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IT MOVED !       PH3 RISES FROM THE DEAD ?

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 As the Covid-19 restrictions are fading, the PH3 is getting ready to roll. Mis-management has met and if things continue as expected we will be running early next month. Details for the next upcoming run will be posted next Wednesday, July 1.

As might be imagined the hareline is sparse. If you wish to hare a run please contact Sperm Polluter to book a date. Some July dates are still open.

We hope all our hashers are safe and healthy. So polish your running shoes and get ready to run. If you can remember how. Looking forward to see you.

Over the next few days we will be waking up the website and updating.

Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of August. All dates open except July 6 and 13. September will open on our next run. Please step forward and get us jump-started,.

The September hareline will be opened on the first run in July. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, July 8th, 2020 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The February Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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49 hashers qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 33 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

Veterans' Run 2019 was Run 1852 on September 2nd. 43 Hashers ran free on the day and received a PH3 run towel, Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their towel when they next run with PH3.

Website Construction Report

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This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.

Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1882
Monday, July 6th 2020

covid-19Hares:  
Sperm Polluter, Dirt Looney, Casper
We are back!
Location:  
Soi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
GPS:   12°52'55.24"N   100°59'21.62"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1882 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)

From Soi Thep Prasit drive South on Sukhumvit 6 km to Soi Wat Huay Yai and turn left. Continue for 7.1 km to Soi Polo 1 (HHH) and turn left. Follow Soi Polo 1 3.3 km and turn right (HHH). Proceed along the macadam road for 1.1 km and turn right into dirt track (HHH). Follow dirt track for about 500m to the A-Site.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.

Mis-Information (for all others)

Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1881
Monday, March 23rd 2020

Hares:
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Two Time		Map to Run 1881 A-Site
Scribe:   Sperm Polluter
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf, Hard On
Runners:   92
On-On Bar:  No On-On - Coronavirus
GPS:   12°44'22.67"N   100°55'27.99"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileNong Nut Gardens - Thetsahan Soi 12 - 5.5 km from Sukhumvit
birthday-cakeHares:
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Two Time
Scribe:   Sperm Polluter
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf, Hard On
Runners:   92
On-On Bar:  No On-On - Coronavirus
GPS:   12°44'22.67"N   100°55'27.99"E
Map to Run 1881 A-Site
Nong Nut Gardens - Thetsahan Soi 12 - 5.5 km from Sukhumvit
Download Google Earth .kmz file

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Show Scribe Report by Sperm Polluter

Dear Hashers,
 
Tis with sadness that I compose this last scribe report for the forthcoming future, you are aware of the reasons why. Hence I will not go into the detail and will keep the scribe report brief until such time we can return to normal and enjoy our beloved Hash again.
 
Well, how to start? We arrived at the A site completely surrounded by hills, and with the main hare Unstable Load setting the trail we knew what we were in for.
 
The A site was kind of long and narrow and with 5 Bhat Buses and several hashers arriving under their own, steam parking was a challenge. But no such challenge to our resident car park attendant Lost Cause, who marshalled everyone into position with her usual precise and fastidious car parking skills. Arriving early, Casper with the aid of Lost Cause guided me into the perfect space to get pole position away from the A site later. However, it appeared that the sign up table was so far away, the run would probably be shorter than the walk to sign up.
 
So the GM (The Wizard) calls for the first circle and the usual protocols follow, general info regarding PH3, recycling, beer rules and introduction of Virgins, christening of new shoes and finally the Hares, who were VV,  Unstable Load, Two Time and Ninja Princess to provide the trail information, 9km run and 6km walk, "lealy", are you "shuay".
 
So off we went full of anticipation and trepidation, the heat almost unbearable or was it CV - 19?. As expected after 800m or so we made dreaded right hand turn and headed for them there hills. No gentle elevation to break us in steady but instant vertical ascent, it was the shape of thing to come.  Suffice to say it was a challenge, and sometimes perilous adventure with hidden traps such as vines and rocks and leaves and of course don't forget the red ants.......despite the elevation the FRB's were giving it their best shot after having negotiated one of the most difficult challenges in getting around Belly Dancer and Crap Thai from Chiang Mai.
 
The walkers trails was a couple of kilometres shorter but by no means easier as they expressed their opinion back at the A Site. The Beer Hunters had the right idea..........sod the run lets go drink beer.
 
