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PH3 Is Having a Birthday!

Click the image to find out more or contact us directly by email ; PH3is35@gmail.com


Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The Receding Hareline is open to the end of February. All dates have been filled.

The March hareline will be opened on the first run in January. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, December 5th, 2018 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The October Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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57 hashers qualified to run free on the 2018 Veterans' Run. Another 25 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

The 2018 Veterans Run was Run 1800 on September 3rd.

44 Hashers ran free on the day and received a pair of running socks, As this was also the PH3's 1800th run, qualifiers also received an 1800th Run patch. Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their socks and patch when the next run with PH3.


Website Construction Report

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Well, it's taken a while hasn't it. We have installed the next step upgrade to the new PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is substantially changed 'under-the-hood'.

All data has been converted to the new format, what a bastard of a job, and automation is essentially complete but non-optimized form. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some of the missing features have reappeared such as Runs for Year tables and print options for upcoming runs and hashsheets. And the thumbnails are back. The site is becoming cleaner and more intuitive.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily . You should see restored or added features fortnightly or monthly from now. 

Thank you for your patience and understanding. On-on Wank-King's Wanker.


Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1815
The Belgian Run
Monday, December 17th 2018

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The Belgian Mob
Location:  
Highway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
GPS:   12°54'12.38"N   101° 1'1.70"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1815 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (for those with own transport)


From Soi Thep Prasit, follow Sukhumvit Road South for 6.0 km and turn left into Huay Yai Road. Continue 13.3 km to the end at Highway 331. Turn left and head North for 2 km to a dirt road on the left (HHH). Turn into this track and follow for 1.5 km to the HHH sign. The A-site is on the right about 100m in. Please park on the concrete road and hike in to the A-Site.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.


Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1814
Monday, December 10th 2018

Hares:
Dreggs, Arse Bandit and Speedo Pete
Map to Run 1814 A-Site
Scribe:   Dave Davis
Hash Flash:   The Wizard
Runners:   106
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°59'34.38"N   101° 3'9.97"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
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Dreggs, Arse Bandit and Speedo Pete
Scribe:   Dave Davis
Hash Flash:   The Wizard
Runners:   106
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°59'34.38"N   101° 3'9.97"E
Map to Run 1814 A-Site
Highway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
Download Google Earth .kmz file

79 Run Photos This Week

79 Thumbnails for Run    (clickme)

Scribe Report by Dave Davis   (clickme)


“Slippery When Wet”

Today’s run drew a big crowd with 106 signups despite the long distance from Pattaya and the threatening skies. Hares DREGGS, SPEEDO PETE and ARSE BANDIT selected a very nice site on a remote farm for the walk/run. We were told that the walk as 5 km and that the two runs were 7.5 km and 10 km. However, I ran into ARSE BANDIT later on the course and confessed that the walk was slightly longer by 1 or 2 km.

The first circle started with the recognition of the two proud owners of new shoes. Needless to say I doubt they will ever wear new shoes to a Hash again. Suspect those shoes were particularly ripe after last night. Next, the 7 virgins attending their first Hash were recognized and treated like all virgins should be; with care and respect (555), although one or two ended up on ice for transgressions later in the evening. THE WIZARD was today’s Hash Flash and when no one volunteered to be the scribe, MENTAL DISORDER promptly “volunteered” me for the task. Later on the walk he told me is was MENSTRUAL DISORDER’s idea, but I am not buying it. Anyway, thanks for the “opportunity” and I will not try to let the facts stand in the way of a good story!

Next, THE WIZARD had to once again explain about the 35th Anniversary run because of ongoing confusion and reading comprehension issues, as well as a general lack of understanding of the “Queen’s English”. Not surprisingly some in the club are still confused even after THE WIZARD spoke. I anticipate that THE WIZARD will be reviewing the same topic in the following weeks as well as after the 35th Anniversary weekend.

The Hares took a moment to explain the course and the markings and then we were off. Within 10 minutes of starting the run/walk, the skies opened up and it rained steady until the very end. The walking course was fairly flat and features barbed wire, cows, gates and fences. It was also slick as bat shit or as we say in the south “slicker than snot on a doorknob” (I am a redneck from Virginia). Interestingly enough, on the way back to the A-Site I ran into ARSE BANDIT, who was still putting up paper for some reason, pointed up the trail and confidently stated, “the A-Site is 2 km up this trail” before disappearing in the opposite direction not to be seen again for several hours. Anyway more that one of us busted our ass out there, but it was a great walk on great site and I imagine that the run was as well.

