Welcome

Getting Around the Website

The sticky menu at the top ( upper right green hamburger for mobile ) links to sections on this page.

Clicking on any menu item auto-scrolls to that section of this page. No page reloading, quick and easy. The Home Page sections have the most viewed information on that topic and has links for other related pages. 

Each section sidebar has the links related to that section. For example, the Receding Hareline is linked in Upcoming Runs. You\'re never more than one or two clicks from anywhere on the site.

Every page on the site has the menu you see at the top. It is always the same menu and always links back to this, the Home Page or the selected section of this page.

For pages deeper in the site use the section links menus that appear in the sidebars on that page or the sections on this page. Mobile link menus appear at the bottom of the page or section.

Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

rabbit1-120.png

The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of January. All 2019 and January 2020 hareline dates are filled..

The February hareline will be opened on the first run in December. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

cheetah-120.png

The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, December 4th, 2019 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The November Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Final Results

angry-scot-120.png

49 hashers qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 33 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

Veterans' Run 2019 was Run 1852 on September 2nd. 43 Hashers ran free on the day and received a PH3 run towel, Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their towel when they next run with PH3.

Website Construction Report

fat-man-120.png

This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.

Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1862
The Slovenian Run
Monday, November 11th 2019

rabbit1-120Hares:  
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Singing Granny, Sausage Head, Car Licker
The Slovenians are having the first Slovenian Run. Welcome to the UN.
Location:  
Soi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
GPS:   12°47'23.40"N   100°58'36.35"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1862 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)

From Soi Thep Prasit drive South along Sukhumvit Road approx 12.3 km to Soi Wat Yansangwararam (Wat Yan). Turn left and continue through the Wat car park and up the hill - approx 6.2 km from Sukhumvit Road. Turn left (HHH) and after approx 600 m, turn left again (HHH) down a dirt track and across the causeway - 1 km. Turn right into the dirt track along the lake for approx 400m to the A-Site by the water.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.

Mis-Information (for all others)

Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1861
Monday, November 4th 2019

Hares:
Steptoe, Turd Burglar		Map to Run 1861 A-Site
Scribe:   B.B.
Hash Flash:   Sausage Head and Jack Wow
Runners:   81
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   13° 0'17.37"N   101° 1'36.96"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - near the rifle range
coconut-120Hares:
Steptoe, Turd Burglar
Scribe:   B.B.
Hash Flash:   Sausage Head and Jack Wow
Runners:   81
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   13° 0'17.37"N   101° 1'36.96"E
Map to Run 1861 A-Site
Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - near the rifle range
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

Show the Thumbnails

Show Scribe Report by B.B.

Me again. As I am over the hill I need to sit down after a run but as I don't have my own chair I will volunteer to scribe anytime. Not only do I get to sit down the other benefit of scribing is that there is always a hasher willing to get me a beer so that's great.

Normal start. The GM talks about hash protocols don't drink until the first runner is back, etc, etc. Virgins are introduced and welcomed and told to stick with their sponsors and returners are welcomed back. Before the hares are called REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD is asked about the Beer Hunters and in reply says, "If it's the run you want to miss, then follow me to the piss." Well done RSB.

The hares are called and today's run has 2 hares STEPTOE who set the run and TURD BURGLAR who cut the paper up. Hey, if it works don't knock it. We are told the run is about 6 km and the walk about 3. Then it's off with a young virgin setting off at a blistering pace yelling. "Keep up you old buggers!" Meanwhile, CANNONBALL and myself set off for a leisurely walk.

Strolling along FUCK OFF and another septic started to talk politics and about how Trump was doing so good for the old US of A. Guys, if the old US of A is so f'ing good go home and stop being a sex tourist. When on a run guys let's talk about sex or even about your last trip to boystown, never politics. At the first hill some of us turn around to find a much flatter walk back to the beer truck.

Time goes by and I am enjoying a couple of glasses of coffee liquor with a couple of hashers when we see SEAL SUCKER arrive. Thinking he was the front runner in we head to the beer truck only to find he short-cutted. Luckily we didn't have to wait long before DEL BOY arrived.