Burl Ives, one of our more senior and experienced hashers, and having undergone one of Unstable Load's trails before, made a wise decision to remain at the A Site. Unfortunately Pole Fucker another one of our seasoned hashers arrived late and decided to venture out on the walkers trail alone. A couple of hours later, in the dark, a team of rescue hashers armed with torches had to go out and rescue him [not the first time I might add].
 
So the GM calls the second circle, not too many people paying attention at the first call, however with the threat of the ice bucket looming everyone falls silent for the GM. Time for the run opinion, so the hares are iced in true PH3 fashion, as usual there are a number of mixed reviews and despite 275m of elevation it was generally assessed as a good run, all credit the the hares as they put a lot of effort into the PH3 week in week out.
 
Raffle time conducted by Hard On and many thanks to Chip Chip and the GM for being instrumental in making the raffle a success every week. As usual the table is full of expensive gifts awaiting the lucky winners.
 
And the winners are........? Actually I have no idea because I wasn't paying attention because I completely forgot I was the scribe, so I'm making this up as I go along.
 
Time for Hash Crash/Trash.......She's The Boss is iced for trying to distract the  GM's thought process. (not too much of a challenge to be fair). Due to the nature of the run, there was no Hash Crash because most hashers spent most of the time on their arse sliding down the hills and tripping over vines etc. Hash Trash awards went to Mr Bean, Dirt Looney and Madame Sin.
 
The circle is handed over to Emperor Airhead who immediately puts Stupid Kraut Cunt on the ice, for the life of me I can't remember why, but as we all know I'm sure he deserved it. The hares are iced and as usual EA applauds their efforts and rewards them with much praise.
 
Scar W/2T's takes the circle and immediately puts the hares back on ice, with his usual sense of non PC he chastises Unstable Load for trying to kill all the Hashers. Harsh but fair IMHO.
 
No More Cum takes over, he's "German" you know and because there was an abundance of Germans there he iced them all. Now we all know that Germans have no sense of humour, but they are good at making shit such as BMW's, Audi's, Sauerkraut and above all the famous Bratwurst. suffice to say it was probably a positive icing......Vorsprung durch Technik
 
Belly Dancer takes over the circle and quite rightly puts Crap Thai in bucket for cancelling the CH3 (male) Outstation Run along with other Chiang Mai visitors. 
 
Knickerless is becoming more and more annoying and extremely loud, Chang will do that to you. Phantom expresses his displeasure by saying "Shut the fuck up" which seemed to work, at least for a minute or two.
 
With the circle back in the safe hands of the GM the crowd are getting rowdy and unruly, the usual suspects are spending copious amounts of time in the bucket, SKC, Ferry Queen and WKW being the main culprits.
 
The GM hands the circle over to EA because someone is ready to be named, the recipient (who is none other than the Brother in Law of the GM) is iced. Mark Harries background check reveals that amongst other things he was an armed guard assigned to the Royal Family no less (apparently). In other words, just a plod with a machine gun. Now one of his duties was to seek out "ladies of the night" for certain members of the Royal Family (apparently), not my words by the way, just hear say. A number of names were banded about, but one had the attention of the circle and proved to be most popular, so Mr Mark was named Royal Fluffer..........(google Fluffer for further reference)
 
We call on the hares to sing us a song.....
It's well know that these particular hares have many talents but singing a song is not on the list, so they enlisted the talents of yours truly.....to perform a Covid - 19 version of 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor.
"Oh no not I, I won't panic buy, as long as I have alcohol I know I will survive, hey hey" etc etc.
 
It's the time of the night when most of the beers are gone and it's time for the Hash Hymn.........Swing Low Sweet Chariot.
 
Until Next Time.......
 

