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Passing of a PH3 Hasher - Barry "SHIT ON MY SHIRT" Miller

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 With great sadness, we announce the loss of our fellow hasher Barry "SHIT ON MY SHIRT" Miller.

His first run was 1567 on 17th March 2014 and he had a total of 112 runs with PH3.
Information regarding the funeral service will be posted once we know the details.

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Due to current COVID-19 restrictions throughout the Banglamung and Pattaya areas, all Hashing activities have been suspended.

There will NOT be a PH3 Hash run on Monday 18th Jan 2021, or subsequent weeks until the situation changes.

However, there will be a NOSH trail set from "Highway 331 - Sth of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium".
Click Here for NOSH21C info


If anyone would like to lay a NOSH trail - or assist with one, please contact the Hare Raiser; SPERM POLLUTER for more information.

Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of February. Thanks to all the hares who have come forward the hareline is looking very good.

Unfortunately, due to tightening of restrictions in the Pattaya area, all hashing events have been suspended, effective immediately. We will keep you updated as the situation changes.

Please feel free to contact the Hare Raiser if you're interested in haring a run..

The March hareline will be opened on the first run in January. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The January Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

The next management meeting may be rescheduled, dependant on COVID restrictions.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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49 hashers qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 33 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

Veterans' Run 2019 was Run 1852 on September 2nd. 43 Hashers ran free on the day and received a PH3 run towel, Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their towel when they next run with PH3.

Winter Schedule Started October 5th

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As the days are now getting shorter, starting from Run 1895 - October 5th we returned to our winter schedule.

To be clear, starting October 5th we will gather at 2:30 PM and the last bus will leave at 3:00 PM sharp. First circle starts at 4:00 PM and second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30 PM.

Website Construction Report

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This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.

Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1908
Hashing Suspended
Monday, January 18th 2021

covid-19Hares:  
No PH3 Run today
Hashing suspended - Will inform you when situation changes.
Location:  
No PH3 Run. Coords are for stat/end of NOSH trail near BMX stadium off Hwy 331.
GPS:   12°51'45.93"N   101° 2'23.16"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  
Sorry, PDF download not available.

Run 1908 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)

No PH3 run. However, there will be a NOSH trail set near BMX stadium off Hwy 331 (Sth of Huay yai Road).

More details about trail. Click Here for NOSH21C info


Google Maps Directions: Click Here for directions to NOSH21C

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.

Mis-Information (for all others)

Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1907
The New Years Run
Monday, December 28th 2020

Hares:
Scrabble Mystery Hares (Jellobutt & Pussy Snatcher)		Map to Run 1907 A-Site
Scribe:   Burl Ives
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run & Circle) & Pussy Snatcher (Run)
Runners:   65
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°50'45.7"N   101°01'20.8"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - 3 km S of Huay Yai Road - Spermy's Lake
new-year-140Hares:
Scrabble Mystery Hares (Jellobutt & Pussy Snatcher)
Scribe:   Burl Ives
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run & Circle) & Pussy Snatcher (Run)
Runners:   65
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°50'45.7"N   101°01'20.8"E
Map to Run 1907 A-Site
Highway 331 - 3 km S of Huay Yai Road - Spermy's Lake
Download Google Earth .kmz file

133 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Burl Ives

As this is the last Monday of our Annus Horribilus, (which her Majesty brought into popular use after she used it to describe 1992 - the year that the marriages of her two sons Charles and Andrew broke down and Windsor Castle caught fire), we are all full of hope for a better 2021.

Looking back on the year it might be useful for some who are new to hashing to understand the origins of hashing. Hash House Harrier roots extend back to the old English schoolboy game of “Hares and Hounds,” in which some players, called “hounds,” chase others, called “hares,” who have left a trail of paper scraps along their route across fields, hedges, streams, bogs, and hills. One of the earliest Hares and Hounds events on record was the “Crick Run” at Rugby School in Warwickshire, England, first held in 1837. (Thinks, did we not pass Rugby School last week?)

Back to the run, here’s the surprise of the year, a run set by mystery hares whose identity would be revealed through scrabble letters dotted along the trail. So, are we now Hash House Scrabblers, joining the likes of the ThaiVisa Editor “Rooster” who was a Scrabble World Champion some years ago? (BTW he writes a very amusing column, Sunday morning in TV called “That was the week that was”).