About the same time DEL BOY gets back the Beer Hunters return and I am told great trail, great company and cheap beer. Maybe next week I become a Beer Hunter again. Later on I even hear whispers about a new Beer Hunters tee shirt. Some of us already have one that was designed by no other than our own GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER.

Before the circle is called there is talk about lost hashers and some of these are virgins so a search party of DEL BOY and NO MORE CUM set off looking for them. PUGSLY's wife MEKONG DELTA is out there with them and I saw PUGSLY physically shaking as he walks over to get a beer to help settle his nerves.

GM has first circle and calls out lost property DIARRHEA, SHE'S THE BOSS and WANK-KING'S WANKER are all the losses. Then its Hash Crashes with BOB-A-GOB and BANANAS being the culprits. Hares are called and comments asked around the circle. Great run, great view from the top of the hill and well papered. So how come we lost people.

Raffle won by TESTICLES, KNICKERLESS, WANK-KING'S WANKER, CANNONBALL and EMPEROR AIRHEAD. Nobody wanted the Viagra that was donated by SEAL SUCKER. Are you going back to NZ mate is that why you donated them? Don't need Viagra when you have wooly sheep, baaaa.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD then has the circle and ices the hares and again good reports on the run so well done hares. PUGSLY and TEENY WEENY who by the way has lost s lot of weight are iced and there is talk about a reunion. Shit, I didn't even know they were a couple. FERRY QUEEN in the bucket alongside ARSE BANDIT, MR BEAN and TV on the ice for whatever.

GM has the circle back and calls out SALON QUEEN for her birthday. There is even a cake. HARD ON who visits the shop to have his hair cut or head polished then gives her a song. Then we are looking for Wanker of the Week. HARD ON had it last week and FUCK OFF is called out with MAYO QUEEN, ARSE-HOLEO and WANK-KING'S WANKER. A democratic cheer is made and FUCK OFF wins easily.

Then WANK-KING'S WANKER has the circle for awards and ARSE-HOLEO, FUCK OFF, MR BEAN and FERRY QUEEN are all iced for trying to talk over him. CANNONBALL gets his award for 5 hares and SEAL SUCKER for 300 runs.

Circle goes back to the GM who calls out our virgin Wyndam, son of FUCK OFF for not wearing a Hash Shirt so he gives him a very wet cold sewn up sleeved shirt and asked him to wear it.

ARSE BANDIT is given the power of the circle and puts NO MORE CUM in the bucket for loosing his virgin Anna on the run. If you bring a virgin along then look after them on the run or face the wrath of ARSE BANDIT.

GM has the circle for the hares song TURD BURGLAR sits on the ice whilst STEPTOE sings "All Queers Together". Well done hares good run, great A site, great circle.

Bucket is closed while 9 hashers lead us in the Hash Hymn. It's then grab a beer for the baht bus which I share with people who will stay unnamed as one of them mentions that his wife is a lady boy. Only in Pattaya.

On-On!  B.B.

Show Run 1861 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 81

Hashers Present Last Week - 51

5 Thitima Chaithongsi; 2 Kamonchanok Kitjaum; 4 Siriwan Sachae; 2 Thore-dag Telnes; 97 ARSE BANDIT; 137 ARSE VAN HOLE; 318 ARSE-HOLEO; 125 B. B.; 721 BALL RINGER; 120 BANANAS; 496 BELL END; 224 BEN 10; 238 BILLION SUCKER; 87 CANNONBALL; 6 CAR LICKER; 135 CASPER; 40 CHIP CHIP; 14 COLD ASS; 156 DEL BOY; 213 DIRT LOONEY; 27 FLATULENCE; 65 FRENCH KISS; 189 FUZZY LURE; 751 G.I. JOE; 419 GANGREEN; 72 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 34 HARD ON; 22 KNICKERLESS; 469 LIBERACE; 1157 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 4 MR BEAN; 98 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; 298 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 438 ODD-JOB; 40 PARISIAN TITI; 57 PUGSLY; 23 SALON QUEEN; 36 SAUSAGE HEAD; 86 SHE'S THE BOSS; 844 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 66 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 13 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 162 SPERM POLLUTER; 105 STREET CLEANER; 168 THE WIZARD; 250 TURD BURGLAR; 22 TV; 444 VELCRO DICK; 936 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 458 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 98 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 21