On-On!  Sperm Polluter

Show Run 1881 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 92

Hashers Present Last Week - 67

5 Kim Blakie; 3 Guy Watts; 112 ARSE BANDIT; 740 BALL RINGER; 118 BEETROOT HEAD; 512 BELL END; 240 BEN 10; 261 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 193 BUM BOY; 230 BURL IVES; 106 CANNONBALL; 154 CASPER; 7 CRAP THAI; 15 CRAZY GERMAN; 172 DEL BOY; 233 DIRT LOONEY; 8 DRINKS LIKE A GIRL; 641 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1523 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 47 FLATULENCE; 204 FLYING FINN; 84 FRENCH KISS; 18 FUCK OFF; 770 G.I. JOE; 439 GANGREEN; 95 GING GANG GOOLIES; 233 GOLDEN RIVET; 6 HANGING DICK; 91 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 50 HARD ON; 40 KNICKERLESS; 568 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 489 LIBERACE; 12 LIMP DICK; 1177 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 264 LOST CAUSE; 134 LOVE BOAT; 32 MADAM SIN; 233 MISS USE ME; 6 MR BEAN; 832 MRS. HEAD; 317 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 40 NINJA PRINCESS; 281 NO MORE CUM; 188 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 44 PAROU PAROU; 85 POLE FUCKER; 46 REAL OLD; 5 ROYAL FLUFFER; 319 SCAR W/2TS; 106 SHE'S THE BOSS; 864 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 971 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 52 SIR WANDA; ; 86 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 182 SPERM POLLUTER; 53 SUPERVIRGIN; 188 THE WIZARD; 24 TV; 322 TWO TIME; 187 UNSTABLE LOAD; 464 VELCRO DICK; 954 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 478 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 5 WHISPERING THONG; 118 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 16

323 ARSE-HOLEO; 16 BAVARIAN BASTARD; 72 FERRY QUEEN; 7 GOLDEN FLOWER; 26 GRAVEN IMAGE; 16 HAMBURG WHOREHOUSE; 81 JACK WOW; 156 MAYO QUEEN; 55 NA HEE MAN; 452 ODD-JOB; 180 PHANTOM; 90 RUDI VOELLER; 537 SGT LONE WOLF; 822 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 258 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 19 STUPID SOUR KRAUT;

Visitors - 6

4 DAGS - Hamersley Hash, Australia
17 CLASSIC - Kakadoo Hash, Darwin, Australia
6 BELLY DANCER - Phuket Hash, Thailand
17 YANKY CRANK - Tampa Bay Hash, USA
1 ANAL COMPUISION - Unknown Hash
1 THE BOXER - Unknown Hash

Virgins - 4

Dave Black; Phil Johnston; Natnicha Kornkingmala; Ammain Weller;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 1

HARD ON was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 1

Mark Harris was given the New Hash Name ROYAL FLUFFER.

Saints and Sinners - 3

CRAZY GERMAN - Wanker of the Week FLYING FINN - Hash Hero - Vodka for all on the baht bus.
MADAM SIN - Hash Crash
MR BEAN - Hash Crash

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~

Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.

32 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1523 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1173 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (2)
973 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
954 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
800+ Runs (6)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
864 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
854 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
832 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
822 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
802 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
700+ Runs (4)
780 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
770 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
740 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
600+ Runs (5)
681 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
657 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
641 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (13)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
581 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
568 9097 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE - Jirasak, Janya
 1210 F
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans (R.I.P.) 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
537 7113 SGT LONE WOLF - Whiteway, Alan 966 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F
517 293 TAMPAX - Flanagan, Tony 633 M
512 8103 BELL END - Pidtharapa, Tim 1066 F

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.

 
Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
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John “MR SHEEN” Hanon Offsite Link
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall On this site
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler On this site
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

                    Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
Julius "HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER" Burai 5-June-20 1733 31
Samir "HURTS HER VAGINA" Bobech 3-June-20 1735 30
Ken "TEASPOON / BULL SITTER" Machado 16-Mar-20 880 18
Paul "LORD LUCAN" Eldred 16-Feb-20 844 283
Robert “SAMMY DAVIS JNR” Howard 18-Jan-20 1135 6
Anders "PUSSY WHIPPED" Ekberg 31-Dec-19 1500 45
Hakan "PC PORN" Petersson 25-Aug-19 1836 12
Bill "TUMBLING BILL" Panton 22-Jun-19 57 1
Hans "SQUARE HEAD" Haugsjordet 11-Jun-19 148 63
John “MR SHEEN” Hanon 29-Apr-19 568 64
Robert "TUPPERWARE" Jeangot 20-Apr-19 1138 36
Terje "OSLO FUCKIN' ERE'' Eriksen 02-Mar-19 193 53
Dave "SHIT DOG" Mackie 27-Feb-19 464 14
Maik "GERMAN KUNT KISSER" Sshwagerus 10-Oct-18 1673 11
Paul "KOJAK" Nugnes 27-Sep-18 348 25
David "CRACK MY COCCYX" Pack ??-Sep-18 1070 260
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall 31-Jul-18 16 134
Louis "DOGGY STYLE" Verbruggen 26-Jul-18 1751 5
Allan "MISSING LINK" Minnis 05-Jan-18 484 189
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 206
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler 08-Aug-17 303 327
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Franky "FRANKY GOES TO 7/11" Fournet 2015 / 2016 1134 29
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 08-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Jean-Philippe "JPS" Secol 08-Jul-12 1225 2
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Peter "BUSTED COLOSTOMY BAG" Holeczek unknown 404 64
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.