Thankfully it stopped raining as the run/walk finished up. Many relaxed before the circle by eating some of the food VV made and of course drinking! MENTAL DISORDER had a handful getting the group to form a circle threatening the bucket to more that a few, as the circle was particularly rowdy tonight. The circle started with recognition of the Hares for a job well done while on the ice. However only SPEEDO PETE was present with DREGGS going allegedly going home sick and ARSE BANDIT being MIA.

Next FREE WILLY presided over the ever popular Raffle where 12 prizes were given away. During the Raffle a visibly upset young lady was noticed, who happened to be ARSE BANDIT’s girlfriend. Apparently ARSE BANDIT was still missing and could not be found. Yes ARSE BANDIT was lost on his own f*@*ing course! How in the hell does that happen? Anyway she was afraid he was going to die on the course and although she loves him dearly, she started making alternative plans with many members getting her phone number just in case he was never found.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD was is a particularly good mood last night as it was night off from the every popular TQ and was looking forward to a big night on the town with a 500 baht budget. He brought up the 7 virgins to “interview” them and that went well with pictures being taken of the virgins until someone realized that there were only 6 virgins in the circle when the picture was taken.

Next AIRHEAD recognized a number of people including KNOB MARLEY and LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS, both of which recently returned to Pattaya. Interestingly it turns out that LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS speaks 5 languages and the founder of the “Ferret Hash”, which is going to take place in 5 days, but is already full. This was discovered with he was enjoying some quality time in the bucket and almost busting his ass/arse getting in and out of the bucket.

During this time ARSE BANDIT showed up and claimed he was never lost, but was just collecting signs. Although he had signs with him, I am calling bullsh*t on this. His girlfriend was all smiles and happy again as he was saved from the jungle, but realized that she may need to change her phone number in the morning. Somehow, ARSE BANDIT, his girlfriend, PENELOPE PITSTOP and BEETROOT HEAD, who was chatting up the girlfriend in the circle, ended up on ice together with perhaps all 4 in the same bed later that night. Stranger things have happened in Pattaya.

Lots of people on ice or in the bucket for a number of transgressions of hash rules including drinking before the first runners came in, no shoes, no shirt, no hash shirt, talking and the list goes on. It is not surprising that those in the bucket or on the ice included DIRT LOONEY and RUBBER DICK. One of the virgins, who is the proud owner of Bamboozeld Bar on Soi 7, spent lots of time on the ice tonight. Since he had such a great time, perhaps he could host the hash as a future On-On bar!

Lots of interesting things were learned this week including the fact that there is a Banglamung, Scotland. Who ever new? While on ice there was also a big happy family reunion of many of the Scottish and Norwegian members, who are apparently related via he unnatural union of the Viking men and Scottish men in the past. Those on the ice actually look alike.

The “Wanker of the Week" competition was particular good this week with a number of very qualified candidates including ARSE BANDIT (getting lost on his own course); MENTAL DISORDER (medical check found that he had the kidneys and liver of a 20 year old),and BEETROOT HEAD (needing to pay 10,000 baht to the unnamed for unnamed problem on the Darkside). BEETROOT HEAD received the wooden spoon in a very close voice vote.

After the Hash Hymn, the group loaded up and began the long trek back to Pattaya and I-Rovers, where the fun continued into the early morning. Thanks to I-Rovers for hosting us and thanks to all of the members that participated in today’s run, which was a really good time due to the hard work done by our Hares today DREGGS, SPEEDO PETE and ARSE BANDIT. Great job Hares!

On-On!  Dave Davis


Run Stats Report Showing PH3 Runs    (clickme)

