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Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of March. March 2nd still available..

The April hareline will be opened on the first run in February. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, February 5th, 2020 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The January Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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49 hashers qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 33 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

Veterans' Run 2019 was Run 1852 on September 2nd. 43 Hashers ran free on the day and received a PH3 run towel, Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their towel when they next run with PH3.


Website Construction Report

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This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.


Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1873
Annual General Piss Up Run
Monday, January 27th 2020

ph3-logo-120Hares:  
The Wizard, Sperm Polluter
New boss same as the old boss, so let's have a piss-up.
Location:  
Pallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
GPS:   12°59'36.17"N   101° 0'43.54"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1873 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)


From Pattaya Klang, head North and take the flyover to Hwy 7. After about 9 km, exit Hwy 7 at Hwy 36 towards Rayong. Do not join Hwy 36 but remain on the Northbound frontage road folowing Hwy 7 for about 4.2 km. Make a u-turn (HHH) under Hwy 7 to join the Southbound frontage road. After 500m turn left into Pallet Lane (Sai Na Wong 12) (HHH). Travel 1.7 km along Pallet Lane and make a right (HHH). Follow HHH signs for about 1 km to a t-junction and turn right into a track to the A-site about 150m farther along.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.


Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1872
Mystery Birthday Run
Monday, January 20th 2020

Hares:
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole
Map to Run 1872 A-Site
Scribe:   Arse Bandit
Hash Flash:   Sausage Head, Hard On
Runners:   95
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
GPS:   12°52'55.24"N   100°59'21.62"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
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Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole
Scribe:   Arse Bandit
Hash Flash:   Sausage Head, Hard On
Runners:   95
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
GPS:   12°52'55.24"N   100°59'21.62"E
Map to Run 1872 A-Site
Soi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Arse Bandit


We opened the circle with WHORE IN THE WINDOW Hash Crash. He fell over in front of the GM. The virgin spilt beer so he got iced for beer abuse.

Hares SMOKEY TRUCKY FUC*Y, ARSE VAN HOLE and UNSTABLE LOAD iced while we discussed the trail. Why were there no checks after 5 km?
And an extra hazard, a dead dog. I never saw it as I was needed to make the numbers up on the Beer Hunters bus.

NOT THE 9 O'CLOCK NEWS suggested the run was as flat as a run in Belgium. So generally it was a good run and nobody got lost (P*****A SM****). "I didn't get lost yesterday, I like walking 5 extra kms. ...in the dark."

DICK IN THE DYKE who was a Beer Hunter with me got iced and received a prize..... a phone he'd left on the baht bus....

Okay, Raffle time. Despite improving my chances of winning by actually buying a ticket it was not to be. The winners were STEPTOE (holiday for 2 in Bali), NICE BUT DIM who got named by NO MORE CUM later on (new Honda PCX white), LEG OVER (2 bed bungalow in the darkside), LOVE BOAT (romantic night out with Brad Pitt), SMOKEY TRUCKY F***Y (romantic night out with Tom Cruise), NO MORE CUM, SPASTIC WHORE KING, DIRTY DOG and VV (a romantic night out with each other).

DEL BOY, SPERM POLLUTER and DIRT LOONEY iced for scouting the trails at Khao Mai Keao for hash paper and rubbish (trash) before the official clean up day, last Saturday. "No good deed goes unpunished!"

ARSE VAN HOLE got awarded a 20 hares (shirt or badge or romantic night out with any catholic priest of his choosing).

Hashy birthday to BALL RINGER 71 and UNSTABLE LOAD 70 today who received a present (a romantic night out in soi 6/1). UNSTABLE LOAD also told the circle his other prezzy was a tandem parachute jump. Wow!

LORD CHICKEN F***ER expressed an obituary for his mate T4 aka Brown Card Ken who died in a m/c incident 10 years ago.

NO MORE CUM iced VELCRO DICK, CANNONBALL, GO SLOW and SPLINTER DICK for having something in common. I don't know what it could be; I didn't catch the answer. Something like who ate all the pies?

Tim from Torquay said to me after I asked him what hash name would he like? "Anything really. Well, anything except NICE BUT DIM." It was rubbing my hands with excitement. It was too much to keep to myself. I had to tell a responsible adult but being on the hash at the time I had to make do with NO MORE CUM. 'Nuff said.

