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Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of June. March 27, June 3 (Betty Boop Run) and June 10 are still open..

The July hareline will be opened on the first run in May. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, May 8th, 2019 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The March Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Countdown

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So far 26 hashers have qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 38 hashers are within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers have completed at least 26 runs since the last Vets Run.

This year's Veterans' Run will be Run 1852 on September 2nd. There are 20 more runs left to qualify. This year's Vets Run itself is counted as a qualifying run.


Website Construction Report

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This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.


Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1833
St. George's Day Run
Monday, April 22nd 2019

st-georgeHares:  
Lord Chicken Fucker, Tampax, Turd Burglar and Pole Fucker
Celebrate St George's Day with the PH3. Traditional English Chip Butties and alcoholic fruit punch provided by the hares.
Location:  
Highway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
GPS:   12°58'20.84"N   101° 3'8.92"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1833 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)


From Pattaya Klang, head North and take the flyover to Hwy 7. After about 9 km, exit Hwy 7 at Hwy 36 towards Rayong. Keep left on the entry ramp and do not join Hwy 36 but after 1.2 km turn left onto the 3240 heading towards Khao Mai Kaew. Continue on the 3240 for 6.7 km to the lights at Hwy 331 and turn left. Proceed 2.4 km then turn left (HHH) onto a narrow dirt road. Follow for 440 meters and turn left (HHH) onto another dirt road then continue a further 120 meters before taking the left fork (HHH) to the A-site.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.


Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1832
Monday, April 15th 2019

Hares:
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess. Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Arse Van Hole
Map to Run 1832 A-Site
Scribe:   Alice
Hash Flash:   Tampax and Hard On
Runners:   74
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°45'9.59"N   100°53'45.56"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileBeach - Bang Sare - Unstable Load's House
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Unstable Load, Ninja Princess. Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Arse Van Hole
Scribe:   Alice
Hash Flash:   Tampax and Hard On
Runners:   74
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°45'9.59"N   100°53'45.56"E
Map to Run 1832 A-Site
Beach - Bang Sare - Unstable Load's House
Download Google Earth .kmz file

79 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Alice


Life's a Beach

The moral fiber of the average hasher was demonstrated by ARSE BANDIT as he went from runner to walker to Beer Hunter in the space of a beer with the Manchester visitors.

PH3 healthy finances (and LOVE BOAT's no expense spared Eurowide vacation) were explained as she handed me 5 raffle tix for my proffered 100 baht. A-ha!

The run set by UNSTABLE LOAD, his henchgirls and two other Belgues was flat and featured more asphalt than an edition of Top Gear, more dogs than the average Swansea nightclub and a bloody motorbike accident on Bang Saray beach road.

I nearly saw the beach at one point but thankfully DIRT LOONEY kept us in the shade and heading the right way with some surprisingly intelligent hashing. 9.3 km later NINJA PRINCESS hosed us down for Songkran as we turned the last corner.

EXCREMENT praised the trail for being 90% wheelchair accessible and SCAR W/2T'S enjoyed a beer stop opp. by some beach I never saw. SEAL SUCKER splashed the hares and TAMPAX the raffle winners.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD damned the hares with faint praise and likened the Belgians to cockroaches - you find one and they’ll be half a dozen crawling around close by.

The effervescent MADAME SIN received her hash handle and VELCRO DICK was iced for paying waitresses 20 baht to kick EAH. Deal of the year I’d say.

KAPT KORRUPTION got the bucket in order to make him a better soldier and UK visitors Nigel and Sarah for their 15 year anniversary.

THE WIZARD down downed BEETROOT HEAD for his 55th birthday and clearing off to England. BRH’s gf will soon be giving birth and THE WIZARD thought it was fine form to be coming back for the birth, cashed up, especially as he wasn’t there for the conception.

NO MORE CUM, with his almost trendy hairdo, splashed the hares, STUPID KRAUT KUNT, the Beer Hunters and ARSE BANDIT. THE WIZARD had SKK for forgetting his Wanker of the Week spoon and GANGREEN serenaded him sweetly with some Siamese twin song.

I have it on good authority that DIRT LOONEY was shagging Siamese twins and the only way he could tell them apart was the brother had a moustache.

W-KW honoured the 5 hare heroes NINJA PRINCESS, QUIET PRINCESS, NOISY QUEEN. SCAR W/2T'S congratulated for 300 Runs. SCAR W/2T'S iced new grandad SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR and it was time for BARNACLE BOLLOX to sing about Lancashire lassies and ARSE BANDIT, BALL RINGER and some other old codger to lead the Hash Hymn.

Many thanks to the hares for the yummy Belgium pumpkin soup and our hosts for the chicken casserole soup in Nicky’s Bar at the OnOnOn.

