Welcome


Getting Around the Website

The sticky menu at the top ( upper right green hamburger for mobile ) links to sections on this page.

Clicking on any menu item auto-scrolls to that section of this page. No page reloading, quick and easy. The Home Page sections have the most viewed information on that topic and has links for other related pages. 

Each section sidebar has the links related to that section. For example, the Receding Hareline is linked in Upcoming Runs. You\'re never more than one or two clicks from anywhere on the site.

Every page on the site has the menu you see at the top. It is always the same menu and always links back to this, the Home Page or the selected section of this page.

For pages deeper in the site use the section links menus that appear in the sidebars on that page or the sections on this page. Mobile link menus appear at the bottom of the page or section.

Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

rabbit1-120.png

The Receding Hareline is open to the end of October. October 1. 8 and 15 are still available..

The November hareline will be opened on the first run in September. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

cheetah-120.png

The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, August 8th, 2018 at 4:00PM at Jameson's Irish Pub. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The July Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Countdown

angry-scot-120.png

So far 54 hashers have qualified to run free on the 2018 Veterans' Run. Another 28 hashers are within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers have completed at least 26 runs since the last Vets Run.

This years Veterans Run will be Run 1800 on September 3rd. There are 3 more runs left to qualify. This year's Vets run itself is counted as a qualifying run.


Website Construction Report

fat-man-120.png

Well, it's taken a while hasn't it. We have installed the next step upgrade to the new PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is substantially changed 'under-the-hood'.

All data has been converted to the new format, what a bastard of a job, and automation is essentially complete but non-optimized form. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some of the missing features have reappeared such as Runs for Year tables and print options for upcoming runs and hashsheets. And the thumbnails are back. The site is becoming cleaner and more intuitive.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily . You should see restored or added features fortnightly or monthly from now. 

Thank you for your patience and understanding. On-on Wank-King's Wanker.


Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1798
Monday, August 20th 2018

rabbit1-120.pngHares:  
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore and Mayo Queen
Location:  
Soi Polo 1 - 1.7 km past the Polo Club
GPS:   12°52'50.10"N   101°0'8.62"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1798 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (for those with own transport)


From Soi Thep Prasit drive South on Sukhumvit 6 km to Soi Wat Huay Yai and turn left. Continue for 7.1 km to Soi Polo 1 and turn left (HHH). Follow Soi Polo 1 3.3 km and turn right (HHH). Proceed along the macadam road passing the Polo Club (HHH). Continue for 1.7 km and the A-Site will be visible.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.


Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1797
View Point A-Site with Sausage BBQ
Monday, August 13th 2018

Hares:
VV, Zenergy, Two Time and Lipovitamin
Map to Run 1797 A-Site
Scribe:   Velcro Dick
Hash Flash:   The Wizard
Runners:   65
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler
GPS:   12°56'28.42"N   101° 0'54.67"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
happy-sausage-120.pngHares:
VV, Zenergy, Two Time and Lipovitamin
Scribe:   Velcro Dick
Hash Flash:   The Wizard
Runners:   65
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler
GPS:   12°56'28.42"N   101° 0'54.67"E
Map to Run 1797 A-Site
Highway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
Download Google Earth .kmz file

77 Run Photos This Week

77 Thumbnails for Run    (clickme)

Scribe Report by Velcro Dick   (clickme)


Monday once more and off for the run. This time on a new A-site with limited parking space. While we were waiting for all to be signed up the sneaky GM comes up and says, "You are the scribe today." Well, what can you do? I liked it better when circle was asked, "Any voluntary scribe?".

New shoes was dealt with, a virgin and a so-called "US Marine". More on that later. Hares called in to the circle to explain the run, and off we went straight into some shiggy jungle, and that was good bye for the self proclaimed US Marine. To many flies, dangerous, too hot..., etc. So back to town he went.

When we got back to the A-site, VV was selling his barbecue hot dogs and everyone was relaxing and waiting for the slow front runners to arrive back to the A-site. I was approached by the Beer Hunters that complained that the front runners were too slow.

Finally, GM called the circle and first to be called to the ice which were BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK and DEL BOY for being too slow. Hares next to grace the ice. Vote was good to superb run even though we were missing some normal water traps on VV’s runs.

FREE WILLY was handed over the circle for Raffle time. A lot of different prices were won.

