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We are updating our website to a new format after five years. A lot of improvements have occurred in the software and we want to take advantage of better performance on mobile devices and to streamline the navigation of the site.

Please be patient with us as we migrate the 800+ pages and 18,000 photos to this new site layout. We are updating the basic functioning of the site so the site may look strange at times or not work correctly as we make the adjustments. But the Next Run Maps and Run Reports will always be right here on the home page.

Getting Around the Website

The sticky menu at the top (green hamburger for mobile) links to sections on this page. Clicking on any menu item autoscrolls to that section. No page reloading, quick and easy. The Home Page sections have most everything you want (Next Run Map, Latest Run Report, Statistics, ...).

Section sidebars have the links related to that section. For example, the Receding Hareline is linked in Upcoming Runs. You're never more than one or two clicks from anywhere on the site.


Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

\"rabbit-alpha-120.png\" Hareline currently open to the end of April. All dates were immediately filled.
The May hareline will be opened on the first run in March, Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.
We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.
Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

cheetah-alpha-120.png The next meeting of the Mis-management Committee will be on Thursday, February 8th at 4:00PM at Jameson's Irish Pub. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.
The January Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.
A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

2017 Veterans Run Final Results

angry-scot-alpha-120.png The final numbers are in for the 2017 Veterans' Run .The 50 hashers who qualified got a free run on the day and a commemorative coffee mug. Another 27 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying.
Qualifying hashers who could not attend can collect their mug upon their return.
In 2016 46 hashers qualified to run free and received a PH3 beach towel.

Run Fees Increase from November 6

PH3 reminds members that the run fee for males has risen from 350Baht to 400Baht effective Monday November 6. We have been able to hold off a price increase for almost ten years but the cost of nearly everything has risen substantially during that period. The Committee feels that we want to keep an all-in-one price rather than impose extra fees for transport or to limit beer consumption so the price rise was inevitable. We believe the membership shares our opinion on this.


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Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1772
Monday, February 19th 2018

rainbow-foot-120.pngHares:  
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fuckey, Arse van Hole and Chicken Dundee
Location:  
Nong Nut Gardens - East shore Huai Tu 2
GPS:   12°45'11.6"N   100°56'16.2"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen

Run 1772 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (for those with own transport)


Drive South from Soi Thep Prasit for 14.9 km to the entrance to Nong Nut Gardens. Continue for another 2.9 km and turn left into Soi 12 (HHH). Proceed along this road for 4.2 km and shortly after crossing the railway tracks turn left into a dirt track (HHH). Proceed for about 600m to the East shore of Huai Tu 2 where you will find the A-site.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.

Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1771
Valentines Day Run
Monday, February 12th 2018

Hares:
Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Scar W/2T's and Bell Star
Map to Run 1771 A-Site
Scribe:   CIA
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   98
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°50'42.74"N   101°0'37.68"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - Asian University
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Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Scar W/2T's and Bell Star
Scribe:   CIA
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   98
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°50'42.74"N   101°0'37.68"E
Map to Run 1771 A-Site
Highway 331 - Asian University
Download Google Earth .kmz file

76 Run Photos This Week

SCRIBE REPORT
by CIA


It’s mid February in Pattaya and that means love is in the air! (Or is that lust? After all, it is Pattaya). Yep, it was time for the annual Valentine’s Day Run. This year’s edition was held at the entrance to the Asian University, an A-site used many times before. However, instead of being shunted off into the bush, the A-site was actually on the entrance road in front of the gate which is a much better location.

As I was with the Beer Hunters, I can’t really describe the run so let me discuss our day out. Five of us took off on a baht bus for a roadside bar on Phoenix Road. Several bottles of Leo and Chang were consumed on the most fucked up table I’ve ever seen which had a 30 degree tilt to it. Amazingly, no one spilled their beer. After an hour or so, we took the Baht bus back to the A-site where the first runners had already arrived. Lots more beer was consumed. REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD drank every bottle of Chang he could find. A most satisfying day!

The End

What, you say, you want more details? The rest of this report may or may not be true….

Meanwhile , in an alternate universe, the runners took off on a counter-clockwise route around the Asian University. The run was advertised as 8 km in length and the walkers trail at 4 km. Advertised run lengths were accurate according to my sources so the hares didn’t lie this time. In addition, nearly everyone came in about the same time so the checks were very effective at keeping the pack together. Good job hares! Hares were SCAR, BELL STAR, MENTAL DISORDER, and MENSTRUAL DISORDER by the way. Weather was pretty much ideal and cooler than normal for this time of year. I guess Cupid loves the Hash…

Circle was officiated by THE WIZARD, who was standing in for MENTAL DISORDER since he was a hare. He began by giving us a history lesson on how St. Valentine’s Day got started. I’ve already forgotten his explanation but a quick Google search should give you the details if interested.

Organizers of the PH3 Beach Social (held the previous Wednesday at Jomtien Beach) were recognized in the circle. It sounds like it was an excellent time. Although advertised as a fee event, the fee was waived for everyone in attendance. Since it was so popular, maybe it should be done twice a year.

All the Canadians were then put in the bucket. Not sure why but no reason needed as they’re Canucks. One virgin was present, Peter, who hails from Holland, sponsored by BARNACLE BOLLOX. He seemed to really enjoy the Hash and says he will be back next week.

Three awards: VV for 850 Runs, GERMAN SHEPHERD who was given his 300th Run T-shirt and POLE FUCKER who was given his 50th Run T-Shirt.

Harriettes were then brought in the circle. Roses were produced, and given to them by their boytoys who held them in their mouths while kneeling.. Yes, there is romance in the Hash!

