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Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of July. All hareline dates through end July filled..

The August hareline will be opened on the first run in June. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, June 5th, 2019 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The April Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Countdown

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So far 37 hashers have qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 31 hashers are within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers have completed at least 26 runs since the last Vets Run.

This year's Veterans' Run will be Run 1852 on September 2nd. There are 15 more runs left to qualify. This year's Vets Run itself is counted as a qualifying run.


Website Construction Report

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This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.


Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1838

Monday, May 27th 2019

green-foot-120Hares:  
She's the Boss and Happy Survivor
Location:  
Soi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
GPS:   12°52'25.8"N   100°56'31.4"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1838 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)


Drive South from Soi Thep Prasit for 3.1 km to the traffic lights and turn left into Soi Chaiyapreuk 2. Continue for 3.6 km to the junction (HHH) and turn left. Follow this road for 1.7 km to Soi Chak Nok 19 (HHH). Turn left and drive 800m dog-legging left to the A-Site.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.


Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1837
Scotch on the Rocks Run
Monday, May 20th 2019

Hares:
Dirt Looney, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Andy Whorehole
Map to Run 1837 A-Site
Scribe:   B.B.
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners:   67
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°48'48.46"N   101° 0'53.45"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - 250m N of Soi Phoenix CC
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Dirt Looney, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Andy Whorehole
Scribe:   B.B.
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners:   67
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°48'48.46"N   101° 0'53.45"E
Map to Run 1837 A-Site
Highway 331 - 250m N of Soi Phoenix CC
Download Google Earth .kmz file

61 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by B.B.


Scotch on the Rocks or the English translation Cocks in Frocks. What a scary sight it would have been for any virgin hasher to have turned up and seen three guys wearing dresses and toilet paper tied around their stomachs. When I first looked they all had the same bonnet and coloured hair that I thought that must be brothers but then looking at the kilt I noticed they all wore different colours which made them different clans. But I still think they may have all still had the same Mother.

Like any true Scotsman they never wore anything under their kilt and girls believe me it was a scary site. In fact is was a GRUESOME sight and I was told that if you touched it IT GREW SOME MORE.

Horrible sight they made but what a great run they set. Terrific A site and lots of shade on the run and walk. But then on our return there was free stitch, watermelon, wine, free food. jelly shots and shortcrust biscuits. Whoever says that Scotsmen have short arms and deep pockets don't know our hares RSB, DIRT LOONEY and ANDY WHOREHOLE. Still need to clarify how do I answer when asked do you want a one or two finger nip? Thought they where getting personal for a moment.

Circle time is called and first on the ice is G I JOE and GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER who was given the new title of Hash Crash. Believed he fell over not once but twice. Maybe he knew something about the free stitch at the end of the run and was eager to get there. Then it's the hares on in great comments around the circle about the run and walk also about the food and booze. Even the Beer Hunters commented that the bar was close enough. And as the hares got off the ice they showed everyone that YES they don't wear anything under the kilt. YUK

Raffles was done by LOST CAUSE and of course I didn't win again I am sure they always sell me last week's tickets that how close I get. Then the hares had another raffle and that was all for booze which was won by three Harriettes. Bet they got lucky last night when they gave the booze to their husbands / partners.

AIRHEAD then has the circle and ices the hares who are joined on the ice by the Belgians in their version of a kilt. AIRHEAD gives us the story on how the SOTR run started years ago by a normal KIDNEY WIPER back then who used to chase pussy and drink beer. Asked if there were any survivors from SOTR first run KIDNEY WIPER says no they are all dead.

Then the story goes on about KIDNEY WIPER joining a Russian ship where you had to buy your own food but the Vodka was free. KIDNEY WIPER reckons he would still have been working on that ship even today just for the vodka. He was also presented with a slab of engraved wood which he thought was a lot better than the many plastic shit house seats that he used to get years ago.

The Belgians talk about having the kilts made. UNSTABLE LOAD was reportably wearing lipstick and when asked why he replies trying to get in the mood. What MOOD was he trying for I must ask.

ARSE BANDIT is then iced but says that's ok cos my boyfriend MADAM SIN likes something cold at night. Sounds like she likes more than that after reportably seen driving home on a motorbike in nothing but her underwear as reportably she had pissed in her dress. BARNACLE BOLLOX who was sitting beside me got all excited and asked if he could see the wet dress.

WANK-KING'S WANKER has the circle for awards but as there was none he iced SGT LONE WOLF and LINEAR ACCELERATOR for talking.

