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We are updating our website to a new format after five years. A lot of improvements have occurred in the software and we want to take advantage of better performance on mobile devices and to streamline the navigation of the site.

Please be patient with us as we migrate the 800+ pages and 18,000 photos to this new site layout. We are updating the basic functioning of the site so the site may look strange at times or not work correctly as we make the adjustments. But the Next Run Maps and Run Reports will always be right here on the home page.

Getting Around the Website

The sticky menu at the top (green hamburger for mobile) links to sections on this page. Clicking on any menu item autoscrolls to that section. No page reloading, quick and easy. The Home Page sections have most everything you want (Next Run Map, Latest Run Report, Statistics, ...).

Section sidebars have the links related to that section. For example, the Receding Hareline is linked in Upcoming Runs. You're never more than one or two clicks from anywhere on the site.

Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The Receding Hareline is open to the end of July. All July dates filled but June 25th still available..

The August hareline will be opened on the first run in June. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, June 6th, 2018 at 4:00PM at Jameson's Irish Pub. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The February Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

We are reconstructing the minutes page so we will not be posting the minutes for a little while until that's finished. Thanks for your patience.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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The final numbers are in for the 2017 Veterans' Run. The 50 hashers who qualified received a free run on the day and a commemorative coffee mug. Another 27 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying.

In 2016 46 hashers qualified to run free and received a PH3 beach towel.

Qualifying hashers who could not attend can collect their mug upon their return.

We are in the process of redesigning the Vets Run page so we will not be posting the countdown for a few weeks.



Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1785
Scotch on the Rocks
Monday, May 21st 2018

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General Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
Location:  
Highway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC Road
GPS:   12°48'42.34   100°59'41.58
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler

Run 1785 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (for those with own transport)


From Soi Thep Prasit, follow Sukhumvit Road South for 10.2 km, turn left just after the Ban Amphoe traffic light junction onto Phoenix Country Club Road. Follow this road for 9.5 km all the way to the end. Then turn left and U-turn at the first opportunity (about 600m HHH) and continue South for 1.2 km. Turn left (HHH) into a dirt track and drive for 160 metres into an open clearing.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.


Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1784
Not 'The Norwegian Run' Run
Monday, May 14th 2018

Hares:
Princess Bum Boy, Peler, Sir Arse-a-Holic and Pink Dolphin
Map to Run 1784 A-Site
Scribe:   Beverley Hills Pink Cock
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   66
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°57'29.81   101°2'8.08
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
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Princess Bum Boy, Peler, Sir Arse-a-Holic and Pink Dolphin
Scribe:   Beverley Hills Pink Cock
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   66
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°57'29.81   101°2'8.08
Map to Run 1784 A-Site
Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
Download Google Earth .kmz file

59 Run Photos This Week

Scribe Report
by Beverley Hills Pink Cock


Just returning from another Nepal Trekking adventure to Thailand. I had to find out that our lovely Thai Food Court at the airport had been converted to a Chinese Noodle Shop with hundreds of Chinese occupying and no place to sit. It dawned to me what will happen here in future if 10 million more Chinese will swarm this country every year.... Not so in the Pattaya Hash... I was on my return immediately greeted by Old-timer FREE WILLY with the 100th Run shirt for NEXT WEEK which I have to carry to Germany for him in August because it is urgently needed!

Some by-standers argued... we will not give it to him because on the front it says: 100th Run NEXT WEEK... so only next week... but the following week: 100th Run Next Week and so on and so on... on his 199th Run he will eventually get it because next week it will then be his 200th Run Next Week, all sounds logical, right?

Coming to the Hash expecting ahelluvalot of rain I think everybody was surprised that it actually didn't rain but the turnout was rather rainy season like this week... 66 sign ups with only a small but illustrious pack out on the trail.

Our entertaining GM THE WIZARD called the first circle to point out CRAPPER's new shoes for a down down. And the hares PELER, ARSE-A-HOLIC, PINK DOLPHIN and PRINCESS BUM BOY to give instructions on the trail. And off the pack went around the lake while I was chatting to DIARRHEA who explained about his facial injury which looked like a boxer after a lost bout. It was only a Hash Crash from last week which had to be stitched.

