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Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of October. Thanks to the hares the hareline is looking better. Several dates are still available - September 14 and 21, and October 5 and 19..

The November hareline will be opened on the first run in September. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Thursday, September 3rd, 2020 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The February Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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49 hashers qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 33 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

Veterans' Run 2019 was Run 1852 on September 2nd. 43 Hashers ran free on the day and received a PH3 run towel, Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their towel when they next run with PH3.

Website Construction Report

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This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.

Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1888
Monday, August 17th 2020

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Jello Butt, Sperm Polluter, Casper
Location:  
Highway 331 - Asian University
GPS:   12°50'42.74"N   101°0'37.68"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1888 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)

From Soi Thep Prasit, drive 6.0 km South on Sukhumvit Road. At the lights turn left onto Wat Huay Yai Road. Follow for 13.4 km to the T-junction at Hwy 331 (HHH). Turn left heading N for 1.5 km to the U-turn (HHH) and enter the southbound carriageway. Follow Hwy 331 S for 6.5 km and U-turn back N. Follow the northbound lane for 1 km and turn left into the entrance to Asian University. Before reaching the security gate park on either side of the road. A-Site is situated just outside the gates on a small patch of lawn.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.

Mis-Information (for all others)

Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1887
Monday, August 10th 2020

Hares:
Lost Cause, Golden Rivet, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby		Map to Run 1887 A-Site
Scribe:   Na Hee Man
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King
Runners:   69
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°50'4.24"N   101° 1'30.39"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - across from Asian U. & 1.8 km E
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Lost Cause, Golden Rivet, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby
Scribe:   Na Hee Man
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King
Runners:   69
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°50'4.24"N   101° 1'30.39"E
Map to Run 1887 A-Site
Highway 331 - across from Asian U. & 1.8 km E
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Na Hee Man

Nothing could be finer than to savor the GM’s pained facial expression as he dejectedly accepted NA HEE MAN as today’s Scribe. His malcontent was obvious, proven by his hesitation to confirm the appointment and after beseeching the 1st Circle to volunteer up a more worthy candidate…… none forthcoming, he nonetheless thanked me and quipped that “hopefully this report would be written in ‘understandable English’ “.

BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK announced the Pattaya Jungle H3 event upcoming on Sunday August 16 at Koh Larn: 45 sign-ups so far to take a 100 pax boat to/from the island for an afternoon of HHHing……1130 hours meet at Bali Hai Pier Pattaya for a 12 noon departure; 250 THB/person for boat ride, walk/run (A to B), food at B site and beach fun/swimming/body surfing etc:. 50 THB beers at the B site beach resort and sodas/water for less. ETD via boat from B site is 1800 hours. Note: Old/sick/fat/lazy HHHers can take the boat to the B site and skip the walk/run/exercise……also, wear a face mask, as security at Bali Hai Pier will require it. All Welcome!

2nd Circle - Equipped with a water pistol to shock loudmouths into silence, the GM tested it on KARAMBA, who said that ‘he’d already had one load on his face today’ (not quite sure what he meant here in Amazing Thailand…..).

UNSTABLE LOAD was iced for multiple infractions, including having a broken finger that was apparently bigger than his cock (according to well-experienced sexual warrior SPERM POLLUTER after conferring with his wife CASPAR!) and for littering the beer truck bed with his trash. To honor such appalling behavior (he supposedly was thrown ass-over-noggin from his motorcycle), he was awarded Hash Trash toilet seat & Hash Crash helmet in a rare joint effort – well done, UL! MR BEAN got the other Hash Trash silly hat for leaving his HHH handkerchief behind on last week’s event.

Our 5 hares were predictably iced – lead hare GOLDEN RIVET with his team of LOST CAUSE, DUCHESS TADPOLE, TELLY TUBBY and HOI WAN – and sat patiently as they were lauded by walkers & runners alike for having set a great run….. ‘fast, long, hard & hot; that’s what she said!’, said an anonymous hasher - so good that MR BEAN ‘could have done it in the dark’; GI JOE miraculously remained ‘unlost’ for the duration, and SPERM POLLUTER asked for a chance to hare with the female contingent for a future ‘golden shower’ from them…..more importantly, the hares received warm thanks from everybody for contributing/preparing/serving excellent complimentary food – spring rolls & pasta bowls – to a hungry horde of hashers, most of whom by serving time were already half-leathered and many half-starved from exertions on the trail.

