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Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of December. Thanks to all the hares who have come forward the hareline is looking very good. Only one date still open in November (Monday, 30th Nov).

The January hareline will be opened on the first run in November. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, November 4th, 2020 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The October Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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49 hashers qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 33 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

Veterans' Run 2019 was Run 1852 on September 2nd. 43 Hashers ran free on the day and received a PH3 run towel, Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their towel when they next run with PH3.

Winter Schedule Started October 5th

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As the days are now getting shorter, starting from Run 1895 - October 5th we returned to our winter schedule.

To be clear, starting October 5th we will gather at 2:30 PM and the last bus will leave at 3:00 PM sharp. First circle starts at 4:00 PM and second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30 PM.

Website Construction Report

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This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.

Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1899
Loi Krathong Run
Monday, November 2nd 2020

krathong-120Hares:  
PH3 Harriettes
Celebrate Loy Krathong with our Thai Harriettes.
Food sponsored by the hares.
Prize for best Loy Kratong dress and home-made krathong.
Location:  
Soi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
GPS:   12°52'54.3"N   100°59'17.5"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1899 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)

From Soi Thepprasit drive South on Sukhumvit 6 km to Soi Wat Huay Yai and turn left. Continue for 7.2 km to Soi Polo 1 (HHH) and turn left. Follow Soi Polo 1 for 3.3 km and turn right (HHH). Proceed along the macadam road for 1.1 km and turn right into dirt track (HHH). Follow dirt track for about 500m to the A-Site.

Google Maps Directions: Click Here

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.

Mis-Information (for all others)

Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1898
The Halloween Run
Monday, October 26th 2020

Hares:
VV, Two Time and Tampax		Map to Run 1898 A-Site
Scribe:   Sperm Polluter
Hash Flash:   Pussy Snatcher (Run & Circle)
Runners:   65
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°56'10.52" N   101°01'08.37" E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 36 - 3.4 km E on Shell Station Road
no-ghostsHares:
VV, Two Time and Tampax
Scribe:   Sperm Polluter
Hash Flash:   Pussy Snatcher (Run & Circle)
Runners:   65
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°56'10.52" N   101°01'08.37" E
Map to Run 1898 A-Site
Highway 36 - 3.4 km E on Shell Station Road
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Sperm Polluter

The Hashers gathered at the A Site behind the Shell gas station on highway 36, a nice area with ample space for parking. Today was the Halloween Run, and it was going to be a special day as the hares were VV, Two Time and Tampax.
Even though the A Site was a vast and predominantly dry area, it didn't stop 2 muppets from driving into the only wet muddy place and promptly getting bogged down, luckily Bum Boy has a 4x4 and escaped without too much trouble but not the same for Linear Accelerator. Several Hashers went across and braved the ankle deep mud to try and push him out, but most of the hashers thought "fuck him, dopey twat". Under the guidance of Lost Cause the attempt to free LA from his predicament was unsuccessful and he had to be dragged out by the baht bus.
The Hares and Linear Accelerator were busy setting up their guitars, amps and microphones and we knew we were in for a treat, well it is Halloween (trick or treat).

The GM called the first circle, Happy Survivor was eagerly awaiting the new shoes segment with one of her new shoes in her hand, the GM called Duchess Tadpole into the circle because she also had new shoes, but she had changed into an old pair, she claimed the new ones were for driving. The GM ordered her to "fetch" and she promptly came back with her brand new shiny wellies.

The hares were called in and gave us the chalk talk and off we went. Considering who the hares were we knew we would be in for a wet and challenging run, suffice to say, they didn't disappoint us.

Back at the A-Site the GM calls the 2nd circle and instantly puts Fleece Lifter on the ice for talking too much and he also gets the Hash Trash for losing his phone pouch.
Next up was the Hash Crash, GI Joe and Jackal were iced, GI Joe informed the GM that if nobody sees you fall then it doesn't count and said it was the pineapple that cut him.
Jackal has a fetish for falling and screaming out loudly, he informed the GM that he only screamed once and didn't fall, which was a lie because Sperm Polluter heard several screams and turned around to see him face down in the dirt.

At this stage the hares had organised some free snacks, there was a rush to the table but nobody is going to beat Phantom when it comes to food, especially free food.

The circle continues and the GM puts the hares on ice, it's time for the run opinion. Ballringer is asked what he thought of the run, he looks confused but that's normal, and with a mouthful of food says "err, what sorry, err, what was the question"?
Fleece Lifter said it was a good run, but he"s still trying to grasp the concept of hashing, picking up the check and shouting back-check, I guess he's colour blind as checks are red and back-checks blue. Bless him, he can run but he's really really dumb.
Anyway the hares did a great job and the run was considered to be a good one.