5 Phavinee Saidee; 29 Tony Lundli DIARRHEA; 1507 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 68 FERRY QUEEN; 52 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 72 JACK WOW; 116 LOVE BOAT; 137 MAYO QUEEN; 12 MEKONG DELTA; 22 MISS SUDOKU; 261 NO MORE CUM; 42 PISS ON IT; 304 SEAL SUCKER; 228 STEPTOE; 512 TAMPAX; 397 TEENY WEENY; 95 TESTICLES; 32 TWINKLE DICK; 305 TWO TIME; 167 UNSTABLE LOAD; 9 WHO CUT THE CHEESE;

Visitors - 4

1 TAM YUM CUNT - Bangkok Harriettes, Thailand
4 FUCK OFF - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
3 JOHNNIE WALKER - Unknown Hash
1 BOOB-A-LUBE - Yongsan Kimche, South Korea

Virgins - 5

Anna Golebiowska; Steve Hosking; Wyndam Howe; Linda Howe; Aymeric Martin;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 3

CANNONBALL was presented with a 5 Hared Runs0 T-Shirt.
SEAL SUCKER was presented with a 300th Run T-Shirt.
TURD BURGLAR has completed 250 PH3 Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 5

BANANAS - Hash Crash
DIARRHEA - Hash Trash
FUCK OFF - Wanker of the Week
SHE'S THE BOSS - Hash Trash
WANK-KING'S WANKER - Hash Trash

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday SALON QUEEN - November 4.

Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.

28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1427 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1084 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
910 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
843 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
797 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
773 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
752 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
751 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
729 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
722 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
662 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
634 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
578 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
542 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.

Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
Pattaya Mail links open on a new page\tab depending on your browser.		 [printfriendly]
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 203
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 08-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.

About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.

Archives

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.