The lottery: Winners were iced…… FLEECE LIFTER, MINELESS CUNT, ATOMIC MUFF DIVER, and then Kiwi Kim’s wife (no HHH name yet) who won a frying pan which she intends to ‘bash against husband head when he bad man’! Unsurprisingly, KNICKERLESS won yet again, though was bucketed when discovered that she again had a wrong number & her colossal cookie tin prize was wrenched from her grasp and given to another recipient – the last prize, a badminton set, went to LOST CAUSE who was ecstatic at having won a shuttleCOCK in her goodie bag…..

WANK-KING’S WANKER took charge with UNSTABLE LOAD’s help to mete out the prizes earned as of late: 5 Hare T-shirt for SPERM POLLUTER, 100 Run T-shirt for SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY and 10 Hare T-shirt for PARISIAN TITI …..many thanks guys!

Two virgins – Gary from Victoria, Australia & Les from Bristol, England - were iced and nonetheless promised to return for further fun. Les tells us he runs a bar on Soi Chaiyapoom, that he’ll return to his own bar post-HHH (instead of joining the OnOnOn at iRovers Bar) and that we ‘can all go and get fucked’ – so much for free advertising to 68 other drunkard HHHers in his midst!

Lone HHH visitor NAKED HORSE of bygone fame in HHH circles at Bander Seri Begawan, Nanjing & Kunming (he promised that he was Covid 19 free, and we believed him!) may have also kissed the Blarney Stone in his native Ireland; he regaled us with a dubious tale of drunkenness at Labuan, Malaysia when he ended up naked and locked out of his hotel room in the wee hours. He purportedly climbed a fire escape to spend the night shivering (in the equatorial tropics?) through interrupted bouts of sleep and somehow managed to get back into his room the next morning without much fanfare……the Circle showed its appreciation with ‘I’ve Got A Song That’ll Get On Your Nerves, Get On Your Nerves! I’ve Got A Song That’ll Get On Your Nerves, Get On Your Nerves! I’ve Got A Song That’ll Get On Your Nerves, Get On Your Nerves! I’ve Got A Song That’ll Get On Your Nerves…..!’

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER stated the obvious: KARAMBA is now FAT! .....and then forced our Norwegian special forces veteran to prance about the Circle shaking his now flabby ass & belly for all to see. KARAMBA’s excuse was prolonged bouts of ‘quarantine isolation’, including stints in Oslo, on offshore vessels/rigs and in Thailand upon his recent return to the Kingdom. Several weeks in total, and he admitted that ‘he had lost his focus, had got lazy and had stopped exercising’. He also told us, that in his confinement(s), he started writing his memoirs (and that all 69 of us at today’s HHH event were in it!). LCF verified that KARAMBA’s daughter & wife didn’t recognize him in his corpulence when he arrived home. This posed no problem, as his wife told his daughter “Here’s the ATM machine!”. Daughter responded, ‘Mommy, where’s the skinny ATM machine that was here yesterday?’. VELCRO DICK was iced with KARAMBA to keep him company in his new rotund state-of-grace/predicament.

SEAL SUCKER - the diminuitive, ever-skulking, self-aggrandizing puke that he is – chimed in with LCF to champion the need for KARAMBA to receive copious coffee enemas to commence with his pending weight loss program. REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD sang KARAMBA off the ice and out of the Circle with a Scots ditty: ‘Well, he’s a big fat fuck, twice the size of me, hairs on his balls like the branches on a tree……’

LCF gave all his feral cats at home to the old Thai lady on the nearby street corner. This was after the monks at the local Wat refused to take the cats in for keeping the rat population at bay. LCF, now ‘pussy free’, celebrated by buying a Buggery Bird down BoyzTown at the gay pet shop. His bird continues to practice his sayings (taught to him painstakingly by LCF), the favorite being ‘The GM’s a Prick!’!