SCARLET PIMPERNEL and HARD ON, the only Aussie frb's were iced for not being frb's. HARD ON had a bad foot and SP I didn't hear his pathetic excuse. Sorry, I mean reason.

Nomination for Wanker of the Week. CANNONBALL along with HARD ON and REAL OLD both for ringing phones in the circle. On the who gets the loudest cheer gets the wooden spoon rule, HARD ON just got it.

The Saturday clean up had over 30 people turn up but some said they were coming but didn't. All were harriettes well sort of, PENELOPE PITSTOP, HAPPY SURVIVOR (in her absence SHE'S THE BOSS) and KNICKERLESS iced.

LORD CHICKEN *UCKER iced DIARRHEA, WINDOW WANKER, GOLDEN RIVET and LOVE BOAT but I couldn't work out why except that they hadn't been on the ice. I was half-cut by then... Then, PARISIAN TITI and CHIP CHIP were iced and asked about their sexual preferences. Apparently three-somes was mentioned, whereupon i said incest is best (CHIP CHIP's sister is my partner MADAM SIN) and I ended up in the bucket.

We called on the hares to sing us a song when ARSE BANDIT sang a wonderful adaptation of "We Are the World", So wonderful was it that tears formed in hardened hashers eyes. So wonderful that the last verse never got sang as too much wonderfulness would spoil the circle.

Final down-downs BEN 10, BALL RINGER, CAPTAIN CONDOM, GO SLOW (from Hobart) DIRTY DOG , NO MORE CUM and BOB-A-GOB sang us 'Swing Low Sweet Chariot' to close the hash.

On-On!  Arse Bandit


Show Run 1872 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 95

Hashers Present Last Week - 72

4 Steve Harnden; 6 Francis Meeusen; 4 Tim Rice; 105 ARSE BANDIT; 146 ARSE VAN HOLE; 731 BALL RINGER; 110 BEETROOT HEAD; 503 BELL END; 231 BEN 10; 178 BENGT POTATO; 72 BOB-A-GOB; 221 BURL IVES; 97 CANNONBALL; 145 CASPER; 47 CHIP CHIP; 165 DEL BOY; 34 DIARRHEA; 224 DIRT LOONEY; 3 DIRTY DOG; 38 FLATULENCE; 75 FRENCH KISS; 9 FUCK OFF; 762 G.I. JOE; 430 GANGREEN; 224 GOLDEN RIVET; 42 HARD ON; 110 HOI WAN; 34 HOT GOB; 32 KNICKERLESS; 559 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 480 LIBERACE; 1168 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 255 LOST CAUSE; 126 LOVE BOAT; 148 MAYO QUEEN; 224 MISS USE ME; 308 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 4 NICE BUT DIM; 272 NO MORE CUM; 102 NO TRUCKING IDEA; 444 ODD-JOB; 180 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 47 PARISIAN TITI; 21 PATPOM; 31 PENELOPE PITSTOP; 173 PHANTOM; 76 POLE FUCKER; 37 REAL OLD; 46 SAUSAGE HEAD; 131 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 97 SHE'S THE BOSS; 819 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 855 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 90 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 46 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 21 SNAKE BITE; 77 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 24 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 173 SPERM POLLUTER; 236 STEPTOE; 152 TELLY TUBBY; 179 THE WIZARD; 242 TOM BOY; 27 TRAFALGAR; 315 TWO TIME; 178 UNSTABLE LOAD; 24 VEE GO; 455 VELCRO DICK; 947 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 469 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 109 WHORE IN THE WINDOW; 38 WINDOW WANKER;

Returners - 15

3 Joe Risicato; 3 Varida Wongtaphon; 124 BANANAS; 155 CAMEL HUMPER; 251 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 142 DESERT SCORPION; 12 DICK IN THE DYKE; 60 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 825 MRS. HEAD; 311 SCAR W/2TS; 964 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 12 SISTER FISTER FUCKWIT; 31 SPLINTER DICK; 175 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 6 TURN THE FUCKING METER ON;

Visitors - 6

1 CAPTAIN CONDOM - Chardonnay Hash, Australia
1 GO SLOW - Chardonnay Hash, Australia
7 SHITLIPS - Kowloon Hash, HK, China
10 BIG BOLLY - Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
1 NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - Singapore Hash, Singapore
4 LEG OVER - Wanchai Hash, Hong Kong

Virgins - 2

Kim Blakie; Dick Ingles;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 1

ARSE VAN HOLE was congratulated for 20 Hared Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 1

Geir Sundvoien was given the New Hash Name NICE BUT DIM,

Saints and Sinners - 7

DEL BOY - Hash Hero
DIRT LOONEY - Hash Hero
SPERM POLLUTER - Hash Hero
Dick Ingles - Hash Crash
DICK IN THE DYKE - Hash Crash
WHORE IN THE WINDOW - Hash Crash
HARD ON - Wanker of the Week

Birthdays - 2

Happy Birthday BALL RINGER January 18.
Happy Birthday UNSTABLE LOAD - January 20.


Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


32 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1516 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1168 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (2)
964 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
947 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
800+ Runs (6)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
855 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
854 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
825 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
819 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
802 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
700+ Runs (4)
780 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
762 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
731 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
600+ Runs (5)
681 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
657 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
632 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (13)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
581 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
559 9097 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE - Jirasak, Janya
1210 F
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
531 7113 SGT LONE WOLF - Whiteway, Alan 966 M
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F
515 293 TAMPAX - Flanagan, Tony 633 M
503 8103 BELL END - Pidtharapa, Tim 1066 F

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.


 
Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
Pattaya Mail links open on a new page\tab depending on your browser.
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John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall On this site
Dave "Dr.THRUSH; BHC" Chandler On this site
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

                    Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
Robert “SAMMY DAVIS JNR” Howard 18-Jan-2020 1135 6
Anders "PUSSY WHIPPED" Ekberg 31-Dec-19 1500 45
Hakan "PC PORN" Petersson 25-Aug-19 1836 12
Bill "TUMBLING BILL" Panton 22-Jun-19 57 1
Hans "SQUARE HEAD" Haugsjordet 11-Jun-19 148 63
Terje "OSLO FUCKIN' ERE'' Eriksen 02-Mar-19 193 53
Dave "SHIT DOG" Mackie 27-Feb-19 464 14
Maik "GERMAN KUNT KISSER" Sshwagerus 10-Oct-18 1673 11
Paul "KOJAK" Nugnes 27-Sep-18 348 25
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall 31-Jul-18 16 134
Louis "DOGGY STYLE" Verbruggen 26-Jul-18 1751 5
Allan "MISSING LINK" Minnis 05-Jan-18 484 189
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 203
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler 08-Aug-17 303 327
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 08-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.


About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.


Archives

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.


All Runs 2019
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

This page contains monthly tables listing all runs for the year. Provides a convenient place to review the year's activities and has links to all run reports and A-Site location maps. The tables also show the number of hashers attending the run.

Download links are provided for all printed Hash Sheets. If you are a hare, click on any location link and you can page through all A-Site maps for the year. Very convenient if you are trying to remember a site from the past for your future run.