GM has the circle back and asked for all 69 year olds to sit on ice. I thought 69 position could become interesting. GANGREEN tells me to use the word Quigenics, now I don't even know what that means or if it is spelt wrong either way blame him. It was called because you are allowed to sit in the circle when you are 70 and BOB SNOT HERE wanted to donate his chair to the next over the hill bunch. When the chair is STORED for later use BARNACLE BOLLOX tries to swap his broken chair with the new one but is seen. Not punished but seen. Maybe next weeks first icing charge.

Hares are asked again and talk about their schooling which by then I was on about my fourth beer so stopped taking notes. I know they sang Sokanu for the hash song.

KIDNEY WIPER gets another present and that is a tin of haggis and he said what you do was put the tin in the microwave for 40 minutes then throw the haggis away and eat the tin. Sounds delicious.

We then do the hash song. Clean up, grab a beer for the baht bus and head back into town. Another great Monday Hash. Well done hares, committee and all the others who assisted. And a special thanks to SGT LONE WOLF who tells me he is the best photographer on the Monday Hash.

On-On!  B.B.


Show Run 1837 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 67

Hashers Present Last Week - 41

115 ARSE VAN HOLE; 697 BALL RINGER; 192 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 475 BELL END; 165 BENGT POTATO; 64 BOB-A-GOB; 189 DIRT LOONEY; 1489 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 41 FRENCH KISS; 731 G.I. JOE; 396 GANGREEN; 70 GING GANG GOOLIES; 191 GOLDEN RIVET; 14 HARD ON; 81 HOI WAN; 27 HOT GOB; 75 IRREGULAR PERIOD; 445 LIBERACE; 152 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 222 LOST CAUSE; 122 MAYO QUEEN; 40 MR POTATO HEAD; 278 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 108 NEXT WEEK; 142 PHANTOM; 118 PINK DOLPHIN; 41 PISS ON IT; 14 SAUSAGE HEAD; 512 SGT LONE WOLF; 64 SHE'S THE BOSS; 786 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 820 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 43 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 73 SPANKINSTEIN; 51 SPEEDO PETE; 144 THE WIZARD; 284 TWO TIME; 146 UNSTABLE LOAD; 432 VELCRO DICK; 913 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 434 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 19

7 Siriruk Buathong; 15 ANDY WHOREHOLE; 84 ARSE BANDIT; 119 B. B.; 100 BANANAS; 69 BOB SNOT HERE; 190 BURL IVES; 64 CANNONBALL; 141 DEL BOY; 853 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 529 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 273 LORD LUCAN; 193 MISS USE ME;34 MOTHER'S FINEST; 814 MRS. HEAD; 162 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 284 SEAL SUCKER; 952 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 125 TELLY TUBBY;

Visitors - 7

12 SALON QUEEN - Unknown Hash
19 LUCAN MADE ME CUM - Bangkok Hash, Thailand
6 FUCK ALL - Gold Coast Hash, Australia
13 PIG STICK - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
14 TICK TOCK - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
16 PATPOM - Siam Sunday H3
16 SNAKE BITE - Siam Sunday H3

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 2

NEXT WEEK; VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR;

Anniversaries - 3

DIRT LOONEY congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
BANANAS achieved 100 PH3 Runs. Apologies for missing the announcement
we will correct next week.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 3

G.I. JOE - Hash Crash removed.
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Hash Crash - Went down twice on the trail.
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER = Hash Hero - Awarded a plaque commemorating his many years of service to PH3.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~


Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1427 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1084 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
910 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
843 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
797 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
773 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
752 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
751 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
729 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
722 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
662 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
634 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
578 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
542 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.


Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
Pattaya Mail links open on a new page\tab depending on your browser.
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Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 203
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 08-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.


About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.


Archives

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.