NO MORE CUM then took charge of the circle and iced all the Americans because of some obscure football match played in England last week. ANFI later told me a team called the Tottenham Hotspuds beat Arsenal for the first time ever in their sorry existence. As we all know, the real football match of the week was the Super Bowl, which resulted in an upset win for Philadelphia.

Lost property this week was a chair which nobody claimed. It looks like nobody ever will.

After circle concluded, many of us headed to Nicky’s Bar which was this week’s on on bar. I really like this place. The staff always takes good care of the Hash. They laid on a ton of food for us.
It was a very enjoyable day. Well done to the hares and mismanagement!

Your humble scribe

On-On!  CIA


STATS REPORT
Shows total runs with PH3

Total Runners This Week - 98

Hashers Present Last Week - 69

3 Ragnar Thorseth; 197 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 109 ANAL CHEESE; 75 ARSE VAN HOLE; 638 BALL RINGER; 173 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 66 BEETROOT HEAD; 419 BELL END; 157 BEN 10; 218 BILLION SUCKER; 138 BURL IVES; 14 CANNON BALL; 139 CRAPPER; 37 CROW FUCKER; 15 DIARRHEA; 124 DIRT LOONEY; 548 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 338 FUCK THE TRUTH; 669 G.I. JOE; 334 GANGREEN; 804 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 26 GING GANG GOOLIES; 135 GOLDEN RIVET; 28 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 28 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 66 HARBOR WHORE; 131 HELIUM HEAD; 240 KEE MAH; 733 LADY FLIPPER; 381 LIBERACE; 166 LOST CAUSE; 6 MARLIN HARBOR SLUT; 82 MASTER CHEF; 64 MAYO QUEEN; 182 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 214 MENTAL DISORDER; 137 MISS USE ME; 779 MRS. HEAD; 225 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 94 NEXT WEEK; 227 NO MORE CUM; 413 ODD-JOB; 139 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 90 PHANTOM; 65 PINK DOLPHIN; 180 PINKABOO; 95 POCKET SOCKET; 51 POLE FUCKER; 83 RAT VON KIEL; 274 REAR GUNNER; 272 SCAR W/2TS; 82 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 728 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 755 SIR FREE WILLY; 759 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 916 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 46 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 5 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 136 SPECIAL PRICE; 472 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 78 THE WIZARD; 12 TRAFALGAR; 232 TWO TIME; 93 UNSTABLE LOAD; 9 VEE GO; 381 VELCRO DICK; 850 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 369 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 49 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 22

6 Werner Heinle; 4 Yasmine Heinle; 46 ARSE BANDIT; 30 BELL STAR; 84 CASPER; 62 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 47 CIA; 105 DEL BOY; 339 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 166 FUZZY LURE; 303 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 44 HOI WAN; 18 HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER; 79 INVISIBLE MAN; 467 LONE WOLF; 36 MAEMOT; 102 MINELESS CUNT; 173 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 109 SPERM POLLUTER; 84 STREET CLEANER; 24 VIOS; 15 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM;

Visitors - 6

14 LUCAN MADE ME CUM - Bangkok Hash, Thailand
12 LEFT BEHIND - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
13 TOY BOY - Jebel Hash, Oman
4 Weeraya Katanang - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
16 SPLINTER DICK - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Jan Raustol - Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway

Virgins - 1

Peter Stauscache;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 3

VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR was congratulated on completion of his 850th Run.
GERMAN SHEPHERD was awarded his 300th Run T-Shirt.
POLE FUCKER was awarded his 50th Run T-Shirt.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 2

BARNACLE BOLLOX - Hash Trash - Left his chair last Wednesday at the Beach Social.
BALL RINGER - Hash Crash - Forgot to lock his handbrake and hit Lost Cause's minivan.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~

Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare totals


In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates.

Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1419 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1080 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
905 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
835 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
789 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
768 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
744 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
744 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
722 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
714 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
654 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
626 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
577 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
537 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

Please advise webmaster of any errors in this table.


About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currenty updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idaa of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables are quite large.

So when will this happen?

The best case possibility is that this might be possible before the next AGM but that's less than 50/50. But it is very likely to be complete by the end of the first quarter 2018.


General Info

TOP SPACE

This is the General Info Section of the Home Page
it will contain links to onon bars, local hashes, The FAQ pages (rewritten), Hash Songs,
Shirt Designs, Rules for hares and anythng doesn’t fit elsewhere

END OF TOP SPACE

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

From here you can access the pages in the link box below. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

TODO LIST

For now a simple landing page with the same links as the box below

Future – open the links below in the General Info TOP SPACE or a second space in this section.

Archives

TOP SPACE

The Archive Section of the Home Page
it will contain tables with all the statistics for previous years (since 2013 for now).
We will also link to Clitface’s old site. We may in future extract all that data 
and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and
to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

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The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2016. It also contains a link to Clitface’s previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box below bringing you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking “Archives” from the floating menu anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the home page.

TODO LIST

Future – open the links below in the TOP SPACE or a second space in this section.

Contact Us

This is a page with some basic contact information, such as an address and phone number.

Contact us if you have a query, want to contribute to the site, or just want to say “Hello!”. We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Sorry, the contact form has been temporary disabled, but we’ll get it back online after reconstruction.

In the meantime please use the following contact details:

Contact the Grand Master, Mental Disorder
Email – GM@pattayah3.com
Tel — 089 095 7306

Contact the Web Master, Wank-King’s Wanker
E-mail – webmaster@pattayah3.com
Tel — 09 71 370 313

Contact the Hare Raiser, Sir Free Willy
E-mail – hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Tel — 086 078 5681