After two early checks, DEL BOY got ahead going the right way and was never to be seen again... followed by the usual FRBs SEAL SUCKER, DIARRHEA, HOME BREW and Yours Truly who got ahead of the rest as not many checks followed to make it look like a slippery trail running event, only HOME BREW came down twice. Same as the week before where he earned the famous Hash Crash award already.

The trail continued through puddles after puddles through the scenic country park til we reached the plastic note board of the split for runners and walkers... followed by another trail part for the runners to get back to the bins after around 8 km in a bit more than an hour. Enjoyable run we all thought... Could have been a few more checks but who cares...

Followed by some chit chat around the bins and VV's delicious sandwiches GM THE WIZARD calls the second circle for regular Hash proceedings, punishments and good stories. Always remember: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!"

Hares on the ice first followed by some comments on the run like; not enough water, slippery trail, puddles of clean water, etc. but all in all response was that it was a good, well papered trail. Somebody complained that the sticks at one check where pointed falsely in a wrong direction... who knows...

FREE WILLY's Raffle had six winners this week: THE COUNT, THE WIZARD, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, IM LAO, FAIRY QUEEN and LOST CAUSE... what a lucky day and a happy down down.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD invites the Hares again on the ice followed by another praise of the site which particularly Nature Lovers enjoyed – and some affirmation by the Hares that they will go out this week to pick up the plastic sign board for the R/W split. Don't trash the Bush!!

Haggis Eater DIRT LOONEY on the ice next also but not only because he will be next weeks Hare promising a funny dialect from the Island north of Germany which English people usually don't really understand but because they keep all the off-shore money in the banks in Edinburgh. Theresa May doesn't really wanna let them go into independence.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD meanwhile tells a story about DIRT LOONEY from 20 years ago when he came hashing first, fairly unknown and wanted to blow the Horn! EMPEROR AIRHEAD next tries to find out by acclamation how many runners, walkers and Beer Hunters there were today only to get frustrated because 34 didn't either understand the question, were absent minded or lingering in the back as greezers, som tam eaters and grass feeders...

EMPEROR AIRHEAD further ices some unpopular figures and picks naturally SEAL SUCKER who ends up in the bucket for not taking off his Jungle Hash cap, what a crime. UNSTABLE LOAD, always a culprit, the more than quiet DREGS and PHANTOM all but dressed in Black! All but deserved their down downs!

THE WIZARD takes the circle back and puts our very own ARSE VAN HOLE straight in the Bucket! He's not wearing a Hash Shirt but some blueish yellowish shirt imprinted Swamp Rats – what the Hell is that - surely not a Hash! The “I forgot bad luck down down award”... well deserved.

HOME BREW on the ice next as he was the Hash Crash already last week and he fell gain down twice today only to have his Hash Crash award swapped with the Toilet Seat award for not being careful enough... you have been warned!!

WANK-KING'S WANKER next with some stats and a 100th Run Shirt award for PHANTOM. Well done!

GM again puts all the Aussies on the Ice as he witnessed the European Song Contest only to find out that Australia send an Abo girl to participate only coming 26th to demonstrate that they belong to the Community but only by their fake passports and fake birth certificates because culturally they adapted to the primitive culture of their aboriginal host and lost all memories of their British forefathers. Another study showed that in 2022 about 80% of all Aussies will be obese. And when it comes to love making Aussies will do it a whopping 4 times per year – that's why they have to rely on immigration so much!

SPERM POLLUTER on the ice next because he took the circle at the latest GM Run and might have offended somebody racially so THE WIZARD tells some jokes about racism which I don't recall completely and its nothing to be imprinted and could be served as future evidence in a court case against the writer...

At the end the “boring” Hares had no Hares Song, so, BURL IVES stepped in to do the Dogs Asshole song again- a classic, originally composed by DANCES WITH DOGS in Hong Kong.

After the Hash Hymn and some last down downs it was On On to The Tahitian Queen! Was it famous Yellow Mustard Hot Dogs again this time??