Speaking of pricks, SEAL SUCKER was thrown on ice by LCF because when purchasing his Buggery Bird in BoyzTown, LCF saw SS sitting in the nearby Buggery Bar, where he took advantage of the Covid 19 discount offer ‘Buy one, get two free…..up the bum!’ SS agrees it must be good for the prostate gland, though LCF reveals that he no longer has one. SS finally off the ice, and more gay rights to come as LCF tosses SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY again on ice for having recently contracted Dengue Fever, all due to him being fucked by a bloke down BoyzTown!

LCF tells us of the Aboriginal Australian who went to the local gift shop to buy his girlfriend a present. Perfume is recommended, and on offer are 1) ‘Make Me Bend Over’, 2) ‘Perfume Rose’ and 3) ‘Come To Me’. The Abo sniffs all three: 1) that stinks!, 2) she doesn’t like roses, 3) doesn’t smell like cum to me!

LCF heaves BALL RINGER and his son BEN 10 on ice and encourages BEN 10 to ‘be a real boy and sit on the ice with your bare bum and not on your old gay Dad’s knee – I thought you would have eventually turned out to be a red-blooded real man, not a ‘How Now’ poofter down BoyzTown!’. BELL END was again mentioned by LCF in a popular recurrent theme by which she has ‘taken in’ some help from a well-endowed African man down 7-11 in a bygone hormonal moment; she never comes to Circle to ‘clear the air’, as (according to BR) she’s always busy nearby eating Thai food sat on the ground (pristinely on bamboo mats) with the native female HHH sub-group.
LCF’s parting blow was to ice MR BEAN and compare him to the likes of British TV personality, Wurzled Gummage.

The GM astutely ices WANK-KING’S WANKER and FLATULENCE as the current birthday boys, and then invites birthday girl COOKIE MONSTER to ‘wedge her bulbous buttocks between the “two bones of meat” already on ice, or to use the bucket instead’. A behemoth, candle-adorned birthday/wedding-style cake was presented to COOKIE MONSTER, as NA HEE MAN led the chorus of ‘Happy Birthday, You CUNT!’ to carry her forward on her continuing journey……WW (iced), very stoned and feeling philosophical, said he was ‘depressed by life on this planet’ as the Pattaya Circle celebrated his B-day and that of FLATULENCE with a robust rendition of ‘Hashy Birthday, Fuck You!’. Read onward for more of WW’s ‘comments from far, far away and way way afar’…..

We called on the hares to sing us a song – ‘so sing, you bastards (and bitches!), sing…..if you don’t want to sing, show us your ring…..we don’t want to see your ring, so sing, you bastards (and bitches!), sing!’ We were not disappointed when Dr. BURL IVES took control and belted out a new version of ‘Monster Mash……a Covid Mash, it’s a lot to ask, snitching (ask SEAL SUCKER!) has begun without a Covid Mash, a Mordology (is that a word?) Mash……..?!?

Circle was closed with the Hash Hymn – Swing Low – led by BALL RINGER, the man with the Golden Cock.

Brave souls who ventured to the OnOnON at I-Rovers Bar were treated to discounted buckets of iced beer, more gratis cheesy pasta casserole comfort food, and add’l wisdom from WANK-KING’S WANKER – a couple of his zingers in closing:

1) ‘I need to execute/implement all the things I think I want to know……’!
2) ‘Everything is totally fucked up – all we can do is try to figure out which bins to throw all this shit into…..’!

On-On!  Na Hee Man

Show Run 1887 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 69

Hashers Present Last Week - 43

3 Ammain Weller; 746 BALL RINGER; 518 BELL END; 246 BEN 10; 265 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 235 BURL IVES; 160 CASPER; 58 CHIP CHIP; 177 DEL BOY; 239 DIRT LOONEY; 260 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 53 FLATULENCE; 6 FLEECE LIFTER; 24 FUCK OFF; 776 G.I. JOE; 445 GANGREEN; 237 GOLDEN RIVET; 95 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 46 KNICKERLESS; 574 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 495 LIBERACE; 1182 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 268 LOST CAUSE; 162 MAYO QUEEN; 238 MISS USE ME; 12 MR BEAN; 61 NA HEE MAN; 58 PARISIAN TITI; 186 PHANTOM; 6 PING PONG; 125 SCOOBIE DOO; 319 SEAL SUCKER; 110 SHE'S THE BOSS; 828 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 870 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 92 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 37 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 188 SPERM POLLUTER; 194 THE WIZARD; 328 TWO TIME; 470 VELCRO DICK; 960 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 484 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 21