All Runs 2018
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2018
December 31 - PH3 Run 1817
Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
December 24 - PH3 Run 1816
Odd-Job, Liberace and Vee Go
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 500m from Hwy 36
December 17 - PH3 Run 1815
The Belgian Mob
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
December 10 - PH3 Run 1814
Dreggs, Arse Bandit and Speedo Pete
106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 3 - PH3 Run 1813
Unstable Load and Smokey Trucky Fucky
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
November 2018
November 26 - PH3 Run 1812
VV, Two Time and Street Cleaner
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32
November 19 - PH3 Run 1811
The Loy Krathong Run		Duchess Tadpole, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Pocket Socket, Telly Tubby, Bell End and Hoi Wan
87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
November 12 - PH3 Run 1810
Return of the Magnificent Seven		Ball Ringer, Mental Disorder, Antique, Cherry Blossom and Ben 10
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 – Asian University
November 5 - PH3 Run 1809
Guy Fawkes Day Run		SFW, Phantom, Tampax and Lord Chicken Fucker
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack
October 2018
October 29 - PH3 Run 1808
The Halloween Run		KAM, Teeny Weeny, General Kidney Wiper and Dog Licks Its Dick
98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
October 22 - PH3 Run 1807
The Oktoberfest Run		Stupid Kraut Kunt, VV, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Katoy Magnet and Ferry Queen
87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 15 - PH3 Run 1806
Unstable Load, Noisy Queen, Ninja Princess and Silent Princess
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
October 8 - PH3 Run1804
Bum Run Number 2		Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 1.4 km along road to Polo Club
October 1 - PH3 Run 1804
Cannonball, Jack Wow, Golden Rivet and Lost Cause
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32
September 2018
September 24 - PH3 Run 1803
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore, Mayo Queen and Whore in the Window
49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 4.4 km from Soi Huay Yai
September 17 - PH3 Run 1802
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Two Time and Sour Kraut Bone Collector
63 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 10 - PH3 Run 1801
Dreggs, Seal Sucker and General Kidney Wiper
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack
September 3 - PH3 Run 1800
The Veterans' Run		General Kidney Wiper, Sir Spaghetti Head and Mrs Head
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
August 2018
August 27 - PH3 Run 1799
Unstable Load, Chicken Dundee and Ninja Princess
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
August 20 - PH3 Run 1798
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore and Mayo Queen
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 1.7 km past the Polo Club
August 13 - PH3 Run 1797
View Point A-Site with Sausage BBQ		VV, Zenergy, Two Time and Lipovitamin
65 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
August 6 - PH3 Run 1796
The Wizard and Bob Snot Here
55 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 2.4 km S of Chinese Village
July 2018
July 30 - PH3 Run 1795
SFW and Lady Flipper Anniversary Run		Sir Free Willy and Lady Flipper
49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Na Jomtien Soi 8
July 23 - PH3 Run 1794
The Aussie Run		Lone Wolf, K.A.M., Captain Kangaroo, Piss Poorer, Phantom, Scarlet Pimpernel, Rubber Dick, Slug, No Knickers and Baby No Knickers
73 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 16 - PH3 Run 1793
Belgian National Day Run		VV, Rat von Kiel, Mayo Queen, Chicken Dundee and Two Time
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from Bira Racetrack
July 9 - PH3 Run 1792
Snap, Crackle and Pop Run		VV, Two Time, Colonel Cornhole, Snap, Crackle and Pop
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
July 2 - PH3 Run 1791
American Independence Day Run		Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, GI Joe, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2018
June 25 - PH3 Run 1790
Mad Hatter's Run		Arse Bandit and Andy Whorehole
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
June 18 - PH3 Run 1789
VV Sausage Barbecue Run		VV and Two Time
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
June 11 - PH3 Run 1788
Linear Accelerator and Cannonball
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
June 4 - PH3 Run 1787
The Betty Boop Run		Mrs Head and Black Hole
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - 5 km S - 800m along Soi Thetsaban 26
May 2018
May 28 - PH3 Run 1786
VV Sausage Barbecue Run		VV, Mayo Queen and Rat von Kiel
60 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
May 21 - PH3 Run 1785
Scotch on the Rocks		General Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC Road
May 14 - PH3 Run 1784
Not 'The Norwegian Run' Run		Princess Bum Boy, Peler, Sir Arse-a-Holic and Pink Dolphin
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
May 7 - PH3 Run 1783
Crapper and Pocket Socket
76 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
April 2018
April 30 - PH3 Run 1782
The Grand Masters' Run		Mental Disorder, Sperm Polluter, Absolutely Fucking Clueless, Pinky, Menstrual Disorder and Casper
85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
April 23 - PH3 Run 1781
St. George's Day Run		SFW, Lady Flipper, Phantom and Tampax
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 – 3 km South of Phoenix Rd
April 16 - PH3 Run 1780
Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Unstable Load
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
April 9 - PH3 Run 1779
VV Sausage BBQ		VV, Beverley Hills Pink Cock and Zenergy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Huai Yai - 11.3 km from Sukhumvit
April 2 - PH3 Run 1778
Liberace and Odd-Job
85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 2 km from Hwy 3240
March 2018
March 26 - PH3 Run 1777
Burl Ives, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause and Miss Use Me
93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
March 19 - PH3 Run 1776
The Birthday Hares BBQ Run		VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from Bira Racetrck
March 12 - PH3 Run 1775
St. Paddy's Day Run		Kee Mah, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder and Wank-King's Wanker
84 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong - South shore
March 5 - PH3 Run 1774
Unstable Load, Chicken Dundee, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 500m N of Soi Huai Yai
February 2018
February 26 - PH3 Run 1773
Tampax and Love Boat
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
February 19 - PH3 Run 1772
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fuckey, Arse van Hole and Chicken Dundee
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - East shore Huai Tu 2
February 12 - PH3 Run 1771
Valentines Day Run		Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Scar W/2T's and Bell Star
98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
February 5 - PH3 Run 1770
VV Sausage Barbecue Run		VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
January 2018
January 29 - PH3 Run 1769
Annual General Piss-up Run		Mental Disorder and The Wizard
106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 22 - PH3 Run 1768
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 8.2 km from Sukhumvit - N side
January 15 - PH3 Run 1767
Tampax and Pole Fucker
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Asian U. & 2.5 km E
January 8 - PH3 Run 1766
VV Sausage Barbecue Run		VV, No More Cum and Two Time
113 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 2 km E of Siam CC Roundabout
January 1 - PH3 Run 1765
The New Year's Run		Tampax and Love Boat
118 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 3 km N of 36