On-On!  Alice


Show Run 1832 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 74

Hashers Present Last Week - 46

8 ALICE; 172 ANTIQUE; 81 ARSE BANDIT; 110 ARSE VAN HOLE; 310 ARSE-HOLEO; 693 BALL RINGER; 97 BEETROOT HEAD; 186 BURL IVES; 184 DIRT LOONEY; 599 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1484 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 36 FRENCH KISS; 726 G.I. JOE; 393 GANGREEN; 186 GOLDEN RIVET; 52 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 9 HARD ON; 3 KAPTAIN KORRUPTION; 440 LIBERACE; 1134 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 217 LOST CAUSE; 115 LOVE BOAT; 189 MISS USE ME; 259 NO MORE CUM; 114 PINK DOLPHIN; 199 PINKABOO; 68 POLE FUCKER; 159 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 296 REAR GUNNER; 9 SALON QUEEN; 282 SEAL SUCKER; 781 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 77 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 38 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 251 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 16 STUPID SOUR KRAUT; 501 TAMPAX; 122 TELLY TUBBY; 139 THE WIZARD; 233 TOM BOY; 240 TURD BURGLAR; 141 UNSTABLE LOAD; 427 VELCRO DICK; 908 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 429 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 87 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 15

2 Marcel Blok; 5 Siriruk Buathong; 5 Catherine Quirke; 4 Tonny Van der most; 81 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 190 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 57 CABBAGE PATCH; 77 HOI WAN; 8 MADAM SIN; 30 NINJA PRINCESS; 4 NOT LONG ENOUGH; 138 PHANTOM; 11 POT MY BROWN PIPE; 33 REAL OLD; 300 SCAR W/2TS;

Visitors - 8

6 CHORIZO - Berlin H3, Germany
2 Niko Krhlakar - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
25 NOISY QUEEN - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
23 SILENT PRINCESS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 LE PIMP - Unknown Hash
1 SPITTING IMAGE - Unknown Hash
1 Rachel Nelson - Yangon Hash, Burma
1 COMATOSE - Yangon Hash, Burma

Virgins - 5

Sarah Baxter; Nigel Baxter; William Callaghan; Keith Callaghan; Nicholas Unknown;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 4

NINJA PRINCESS was awarded a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
NOISY QUEEN was awarded a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
SILENT PRINCESS was awarded a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
SCAR W/2TS was congratulated for 300 PH3 Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 1

Thongsin Sin was give the New Hash Name MADAM SIN.

Saints and Sinners - 1

STUPID KRAUT KUNT - Wanker of the Week - for a second week in a row.

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday BEETROOT HEAD - 15 April.


Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1427 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1084 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
910 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
843 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
797 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
773 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
752 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
751 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
729 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
722 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
662 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
634 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
578 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
542 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.


Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
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Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 203
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 08-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.


About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.


Archives

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.