The A-site was by Spermy’s Lake, a scenic spot on the other side of the 331, easy to find along a reasonable dirt road. To keep the mystery going, Spermy (Sperm Polluter) acted as the run instructor detailing how long the run was: ca 8km, and walk was well short of 4km, with bags of Scrabble letters left under check signs.

So off we went, the walker’s trail for the first km was through trampled elephant grass, casava field boundaries then across a small stream, which I managed not to get all the way across with one shoe struck, it seemed permanently, in the soft mud. Shoe eventually retrieved without having to wade in the stream again, then on to a split and a leisurely walk back along a pleasant farmers track, 2.5km in total. The runners did not return for over 1.5h, with a bunch of shortcutters walking back in together. Between them they covered just over 8km, but were confused by the paper a few times. The walkers trail was perfectly marked so no complaints.

Time to play scrabble & discover the hares’ identity, didn’t take long to decipher Pussy Snatcher and Jellobut. Circle time and comments on the walk: “first ½ marking in 3D Technicolour, 2nd ½ 2D black & white”. On the run “not bad for a couple of retards”, “looks like a drunkards trail”. Liberace did his customary walk trail backwards, but found his own trail and got lost.

Waffle had the usual assortment of prizes and ecstatic screams. Ging Gang Gullie (GGG) was punished for loosing things on trail/A site. Awards went to No Trucking Idea: 100 runs and Paprika Smiley for 5 hares (it’s taken him over 20 years!)

SW2T's took the circle and struggled to find someone to punish, so picked on Seal Sucker for being an FRB/Short cutting or finding parallel trails so he could always come in first. GGG was attacked for not speaking to SW2T's in the TQ (is that relevant to today’s run?)

The GM took over for the highlight of the night the WOTY(Wanker of the Year) awards which were classified into 7 categories:
1. The hasher who is always at the front of the free food queue: Phantom
2. The hasher most likely to be found dead alone in his condo by neighbours complaining of the smell: Paprika Smiley
3. The hasher most likely to be killed by his partner: Golden Rivet
4. The hasher most likely to end up on the sex offender’s register: Sperm Polluter
5. The hasher most famous for Tourettes (profanity, swearing): Dirt Looney
6. The hasher most likely to be a COVID super spreader: Knickerless
7. The hasher most likely to die from a drink driving accident: Unstable Load
So from these 7 candidates the WOTY award was given, by popular demand, to KNICKERLESS
To round off the circle Pussy #3 had a birthday wish, Fuck Off was done for something and finally LCF proceeded to ice those who wanted to be iced?!
The Hares were then put on the spot to sign the hares’ song, but in response they performed the following rap:

Fuck Year 2020

Year 2020 was one fucked up time,
Pandemic with lockdown, curfew, and moonshine

Hashing was halted and beer bars went dead.
So the Mystery hares said stop all this dread

We’ll set a trail that no one can find,
But that doesn’t matter, we’ll just leave them behind,

Cause they won’t know who did this to them.
Well the hares are just pricks causing all this mayhem.

Year 2020 was one fucked up time
That unbroken check, that’s your problem not mine!

Keep going to the backcheck and we’ll get you lost
I’m drinking your beer and it’s at your cost!

Year 2020 was one fucked up time
The Chinese flu never made hashers whine.

That hare from Wisconsin and the one from Eugene
They spread the virus and now we Vaccine

Year 2021 will be better, you’ll see
Keep following paper, but don’t stop to pee

No worries no frets, the hares will bring beer
Fuck year 2020 and a happy new year

Well done hares: a good A-site, a good run, a great rap and another enjoyable evening in tropical SE Bangkok!

On On to 2021, Burl Ives.

Footnote: Bum Boy finally came in exhausted and safe at 20:30h after 11.4 km. Fortunately he had a torch, GPS and a phone with him. There’s a message in there for all of us!