6 Kim Blakie; 2 Thanaphon Kanyarasit; 158 ARSE VAN HOLE; 40 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER; 27 BABY DEE; 197 BUM BOY; 19 COOKIE MONSTER; 642 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 89 FRENCH KISS; 118 HOI WAN; 234 JACKAL; 339 KARAMBA; 111 MINELESS CUNT; 835 MRS. HEAD; 39 RUNNING DEER; 974 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 101 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 114 STREET CLEANER; 518 TAMPAX; 161 TELLY TUBBY; 191 UNSTABLE LOAD;

Visitors - 3

1 NAKED HORSE - Chenggong Hash, China
20 CRAZY GERMAN - Nadi Hash, Fiji
1 HUNG LIKE A BEAN - Unknown Hash

Virgins - 2

Les Bakos; Gary Woods;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 3

PARISIAN TITI was presented a 10 Hares T-Shirt.
SPERM POLLUTER was presented a 5 Hares T-Shirt.
SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY was presented a 100 Run T-Shirt.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 3

MR BEAN - Hash Trash
UNSTABLE LOAD - Hash Trash
UNSTABLE LOAD - Hash Crash

Birthdays - 3

Happy Bithday COOKIE MONSTER - 10 August
Happy Bithday FLATULENCE - 11 August
Happy Bithday WANK-KING'S WANKER - 11 August

Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.

32 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1523 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1182 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (2)
974 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
960 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
800+ Runs (6)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
870 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
854 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
835 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
828 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
802 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
700+ Runs (4)
780 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
776 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
746 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
600+ Runs (5)
681 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
657 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
642 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (13)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
581 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
574 9097 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE - Jirasak, Janya
 1210 F
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans (R.I.P.) 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
537 7113 SGT LONE WOLF - Whiteway, Alan 966 M
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F
518 8103 BELL END - Pidtharapa, Tim 1066 F
518 293 TAMPAX - Flanagan, Tony 633 M

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.

 
Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
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John “MR SHEEN” Hanon Offsite Link
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall On this site
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler On this site
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

                    Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
Hans "FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG" van den Eyden 13-July-20 1725 20
Julius "HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER" Burai 5-June-20 1733 31
Samir "HURTS HER VAGINA" Bobech 3-June-20 1735 30
Ken "TEASPOON / BULL SITTER" Machado 16-Mar-20 880 18
Paul "LORD LUCAN" Eldred 16-Feb-20 844 283
Robert “SAMMY DAVIS JNR” Howard 18-Jan-20 1135 6
Anders "PUSSY WHIPPED" Ekberg 31-Dec-19 1500 45
Hakan "PC PORN" Petersson 25-Aug-19 1836 12
Bill "TUMBLING BILL" Panton 22-Jun-19 57 1
Hans "SQUARE HEAD" Haugsjordet 11-Jun-19 148 63
John “MR SHEEN” Hanon 29-Apr-19 568 64
Robert "TUPPERWARE" Jeangot 20-Apr-19 1138 36
Terje "OSLO FUCKIN' ERE'' Eriksen 02-Mar-19 193 53
Dave "SHIT DOG" Mackie 27-Feb-19 464 14
Maik "GERMAN KUNT KISSER" Sshwagerus 10-Oct-18 1673 11
Paul "KOJAK" Nugnes 27-Sep-18 348 25
David "CRACK MY COCCYX" Pack ??-Sep-18 1070 260
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall 31-Jul-18 16 134
Louis "DOGGY STYLE" Verbruggen 26-Jul-18 1751 5
Allan "MISSING LINK" Minnis 05-Jan-18 484 189
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 206
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler 08-Aug-17 303 327
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Franky "FRANKY GOES TO 7/11" Fournet 2015 / 2016 1134 29
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 08-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Jean-Philippe "JPS" Secol 08-Jul-12 1225 2
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Peter "BUSTED COLOSTOMY BAG" Holeczek unknown 404 64
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.

About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.

Archives

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.

