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Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The Receding Hareline is open to the end of February. All dates have been filled.

The March hareline will be opened on the first run in January. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, February 6th, 2019 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The December Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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57 hashers qualified to run free on the 2018 Veterans' Run. Another 25 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

The 2018 Veterans Run was Run 1800 on September 3rd.

44 Hashers ran free on the day and received a pair of running socks, As this was also the PH3's 1800th run, qualifiers also received an 1800th Run patch. Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their socks and patch when the next run with PH3.


Website Construction Report

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This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.


Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1820
Monday, January 21st 2019

cheetah-120Hares:  
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole
A brand new A-Site. Come and see if it's any good.
Location:  
Phoenix CC Road – 1 km from Sukhumvit and 4 km NE
GPS:   12°50'9.48"N   100°56'34.93"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1820 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)


From Soi Thep Prasit follow Sukhumvit Road South and after 10.2 km, turn left just after the Ban Ampur traffic light onto Phoenix Country Club Road. Follow this road for 1 km and bear left (HHH-1). Continue for 2.9 km to HHH-2 and turn left. After about 500m turn left again at the T-junction (HHH-3). Proceed 400m and you will see the A-Site by the side of a pond.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.


Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1819
Monday, January 14th 2019

Hares:
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
Map to Run 1819 A-Site
Scribe:   The Wizard
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   109
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°52'54.39"N   100°59'10.56"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
bugs-120Hares:
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
Scribe:   The Wizard
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   109
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°52'54.39"N   100°59'10.56"E
Map to Run 1819 A-Site
Soi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
Download Google Earth .kmz file

61 Run Photos This Week

Show the Thumbnails

Show Scribe Report by The Wizard


In the beginning there was God, and God created the world and the heavens and he created night and day, and on the 8th day when he had rested, He created something to fill the space between night and day, and He called it The Hash.

And so it came to be that the followers of the Hash assembled once again, far from the banks of the Jordan, to give praise and thanks to the High Priest of the hash, the GM. And the GM did speak unto his people, "Go forth and run, and whence you return wine and ale will flow freely for all good people of the hash". So the people ran and the creator looked down upon those lame and lazy that would not run and he showed his displeasure in the form of many angry cattle who trampled upon the A site, leaving behind them dust and devastation. And it was to be, that when the first of all runners did return that ale and wine was imbibed by all present; and the creator smiled upon all, happy with his Hash.

The GM did then call upon the hares to face trial for their run, and the hares did sit upon the ice, but their work was good and the crowd bestowed their thanks upon the hares. Said next, the GM, "Let any man without sin stand forth and give alms and prizes to those present", and thus did FREE WILLY arise from his bed to choose members of the flock to receive such gifts, and they rejoiced in his generosity and gave praise once again to The Hash, drinking and singing, for he had given sandals, wines and robes from all corners of the world.

A letter from EMPEROR AIRHEAD to the Philistines: Chapters 21-44, "We glorify our hares, CANNONBALL and GOLDEN RIVET but we must hold our hearts open to the ladies of the hares for they are the unseen power and without them the hares are nothing. We salute you, LOST CAUSE, TADPOLE and HOI WAN. And I say to you, as I am a hunter, that one day we will see visions of deer on the trail and no longer will we feed from the table of the VV baguette, for we shall have venison. And I called upon KARAMBA who for long has bequeathed golden drapes to the house of the TQ to embrace his family his wife and child, no longer to bring to mind dreams of how to murder your wife. And KARAMBA saw error in his ways and pledged himself to his wife and the Hash. Others amongst the crowed called to make such a pledge and in the power vested in me by the Hash I did bring new sheep into our flock, and we did name them as is our way, and we confirmed their names with cold Holy water, and we did see before our very eyes the power of the Hash as it entered their souls. We open ourselves to SQUEALS LIKE A PIG, PARISIAN TITTIE and CHIP CHIP who are not from our lands yet we now call then brothers and sister. Yet in our celebration did I see non believers who would not lift up their voices and I say unto them, those of you who gather in silence, verily you WILL raise your voices or you will be struck with the wrath of the Hash and sit in the bucket for all eternity, and your brothers and sisters of the Hash will be called to give testimony, so sing you Philistines, sing!". This is the gospel of AIRHEAD.

And then did the GM call for the ARSE BANDIT to sit upon the ice in the face of the Hash, for the ARSE BANDIT carried a broken heart which no man could mend for his wife had run to the arms of another, Alan, and he was without solace, yet vengeance he did seek. And so a quest began to find another named Alan to pay for the sins of all adulterers and so it was chosen that Alan, the RINGER OF BALLS would forever carry this burden of shame, for he too, like the adulterer has no foreskin. And the ARSE BANDIT was happy again.