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 11,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.

For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sir Free Willy
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 086 078 5681

PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Wednesday, November 6th 2019

Attendence:  The Wizard, Liberace, Wank-King's Wanker, Ball Ringer, VV, Unstable Load, Flatulence, Arse von Hole, Testicles, Turd Burglar, Sir Free Willy, No More Cum

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   Sour Kraut Bone Collector
  • Previous Minutes:   Read and approved. No matters arising.
  • Bookie Report:   A deficit of 24,000 baht was recorded for the month, however this was budgeted for and thus is not a concern (expense of Beach Social, Beer truck insurance, purchase of stock for rags). Attendances remain very good, averaging 4 more than last year. High beer consumption is something of a concern and a discussion about the duration and composition of the circle followed - there are currently logistical problems with starting the circle at the appropriate time and efforts should be made to ensure that the circle does not needlessly over run.
  • Webmaster Report:   WKW reported that an exceptionally busy month meant that he had made little progress with the development of the database.
  • Brew Master Report:   VV had nothing of note to bring to the table. Unstable Load reported that he had serious concerns regarding members abusing the current system of beer collection from the coolers, feeling sure that more than one member is concealing beers in their bags. After a discussion the committee decided that with immediate effect beer police should be stationed at the coolers to ensure members take only one drink, which must be opened before leaving the beer truck. Unstable Load and Arse von Hole to adopt the role of beer police for the next run and subsequently, Unstable Load to accept responsibility for appointing beer police on a run by run basis. This will be announced in the next circle.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   SFW reported only one slot available for hares, 6 Jan. TW asked SFW if he could remind hares over the next few months of the importance of runs not being excessively long at this time of year.
  • Rags Report:   In the absence of SKBC a stock report was submitted; there are no concerns at this time.
  • On-on Bars Report:   Everything is going well, with exceedingly high turn outs recently (50 for last Monday at I- Rovers). There was some concern about members behaviour with regarding collecting free food when it is served. Members should be reminded not to collect extra servings until everyone has had a chance for their first serving.
  • Special Runs:
    • Nothing in November
    • Belgian Run on Dec 9th. VV requested approval for a shirt design for this run which was given.
  • Other Business:
    • Special Run Shirts: following on from last months meeting the discussion resumed regarding special run shirt being made available for pre order at cost price and a small number of the shirts to made available for rags to be sold on or after the day. Without detailed info from SKBC the impact this practice has had on Rags sales in undetermined, so unfortunately a decision for the long term has been deferred until next month when we should have the info available. In the short term, VV was given permission to proceed with his Belgian Run shirt under this current arrangement with the Rags taking 5 shirts for after sales.
    • VV is holding a Swamp Rat run on Nov 9th and will rent the beer truck for the day under usual conditions.
    • Flatulence requested Dark Full Moon wine be provided on the beer truck. VV will determine the feasibility of this over the next few weeks.
    • TW thanked everyone for their attendance and contributions to the meeting.
  • New Business:
    • No New Business

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.

About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.