Total Runners This Week - 106

Hashers Present Last Week - 67

4 Dave Davis; 3 Kristin Malthe; 3 Thongsin Sin; 166 ANTIQUE; 67 ARSE BANDIT; 676 BALL RINGER; 82 BEETROOT HEAD; 457 BELL END; 195 BEN 10; 53 BOB-A-GOB; 2 BROTHERLY LOVE; 175 BURL IVES; 49 CANNONBALL; 103 CASPER; 175 CRAPPER; 167 DIRT LOONEY; 58 DREGGS; 1467 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 183 FLYING FINN; 18 FRENCH KISS; 709 G.I. JOE; 375 GANGREEN; 845 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 170 GOLDEN RIVET; 41 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 67 HOI WAN; 23 HOME BREW; 16 HOT GOB; 45 JACK WOW; 46 KAMOY KATOY; 775 LADY FLIPPER; 509 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 422 LIBERACE; 1116 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 201 LOST CAUSE; 100 MAYO QUEEN; 202 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 174 MISS USE ME; 259 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 243 NO MORE CUM; 421 ODD-JOB; 156 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 18 PENELOPE PITSTOP; 104 PINK DOLPHIN; 126 POCKET SOCKET; 147 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 21 REAL OLD; 284 SCAR W/2TS; 46 SHE'S THE BOSS; 769 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 797 SIR FREE WILLY; 802 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 60 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 24 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 20 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 35 SPEEDO PETE; 130 SPERM POLLUTER; 483 TAMPAX; 109 TELLY TUBBY; 121 THE WIZARD; 266 TWO TIME; 124 UNSTABLE LOAD; 12 VEE GO; 417 VELCRO DICK; 890 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 411 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 72 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 24

224 BILLION SUCKER; 54 BULLTRACK; 130 DEL BOY; 39 GIGGLE TITS; 39 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 91 HARBOR WHORE; 137 HELIUM HEAD; 15 HURTS HER VAGINA; 246 KEE MAH; 134 KNOB MARLEY; 88 LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS; 102 LOVE BOAT; 239 MENTAL DISORDER; 41 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 805 MRS. HEAD; 28 NINJA PRINCESS; 113 RAT VON KIEL; 225 RUBBER DICK; 943 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 232 SKIING FINN; 35 SLEAZY; 141 SPECIAL PRICE; 38 STOOL MOVER; 94 STREET CLEANER;

Visitors - 6

6 BLING - Desert H3, Dubai, UAE
4 FUCK ALL - Gold Coast Hash, Australia
23 NOISY QUEEN - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
21 SILENT PRINCESS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
23 WINDOW WANKER - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
25 MANGO MUNCHER - Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
MANGO MUNCHER has completed 25 runs with PH3 and is now a full member.

Virgins - 9

Paule Alain; Martin Ferries; Nita Grudden; Andy Hebron; Richard Jolliffe; Flemming Madsen; Lisalotte Nilsson; Arfinn Ruud; Poi Wiengsina;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 2

LOST CAUSE was awarded her 200th Run Hat.
MAYO QUEEN has completed 100 Runs with PH3.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 1

BEETROOT HEAD - Wanker of the Week - Done for drink driving and paid 10,000 baht to get out of jail.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~


Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals


In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates.

Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


Updated monthly, current to Run 1764.
Names appearing BOLD are changes from last month.
New to list - none this month.
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28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1427 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1084 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
910 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
843 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
797 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
773 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
752 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
751 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
729 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
722 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
662 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
634 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
578 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
542 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

Please advise webmaster of any errors in this table.


About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currenty updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables are quite large.


General Info

PH3 General Info Section


The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

BLAH BLAH Rules for hares and anythng doesn't fit elsewhere.


TOP SPACE

This is the General Info Section of the Home Page
it will contain links to onon bars, local hashes, The FAQ pages (rewritten), Hash Songs,
Shirt Designs, Rules for hares and anythng doesn't fit elsewhere

END OF TOP SPACE

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

From here you can access the pages in the link box below. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

TODO LIST

For now a simple landing page with the same links as the box below

Future - open the links below in the General Info TOP SPACE or a second space in this section.


About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display SOMETHING page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.


Archives

PH3 Archives Section


The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" from the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.


All Runs 2018
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

This page contains monthly tables listing all runs for the year. Provides a convenient place to review the year's activities and has links to all run reports and A-Site location maps. The tables also show the number of hashers attending the run.

Download links are provided for all printed Hash Sheets. If you are a hare, click on any location link and you can page through all A-Site maps for the year. Very convenient if you are trying to remember a site from the past for your future run.