GM took back the circle and wanted all knee-operated on ice VV, ZENERGY, RAT VON KIEL, BALL RINGER, and SHIT ON MY SHIRT.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD was given circle and iced the hares. Hares had to bribe the owner of land that showed up but not sure if they got the correct one. EMPEROR was very happy with A-site as it was flat and without any holes. EMPEROR telling us a story of former girlfriend got knocked up by the motorcycle guy. Lucky you that you didn’t get the blame .

Naming friend of DIRTY HARRY he was a 59 years old railway worker. DIRTY HARRY told that he was a katoey chaser. Final name given by the circle KATOY EXPRESS.

Circle back to GM who put KATOY EXPRESS and DIRTY HARRY in the bucket. TWO TIME, LIPOVITAMIN, WHO CUT THE CHEESE and SADISTIC BASTARD on ice to find out if good friends or not. Not.

Circle to WANK-KING'S WANKER who called in RAT VON KIEL 100 runs, DIRT LOONEY 150 runs and TWO TIME 250 runs. Next up was VELCRO DICK, in twice for 400 runs and then the run shirt. LIPOVITAMIN called in for 5 hares.

GM handed back circle and iced SADISTIC BASTARD and WHO CUT THE CHEESE into the bucket for talking. GING GANG GOOLIES on ice had birthday last week 69 years old, Got Hashy Birthday song.

Circle handed over to THE WIZARD and he iced the GM. Okinawa boys were the subject especially John, the US Marine. All Americans on ice for being loosers. Was the GM being lied to?

Next SEAL SUCKER and BOB-A-GOB for 'Wanker Of The Week' Award with SS holding the award for three weeks in a row. Bob-A-Gob returned to Thailand in Business Class but his 14 year-old daughter had to fly on Economy. BOB-A-GOB got the 'Wanker Of The Week' Award.

Circle handed back to GM who iced ZENERGY with horny LIPOVITAMIN sitting on his lap. GM said they were snuggling and cuddling beside the Beer Truck, no time to wait until home. GM was not sure if she was searching for wallet or private parts!

Next calling in the Hares to sing us a song. RAT VON KIEL was performing the Hares Song while the Hares occupied the ice. Also the two Katoey Chasers, DIRTY HARRY and KATOY EXPRESS in the bucket as it was a ladyboy song.

Virgin Jenny from Korat grade 6, 13 years old sponsored by HARRY’S PINK CAMEL who is her mother.

Final Hash Hymn song by BEN 10 who picked three guys to help. Then it were off to Blue Heeler for more beers and good food.

On-On!  Velcro Dick


Run Stats Report Showing PH3 Runs    (clickme)

Total Runners This Week - 65

Hashers Present Last Week - 38

4 Daniel Munch; 4 Evelyn Munch; 661 BALL RINGER; 442 BELL END; 180 BEN 10; 237 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 52 BOB SNOT HERE; 160 BURL IVES; 150 DIRT LOONEY; 1455 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 693 G.I. JOE; 359 GANGREEN; 828 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 155 GOLDEN RIVET; 3 HARD ON; 758 LADY FLIPPER; 407 LIBERACE; 186 LOST CAUSE; 97 MASTER CHEF; 87 MAYO QUEEN; 228 MENTAL DISORDER; 159 MISS USE ME; 248 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 89 PINK DOLPHIN; 136 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 100 RAT VON KIEL; 270 SEAL SUCKER; 97 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 753 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 780 SIR FREE WILLY; 785 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 21 SPEEDO PETE; 494 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 104 THE WIZARD; 250 TWO TIME; 400 VELCRO DICK; 874 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 395 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 22

4 Mint Becu; 11 Kannita Benz; 2 William Malthe; 48 BOB-A-GOB; 134 CAMEL HUMPER; 161 CRAPPER; 127 DEL BOY; 124 DESERT SCORPION; 111 DIRTY HARRY; 48 DREGS; 570 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 39 GING GANG GOOLIES; 78 HARBOR WHORE; 12 HARRY'S PINK CAMEL; 13 JUNGLE MOTHER; 4 KATOY EXPRESS; 15 LIPOVITAMIN; 15 MISS SUDOKU; 112 POCKET SOCKET; 466 TAMPAX; 21 WHO CUT THE CHEESE; 32 ZENERGY;

Visitors - 4

20 AXEL GREASE - Cebu City H3, Philippines
1 Jon Perlman - Seoul Hash, Korea
1 Ixa Boocharden - Unknown Hash
1 Linn Malthe - Unknown Hash

Virgins - 1

Jenny Khampanao;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 6

LIPOVITAMIN was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
VELCRO DICK was congratulated for his 400th Run,
VELCRO DICK was awarded his 400th Run T-Shirt.
TWO TIME was congratulated for her 250th Run.
DIRT LOONEY was congratulated for his 150th Run.
RAT VON KIEL was congratulated for his 100th Run.