The King of the Wankers, WANK-KING'S WANKER gave praise to elders amongst us for offering their souls to the Hash, and they do show the way to all. GKW had given praise at the Hash on 41 score and ten times, SFW 40 score and BEN 10, ten score. We bow before the presence of such greatness in the light of the Hash. Celebration was given to for LOST CAUSE for half a score of hares, praise be.

A great excitement had taken a hold of the crowd and it came to SCAR, another Holy man to restore order amongst the throng, and as he stepped from the crowd a deathly hush fell upon us, for we know that SCAR can bring down a mighty vengeance and place you in the bucket for the smallest of transgressions, and he knows no forgiveness. We bore witness to the power of the Holy man as he punished those not present by electing others in their stead and crowning one unfortunate soul with the glorious toilet seat for a previous trail of desecration and another for taking no heed of the Hash ethos, "We do not race, for in the sight of the Hash it is forbidden to compete. We are as one and we give our praise to the Hash, for it is the Hash that puts upon us a mighty thirst which may only be quenched with wine and ale".

And the people of the Hash called upon SCAR to administer justice to FLYING FINN who many said had been talking in tongues to non believers on quad bikes who had strayed amongst us, and so FLYING FINN took his seat on the ice and begged forgiveness. And shame was brought also to the POLLUTER OF SPERM for though he had new shoes he showed no joy in their acquirement and was put before us to drink from the shoes. As is custom he was called upon to choose a wine pourer for the ceremony but angered the Creator by his choice of an ungodly hasher with the features of a man and a woman. His penance will be to carry these cheap shoes that come from the unholy Land of China and mimic the venerated shoes of Saloman and Merrel that all true hashers will wear.

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER, the elder of all elders came before us, and we bowed our heads in respect, for we could not hear his words, yet WANK-KING'S WANKER was derided for the appearance of his hair which had mostly been removed after he had imbibed of ale too heavily, and like Samson had lost, with his tresses so dark, much of his power. Prayers were offered up for this lost soul.

And as one we sang "We call on the hares to sing us their song" but they would not sing, neither did they offer us their ring, for the ARSE BANDIT sang a song with no tune in their stead. And we looked upon them all and gave remembrance to TAMPAX who sang like an Angel in times gone before. And we wept. And we wept on into the night for the GM called upon a Jock to sing the Hash Hymn, but no amount of devotion to the Hash can make a Jock offer up this praise for to them it is blasphemy. And thus it was for the child amongst us to lead us in our final prayer, and yet still we wept more, for what has been told to us for many moons is true, it is only "one for the bus" and the guardians of the eskies were fearsome and no one dared take more. But many thirsts had not been sated and those who yearned for more did make their way unto the on on bar where there were no limits, and hashers put to one side their devotion to the Hash in return for vittles and ale. May the Hash live forever.

This is the word of the Scribe.

On-On!  The Wizard


Show Run 1819 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 109

Hashers Present Last Week - 92

2 Gerry Danbrook; 2 Mike Hornsey; 2 Pung Hornsey; 11 Wachiraphon Khansanthia; 170 ANTIQUE; 72 ARSE BANDIT; 97 ARSE VAN HOLE; 681 BALL RINGER; 86 BEETROOT HEAD; 462 BELL END; 200 BEN 10; 243 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 139 CAMEL HUMPER; 54 CANNONBALL; 108 CASPER; 5 CHIP CHIP; 57 CIA; 133 DEL BOY; 172 DIRT LOONEY; 240 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 590 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1471 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 188 FLYING FINN; 23 FRENCH KISS; 179 FUZZY LURE; 714 G.I. JOE; 380 GANGREEN; 850 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 43 GIGGLE TITS; 175 GOLDEN RIVET; 95 HARBOR WHORE; 142 HELIUM HEAD; 72 HOI WAN; 25 HOME BREW; 48 JACK WOW; 249 KEE MAH; 778 LADY FLIPPER; 514 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 427 LIBERACE; 1121 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 206 LOST CAUSE; 106 LOVE BOAT; 105 MAYO QUEEN; 207 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 244 MENTAL DISORDER; 179 MISS USE ME; 45 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 264 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 426 ODD-JOB; 161 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 5 PARISIAN TITTY; 22 PENELOPE PITSTOP; 131 PHANTOM; 62 PHONEY CUNT; 108 PINK DOLPHIN; 129 POCKET SOCKET; 54 POL DANCER; 152 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 116 RAT VON KIEL; 177 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 24 REAL OLD; 15 SAMBA LA BAMBA; 288 SCAR W/2TS; 124 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 110 SCOOBIE DOO; 501 SERGEANT LONE WOLF; 774 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 800 SIR FREE WILLY; 807 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 237 SKIING FINN; 31 SLUG; 65 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 28 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 25 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 146 SPECIAL PRICE; 40 SPEEDO PETE; 135 SPERM POLLUTER; 3 SQUEALS LIKE A PIG; 214 STEPTOE; 488 TAMPAX; 114 TELLY TUBBY; 126 THE WIZARD; 19 TRAFALGAR; 270 TWO TIME; 128 UNSTABLE LOAD; 17 VEE GO; 895 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 416 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 37 WHINGER; 23 WHO CUT THE CHEESE; 77 WHORE IN THE WINDOW; 28 WINDOW WANKER;