About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.

Archives

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.

All Runs 2019
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

This page contains monthly tables listing all runs for the year. Provides a convenient place to review the year's activities and has links to all run reports and A-Site location maps. The tables also show the number of hashers attending the run.

Download links are provided for all printed Hash Sheets. If you are a hare, click on any location link and you can page through all A-Site maps for the year. Very convenient if you are trying to remember a site from the past for your future run.

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2019
December 30 - PH3 Run 1869
The New Years Run		Sour Kraut Bone Collector, She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head,Ging Gang Goolies
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
December 23 - PH3 Run 1868
The Christmas Run		Odd-Job, Liberace, Scar w/2T's
100 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
December 16 - PH3 Run 1867
Del Boy, Beetroot Head
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 9 - PH3 Run 1866
The Belgian Run		VV, Kiss My Toot, Street Cleaner, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Stephane, Francis
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - Hua Khun Chit lakeside
December 2 - PH3 Run 1865
Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Jungle Mother
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
November 2019
November 25 - PH3 Run 1864
VV 20 Years and More Run & Sausage BBQ		VV, Two Time, Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Tomboy, Ewok, Miss Chivas, Olive Oil, Scoobie Doo
129 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
November 18 - PH3 Run 1863
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Unstable Load
79 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
November 11 - PH3 Run 1862
The Slovenian Run		She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Singing Granny, Sausage Head, Car Licker
77 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
November 4 - PH3 Run 1861
Steptoe, Turd Burglar
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - near the rifle range
October 2019
October 28 - PH3 Run 1860
The Halloween Run		Hard On, Sausage Head, She's the Boss, Dog Licks Its Dick, Happy Survivor
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - just after new flyover
October 21 - PH3 Run 1859
The Oktoberfest Run		VV, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Paprika Smiley, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Billion Sucker
105 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 14 - PH3 Run 1858
Battle of Hastings Run		Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Arse van Hole, Sour Kraut Bone Collector
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - Thetsahan Soi 12 - 2.6 km from Sukhumvit
October 7 - PH3 Run 1857
Arse Bandit, Atomic Muff Diver, Madam Sin
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
September 2019
September 30 - PH3 Run 1856
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Telly Tubby, Brass Monkey
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
September 23 - PH3 Run 1855
VV Sausage BBQ Run		Del Boy, VV and Two Time
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 16 - PH3 Run 1854
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
September 9 - PH3 Run 1853
Princess Bum Boy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
September 2 - PH3 Run 1852
The Veterans Run		The Wizard, Sauce for the Goose
61 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
August 2019
August 26 - PH3 Run 1851
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
68 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
August 19 - PH3 Run 1850
Antique's 75th Birthday Run		 Antique, Barnacle Bollox, Lord Chicken Fucker
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 6.9 km E of Sukhumvit - slip road at new flyover
August 12 - PH3 Run 1849
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Chip Chip
52 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
August 5 - PH3 Run 1848
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
July 2019
July 29 - PH3 Run 1847
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor and Sausage Head
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
July 22 - PH3 Run 1846
The Aussie Run		The Aussie Crew and Thai friends
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 15 - PH3 Run 1845
Belgian National Day Run		VV, Mayo Queen, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Arse van Hole, Unstable Load
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
July 8 - PH3 Run 1844
Seal Sucker and Beverley Hills Pink Cock
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
July 1 - PH3 Run 1843
American Independence Day Run		Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2019
June 24 - PH3 Run 1842
The German Run		Beverley Hills Pink Cock, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Ging Gang Goolies, Sausage Head, Baht Bus Gestapo
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
June 17 - PH3 Run 1841
Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
June 10 - PH3 Run 1840
Arse Bandit, Del Boy and Atomic Muff Diver
75 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
June 3 - PH3 Run 1839
The Betty Boop Run		Lost Cause, Two Time, Duchess Tadpole, Telly Tubby, Miss Use Me, Hoi Wan, VV, Golden Rivet
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - 3.5 km N along Soi 9
May 2019
May 27 - PH3 Run 1838
She's the Boss and Happy Survivor
57 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
May 20 - PH3 Run 1837
Scotch on the Rocks Run		Dirt Looney, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Andy Whorehole
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 250m N of Soi Phoenix CC
May 13 - PH3 Run 1836
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Mayo Queen, Two Time
47 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
May 6 - PH3 Run 1835
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
April 2019
April 29 - PH3 Run 1834
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Parisian Titi, Two Time and Chip Chip
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
April 22 - PH3 Run 1833
St. George's Day Run		Lord Chicken Fucker, Tampax, Turd Burglar and Pole Fucker
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
April 15 - PH3 Run 1832
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess. Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Arse Van Hole
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Bang Sare - Unstable Load's House
April 8 - PH3 Run 1831
Beetroot Head, Arse Bandit, She's the Boss and Hurts Her Vagina
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
April 1 - PH3 Run 1830
Bum Run Number 3		Princess Bum Boy and Jungle Princess
89 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
March 2019
March 25 - PH3 Run 1829
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Smokey's Nanny and Arse van Hole
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 5.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
March 18 - PH3 Run 1828
VV and AVH Birthday with Sausage BBQ		VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
95 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
March 11 - PH3 Run 1827
St. Paddy's Day Run		Kee Mah, Redcoat and Wank-King's Wanker
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan Sanwararam – 8.1 km E of Sukhumvit
March 4 - PH3 Run 1826
Golden Rivet, Cannonball, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
February 2019
February 25 - PH3 Run 1825
Tampax and Love Boat
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
February 18 - PH3 Run 1824
Le French Connection Run		VV, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Street Cleaner
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
February 11 - PH3 Run 1823
Valentines Day Run		Scar W2TS, Bell Star, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
February 4 - PH3 Run 1822
Beetroot Head, Paprika Smiley and Arse Bandit
96 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
January 2019
January 28 - PH3 Run 1821
Annual General Piss Up Run		The Wizard, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
117 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 21 - PH3 Run 1820
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road – 1 km from Sukhumvit and 4 km NE
January 14 - PH3 Run 1819
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
109 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
January 7 - PH3 Run 1818
PH3 35th Anniversary Run		VV, Scar W/2T's, Phantom and No More Cum
193 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 11,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.