On-On!  Burl Ives

Show Run 1907 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 65

Hashers Present Last Week - 55

178 ARSE VAN HOLE; 766 BALL RINGER; 216 BUM BOY; 255 BURL IVES; 179 CASPER; 35 COOKIE MONSTER; 515 DAME LIBERACE; 259 DIRT LOONEY; 109 FRENCH KISS; 44 FUCK OFF; 796 G.I. JOE; 465 GANGREEN; 107 GING GANG GOOLIES; 257 GOLDEN RIVET; 112 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 132 HOI WAN; 241 JACKAL; 66 KNICKERLESS; 594 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 1202 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 288 LOST CAUSE; 5 LUKE SKYWALKER; 20 LURCH; 182 MAYO QUEEN; 258 MISS USE ME; 26 MR BEAN; 850 MRS. HEAD; 104 NO TRUCKING IDEA; 194 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 42 PATPOM; 399 PELER; 206 PHANTOM; 25 PING PONG; 67 POL DANCER; 322 SCAR W/2TS; 338 SEAL SUCKER; 129 SHE'S THE BOSS; 847 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 890 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 989 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 120 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 42 SNAKE BITE; 25 SOMETHING STUPID; 112 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 54 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 207 SPERM POLLUTER; 124 STREET CLEANER; 528 TAMPAX; 176 TELLY TUBBY; 214 THE WIZARD; 348 TWO TIME; 210 UNSTABLE LOAD; 483 VELCRO DICK; 980 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 20 YA YA;

Returners - 10

88 DIRTY PUSSY; 24 FLEECE LIFTER; 85 INVISIBLE MAN; 149 JELLO BUTT; 20 JUNGLE MOTHER; 45 NINJA PRINCESS; 86 POLE FUCKER; 12 PUSSY NUMBER 3; 101 PUSSY SNATCHER; 48 VIOS;

Visitors - 0

~ none this week ~

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 2

NO TRUCKING IDEA was awarded his T-shirt for 100 Runs with PH3
PAPRIKA SMILEY was awarded his cap for 5 Hared Runs with PH3

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 5

GING GANG GOOLIES - Hash Trash (lost his 'ladies' watch on trail)
GING GANG GOOLIES - Hash Trash (Beer cooler left on beers truck)
SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR - Hash Raffle Sinner (wearing a hat into the circle)
LUKE SKYWALKER - Hash Raffle Sinner (wrong number... maybe !?!)
KNICKERLESS - Wanker of the Year (Special STFU noisy entry)

Birthdays - 1

PUSSY NUMBER 3 - December 27th

Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.

33 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1535 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1202 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (2)
989 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
980 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
800+ Runs (6)
890 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John (R.I.P.) 203 M
854 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
850 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
847 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
802 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
700+ Runs (4)
796 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
780 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
766 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
600+ Runs (5)
681 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
657 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
657 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (14)
594 9097 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE - Jirasak, Janya
 1210 F
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
582 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans (R.I.P.) 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
538 7113 SGT LONE WOLF - Whiteway, Alan 966 M
528 293 TAMPAX - Flanagan, Tony 633 M
532 8103 BELL END - Pidtharapa, Tim 1066 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F
515 9567 DAME LIBERACE - Holbaek-hanssen, Bjorn  1292 M

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a weekly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

If you find any errors, please contact: dirtlooney@gmail.com with the details.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.

 
Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
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Stephen "FLOATING FECES" Beard Pattaya Mail
Frank "THE WHORATOR" Benfield On this site
John “MR SHEEN” Hanon Offsite Link
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall On this site
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler On this site
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