Returners - 15

2 Don Boyd; 17 BABY DEE; 158 BENGT POTATO; 243 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 177 CRAPPER; 47 CROW FUCKER; 355 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 213 JACKAL; 328 KARAMBA; 7 MARLIN HARBOR SLUT; 16 MISS SUDOKU; 306 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 57 POLE FUCKER; 29 RUNNING DEER; 100 SLIPPERY ARSE;

Visitors - 1

8 WANKER Puerto - Galera Hash, Philippines.

Virgins - 1

Bryun De baets;

Leavers - 1

SLIPPERY ARSE;

Anniversaries - 5

LOST CAUSE was congratulated for 10 Hared Runs.
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER was congratulated for 850 PH3 Runs.
SIR FREE WILLY was congratulated for 800 PH3 Runs.
SERGEANT LONE WOLF was awarded his 500th Run Hat and 500th Run T-Shirt.
BEN 10 was congratulated for 200 PH3 Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 3

Poi Wiengsina was given the New Hash Name CHIP CHIP.
Alain Paule was given the New Hash Name PARISIAN TITTY.
David Davies was given the New Hash Name SQUEALS LIKE A PIG.

Saints and Sinners - 1

GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Hash Trash - Didn't pick up hash signs on trail for 2 months.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~


Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1427 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1084 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
910 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
843 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
797 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
773 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
752 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
751 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
729 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
722 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
662 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
634 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
578 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
542 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.


Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
Pattaya Mail links open on a new page\tab depending on your browser.
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Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 203
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 08-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.


About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.


Archives

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.