On-On!  Beverley Hills Pink Cock


Run Stats Report
Shows total runs with PH3

Total Runners This Week - 66

Hashers Present Last Week - 56

13 Chopaka Tintan; 87 ARSE VAN HOLE; 648 BALL RINGER; 429 BELL END; 167 BEN 10; 148 BURL IVES; 25 CANNONBALL; 95 CASPER; 151 CRAPPER; 118 DEL BOY; 24 DIARRHEA; 137 DIRT LOONEY; 38 DREGS; 559 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1442 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 63 FERRY QUEEN; 51 FUNNY BUNNY; 680 G.I. JOE; 346 GANGREEN; 35 GING GANG GOOLIES; 3 GLORIOUS CLITORIOUS; 146 GOLDEN RIVET; 32 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 51 HOI WAN; 16 HOME BREW; 63 IM LAO; 25 JACK WOW; 745 LADY FLIPPER; 394 LIBERACE; 474 LONE WOLF; 177 LOST CAUSE; 76 MAYO QUEEN; 147 MISS USE ME; 790 MRS. HEAD; 83 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; 235 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 383 PELER; 101 PHANTOM; 78 PINK DOLPHIN; 189 PINKABOO; 103 POCKET SOCKET; 284 REAR GUNNER; 258 SEAL SUCKER; 36 SHE'S THE BOSS; 741 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 767 SIR FREE WILLY; 772 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 927 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 76 SLACK VAGINA; 120 SPERM POLLUTER; 483 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 22 THE COUNT; 91 THE WIZARD; 106 UNSTABLE LOAD; 861 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 382 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 5

16 Wassana Boonsri; 228 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 816 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 130 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 91 TELLY TUBBY;

Visitors - 5

18 AXEL GREASE - Cebu City H3, Philippines
23 NINJA PRINCESS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
21 NOISY QUEEN - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
19 SILENT PRINCESS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
13 KERMIT THE FROG - Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
JACK WOW having completed 25 PH3 Runs is now a full member.
CANNONBALL having completed 25 PH3 Runs is now a full member.

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 1

FERRY QUEEN;

Anniversaries - 1

PHANTOM was awarded his 100th Run T-Shirt

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~


Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals


In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates.

Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1419 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1080 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
905 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
835 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
789 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
768 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
744 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
744 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
722 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
714 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
654 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
626 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
577 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
537 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

Please advise webmaster of any errors in this table.


About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currenty updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables are quite large.


General Info

PH3 General Info Section


The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

BLAH BLAH Rules for hares and anythng doesn't fit elsewhere.


TOP SPACE

This is the General Info Section of the Home Page
it will contain links to onon bars, local hashes, The FAQ pages (rewritten), Hash Songs,
Shirt Designs, Rules for hares and anythng doesn't fit elsewhere

END OF TOP SPACE

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

From here you can access the pages in the link box below. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

TODO LIST

For now a simple landing page with the same links as the box below

Future - open the links below in the General Info TOP SPACE or a second space in this section.


About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display SOMETHING page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.


Archives

PH3 Archives Section


The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" from the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.


TOP SPACE

The Archive Section of the Home Page
it will contain tables with all the statistics for previous years (since 2013 for now).
We will also link to Clitface's old site. We may in future extract all that data 
and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and
to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

END OF TOP SPACE

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2016. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box below bringing you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" from the floating menu anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the home page.

TODO LIST

Future - open the links below in the TOP SPACE or a second space in this section.


About the Archives Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives currenty updated on a yearly basis by hand.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We display SOMETHING here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.


Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Info Section


The Contact Us Section provides information about the Mis-management and contains links to all minutes of Meeting since 2012. Later we will gather the minutes of previous years as much as they are available.

We will post the minutes of the most recent meeting each month. The date and timing of the next meeing is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.; $top_html .=

We provide contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar.


This is a page with some basic contact information, such as an address and phone number.

Contact us if you have a query, want to contribute to the site, or just want to say "Hello!". We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Sorry, the contact form has been temporary disabled, but we'll get it back online after reconstruction.

In the meantime please use the following contact details:

Contact the Grand Master, Mental Disorder
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 089 095 7306

Contact the Web Master, Wank-King's Wanker
E-mail - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 09 71 370 313

Contact the Hare Raiser, Sir Free Willy
E-mail - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 086 078 5681


About the Contact Us Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Those topics although important have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We display SOMETHING here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.