It's time for the raffle which is always an exciting time for the harriettes, and the winners are Lost Cause, Casper, Bengt Potato, Fleece Lifters G/F, Festering Fish Face and Velcro Dick (who won twice including a nice little bikini which should fit him nicely).

Emperor Airhead steps into the circle, now as it's Halloween some of the hashers have dressed up for the occasion. The men are judged first, Pussy Snatcher, VV, Lord Chicken Fucker, Mr Bean, Fleece Lifter. VV gets the biggest cheer and wins the prize.
OK now it's time for the harriettes; Telly Tubby, Ninja Princess, Lost Cause, Knickerless, Hoi Wan, Two Time, Miss Use Me and Cookie Monster. Ninja Princess gets the biggest cheer and wins the prize, hope she puts the bottle of vodka to good use. All the girls made an excellent effort, well done.

Emperor Airhead asks Lord Chicken Fucker to have a seat on the ice but he's nowhere to be found, Happy Survivor chirps up, "he's away fucking the chickens".
When LCF eventually sits on the ice, it turns out that somebody had been arrested for actually fucking chickens, turns out Happy Survivor was right after all.

The GM takes the circle and informs everyone it's time for the Hare's Song, Tampax and Linear Accelerator with their finely tuned equipment entertained the circle with their rendition of Monster Mash and Ghost Rider in the Sky which had all the fancy dressed up hashers dancing in the circle. Great effort from everyone, thank you.

Lady Squeeze My Tube, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan were iced because they all had recent or upcoming birthdays, they were presented with the birthday cake and the infamous birthday song ensued.
DT and HW leave the circle and LSMT is left sitting alone, the GM rightly ices GI Joe (the husband) because at a recent gathering at Pussy Snatchers house GI Joe said him and LSMT do everything together.
The real reason LSMT is left on the ice was to receive a certificate of recognition from the PH3 for the hard work she does behind the scenes.

So it's time for the Wizards Wanker of the Week award, the GM ices Sperm Polluter, Mr Bean and Fleece Lifter. Apparently Sperm Polluter at the aforementioned gathering divulged his addiction to porn, the GM said it was man porn, "not true" said Spermy, "it's ladyboy porn".
Mr Bean was iced because on social media he recently informed the hashers he would be wearing a costume for Halloween, instead he turned up in a gay vest he bought in a bar in Boys Town and a Ladies Sarong. Fleece Lifter was a candidate because he turned up in a Wizards outfit, how very dare he, we all know there is only one Wizard, and the winner by a unanimous cheer is Fleece Lifter for trying to steal the GMs mantle.

French Kiss has achieved 100 runs and will be rewarded with her 100 run shirt, well done FK.

LCF takes the circle and immediately informs everyone he's the Bishop of Lamberth Palace in London (how does he make this shit up).
He ices Phantom, Seal Sucker, Parisian Titty and She's the Boss for not cheering for him in the fancy dress competition.
Knickerless is put on the ice, Ballringer is shouting "skin skin", I always knew he was a pervert.
Phantom comes back in to join Knickerless on the ice, and LCF talks about Phantom and his big Harley, saying that all these butch bikers wear knickers and suspenders under their leather gear.

The GM puts Flatulence on the ice because he was in a right drunken state last week, and he's drunk again this week, so he gets the Drunken Donkey award.

The night is coming to a close and it's time for the final down down (da da da da), Gangreen, Pikaninny, Don't Squeeze My Balls, Knickerless, Phantom and Sperm Polluter drink the final down downs and continue on for the Hash Hymn.

On-On!  Sperm Polluter

Show Run 1898 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 65

Hashers Present Last Week - 52

9 Mark Palmer; 169 ARSE VAN HOLE; 757 BALL RINGER; 207 BUM BOY; 246 BURL IVES; 171 CASPER; 68 CHIP CHIP; 506 DAME LIBERACE; 250 DIRT LOONEY; 269 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 7 DON'T SQUEEZE MY BALLS; 1532 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 11 FESTERING FISH FACE; 64 FLATULENCE; 17 FLEECE LIFTER; 100 FRENCH KISS; 35 FUCK OFF; 787 G.I. JOE; 456 GANGREEN; 248 GOLDEN RIVET; 104 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 126 HOI WAN; 57 KNICKERLESS; 585 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 1193 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 279 LOST CAUSE; 173 MAYO QUEEN; 249 MISS USE ME; 22 MR BEAN; 843 MRS. HEAD; 68 PARISIAN TITI; 390 PELER; 197 PHANTOM; 7 PICKANINNY; 17 PING PONG; 96 PUSSY SNATCHER; 134 SCOOBIE DOO; 329 SEAL SUCKER; 121 SHE'S THE BOSS; 839 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 881 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 982 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 111 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 16 SOMETHING STUPID; 103 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 199 SPERM POLLUTER; 170 TELLY TUBBY; 205 THE WIZARD; 339 TWO TIME; 201 UNSTABLE LOAD; 474 VELCRO DICK; 971 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR;