                    Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
Barry "SHIT ON MY SHIRT" Miller 15-Jan-21 1567 112
John "KING YAO YAO" Guenther 3-Oct-20 203 881
Stephen "FLOATING FECES" Beard 7-Sept-20 436 3
Kevin "BANANAS" Glentworth 28-Aug-20 906 127
Frank "THE WHORATOR" Benfield 15-Aug-20 14 152
Hans "FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG" van den Eyden 13-July-20 1725 20
Julius "HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER" Burai 5-June-20 1733 31
Samir "HURTS HER VAGINA" Bobech 3-June-20 1735 30
Ken "TEASPOON / BULL SITTER" Machado 16-Mar-20 880 18
Paul "LORD LUCAN" Eldred 16-Feb-20 844 283
Robert “SAMMY DAVIS JNR” Howard 18-Jan-20 1135 6
Anders "PUSSY WHIPPED" Ekberg 31-Dec-19 1500 45
Hakan "PC PORN" Petersson 25-Aug-19 1836 12
Bill "TUMBLING BILL" Panton 22-Jun-19 57 1
Hans "SQUARE HEAD" Haugsjordet 11-Jun-19 148 63
John “MR SHEEN” Hanon 29-Apr-19 568 64
Robert "TUPPERWARE" Jeangot 20-Apr-19 1138 36
Terje "OSLO FUCKIN' ERE'' Eriksen 02-Mar-19 193 53
Dave "SHIT DOG" Mackie 27-Feb-19 464 14
Maik "GERMAN KUNT KISSER" Sshwagerus 10-Oct-18 1673 11
Paul "KOJAK" Nugnes 27-Sep-18 348 25
David "CRACK MY COCCYX" Pack ??-Sep-18 1070 260
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall 31-Jul-18 16 134
Louis "DOGGY STYLE" Verbruggen 26-Jul-18 1751 5
Allan "MISSING LINK" Minnis 05-Jan-18 484 189
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 206
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler 08-Aug-17 303 327
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Franky "FRANKY GOES TO 7/11" Fournet 2015 / 2016 1134 29
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 03-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Jean-Philippe "JPS" Secol 08-Jul-12 1225 2
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Peter "BUSTED COLOSTOMY BAG" Holeczek unknown 404 64
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.

About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.

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PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.

All Runs 2019
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

This page contains monthly tables listing all runs for the year. Provides a convenient place to review the year's activities and has links to all run reports and A-Site location maps. The tables also show the number of hashers attending the run.

Download links are provided for all printed Hash Sheets. If you are a hare, click on any location link and you can page through all A-Site maps for the year. Very convenient if you are trying to remember a site from the past for your future run.