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2019
December 30 - PH3 Run 1869
The New Years Run
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head,Ging Gang Goolies
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
December 23 - PH3 Run 1868
The Christmas Run
Odd-Job, Liberace, Scar w/2T's
100 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
December 16 - PH3 Run 1867
Del Boy, Beetroot Head
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 9 - PH3 Run 1866
The Belgian Run
VV, Kiss My Toot, Street Cleaner, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Stephane, Francis
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - Hua Khun Chit lakeside
December 2 - PH3 Run 1865
Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Jungle Mother
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
November 2019
November 25 - PH3 Run 1864
VV 20 Years and More Run & Sausage BBQ
VV, Two Time, Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Tomboy, Ewok, Miss Chivas, Olive Oil, Scoobie Doo
129 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
November 18 - PH3 Run 1863
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Unstable Load
79 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
November 11 - PH3 Run 1862
The Slovenian Run
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Singing Granny, Sausage Head, Car Licker
77 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
November 4 - PH3 Run 1861
Steptoe, Turd Burglar
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - near the rifle range
October 2019
October 28 - PH3 Run 1860
The Halloween Run
Hard On, Sausage Head, She's the Boss, Dog Licks Its Dick, Happy Survivor
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - just after new flyover
October 21 - PH3 Run 1859
The Oktoberfest Run
VV, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Paprika Smiley, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Billion Sucker
105 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 14 - PH3 Run 1858
Battle of Hastings Run
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Arse van Hole, Sour Kraut Bone Collector
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - Thetsahan Soi 12 - 2.6 km from Sukhumvit
October 7 - PH3 Run 1857
Arse Bandit, Atomic Muff Diver, Madam Sin
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
September 2019
September 30 - PH3 Run 1856
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Telly Tubby, Brass Monkey
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
September 23 - PH3 Run 1855
VV Sausage BBQ Run
Del Boy, VV and Two Time
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 16 - PH3 Run 1854
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
September 9 - PH3 Run 1853
Princess Bum Boy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
September 2 - PH3 Run 1852
The Veterans Run
The Wizard, Sauce for the Goose
61 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
August 2019
August 26 - PH3 Run 1851
VV Sausage BBQ Run
VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
68 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
August 19 - PH3 Run 1850
Antique's 75th Birthday Run
Antique, Barnacle Bollox, Lord Chicken Fucker
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 6.9 km E of Sukhumvit - slip road at new flyover
August 12 - PH3 Run 1849
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Chip Chip
52 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
August 5 - PH3 Run 1848
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
July 2019
July 29 - PH3 Run 1847
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor and Sausage Head
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
July 22 - PH3 Run 1846
The Aussie Run
The Aussie Crew and Thai friends
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 15 - PH3 Run 1845
Belgian National Day Run
VV, Mayo Queen, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Arse van Hole, Unstable Load
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
July 8 - PH3 Run 1844
Seal Sucker and Beverley Hills Pink Cock
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
July 1 - PH3 Run 1843
American Independence Day Run
Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2019
June 24 - PH3 Run 1842
The German Run
Beverley Hills Pink Cock, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Ging Gang Goolies, Sausage Head, Baht Bus Gestapo
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
June 17 - PH3 Run 1841
Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
June 10 - PH3 Run 1840
Arse Bandit, Del Boy and Atomic Muff Diver
75 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
June 3 - PH3 Run 1839
The Betty Boop Run
Lost Cause, Two Time, Duchess Tadpole, Telly Tubby, Miss Use Me, Hoi Wan, VV, Golden Rivet
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - 3.5 km N along Soi 9
May 2019
May 27 - PH3 Run 1838
She's the Boss and Happy Survivor
57 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
May 20 - PH3 Run 1837
Scotch on the Rocks Run
Dirt Looney, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Andy Whorehole
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 250m N of Soi Phoenix CC
May 13 - PH3 Run 1836
VV Sausage BBQ Run
VV, Mayo Queen, Two Time
47 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
May 6 - PH3 Run 1835
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
April 2019
April 29 - PH3 Run 1834
VV Sausage BBQ Run
VV, Parisian Titi, Two Time and Chip Chip
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
April 22 - PH3 Run 1833
St. George's Day Run
Lord Chicken Fucker, Tampax, Turd Burglar and Pole Fucker
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
April 15 - PH3 Run 1832
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess. Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Arse Van Hole
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Bang Sare - Unstable Load's House
April 8 - PH3 Run 1831
Beetroot Head, Arse Bandit, She's the Boss and Hurts Her Vagina
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
April 1 - PH3 Run 1830
Bum Run Number 3
Princess Bum Boy and Jungle Princess
89 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
March 2019
March 25 - PH3 Run 1829
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Smokey's Nanny and Arse van Hole
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 5.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
March 18 - PH3 Run 1828
VV and AVH Birthday with Sausage BBQ
VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
95 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
March 11 - PH3 Run 1827
St. Paddy's Day Run
Kee Mah, Redcoat and Wank-King's Wanker
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan Sanwararam – 8.1 km E of Sukhumvit
March 4 - PH3 Run 1826
Golden Rivet, Cannonball, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
February 2019
February 25 - PH3 Run 1825
Tampax and Love Boat
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
February 18 - PH3 Run 1824
Le French Connection Run
VV, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Street Cleaner
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
February 11 - PH3 Run 1823
Valentines Day Run
Scar W2TS, Bell Star, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
February 4 - PH3 Run 1822
Beetroot Head, Paprika Smiley and Arse Bandit
96 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
January 2019
January 28 - PH3 Run 1821
Annual General Piss Up Run
The Wizard, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
117 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 21 - PH3 Run 1820
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road – 1 km from Sukhumvit and 4 km NE
January 14 - PH3 Run 1819
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
109 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
January 7 - PH3 Run 1818
PH3 35th Anniversary Run
VV, Scar W/2T's, Phantom and No More Cum
193 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC


About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.


Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 11,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.