Hash Name Events - 1

Patrick Becu was given the New Hash Name KATOY EXPRESS.

Saints and Sinners - 1

BOB-A-GOB - Wanker of the Week

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday GING GANG GOOLIES - 13 August


Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals


In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates.

Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


Updated monthly, current to Run 1764.
Names appearing BOLD are changes from last month.
New to list - none this month.
[printfriendly]

28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1427 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1084 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
910 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
843 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
797 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
773 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
752 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
751 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
729 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
722 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
662 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
634 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
578 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
542 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

Please advise webmaster of any errors in this table.


About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currenty updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables are quite large.


General Info

PH3 General Info Section


The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

BLAH BLAH Rules for hares and anythng doesn't fit elsewhere.


TOP SPACE

This is the General Info Section of the Home Page
it will contain links to onon bars, local hashes, The FAQ pages (rewritten), Hash Songs,
Shirt Designs, Rules for hares and anythng doesn't fit elsewhere

END OF TOP SPACE

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

From here you can access the pages in the link box below. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

TODO LIST

For now a simple landing page with the same links as the box below

Future - open the links below in the General Info TOP SPACE or a second space in this section.


About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display SOMETHING page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.


Archives

PH3 Archives Section


The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" from the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.


All Runs 2018
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

This page contains monthly tables listing all runs for the year. Provides a convenient place to review the year's activities and has links to all run reports and A-Site location maps. The tables also show the number of hashers attending the run.

Download links are provided for all printed Hash Sheets. If you are a hare, click on any location link and you can page through all A-Site maps for the year. Very convenient if you are trying to remember a site from the past for your future run.

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

August 2018
Aug 13 - Run 1797 - View Point A-Site with Sausage BBQ65 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station RoadVV, Zenergy, Two Time and Lipovitamin
Aug 6 - Run 179655 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Phoenix CC Road - 2.4 km S of Chinese VillageThe Wizard and Bob Snot Here
July 2018
Jul 30 - Run 1795 - SFW and Lady Flipper Anniversary Run49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Beach - Na Jomtien Soi 8Sir Free Willy and Lady Flipper
Jul 23 - Run 1794 - The Aussie Run73 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie SiteLone Wolf, K.A.M., Captain Kangaroo, Piss Poorer, Phantom, Scarlet Pimpernel, Rubber Dick, Slug, No Knickers and Baby No Knickers
Jul 16 - Run 1793 - Belgian National Day Run82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - across from Bira RacetrackVV, Rat von Kiel, Mayo Queen, Chicken Dundee and Two Time
Jul 9 - Run 1792 - Snap, Crackle and Pop Run62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak NokVV, Two Time, Colonel Cornhole, Snap, Crackle and Pop
Jul 2 - Run 1791 - American Independence Day Run74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shoreEmperor Airhead, Sir Spag, GI Joe, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
June 2018
Jun 25 - Run 1790 - Mad Hatter's Run70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Siam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet StadiumArse Bandit and Andy Whorehole
Jun 18 - Run 1789 - VV Sausage Barbecue Run66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai YaiVV and Two Time
Jun 11 - Run 178866 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Paradise Villa - Monastery HillLinear Accelerator and Cannonball
Jun 4 - Run 1787 - The Betty Boop Run70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Nong Nut Gardens - 5 km S - 800m along Soi Thetsaban 26Mrs Head and Black Hole
May 2018
May 28 - Run 1786 - VV Sausage Barbecue Run60 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham RoadVV, Mayo Queen and Rat von Kiel
May 21 - Run 1785 - Scotch on the Rocks72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC RoadGeneral Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
May 14 - Run 1784 - Not 'The Norwegian Run' Run66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causewayPrincess Bum Boy, Peler, Sir Arse-a-Holic and Pink Dolphin
May 7 - Run 178376 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240Crapper and Pocket Socket
April 2018
Apr 30 - Run 1782 - The Grand Masters' Run85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai YaiMental Disorder, Sperm Polluter, Absolutely Fucking Clueless, Pinky, Menstrual Disorder and Casper
Apr 23 - Run 1781 - St. George's Day Run81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 – 3 km South of Phoenix RdSFW, Lady Flipper, Phantom and Tampax
Apr 16 - Run 178069 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Phoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N sideNinja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Unstable Load
Apr 9 - Run 1779 - VV Sausage BBQ71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Wat Huai Yai - 11.3 km from SukhumvitVV, Beverley Hills Pink Cock and Zenergy
Apr 2 - Run 177885 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 2 km from Hwy 3240Liberace and Odd-Job
March 2018
Mar 26 - Run 177793 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Paradise Villa - Monastery HillBurl Ives, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause and Miss Use Me
Mar 19 - Run 1776 - The Birthday Hares BBQ Run108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - across from Bira RacetrckVV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
Mar 12 - Run 1775 - St. Paddy's Day Run84 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong - South shoreKee Mah, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder and Wank-King's Wanker
Mar 5 - Run 177494 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 500m N of Soi Huai YaiUnstable Load, Chicken Dundee, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
February 2018
Feb 26 - Run 177388 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240Tampax and Love Boat
Feb 19 - Run 177280 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Nong Nut Gardens - East shore Huai Tu 2Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fuckey, Arse van Hole and Chicken Dundee
Feb 12 - Run 1771 - Valentines Day Run98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - Asian UniversityMental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Scar W/2T's and Bell Star
Feb 5 - Run 1770 - VV Sausage Barbecue Run93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai YaiVV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
January 2018
Jan 29 - Run 1769 - Annual General Piss-up Run106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - across from Police StationMental Disorder and The Wizard
Jan 22 - Run 176892 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 332 - 8.2 km from Sukhumvit - N sideUnstable Load, Arse van Hole, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
Jan 15 - Run 1767101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - across from Asian U. & 2.5 km ETampax and Pole Fucker
Jan 8 - Run 1766 - VV Sausage Barbecue Run113 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Polo 1 - 2 km E of Siam CC RoundaboutVV, No More Cum and Two Time
Jan 1 - Run 1765 - The New Year's Run118 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 3 km N of 36Tampax and Love Boat