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2018
Dec 10 - Run 1814106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240Dreggs, Arse Bandit and Speedo Pete
Dec 3 - Run 181382 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Phoenix CC Road - 8.4 km from Sukhumvit - S sideUnstable Load and Smokey Trucky Fucky
November 2018
Nov 26 - Run 1812 - VV Sausage BBQ Run97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Siam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32VV, Two Time and Street Cleaner
Nov 19 - Run 1811 - The Loy Krathong Run87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)Duchess Tadpole, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Pocket Socket, Telly Tubby, Bell End and Hoi Wan
Nov 12 - Run 1810 - Return of the Magnificent Seven86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 – Asian UniversityBall Ringer, Mental Disorder, Antique, Cherry Blossom and Ben 10
Nov 5 - Run 1809 - Guy Fawkes Day Run90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - across from old Bira RacetrackSFW, Phantom, Tampax and Lord Chicken Fucker
October 2018
Oct 29 - Run 1808 - The Halloween Run98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causewayKAM, Teeny Weeny, General Kidney Wiper and Dog Licks Its Dick
Oct 22 - Run 1807 - The Oktoberfest Run87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240Stupid Kraut Kunt, VV, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Katoy Magnet and Ferry Queen
Oct 15 - Run 180692 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Phoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N sideUnstable Load, Noisy Queen, Ninja Princess and Silent Princess
Oct 8 - Run 1805 - Bum Run Number 267 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Polo 1 - 1.4 km along road to Polo ClubPrincess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
Oct 1 - Run 180469 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Siam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32Cannonball, Jack Wow, Golden Rivet and Lost Cause
September 2018
Sep 24 - Run 180349 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Polo 1 - 4.4 km from Soi Huay YaiRat von Kiel, Harbor Whore, Mayo Queen and Whore in the Window
Sep 17 - Run 1802 - VV Sausage BBQ Run63 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Joe Otter - under the new highwayVV, Two Time and Sour Kraut Bone Collector
Sep 10 - Run 180162 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - across from old Bira RacetrackDreggs, Seal Sucker and General Kidney Wiper
Sep 3 - Run 1800 - The Veterans' Run71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX StadiumGeneral Kidney Wiper, Sir Spaghetti Head and Mrs Head
August 2018
Aug 27 - Run 179953 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai YaiUnstable Load, Chicken Dundee and Ninja Princess
Aug 20 - Run 179870 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Polo 1 - 1.7 km past the Polo ClubRat von Kiel, Harbor Whore and Mayo Queen
Aug 13 - Run 1797 - View Point A-Site with Sausage BBQ65 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station RoadVV, Zenergy, Two Time and Lipovitamin
Aug 6 - Run 179655 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Phoenix CC Road - 2.4 km S of Chinese VillageThe Wizard and Bob Snot Here
July 2018
Jul 30 - Run 1795 - SFW and Lady Flipper Anniversary Run49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Beach - Na Jomtien Soi 8Sir Free Willy and Lady Flipper
Jul 23 - Run 1794 - The Aussie Run73 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie SiteLone Wolf, K.A.M., Captain Kangaroo, Piss Poorer, Phantom, Scarlet Pimpernel, Rubber Dick, Slug, No Knickers and Baby No Knickers
Jul 16 - Run 1793 - Belgian National Day Run82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - across from Bira RacetrackVV, Rat von Kiel, Mayo Queen, Chicken Dundee and Two Time
Jul 9 - Run 1792 - Snap, Crackle and Pop Run62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak NokVV, Two Time, Colonel Cornhole, Snap, Crackle and Pop
Jul 2 - Run 1791 - American Independence Day Run74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shoreEmperor Airhead, Sir Spag, GI Joe, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
June 2018
Jun 25 - Run 1790 - Mad Hatter's Run70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Siam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet StadiumArse Bandit and Andy Whorehole
Jun 18 - Run 1789 - VV Sausage Barbecue Run66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai YaiVV and Two Time
Jun 11 - Run 178866 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Paradise Villa - Monastery HillLinear Accelerator and Cannonball
Jun 4 - Run 1787 - The Betty Boop Run70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Nong Nut Gardens - 5 km S - 800m along Soi Thetsaban 26Mrs Head and Black Hole
May 2018
May 28 - Run 1786 - VV Sausage Barbecue Run60 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham RoadVV, Mayo Queen and Rat von Kiel
May 21 - Run 1785 - Scotch on the Rocks72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC RoadGeneral Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
May 14 - Run 1784 - Not 'The Norwegian Run' Run66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causewayPrincess Bum Boy, Peler, Sir Arse-a-Holic and Pink Dolphin
May 7 - Run 178376 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240Crapper and Pocket Socket
April 2018
Apr 30 - Run 1782 - The Grand Masters' Run85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai YaiMental Disorder, Sperm Polluter, Absolutely Fucking Clueless, Pinky, Menstrual Disorder and Casper
Apr 23 - Run 1781 - St. George's Day Run81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 – 3 km South of Phoenix RdSFW, Lady Flipper, Phantom and Tampax
Apr 16 - Run 178069 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Phoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N sideNinja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Unstable Load
Apr 9 - Run 1779 - VV Sausage BBQ71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Wat Huai Yai - 11.3 km from SukhumvitVV, Beverley Hills Pink Cock and Zenergy
Apr 2 - Run 177885 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 2 km from Hwy 3240Liberace and Odd-Job
March 2018
Mar 26 - Run 177793 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Paradise Villa - Monastery HillBurl Ives, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause and Miss Use Me
Mar 19 - Run 1776 - The Birthday Hares BBQ Run108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - across from Bira RacetrckVV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
Mar 12 - Run 1775 - St. Paddy's Day Run84 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong - South shoreKee Mah, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder and Wank-King's Wanker
Mar 5 - Run 177494 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 500m N of Soi Huai YaiUnstable Load, Chicken Dundee, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
February 2018
Feb 26 - Run 177388 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240Tampax and Love Boat
Feb 19 - Run 177280 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Nong Nut Gardens - East shore Huai Tu 2Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fuckey, Arse van Hole and Chicken Dundee
Feb 12 - Run 1771 - Valentines Day Run98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - Asian UniversityMental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Scar W/2T's and Bell Star
Feb 5 - Run 1770 - VV Sausage Barbecue Run93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai YaiVV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
January 2018
Jan 29 - Run 1769 - Annual General Piss-up Run106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - across from Police StationMental Disorder and The Wizard
Jan 22 - Run 176892 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 332 - 8.2 km from Sukhumvit - N sideUnstable Load, Arse van Hole, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
Jan 15 - Run 1767101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 331 - across from Asian U. & 2.5 km ETampax and Pole Fucker
Jan 8 - Run 1766 - VV Sausage Barbecue Run113 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Soi Polo 1 - 2 km E of Siam CC RoundaboutVV, No More Cum and Two Time
Jan 1 - Run 1765 - The New Year's Run118 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmz
Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 3 km N of 36Tampax and Love Boat

