The Aussie Run
The Aussie Crew and Thai friends
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 15 - PH3 Run 1845
Belgian National Day Run
VV, Mayo Queen, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Arse van Hole, Unstable Load
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
July 8 - PH3 Run 1844
Seal Sucker and Beverley Hills Pink Cock
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
July 1 - PH3 Run 1843
American Independence Day Run
Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2019
June 24 - PH3 Run 1842
The German Run
Beverley Hills Pink Cock, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Ging Gang Goolies, Sausage Head, Baht Bus Gestapo
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
June 17 - PH3 Run 1841
Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
June 10 - PH3 Run 1840
Arse Bandit, Del Boy and Atomic Muff Diver
75 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
June 3 - PH3 Run 1839
The Betty Boop Run
Lost Cause, Two Time, Duchess Tadpole, Telly Tubby, Miss Use Me, Hoi Wan, VV, Golden Rivet
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - 3.5 km N along Soi 9
May 2019
May 27 - PH3 Run 1838
She's the Boss and Happy Survivor
57 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
May 20 - PH3 Run 1837
Scotch on the Rocks Run
Dirt Looney, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Andy Whorehole
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 250m N of Soi Phoenix CC
May 13 - PH3 Run 1836
VV Sausage BBQ Run
VV, Mayo Queen, Two Time
47 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
May 6 - PH3 Run 1835
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
April 2019
April 29 - PH3 Run 1834
VV Sausage BBQ Run
VV, Parisian Titi, Two Time and Chip Chip
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
April 22 - PH3 Run 1833
St. George's Day Run
Lord Chicken Fucker, Tampax, Turd Burglar and Pole Fucker
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
April 15 - PH3 Run 1832
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess. Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Arse Van Hole
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Bang Sare - Unstable Load's House
April 8 - PH3 Run 1831
Beetroot Head, Arse Bandit, She's the Boss and Hurts Her Vagina
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
April 1 - PH3 Run 1830
Bum Run Number 3
Princess Bum Boy and Jungle Princess
89 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
March 2019
March 25 - PH3 Run 1829
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Smokey's Nanny and Arse van Hole
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 5.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
March 18 - PH3 Run 1828
VV and AVH Birthday with Sausage BBQ
VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
95 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
March 11 - PH3 Run 1827
St. Paddy's Day Run
Kee Mah, Redcoat and Wank-King's Wanker
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan Sanwararam – 8.1 km E of Sukhumvit
March 4 - PH3 Run 1826
Golden Rivet, Cannonball, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
February 2019
February 25 - PH3 Run 1825
Tampax and Love Boat
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
February 18 - PH3 Run 1824
Le French Connection Run
VV, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Street Cleaner
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
February 11 - PH3 Run 1823
Valentines Day Run
Scar W2TS, Bell Star, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
February 4 - PH3 Run 1822
Beetroot Head, Paprika Smiley and Arse Bandit
96 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
January 2019
January 28 - PH3 Run 1821
Annual General Piss Up Run
The Wizard, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
117 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 21 - PH3 Run 1820
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road – 1 km from Sukhumvit and 4 km NE
January 14 - PH3 Run 1819
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
109 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
January 7 - PH3 Run 1818
PH3 35th Anniversary Run
VV, Scar W/2T's, Phantom and No More Cum
193 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC


About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.


Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 12,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.


For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sperm Polluter
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 084 357 9005


PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Wednesday, November 4th 2020

Attendence:  The Wizard, Liberace, Dirt Looney, Flatulence, Ballringer, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, French Kiss, Crap Thai, Unstable Load, Arse van Hole.

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   Sperm Polluter, Wank Kings Wanker.
  • Previous Minutes:   Read and approved. No matters arising.
  • Bookie Report:   Liberace reported a loss of 1,500 baht on the month, due to extraordinary expenses in the period; the loss for the year is now 4,500 b. Average sign ups for the year is 4 down on last year, but that is expected to increase as the year ends.
  • Webmaster Report:   Dirt Looney reported that all is up to date, however WKW is required to update the website’s calendar so the Hare line for 2021 can be populated.
  • Brew Master Report:   VV informed us that he had paid the truck insurance. The remedial welding work was still needed, VV is looking for a suitable place to get it done. Nothing else to report.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   Prior to the meeting SP reported that the hare line was in good shape, no problems to report.
  • Rags Report:   Little to report from SKBC as lack of visitors means we are selling very little. Stock levels barely changed from last month.
  • On-on Bars Report:   Reports from our first visit to Hustler’s were all positive. We will continue to include them in the rota.
  • Special Runs:
    • Everything in place for 1900th run, free BBQ and free raffle.
  • Other Business:
    • • VV said he had shirts to donate to the raffle. A brief discussion regarding the raffle highlighted the difficulty of procuring decent prizes at a time when raffle ticket sales are low. Raffle profits are in decline, though still viable and the raffle has become more entertaining. Fewer but better quality prizes was suggested. Liberace said that in the short term profit was not the prime concern, but to try and keep interest in the raffle alive.
    • • The Wizard suggested that committee members should indicate if they are happy to continue into the next year. Naturally, all positions are open but if no others are nominated for positions the incumbent members would be invited to stay on. Also, the current list of committee members on the website is outdated and should be corrected as and when the new committee are announced in January.
  • New Business:
    • No New Business

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.


About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.