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC


About the Archives Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives currenty updated on a yearly basis by hand.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We display SOMETHING here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.


Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Info Section


The Contact Us Section provides information about the Mis-management and contains links to all Minutes of Meeting since 2012. Later we will gather the minutes of previous years as much as they are available.

We will post the minutes of the most recent meeting each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We provide contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar.


This is a page with some basic contact information, such as an address and phone number.

Contact us if you have a query, want to contribute to the site, or just want to say "Hello!". We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Sorry, the contact form has been temporary disabled, but we'll get it back online after reconstruction.

In the meantime please use the following contact details:

Contact the Grand Master, Mental Disorder
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 089 095 7306

Contact the Web Master, Wank-King's Wanker
E-mail - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 09 71 370 313

Contact the Hare Raiser, Sir Free Willy
E-mail - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 086 078 5681

Next Mismanagement Meeting
4:00PM Wednesday, August 8th at Jameson's Irish Pub

Minutes of Meetings for Year 2018

5th December | 7th November | 3rd October
5th September | 8th August | 4th July | 6th June | 9th May
4th April | 7th March | 8th February | 3rd January


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2017

6th December | 8th November | 4th October
6th September | 8th August | 5th July | 14th June | 3rd May
5th April | 8th March | 15th February | 4th January


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2016

7th December | 9th November | 5th October
14th September | 3rd August | 6th July | 8th June | 4th May
6th April | 9th March | 3rd February | 6th January


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2015

9th December | 4th November | 23rd October
9th September | 5th August | 8th July | 3rd June | 6th May
8th April | 4th March | 11th February | 7th January


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2014

3rd December | 5th November | 1st October
 3rd September | 6th August | 2nd July | 4th June | 5th May
 2nd April | 5th March5th February | 8th January


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2013

4th December | 6th November 2nd October | 4th September
7th August3rd July | 5th June | 1st May | 10th April
 3rd April | 6th March6th February | 2nd January
PanAsia Planning Minutes


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2012

5th December | 7th November | 3rd October |
5th September | 1st August | 4th July | 6th June | 2nd May
4th April | 7th March | 1st February | 4th January



About the Contact Us Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Those topics although important have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We display SOMETHING here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.