All Runs 2018
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2018
December 31 - PH3 Run 1817
The New Years Run
Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
December 24 - PH3 Run 1816
The Christmas Run
Odd-Job, Liberace and Vee Go
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 500m from Hwy 36
December 17 - PH3 Run 1815
The Belgian Run
The Belgian Mob
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
December 10 - PH3 Run 1814
Dreggs, Arse Bandit and Speedo Pete
106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 3 - PH3 Run 1813
Unstable Load and Smokey Trucky Fucky
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
November 2018
November 26 - PH3 Run 1812
VV Sausage BBQ Run
VV, Two Time and Street Cleaner
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32
November 19 - PH3 Run 1811
The Loy Krathong Run
Duchess Tadpole, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Pocket Socket, Telly Tubby, Bell End and Hoi Wan
87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
November 12 - PH3 Run 1810
Return of the Magnificent Seven
Ball Ringer, Mental Disorder, Antique, Cherry Blossom and Ben 10
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 – Asian University
November 5 - PH3 Run 1809
Guy Fawkes Day Run
SFW, Phantom, Tampax and Lord Chicken Fucker
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack
October 2018
October 29 - PH3 Run 1808
The Halloween Run
KAM, Teeny Weeny, General Kidney Wiper and Dog Licks Its Dick
98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
October 22 - PH3 Run 1807
The Oktoberfest Run
Stupid Kraut Kunt, VV, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Katoy Magnet and Ferry Queen
87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 15 - PH3 Run 1806
Unstable Load, Noisy Queen, Ninja Princess and Silent Princess
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
October 8 - PH3 Run1804
Bum Run Number 2
Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 1.4 km along road to Polo Club
October 1 - PH3 Run 1804
Cannonball, Jack Wow, Golden Rivet and Lost Cause
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32
September 2018
September 24 - PH3 Run 1803
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore, Mayo Queen and Whore in the Window
49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 4.4 km from Soi Huay Yai
September 17 - PH3 Run 1802
VV Sausage BBQ Run
VV, Two Time and Sour Kraut Bone Collector
63 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 10 - PH3 Run 1801
Dreggs, Seal Sucker and General Kidney Wiper
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack
September 3 - PH3 Run 1800
The Veterans' Run
General Kidney Wiper, Sir Spaghetti Head and Mrs Head
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
August 2018
August 27 - PH3 Run 1799
Unstable Load, Chicken Dundee and Ninja Princess
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
August 20 - PH3 Run 1798
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore and Mayo Queen
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 1.7 km past the Polo Club
August 13 - PH3 Run 1797
View Point A-Site with Sausage BBQ
VV, Zenergy, Two Time and Lipovitamin
65 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
August 6 - PH3 Run 1796
The Wizard and Bob Snot Here
55 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 2.4 km S of Chinese Village
July 2018
July 30 - PH3 Run 1795
SFW and Lady Flipper Anniversary Run
Sir Free Willy and Lady Flipper
49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Na Jomtien Soi 8
July 23 - PH3 Run 1794
The Aussie Run
Lone Wolf, K.A.M., Captain Kangaroo, Piss Poorer, Phantom, Scarlet Pimpernel, Rubber Dick, Slug, No Knickers and Baby No Knickers
73 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 16 - PH3 Run 1793
Belgian National Day Run
VV, Rat von Kiel, Mayo Queen, Chicken Dundee and Two Time
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from Bira Racetrack
July 9 - PH3 Run 1792
Snap, Crackle and Pop Run
VV, Two Time, Colonel Cornhole, Snap, Crackle and Pop
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
July 2 - PH3 Run 1791
American Independence Day Run
Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, GI Joe, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2018
June 25 - PH3 Run 1790
Mad Hatter's Run
Arse Bandit and Andy Whorehole
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
June 18 - PH3 Run 1789
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV and Two Time
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
June 11 - PH3 Run 1788
Linear Accelerator and Cannonball
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
June 4 - PH3 Run 1787
The Betty Boop Run
Mrs Head and Black Hole
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - 5 km S - 800m along Soi Thetsaban 26
May 2018
May 28 - PH3 Run 1786
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV, Mayo Queen and Rat von Kiel
60 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
May 21 - PH3 Run 1785
Scotch on the Rocks
General Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC Road
May 14 - PH3 Run 1784
Not 'The Norwegian Run' Run
Princess Bum Boy, Peler, Sir Arse-a-Holic and Pink Dolphin
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
May 7 - PH3 Run 1783
Crapper and Pocket Socket
76 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
April 2018
April 30 - PH3 Run 1782
The Grand Masters' Run
Mental Disorder, Sperm Polluter, Absolutely Fucking Clueless, Pinky, Menstrual Disorder and Casper
85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
April 23 - PH3 Run 1781
St. George's Day Run
SFW, Lady Flipper, Phantom and Tampax
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 – 3 km South of Phoenix Rd
April 16 - PH3 Run 1780
Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Unstable Load
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
April 9 - PH3 Run 1779
VV Sausage BBQ
VV, Beverley Hills Pink Cock and Zenergy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Huai Yai - 11.3 km from Sukhumvit
April 2 - PH3 Run 1778
Liberace and Odd-Job
85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 2 km from Hwy 3240
March 2018
March 26 - PH3 Run 1777
Burl Ives, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause and Miss Use Me
93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
March 19 - PH3 Run 1776
The Birthday Hares BBQ Run
VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from Bira Racetrck
March 12 - PH3 Run 1775
St. Paddy's Day Run
Kee Mah, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder and Wank-King's Wanker
84 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong - South shore
March 5 - PH3 Run 1774
Unstable Load, Chicken Dundee, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 500m N of Soi Huai Yai
February 2018
February 26 - PH3 Run 1773
Tampax and Love Boat
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
February 19 - PH3 Run 1772
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fuckey, Arse van Hole and Chicken Dundee
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - East shore Huai Tu 2
February 12 - PH3 Run 1771
Valentines Day Run
Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Scar W/2T's and Bell Star
98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
February 5 - PH3 Run 1770
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
January 2018
January 29 - PH3 Run 1769
Annual General Piss-up Run
Mental Disorder and The Wizard
106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 22 - PH3 Run 1768
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 8.2 km from Sukhumvit - N side
January 15 - PH3 Run 1767
Tampax and Pole Fucker
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Asian U. & 2.5 km E
January 8 - PH3 Run 1766
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
VV, No More Cum and Two Time
113 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 2 km E of Siam CC Roundabout
January 1 - PH3 Run 1765
The New Year's Run
Tampax and Love Boat
118 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 3 km N of 36

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About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.


Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 11,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.


For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, Mental Disorder
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 089 095 7306

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sir Free Willy
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 086 078 5681


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About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.