For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sperm Polluter
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 084 357 9005


PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Wednesday, January 8th 2020

Attendence:  The Wizard, Liberace, Wank-King's Wanker, VV, No More Cum, Scar, Sour Kraut BC, French Kiss, Flatulence, Unstable Load, Arse Von Hole, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Dirt Looney, Pole Fucker, CIA, Ball Ringer, Tommy Two Lips, Sperm Polluter

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   nil
  • Previous Minutes:   Read and approved. No matters arising.
  • Bookie Report:   Liberace reported a small loss for the month but further informed us that we made a profit of approximately 30,000 b over the year. Income from Rags and Raffle exceeded last year and the average number of sign ups was 3 more than last year. We hope to have the full report for the year 2019 at the next meeting.
  • Webmaster Report:   No progress on the website development or the database due to pressure of end of year work.
  • Brew Master Report:   VV told us that the banners that are displayed on the side of the truck need replacing, he will see to this. There was a brief discussion on the role of the beer police.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   Sperm Polluter advised that there was only one open spot on the hareline, 2nd March, everything else is on good order. Liberace asked the Hare Raiser to remind hares of the need for proper signs and also to make sure that A sites are accessible by family cars. This will be mentioned in the circle.
  • Rags Report:   SKBC reported that stock was running low.; VV suggested that shirts for special runs should be available by pre order but sold on at a small profit to benefit Rags. This was accepted and will be tested at the next opportunity.; A discussion ensued about operating changes to our primary shirt supplier. The Wizard said he would visit the shop and report back.
  • On-on Bars Report:   Attendance are good and there were no problems to report.
  • Special Runs:
    • AGPU 26th Jan - GM required for the day as TW will be a hare, NMC and Scar both volunteered. Extra down downs are usually required for this run.' Valentine’s Day Run - SP will organise the traditional giving of Roses to all Ladies. SP is also a hare that day and will be sponsoring food (it’s his birthday and Anniversary)
    • Joint GMs run, 9th March - No special requirements other than a GM for the day. Scar will ensure the invitation to attend is delivered to Prof Pinky (PDRHHH).
  • Other Business:
    • The Wizard - Beer Police: It was acknowledged that the beer police were handling a sensitive situation very well, feedback was that hashers understood the role of the beer police and were cooperating with them. It was agreed by vote that with immediate effect that ‘one for the road’ could be taken without it being opened. Any abuse of this situation will see a reversal in this policy.
    • The Wizard - Beach Social. Consideration for a date for this event to be given over the coming weeks, a decision to be made at the next meeting.
    • The Wizard - Khao Mai Kaeo clean up, 18 Jan. Karamba has very kindly offered to cover 50% of the cost of this event up to the tune of 3,000b. Water, soft drinks, fruit and crisps will be provided at the end of the event for participants. Transport and all appropriate equipment will also be provided. A banner will be produced to advertise what we are doing. TW will take names of those who wish to participate and will announce full details in the next 48 hrs.
    • The Wizard - The MM Committee 2020. Flatulence was invited to join the committee as he now undertakes sign ups and on site records. He accepted and was unanimously voted in. TW had sent a proposal regarding the 2020 committee to current committee members prior to the meeting. There was a lengthy discussion centred around vital roles within the club that did not come with a position on the committee. Many of these roles are undertaken by present committee members. Agreement was made and the new committee unanimously voted in for 2020 (Please see appropriate webpage for full details).
    • SKBC said that he will puts rags away at 6pm on Run days, members to be made aware in the circle.
    • Ball ringer requested that 12 October on the hare line be reserved for a Harriettes Bash as several of the female members have birthdays at this time. Agreed.
    • Dirt Looney enquired as to whether he could be of more help to the webmaster. This led to a discussion about access to the website and database should WKW be incapacitated at some time. WKW will ensure that a hard handover would be possible if ever required. WKW will liaise with DL to extend the work he can do to assist. Pole Fucker also volunteered his services if required.
    • Little Tommy 2 Lips stated that he thought the current rags were limited and boring. Noted.
    • VV requested to rent the beer truck for upcoming Swamp and Monkey Runs, agreed under the normal conditions.
    • UL asked whether there was anywhere on the website to view how many times a member had hared
    • this information is not currently accessible but WKW can provide the information when required.
    • DL reported that through the collection of coins at our hashes over the last 6 months, a sum of 9,352 baht was handed over to Nicky’s towards their Take Care Kids charity. DL was thanked for his continuing efforts in this matter.
    • TW thanked everyone for their attendance and contributions.
  • New Business:
    • No New Business

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.


About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.