All Runs 2018
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2018
December 31 - PH3 Run 1817
Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
December 24 - PH3 Run 1816
Odd-Job, Liberace and Vee Go
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 500m from Hwy 36
December 17 - PH3 Run 1815
The Belgian Mob
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
December 10 - PH3 Run 1814
Dreggs, Arse Bandit and Speedo Pete
106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 3 - PH3 Run 1813
Unstable Load and Smokey Trucky Fucky
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
November 2018
November 26 - PH3 Run 1812
VV, Two Time and Street Cleaner
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32
November 19 - PH3 Run 1811
The Loy Krathong Run
Duchess Tadpole, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Pocket Socket, Telly Tubby, Bell End and Hoi Wan
87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
November 12 - PH3 Run 1810
Return of the Magnificent Seven
Ball Ringer, Mental Disorder, Antique, Cherry Blossom and Ben 10
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 – Asian University
November 5 - PH3 Run 1809
Guy Fawkes Day Run
SFW, Phantom, Tampax and Lord Chicken Fucker
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack
October 2018
October 29 - PH3 Run 1808
The Halloween Run
KAM, Teeny Weeny, General Kidney Wiper and Dog Licks Its Dick
98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
October 22 - PH3 Run 1807
The Oktoberfest Run
Stupid Kraut Kunt, VV, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Katoy Magnet and Ferry Queen
87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 15 - PH3 Run 1806
Unstable Load, Noisy Queen, Ninja Princess and Silent Princess
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
October 8 - PH3 Run1804
Bum Run Number 2
Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 1.4 km along road to Polo Club
October 1 - PH3 Run 1804
Cannonball, Jack Wow, Golden Rivet and Lost Cause
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32
September 2018
September 24 - PH3 Run 1803
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore, Mayo Queen and Whore in the Window
49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 4.4 km from Soi Huay Yai
September 17 - PH3 Run 1802
VV Sausage BBQ Run
VV, Two Time and Sour Kraut Bone Collector
63 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 10 - PH3 Run 1801
Dreggs, Seal Sucker and General Kidney Wiper
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack
September 3 - PH3 Run 1800
The Veterans' Run
General Kidney Wiper, Sir Spaghetti Head and Mrs Head
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
August 2018
August 27 - PH3 Run 1799
Unstable Load, Chicken Dundee and Ninja Princess
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
August 20 - PH3 Run 1798
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore and Mayo Queen
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 1.7 km past the Polo Club
August 13 - PH3 Run 1797
View Point A-Site with Sausage BBQ
VV, Zenergy, Two Time and Lipovitamin
65 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
August 6 - PH3 Run 1796
The Wizard and Bob Snot Here
55 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 2.4 km S of Chinese Village
July 2018
July 30 - PH3 Run 1795
SFW and Lady Flipper Anniversary Run
Sir Free Willy and Lady Flipper
49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Na Jomtien Soi 8
July 23 - PH3 Run 1794
The Aussie Run
Lone Wolf, K.A.M., Captain Kangaroo, Piss Poorer, Phantom, Scarlet Pimpernel, Rubber Dick, Slug, No Knickers and Baby No Knickers
73 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 16 - PH3 Run 1793
Belgian National Day Run
VV, Rat von Kiel, Mayo Queen, Chicken Dundee and Two Time
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from Bira Racetrack
July 9 - PH3 Run 1792
Snap, Crackle and Pop Run
VV, Two Time, Colonel Cornhole, Snap, Crackle and Pop
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
July 2 - PH3 Run 1791
American Independence Day Run
Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, GI Joe, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2018
June 25 - PH3 Run 1790
Mad Hatter's Run
Arse Bandit and Andy Whorehole
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
June 18 - PH3 Run 1789
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV and Two Time
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
June 11 - PH3 Run 1788
Linear Accelerator and Cannonball
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
June 4 - PH3 Run 1787
The Betty Boop Run
Mrs Head and Black Hole
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - 5 km S - 800m along Soi Thetsaban 26
May 2018
May 28 - PH3 Run 1786
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV, Mayo Queen and Rat von Kiel
60 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
May 21 - PH3 Run 1785
Scotch on the Rocks
General Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC Road
May 14 - PH3 Run 1784
Not 'The Norwegian Run' Run
Princess Bum Boy, Peler, Sir Arse-a-Holic and Pink Dolphin
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
May 7 - PH3 Run 1783
Crapper and Pocket Socket
76 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
April 2018
April 30 - PH3 Run 1782
The Grand Masters' Run
Mental Disorder, Sperm Polluter, Absolutely Fucking Clueless, Pinky, Menstrual Disorder and Casper
85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
April 23 - PH3 Run 1781
St. George's Day Run
SFW, Lady Flipper, Phantom and Tampax
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 – 3 km South of Phoenix Rd
April 16 - PH3 Run 1780
Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Unstable Load
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
April 9 - PH3 Run 1779
VV Sausage BBQ
VV, Beverley Hills Pink Cock and Zenergy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Huai Yai - 11.3 km from Sukhumvit
April 2 - PH3 Run 1778
Liberace and Odd-Job
85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 2 km from Hwy 3240
March 2018
March 26 - PH3 Run 1777
Burl Ives, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause and Miss Use Me
93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
March 19 - PH3 Run 1776
The Birthday Hares BBQ Run
VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from Bira Racetrck
March 12 - PH3 Run 1775
St. Paddy's Day Run
Kee Mah, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder and Wank-King's Wanker
84 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong - South shore
March 5 - PH3 Run 1774
Unstable Load, Chicken Dundee, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 500m N of Soi Huai Yai
February 2018
February 26 - PH3 Run 1773
Tampax and Love Boat
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
February 19 - PH3 Run 1772
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fuckey, Arse van Hole and Chicken Dundee
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - East shore Huai Tu 2
February 12 - PH3 Run 1771
Valentines Day Run
Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Scar W/2T's and Bell Star
98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
February 5 - PH3 Run 1770
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
January 2018
January 29 - PH3 Run 1769
Annual General Piss-up Run
Mental Disorder and The Wizard
106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 22 - PH3 Run 1768
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 8.2 km from Sukhumvit - N side
January 15 - PH3 Run 1767
Tampax and Pole Fucker
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Asian U. & 2.5 km E
January 8 - PH3 Run 1766
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV, No More Cum and Two Time
113 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 2 km E of Siam CC Roundabout
January 1 - PH3 Run 1765
The New Year's Run
Tampax and Love Boat
118 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 3 km N of 36