All Runs 2019
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

This page contains monthly tables listing all runs for the year. Provides a convenient place to review the year's activities and has links to all run reports and A-Site location maps. The tables also show the number of hashers attending the run.

Download links are provided for all printed Hash Sheets. If you are a hare, click on any location link and you can page through all A-Site maps for the year. Very convenient if you are trying to remember a site from the past for your future run.

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2019
December 30 - PH3 Run 1869
The New Years Run		Sour Kraut Bone Collector, She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head,Ging Gang Goolies
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
December 23 - PH3 Run 1868
The Christmas Run		Odd-Job, Liberace, Scar w/2T's
100 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
December 16 - PH3 Run 1867
Del Boy, Beetroot Head
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 9 - PH3 Run 1866
The Belgian Run		VV, Kiss My Toot, Street Cleaner, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Stephane, Francis
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - Hua Khun Chit lakeside
December 2 - PH3 Run 1865
Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Jungle Mother
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
November 2019
November 25 - PH3 Run 1864
VV 20 Years and More Run & Sausage BBQ		VV, Two Time, Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Tomboy, Ewok, Miss Chivas, Olive Oil, Scoobie Doo
129 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
November 18 - PH3 Run 1863
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Unstable Load
79 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
November 11 - PH3 Run 1862
The Slovenian Run		She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Singing Granny, Sausage Head, Car Licker
77 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
November 4 - PH3 Run 1861
Steptoe, Turd Burglar
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - near the rifle range
October 2019
October 28 - PH3 Run 1860
The Halloween Run		Hard On, Sausage Head, She's the Boss, Dog Licks Its Dick, Happy Survivor
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - just after new flyover
October 21 - PH3 Run 1859
The Oktoberfest Run		VV, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Paprika Smiley, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Billion Sucker
105 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 14 - PH3 Run 1858
Battle of Hastings Run		Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Arse van Hole, Sour Kraut Bone Collector
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - Thetsahan Soi 12 - 2.6 km from Sukhumvit
October 7 - PH3 Run 1857
Arse Bandit, Atomic Muff Diver, Madam Sin
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
September 2019
September 30 - PH3 Run 1856
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Telly Tubby, Brass Monkey
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
September 23 - PH3 Run 1855
VV Sausage BBQ Run		Del Boy, VV and Two Time
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 16 - PH3 Run 1854
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
September 9 - PH3 Run 1853
Princess Bum Boy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
September 2 - PH3 Run 1852
The Veterans Run		The Wizard, Sauce for the Goose
61 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
August 2019
August 26 - PH3 Run 1851
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
68 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
August 19 - PH3 Run 1850
Antique's 75th Birthday Run		 Antique, Barnacle Bollox, Lord Chicken Fucker
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 6.9 km E of Sukhumvit - slip road at new flyover
August 12 - PH3 Run 1849
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Chip Chip
52 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
August 5 - PH3 Run 1848
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
July 2019
July 29 - PH3 Run 1847
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor and Sausage Head
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
July 22 - PH3 Run 1846
The Aussie Run		The Aussie Crew and Thai friends
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 15 - PH3 Run 1845
Belgian National Day Run		VV, Mayo Queen, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Arse van Hole, Unstable Load
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
July 8 - PH3 Run 1844
Seal Sucker and Beverley Hills Pink Cock
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
July 1 - PH3 Run 1843
American Independence Day Run		Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2019
June 24 - PH3 Run 1842
The German Run		Beverley Hills Pink Cock, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Ging Gang Goolies, Sausage Head, Baht Bus Gestapo
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
June 17 - PH3 Run 1841
Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
June 10 - PH3 Run 1840
Arse Bandit, Del Boy and Atomic Muff Diver
75 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
June 3 - PH3 Run 1839
The Betty Boop Run		Lost Cause, Two Time, Duchess Tadpole, Telly Tubby, Miss Use Me, Hoi Wan, VV, Golden Rivet
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - 3.5 km N along Soi 9
May 2019
May 27 - PH3 Run 1838
She's the Boss and Happy Survivor
57 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
May 20 - PH3 Run 1837
Scotch on the Rocks Run		Dirt Looney, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Andy Whorehole
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 250m N of Soi Phoenix CC
May 13 - PH3 Run 1836
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Mayo Queen, Two Time
47 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
May 6 - PH3 Run 1835
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
April 2019
April 29 - PH3 Run 1834
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Parisian Titi, Two Time and Chip Chip
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
April 22 - PH3 Run 1833
St. George's Day Run		Lord Chicken Fucker, Tampax, Turd Burglar and Pole Fucker
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
April 15 - PH3 Run 1832
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess. Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Arse Van Hole
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Bang Sare - Unstable Load's House
April 8 - PH3 Run 1831
Beetroot Head, Arse Bandit, She's the Boss and Hurts Her Vagina
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
April 1 - PH3 Run 1830
Bum Run Number 3		Princess Bum Boy and Jungle Princess
89 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
March 2019
March 25 - PH3 Run 1829
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Smokey's Nanny and Arse van Hole
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 5.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
March 18 - PH3 Run 1828
VV and AVH Birthday with Sausage BBQ		VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
95 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
March 11 - PH3 Run 1827
St. Paddy's Day Run		Kee Mah, Redcoat and Wank-King's Wanker
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan Sanwararam – 8.1 km E of Sukhumvit
March 4 - PH3 Run 1826
Golden Rivet, Cannonball, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
February 2019
February 25 - PH3 Run 1825
Tampax and Love Boat
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
February 18 - PH3 Run 1824
Le French Connection Run		VV, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Street Cleaner
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
February 11 - PH3 Run 1823
Valentines Day Run		Scar W2TS, Bell Star, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
February 4 - PH3 Run 1822
Beetroot Head, Paprika Smiley and Arse Bandit
96 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
January 2019
January 28 - PH3 Run 1821
Annual General Piss Up Run		The Wizard, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
117 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 21 - PH3 Run 1820
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road – 1 km from Sukhumvit and 4 km NE
January 14 - PH3 Run 1819
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
109 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
January 7 - PH3 Run 1818
PH3 35th Anniversary Run		VV, Scar W/2T's, Phantom and No More Cum
193 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 11,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.