All Runs 2018
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2018
December 31 - PH3 Run 1817
Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
December 24 - PH3 Run 1816
Odd-Job, Liberace and Vee Go
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 500m from Hwy 36
December 17 - PH3 Run 1815
The Belgian Mob
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
December 10 - PH3 Run 1814
Dreggs, Arse Bandit and Speedo Pete
106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 3 - PH3 Run 1813
Unstable Load and Smokey Trucky Fucky
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
November 2018
November 26 - PH3 Run 1812
VV, Two Time and Street Cleaner
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32
November 19 - PH3 Run 1811
The Loy Krathong Run
Duchess Tadpole, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Pocket Socket, Telly Tubby, Bell End and Hoi Wan
87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
November 12 - PH3 Run 1810
Return of the Magnificent Seven
Ball Ringer, Mental Disorder, Antique, Cherry Blossom and Ben 10
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 – Asian University
November 5 - PH3 Run 1809
Guy Fawkes Day Run
SFW, Phantom, Tampax and Lord Chicken Fucker
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack
October 2018
October 29 - PH3 Run 1808
The Halloween Run
KAM, Teeny Weeny, General Kidney Wiper and Dog Licks Its Dick
98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
October 22 - PH3 Run 1807
The Oktoberfest Run
Stupid Kraut Kunt, VV, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Katoy Magnet and Ferry Queen
87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 15 - PH3 Run 1806
Unstable Load, Noisy Queen, Ninja Princess and Silent Princess
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
October 8 - PH3 Run1804
Bum Run Number 2
Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 1.4 km along road to Polo Club
October 1 - PH3 Run 1804
Cannonball, Jack Wow, Golden Rivet and Lost Cause
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32
September 2018
September 24 - PH3 Run 1803
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore, Mayo Queen and Whore in the Window
49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 4.4 km from Soi Huay Yai
September 17 - PH3 Run 1802
VV Sausage BBQ Run
VV, Two Time and Sour Kraut Bone Collector
63 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 10 - PH3 Run 1801
Dreggs, Seal Sucker and General Kidney Wiper
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack
September 3 - PH3 Run 1800
The Veterans' Run
General Kidney Wiper, Sir Spaghetti Head and Mrs Head
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
August 2018
August 27 - PH3 Run 1799
Unstable Load, Chicken Dundee and Ninja Princess
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
August 20 - PH3 Run 1798
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore and Mayo Queen
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 1.7 km past the Polo Club
August 13 - PH3 Run 1797
View Point A-Site with Sausage BBQ
VV, Zenergy, Two Time and Lipovitamin
65 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
August 6 - PH3 Run 1796
The Wizard and Bob Snot Here
55 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 2.4 km S of Chinese Village
July 2018
July 30 - PH3 Run 1795
SFW and Lady Flipper Anniversary Run
Sir Free Willy and Lady Flipper
49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Na Jomtien Soi 8
July 23 - PH3 Run 1794
The Aussie Run
Lone Wolf, K.A.M., Captain Kangaroo, Piss Poorer, Phantom, Scarlet Pimpernel, Rubber Dick, Slug, No Knickers and Baby No Knickers
73 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 16 - PH3 Run 1793
Belgian National Day Run
VV, Rat von Kiel, Mayo Queen, Chicken Dundee and Two Time
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from Bira Racetrack
July 9 - PH3 Run 1792
Snap, Crackle and Pop Run
VV, Two Time, Colonel Cornhole, Snap, Crackle and Pop
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
July 2 - PH3 Run 1791
American Independence Day Run
Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, GI Joe, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2018
June 25 - PH3 Run 1790
Mad Hatter's Run
Arse Bandit and Andy Whorehole
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
June 18 - PH3 Run 1789
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV and Two Time
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
June 11 - PH3 Run 1788
Linear Accelerator and Cannonball
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
June 4 - PH3 Run 1787
The Betty Boop Run
Mrs Head and Black Hole
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - 5 km S - 800m along Soi Thetsaban 26
May 2018
May 28 - PH3 Run 1786
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV, Mayo Queen and Rat von Kiel
60 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
May 21 - PH3 Run 1785
Scotch on the Rocks
General Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC Road
May 14 - PH3 Run 1784
Not 'The Norwegian Run' Run
Princess Bum Boy, Peler, Sir Arse-a-Holic and Pink Dolphin
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
May 7 - PH3 Run 1783
Crapper and Pocket Socket
76 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
April 2018
April 30 - PH3 Run 1782
The Grand Masters' Run
Mental Disorder, Sperm Polluter, Absolutely Fucking Clueless, Pinky, Menstrual Disorder and Casper
85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
April 23 - PH3 Run 1781
St. George's Day Run
SFW, Lady Flipper, Phantom and Tampax
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 – 3 km South of Phoenix Rd
April 16 - PH3 Run 1780
Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Unstable Load
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
April 9 - PH3 Run 1779
VV Sausage BBQ
VV, Beverley Hills Pink Cock and Zenergy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Huai Yai - 11.3 km from Sukhumvit
April 2 - PH3 Run 1778
Liberace and Odd-Job
85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 2 km from Hwy 3240
March 2018
March 26 - PH3 Run 1777
Burl Ives, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause and Miss Use Me
93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
March 19 - PH3 Run 1776
The Birthday Hares BBQ Run
VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from Bira Racetrck
March 12 - PH3 Run 1775
St. Paddy's Day Run
Kee Mah, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder and Wank-King's Wanker
84 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong - South shore
March 5 - PH3 Run 1774
Unstable Load, Chicken Dundee, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 500m N of Soi Huai Yai
February 2018
February 26 - PH3 Run 1773
Tampax and Love Boat
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
February 19 - PH3 Run 1772
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fuckey, Arse van Hole and Chicken Dundee
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - East shore Huai Tu 2
February 12 - PH3 Run 1771
Valentines Day Run
Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Scar W/2T's and Bell Star
98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
February 5 - PH3 Run 1770
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
January 2018
January 29 - PH3 Run 1769
Annual General Piss-up Run
Mental Disorder and The Wizard
106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 22 - PH3 Run 1768
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 8.2 km from Sukhumvit - N side
January 15 - PH3 Run 1767
Tampax and Pole Fucker
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Asian U. & 2.5 km E
January 8 - PH3 Run 1766
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV, No More Cum and Two Time
113 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 2 km E of Siam CC Roundabout
January 1 - PH3 Run 1765
The New Year's Run
Tampax and Love Boat
118 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 3 km N of 36

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About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.


Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 11,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.