Returners - 11

193 BENGT POTATO; 28 COOKIE MONSTER; 652 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 237 JACKAL; 340 KARAMBA; 153 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 43 NINJA PRINCESS; 63 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 46 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 525 TAMPAX; 47 VIOS;

Visitors - 2

2 Parichat Thongbang (Kay Pornchit) - Pattaya Jungle H3, Thailand
5 HUNG LIKE A BEAN - Bandung H3, Indonesia

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 1

FRENCH KISS was congratulated for 100 PH3 Runs

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 8

FLEECE LIFTER - Hash Trash for losing his phone pouch
G.I. JOE - Hash Crash (those pesky pineapples)
JACKAL - Hash Crash (multiple screamer)
V.V. - Hash Halloween Male Sinner (Fancy Dress winner)
NINJA PRINCESS - Hash Halloween Female Sinner (Fancy Dress winner)
LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE - Received PH3 recognition award for organizing Hash Transport
FLEECE LIFTER - Wanker of the Week (again)
FLATULENCE - Hash Drunken Donkey

Birthdays - 3

Happy Birthday LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE - October 24
Happy Birthday DUCHESS TADPOLE - October 25
Happy Birthday HOI WAN - October 27

Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.

33 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1532 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1193 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (2)
982 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
971 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
800+ Runs (6)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John (R.I.P.) 203 M
881 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
854 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
843 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
839 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
802 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
700+ Runs (4)
787 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
780 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
757 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
600+ Runs (5)
681 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
657 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
652 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (13)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
585 9097 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE - Jirasak, Janya
 1210 F
582 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans (R.I.P.) 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
538 7113 SGT LONE WOLF - Whiteway, Alan 966 M
527 8103 BELL END - Pidtharapa, Tim 1066 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
525 293 TAMPAX - Flanagan, Tony 633 M
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F
506 9567 DAME LIBERACE - Holbaek-hanssen, Bjorn  1292 M

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a weekly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

If you find any errors, please contact: dirtlooney@gmail.com with the details.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.

 
Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
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Stephen "FLOATING FECES" Beard Pattaya Mail
Frank "THE WHORATOR" Benfield On this site
John “MR SHEEN” Hanon Offsite Link
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall On this site
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler On this site
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

                    Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
John "KING YAO YAO" Guenther 3-Oct-20 203 881
Stephen "FLOATING FECES" Beard 7-Sept-20 436 3
Kevin "BANANAS" Glentworth 28-Aug-20 906 127
Frank "THE WHORATOR" Benfield 15-Aug-20 14 152
Hans "FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG" van den Eyden 13-July-20 1725 20
Julius "HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER" Burai 5-June-20 1733 31
Samir "HURTS HER VAGINA" Bobech 3-June-20 1735 30
Ken "TEASPOON / BULL SITTER" Machado 16-Mar-20 880 18
Paul "LORD LUCAN" Eldred 16-Feb-20 844 283
Robert “SAMMY DAVIS JNR” Howard 18-Jan-20 1135 6
Anders "PUSSY WHIPPED" Ekberg 31-Dec-19 1500 45
Hakan "PC PORN" Petersson 25-Aug-19 1836 12
Bill "TUMBLING BILL" Panton 22-Jun-19 57 1
Hans "SQUARE HEAD" Haugsjordet 11-Jun-19 148 63
John “MR SHEEN” Hanon 29-Apr-19 568 64
Robert "TUPPERWARE" Jeangot 20-Apr-19 1138 36
Terje "OSLO FUCKIN' ERE'' Eriksen 02-Mar-19 193 53
Dave "SHIT DOG" Mackie 27-Feb-19 464 14
Maik "GERMAN KUNT KISSER" Sshwagerus 10-Oct-18 1673 11
Paul "KOJAK" Nugnes 27-Sep-18 348 25
David "CRACK MY COCCYX" Pack ??-Sep-18 1070 260
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall 31-Jul-18 16 134
Louis "DOGGY STYLE" Verbruggen 26-Jul-18 1751 5
Allan "MISSING LINK" Minnis 05-Jan-18 484 189
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 206
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler 08-Aug-17 303 327
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Franky "FRANKY GOES TO 7/11" Fournet 2015 / 2016 1134 29
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 03-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Jean-Philippe "JPS" Secol 08-Jul-12 1225 2
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Peter "BUSTED COLOSTOMY BAG" Holeczek unknown 404 64
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.

About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.

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PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.