For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sperm Polluter
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 084 357 9005

PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Wednesday, February 5th 2020

Attendence:  The Wizard, Liberace, Wank Kings Wanker, Scar, No More Cum, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, French Kiss, Pole Fucker, Jackal, Ball Ringer, Homebrew, Anal Cheese, Spastic Whoreking, Dirt Looney

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   Sperm Polluter, Flatulence, VV
  • Previous Minutes:   Read and approved. No matters arising.
  • Bookie Report:   First Liberace produced the financial report for the month which showed a 25,000 baht profit. Average number of sign ups for the month was 101. The raffle is making a healthy profit and it was agreed to increase the spending on prizes. Secondly, he presented the financial account for the year, which showed an overall profit of 31,000 baht. Income from sign us was down on the previous year but rags and raffle income has increased. Money spent on all drinks had increased by 55,000 but less was spent on rags, raffle, truck maintenance and hares’ expenses. All in all, it has been a very successful year financially for the club.
  • Webmaster Report:   Wank King’s Wanker offered his thanks to Dirt Looney for his ongoing assistance with keeping the website updated, endorsed by all. Nothing else of note to report.
  • Brew Master Report:   In his absence VV sent news that several small items on the beer truck needed replacing.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   Sperm Polluter reported by phone that the hare line is in good shape and the empty spot at the start of March has now been taken.
  • Rags Report:   SKBC informed us that he is ordering new raincoats and caps as stock is low. There will be a new shirt later in the month for the French Connection run. He added that he would try a new supplier that undercut our current suppliers’ price for this shirt; quality and level of service will be discussed after receipt of the shirts.
  • On-on Bars Report:   No concerns, attendances are high and there are no complaints.
  • Special Runs:
    • The Beach Social date was set for 11 March, conditions and location the same as last year. Announcements will be made in the circle and on the website.
    • The Valentine’s Day Run is organised and no concerns raised.
    • The Joint GM's Run will be on 9 March, Scar to seek confirmation of attendance from Professor Pinky (PDRH3).
  • Other Business:
    • Dirt Looney reported that all stats on the website are now up to date and accurate.
    • Liberace praised and thanked Flatulence for his work on sign ups.
  • New Business:
    • No New Business

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.

About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.