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About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.


Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 11,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.


For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sir Free Willy
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 086 078 5681


PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Wednesday, April 3rd 2019

Attendence:  Arse von Hole, Ball Ringer, Dirt Looney, Emperor Airhead, French Kiss, Liberace, No More Cum, Out of Order, Paprika Smiley, Pole Dancer, Scar w/2T's, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Sour Kraut Bone Collecter, The Wizard, Turd Burglar, Unstable Load, VV

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   Mental Disorder, Wank-King's Wanker
  • Previous Minutes:   Read and approved, no matters arising.
  • Bookie Report:   Liberace produced the financial report for the month which showed that despite the expense of the Beach Social, the club still showed a small profit for the month; Rags and the Raffle are both doing well, and average attendance is up on last year.
  • Webmaster Report:   No report as the Webmaster was not in attendance.
  • Brew Master Report:   VV reported that small repairs to the truck have been carried out and the vehicle is now taxed for the next 12 months. VV added that he will be in Belgium at the end of May so we need to find a volunteer to drive the beer truck on 27th May.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   The June hare line has been opened and there are currently 2 dates available In June and still one in May. Currently there are only 2 A sites published on the Hare line on the website, it was agreed that an announcement would be made in the circle to remind all hares of the importance of declaring their proposed a sites to the Web Master at the earliest opportunity, as this reduces the chances of runs clashing.
  • Rags Report:   Sour Kraut Bone Collector now has all the stock in his possession and an inventory has been taken. It was agreed that new stock is required and ladies tops and towels seen as a priority. A further discussion took place regarding new generic shirts and which material they should be. The Wizard will try and procure a sample of a new fabric available with the feel of cotton but the printable properties of synthetic material for the committee to determine its suitability. SKBC will order the ladies tops asp and TW will procure towels. A new stock of 20 baseball caps has been procured and are available.
  • On-on Bars Report:   No issues, other than the reports of some awful singing courtesy of the karaoke in The Buffalo Bar this week.
  • Special Runs:
    • Pole Dancer made a request for 3000 baht sponsorship for St Georges Day run to supplement the Hares' expenses in providing food and drink. The committee voted unanimously to approve this sponsorship.
    • Antique has made a request to sponsor a run on August 19th to celebrate his birthday. He has made no request for funds from the club. This was approved.
    • VV noted that there was no special run to mark Songkran, which there has been in previous years.
  • Other Business:
    • Liberace made a request to purchase a new printer, approved. VV told us that the Gazebo donated to the club by PDRHHH is now being stored at the home of SKBC and once he has a vehicle he will bring it to the runs.
    • Turd Burglar made an enquiry as to whether it would be helpful if we all crushed our empty beer cans before putting them in the recycling bins. VV stated that it would help him, so we will inform hashers of this starting at the next run.
    • TW noted the high turnout for this meeting and thanked everyone for their contributions.
  • New Business:
    • No New Business

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.


About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.