For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sperm Polluter
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 084 357 9005

PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Wednesday, February 5th 2020

Attendence:  The Wizard, Liberace, Wank Kings Wanker, Scar, No More Cum, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, French Kiss, Pole Fucker, Jackal, Ball Ringer, Homebrew, Anal Cheese, Spastic Whoreking, Dirt Looney

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   Sperm Polluter, Flatulence, VV
  • Previous Minutes:   Read and approved. No matters arising.
  • Bookie Report:   First Liberace produced the financial report for the month which showed a 25,000 baht profit. Average number of sign ups for the month was 101. The raffle is making a healthy profit and it was agreed to increase the spending on prizes. Secondly, he presented the financial account for the year, which showed an overall profit of 31,000 baht. Income from sign us was down on the previous year but rags and raffle income has increased. Money spent on all drinks had increased by 55,000 but less was spent on rags, raffle, truck maintenance and hares’ expenses. All in all, it has been a very successful year financially for the club.
  • Webmaster Report:   Wank King’s Wanker offered his thanks to Dirt Looney for his ongoing assistance with keeping the website updated, endorsed by all. Nothing else of note to report.
  • Brew Master Report:   In his absence VV sent news that several small items on the beer truck needed replacing.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   Sperm Polluter reported by phone that the hare line is in good shape and the empty spot at the start of March has now been taken.
  • Rags Report:   SKBC informed us that he is ordering new raincoats and caps as stock is low. There will be a new shirt later in the month for the French Connection run. He added that he would try a new supplier that undercut our current suppliers’ price for this shirt; quality and level of service will be discussed after receipt of the shirts.
  • On-on Bars Report:   No concerns, attendances are high and there are no complaints.
  • Special Runs:
    • The Beach Social date was set for 11 March, conditions and location the same as last year. Announcements will be made in the circle and on the website.
    • The Valentine’s Day Run is organised and no concerns raised.
    • The Joint GM's Run will be on 9 March, Scar to seek confirmation of attendance from Professor Pinky (PDRH3).
  • Other Business:
    • Dirt Looney reported that all stats on the website are now up to date and accurate.
    • Liberace praised and thanked Flatulence for his work on sign ups.
  • New Business:
    • No New Business

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.

About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.