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2019
December 30 - PH3 Run 1869
The New Years Run		Sour Kraut Bone Collector, She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head,Ging Gang Goolies
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
December 23 - PH3 Run 1868
The Christmas Run		Odd-Job, Liberace, Scar w/2T's
100 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
December 16 - PH3 Run 1867
Del Boy, Beetroot Head
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 9 - PH3 Run 1866
The Belgian Run		VV, Kiss My Toot, Street Cleaner, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Stephane, Francis
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - Hua Khun Chit lakeside
December 2 - PH3 Run 1865
Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Jungle Mother
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
November 2019
November 25 - PH3 Run 1864
VV 20 Years and More Run & Sausage BBQ		VV, Two Time, Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Tomboy, Ewok, Miss Chivas, Olive Oil, Scoobie Doo
129 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
November 18 - PH3 Run 1863
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Unstable Load
79 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
November 11 - PH3 Run 1862
The Slovenian Run		She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Singing Granny, Sausage Head, Car Licker
77 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
November 4 - PH3 Run 1861
Steptoe, Turd Burglar
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - near the rifle range
October 2019
October 28 - PH3 Run 1860
The Halloween Run		Hard On, Sausage Head, She's the Boss, Dog Licks Its Dick, Happy Survivor
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - just after new flyover
October 21 - PH3 Run 1859
The Oktoberfest Run		VV, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Paprika Smiley, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Billion Sucker
105 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 14 - PH3 Run 1858
Battle of Hastings Run		Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Arse van Hole, Sour Kraut Bone Collector
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - Thetsahan Soi 12 - 2.6 km from Sukhumvit
October 7 - PH3 Run 1857
Arse Bandit, Atomic Muff Diver, Madam Sin
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
September 2019
September 30 - PH3 Run 1856
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Telly Tubby, Brass Monkey
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
September 23 - PH3 Run 1855
VV Sausage BBQ Run		Del Boy, VV and Two Time
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 16 - PH3 Run 1854
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
September 9 - PH3 Run 1853
Princess Bum Boy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
September 2 - PH3 Run 1852
The Veterans Run		The Wizard, Sauce for the Goose
61 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
August 2019
August 26 - PH3 Run 1851
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
68 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
August 19 - PH3 Run 1850
Antique's 75th Birthday Run		 Antique, Barnacle Bollox, Lord Chicken Fucker
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 6.9 km E of Sukhumvit - slip road at new flyover
August 12 - PH3 Run 1849
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Chip Chip
52 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
August 5 - PH3 Run 1848
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
July 2019
July 29 - PH3 Run 1847
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor and Sausage Head
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
July 22 - PH3 Run 1846
The Aussie Run		The Aussie Crew and Thai friends
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 15 - PH3 Run 1845
Belgian National Day Run		VV, Mayo Queen, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Arse van Hole, Unstable Load
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
July 8 - PH3 Run 1844
Seal Sucker and Beverley Hills Pink Cock
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
July 1 - PH3 Run 1843
American Independence Day Run		Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2019
June 24 - PH3 Run 1842
The German Run		Beverley Hills Pink Cock, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Ging Gang Goolies, Sausage Head, Baht Bus Gestapo
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
June 17 - PH3 Run 1841
Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
June 10 - PH3 Run 1840
Arse Bandit, Del Boy and Atomic Muff Diver
75 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
June 3 - PH3 Run 1839
The Betty Boop Run		Lost Cause, Two Time, Duchess Tadpole, Telly Tubby, Miss Use Me, Hoi Wan, VV, Golden Rivet
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - 3.5 km N along Soi 9
May 2019
May 27 - PH3 Run 1838
She's the Boss and Happy Survivor
57 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
May 20 - PH3 Run 1837
Scotch on the Rocks Run		Dirt Looney, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Andy Whorehole
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 250m N of Soi Phoenix CC
May 13 - PH3 Run 1836
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Mayo Queen, Two Time
47 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
May 6 - PH3 Run 1835
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
April 2019
April 29 - PH3 Run 1834
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Parisian Titi, Two Time and Chip Chip
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
April 22 - PH3 Run 1833
St. George's Day Run		Lord Chicken Fucker, Tampax, Turd Burglar and Pole Fucker
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
April 15 - PH3 Run 1832
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess. Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Arse Van Hole
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Bang Sare - Unstable Load's House
April 8 - PH3 Run 1831
Beetroot Head, Arse Bandit, She's the Boss and Hurts Her Vagina
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
April 1 - PH3 Run 1830
Bum Run Number 3		Princess Bum Boy and Jungle Princess
89 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
March 2019
March 25 - PH3 Run 1829
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Smokey's Nanny and Arse van Hole
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 5.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
March 18 - PH3 Run 1828
VV and AVH Birthday with Sausage BBQ		VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
95 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
March 11 - PH3 Run 1827
St. Paddy's Day Run		Kee Mah, Redcoat and Wank-King's Wanker
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan Sanwararam – 8.1 km E of Sukhumvit
March 4 - PH3 Run 1826
Golden Rivet, Cannonball, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
February 2019
February 25 - PH3 Run 1825
Tampax and Love Boat
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
February 18 - PH3 Run 1824
Le French Connection Run		VV, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Street Cleaner
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
February 11 - PH3 Run 1823
Valentines Day Run		Scar W2TS, Bell Star, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
February 4 - PH3 Run 1822
Beetroot Head, Paprika Smiley and Arse Bandit
96 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
January 2019
January 28 - PH3 Run 1821
Annual General Piss Up Run		The Wizard, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
117 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 21 - PH3 Run 1820
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road – 1 km from Sukhumvit and 4 km NE
January 14 - PH3 Run 1819
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
109 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
January 7 - PH3 Run 1818
PH3 35th Anniversary Run		VV, Scar W/2T's, Phantom and No More Cum
193 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 12,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.

For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sperm Polluter
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 084 357 9005

PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Monday, January 6th 2020

Attendence:  The Wizard, Liberace, Wank Kings Wanker, Sperm Polluter, Flatulence, VV, Unstable Load, Scar, Dirt Looney, Ballringer, Pussy Snatcher, Paprika Smiley, Ging Gang Goolies, Stupid Kraut Cunt.

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   Sour Kraut Bone Collector
  • Previous Minutes:   For the record: this is the first meeting after the second enforced break to hashing due to Covid 19 restrictions. Our last run was No. 1907 on 28/12/2020.