For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sir Free Willy
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 086 078 5681


PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Wednesday, March 6th 2019

Attendence:  Ball Ringer, Emperor Airhead, French Kiss, Jack Wow, Liberace, No More Cum, Scar W/2T's, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, The Wizard, VV, Wank-King's Wanker, Unstable Load

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   Menstrual Disorder, Mental Disorder
  • Previous Minutes:   Read and agreed as true. No matters arising
  • Bookie Report:   Liberace provided us with a report for the year 2018 which ended with a net profit of just under 11,000 baht. Sign ups for the year were slightly down on 2017 as was income from Rags and Raffle, however costs in these two areas were also reduced. Everyone agreed that 2018 had been a successful year for PH3. Subsequently Liberace gave us the monthly report for February, which showed a very healthy profit significantly boosted by a marked increase in raffle ticket sales. Average beer consumption was slightly up for the month, this has been attributed to a couple of circles which lasted a little longer than normal. All in all, a very encouraging month.
  • Webmaster Report:   Wank-King's Wanker had little to report, the website is up to date and running well, the work on upgrading the database will be resumed next month.
  • Brew Master Report:   VV reported that a new base for the truck had been acquired and that the tax was due before the end of this month. Also there was some minor cosmetic damage to the truck which occurred when it was in use by PDRH3. Repairs will be taken care of by VV. Liberace enquired whether or not any major service was upcoming; VV reported that everything was running well and nothing was planned for the near future.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   In the absence of the Hare Raiser, WKW gave an update. The May hare line is full already so there are no vacancies for hares at this time. It was mentioned that May hare line was actually full before it was officially opened by the GM at the last run; whilst we appreciate the efforts of the Hare Raiser this is a situation we would seek to avoid in future.
  • Rags Report:   Sales over the last 4 weeks have been overseen by Emperor Airhead and have been at a very encouraging level, we thank him for stepping up to the role at short notice.
    However we now have 2 volunteers to take over Rags on a full time basis, Sour Kraut Bone Collector and French Kiss who will take over in a few weeks when they have purchased a vehicle. EA will take them under his wing and guide them until such time as they are fully prepared to go it alone.
    Unstable Load has been doing awards under the tutelage of Sir Free Willy for the last 4 weeks and is now ready to look after them on his own. A discussion led by The Wizard resulted in the following changes to awards, voted for unanimously by the committee present.
    • Recipients will have a choice of an embroidered base ball cap, an embroidered polo shirt or a nylon shirt in the style of the traditional survivor shirt.
    • Plain white t shirts that have been stored at House screen printers will be collected and as long as they last will be made available for embroidery for award shirts.
    • Due to the high prices charged at House Screen our relationship with them is over. The Wizard has found a supplier who can provide baseball caps at half the price we currently pay (600 baht) and embroidered polo shirts for 260 baht less than we are being charged now. Nylon shirts will be provided for approx 250 baht.
    • Members that wish to have a personalised or individual shirt may do so, but it will not be the responsibility of the club or the awards man to organise or design these items. The club will contribute up to 400 baht for any such items.
    As Unstable Load has assumed full responsibility for awards as from the time of the meeting he was duly voted on to the committee, with thanks from all for undertaking this role.
  • On-on Bars Report:   No issues were reported, all parties are happy with current arrangements.
  • Special Runs:
    • Due to a change in circumstances the Hares will not be able to sponsor the forthcoming St Paddy's Day Run, but it was hinted that there may be Irish Whiskey available on the day!
    • Arrangements for the Beach Social were finalised
    • 2-6pm at Soi 10 Jomtien, Baht buses will be laid on, departing the Buffalo Bar at 1.30 pm. VV has kindly agreed to drive the beer truck and do the BBQ.
  • Other Business:
    • TW noted that Burl Ives had returned to the hash but has expressed a desire not to be engaged with the circle.
    • TW also reported that General Kidney Wiper is about to leave Pattaya and the committee agreed to invite GKW to the next run as our guest for the day, in recognition of his long term association with the club and the many years he has served in many roles on the committee.
    • Liberace made an enquiry about procuring coolers and towels for rags, this will be taken care of in due course.
    • Liberace also reminded everyone that when spending any money on behalf of the club they have an absolute responsibility to obtain genuine and original receipts, it is not acceptable for members to write out their own receipts in lieu of an original. Monies may not be reimbursed if a proper receipt is not provided.
    • Liberace also led a brief discussion on 'christenings' in the circle based on the length of a recently given name.
    • Ballringer expressed concerns over PH3 and PJH3 a sites sometimes being in close proximity. He was advised that the PJH3 have a computer program that recognises this situation and automatically generates a warning email. This allowed a potential conflict of A sites last weekend to be resolved with the minimum of fuss.
    • Scar delivered thanks from Whoreator upon receipt of some goodies from the 35th Anniversary run.
    • The PDRH3 are donating a gazebo to us that they bought and used only once. We appreciate this kind gesture from fellow hashers.
  • New Business:
    • No New Business

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.


About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.