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC


About the Archives Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives currenty updated on a yearly basis by hand.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We display SOMETHING here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.


Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Info Section


The Contact Us Section provides information about the Mis-management and contains links to all Minutes of Meeting since 2012. Later we will gather the minutes of previous years as much as they are available.

We will post the minutes of the most recent meeting each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We provide contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar.


This is a page with some basic contact information, such as an address and phone number.

Contact us if you have a query, want to contribute to the site, or just want to say "Hello!". We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Sorry, the contact form has been temporary disabled, but we'll get it back online after reconstruction.

In the meantime please use the following contact details:

Contact the Grand Master, Mental Disorder
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 089 095 7306

Contact the Web Master, Wank-King's Wanker
E-mail - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 09 71 370 313

Contact the Hare Raiser, Sir Free Willy
E-mail - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 086 078 5681

Next Mismanagement Meeting
4:00PM Wednesday, November 7th at Nicky's Bar

Minutes of Meetings for Year 2018

5th December | 7th November | 3rd October
5th September | 8th August | 4th July | 6th June | 9th May
4th April | 7th March | 8th February | 3rd January


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2017

6th December | 8th November | 4th October
6th September | 8th August | 5th July | 14th June | 3rd May
5th April | 8th March | 15th February | 4th January


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2016

7th December | 9th November | 5th October
14th September | 3rd August | 6th July | 8th June | 4th May
6th April | 9th March | 3rd February | 6th January


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2015

9th December | 4th November | 23rd October
9th September | 5th August | 8th July | 3rd June | 6th May
8th April | 4th March | 11th February | 7th January


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2014

3rd December | 5th November | 1st October
 3rd September | 6th August | 2nd July | 4th June | 5th May
 2nd April | 5th March5th February | 8th January


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2013

4th December | 6th November 2nd October | 4th September
7th August3rd July | 5th June | 1st May | 10th April
 3rd April | 6th March6th February | 2nd January
PanAsia Planning Minutes


Minutes of Meetings for Year 2012

5th December | 7th November | 3rd October |
5th September | 1st August | 4th July | 6th June | 2nd May
4th April | 7th March | 1st February | 4th January



About the Contact Us Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Those topics although important have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We display SOMETHING here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.