    Read and approved. No matters arising.
  • Bookie Report:   Liberace first reported on the month of December, which showed a deficit of over 11,000 baht, but in the context of considerable extraordinary expenses for the month (Web Hosting renewal, PH3 Calendar, Xmas gifts) this was expected and acceptable. Moving forward with some figures for the year, we were informed that income derived from Rags and Raffle was down on the previous year, but the raffle still made a profit of approximately 65,000 b. Lib commended the beer police for their work, adding that average beer consumption was more or less exactly as per his budget at 170 b pp. Over all, the club shows an operating loss of around 11,000 b for the year. This was agreed to be quite remarkable in view of our reduced income (due to Covid restrictions) and our continuing sponsorship of regular PH3.

    Lib finished by acknowledging not only those that work on behalf of the club but also those who support the club by means of their regular attendance.
  • Webmaster Report:   WKW began by explaining that he was gradually withdrawing from some of his roles that have generally been encompassed by the title of Webmaster. He has already, earlier in the year, handed over the day to day update of the ‘front end’ of the website to Dirt Looney, and also On Site records to Flatulence. Now he stated his intention to relinquish responsibilities for the database, and indeed the ongoing project to update the database after many years working on it. WKW stated that he would like to carry on as Hash Sheet Editor and some involvement with the security of the website. A new Database manager would need to be found. The Wizard expressed his disappointment at the timing of WKWs announcement as the subject of the formulation of the committee for 2021 had been under discussion for the last 2 months. Pussy Snatcher suggested that he may be able to offer assistance with the database and it was agreed to discuss this further, informally, at the end of the meeting. WKW was asked to confirm whether the upgrade to the database was completed yet as he had stated at the last meeting that it would be by this time. Further problems had beset the work and the upgrade has not been completed.
  • Brew Master Report:   VV reported that there were still some repairs needed to the truck, ie some welding, the tailgate lock. He has already procured new boards for the false base of the truck. As mentioned in the last meeting, a couple of the eskies are no longer serviceable and new ones acquired; the old ones would be made available for free to anyone who wished to collect them from VV. He also added that during the current restrictions, he would need to drive the beer truck once a week to keep the battery from draining.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   At the time of the imposition of restrictions the Hare Line was full. Spastic Whore King and Golden Rivet who were scheduled to hare the first run cancelled by the restrictions had indicated that they would be happy to step forward at short notice to hare upon short notice of a resumption of hashing.
  • Rags Report:   In the absence of SKBC, TW read out the rags report. Stock levels as expected; the viability of stocking women’s tops questioned and the invitation to buy excess stock from PJH3 made. It was agreed to defer all meaningful discussion n these matter until SKBC is in attendance.
  • On-on Bars Report:   No issues to report. All of our bars are looking forward to our return.
  • Special Runs:
    • The AGPU scheduled for the last Monday in January will be rescheduled as and when appropriate.
  • Other Business:
    • TW – invited comments on last month’s proposal regarding the election of the committee for 2021. There was a brief discussion regarding the position of Webmaster in the light of WKW’s recent announcement. However, to progress the issue it was suggested that in the short term WKW continue in this committee position. It was put forward that Database Manager be a Non-Executive committee position, as and when the position is filled. Nonetheless the new committee was unanimously voted in as per last month’s proposal. There had no expressions of interest from anyone other than the incumbent members.
    • Dirt Looney reported that over the year the effort to collect coins for the Take Care Kids Foundation, in conjunction with Nicky’s, had realised the grand total of 12,101 baht. It was acknowledged that this was an outstanding effort. Thanks were given to everyone that supported the cause and especially to DL for facilitating the whole process.
    • DL explained that with the resumption of NOSH Runs (Non-Official Hash) he would create a space on the website to provide relevant information. TW will ensure the same info is published on Fbook. Furthermore, if other members other than the regular ‘hares’ were willing to contribute to the laying of a Nosh trail they would be welcome to do so. In this event they should contact the Hare Raiser.
    • Lib expressed his dissatisfaction with the present Web Hosting company, Site Ground, based on lack of communication, increasing prices and early payments being taken without notice. However, we have paid in full for 2021 now, so we will have sufficient time to investigate if there are viable alternatives for future years.
  • New Business:
    • NEXT MEETING: 3 February, 16.00hrs, Nicky’s. This meeting may be rescheduled, dependant on Covid restrictions
    • MEETING CLOSED: 17.12 hrs. TW thanked everyone for their contributions today and throughout the previous year. Happy New Year.

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.

About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.