All Runs 2019
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

This page contains monthly tables listing all runs for the year. Provides a convenient place to review the year's activities and has links to all run reports and A-Site location maps. The tables also show the number of hashers attending the run.

Download links are provided for all printed Hash Sheets. If you are a hare, click on any location link and you can page through all A-Site maps for the year. Very convenient if you are trying to remember a site from the past for your future run.

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2019
December 30 - PH3 Run 1869
The New Years Run		Sour Kraut Bone Collector, She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head,Ging Gang Goolies
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
December 23 - PH3 Run 1868
The Christmas Run		Odd-Job, Liberace, Scar w/2T's
100 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
December 16 - PH3 Run 1867
Del Boy, Beetroot Head
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 9 - PH3 Run 1866
The Belgian Run		VV, Kiss My Toot, Street Cleaner, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Stephane, Francis
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - Hua Khun Chit lakeside
December 2 - PH3 Run 1865
Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Jungle Mother
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
November 2019
November 25 - PH3 Run 1864
VV 20 Years and More Run & Sausage BBQ		VV, Two Time, Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Tomboy, Ewok, Miss Chivas, Olive Oil, Scoobie Doo
129 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
November 18 - PH3 Run 1863
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Unstable Load
79 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
November 11 - PH3 Run 1862
The Slovenian Run		She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Singing Granny, Sausage Head, Car Licker
77 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
November 4 - PH3 Run 1861
Steptoe, Turd Burglar
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - near the rifle range
October 2019
October 28 - PH3 Run 1860
The Halloween Run		Hard On, Sausage Head, She's the Boss, Dog Licks Its Dick, Happy Survivor
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - just after new flyover
October 21 - PH3 Run 1859
The Oktoberfest Run		VV, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Paprika Smiley, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Billion Sucker
105 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 14 - PH3 Run 1858
Battle of Hastings Run		Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Arse van Hole, Sour Kraut Bone Collector
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - Thetsahan Soi 12 - 2.6 km from Sukhumvit
October 7 - PH3 Run 1857
Arse Bandit, Atomic Muff Diver, Madam Sin
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
September 2019
September 30 - PH3 Run 1856
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Telly Tubby, Brass Monkey
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
September 23 - PH3 Run 1855
VV Sausage BBQ Run		Del Boy, VV and Two Time
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 16 - PH3 Run 1854
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
September 9 - PH3 Run 1853
Princess Bum Boy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
September 2 - PH3 Run 1852
The Veterans Run		The Wizard, Sauce for the Goose
61 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
August 2019
August 26 - PH3 Run 1851
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
68 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
August 19 - PH3 Run 1850
Antique's 75th Birthday Run		 Antique, Barnacle Bollox, Lord Chicken Fucker
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 6.9 km E of Sukhumvit - slip road at new flyover
August 12 - PH3 Run 1849
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Chip Chip
52 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
August 5 - PH3 Run 1848
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
July 2019
July 29 - PH3 Run 1847
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor and Sausage Head
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
July 22 - PH3 Run 1846
The Aussie Run		The Aussie Crew and Thai friends
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 15 - PH3 Run 1845
Belgian National Day Run		VV, Mayo Queen, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Arse van Hole, Unstable Load
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
July 8 - PH3 Run 1844
Seal Sucker and Beverley Hills Pink Cock
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
July 1 - PH3 Run 1843
American Independence Day Run		Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2019
June 24 - PH3 Run 1842
The German Run		Beverley Hills Pink Cock, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Ging Gang Goolies, Sausage Head, Baht Bus Gestapo
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
June 17 - PH3 Run 1841
Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
June 10 - PH3 Run 1840
Arse Bandit, Del Boy and Atomic Muff Diver
75 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
June 3 - PH3 Run 1839
The Betty Boop Run		Lost Cause, Two Time, Duchess Tadpole, Telly Tubby, Miss Use Me, Hoi Wan, VV, Golden Rivet
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - 3.5 km N along Soi 9
May 2019
May 27 - PH3 Run 1838
She's the Boss and Happy Survivor
57 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
May 20 - PH3 Run 1837
Scotch on the Rocks Run		Dirt Looney, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Andy Whorehole
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 250m N of Soi Phoenix CC
May 13 - PH3 Run 1836
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Mayo Queen, Two Time
47 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
May 6 - PH3 Run 1835
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
April 2019
April 29 - PH3 Run 1834
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Parisian Titi, Two Time and Chip Chip
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
April 22 - PH3 Run 1833
St. George's Day Run		Lord Chicken Fucker, Tampax, Turd Burglar and Pole Fucker
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
April 15 - PH3 Run 1832
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess. Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Arse Van Hole
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Bang Sare - Unstable Load's House
April 8 - PH3 Run 1831
Beetroot Head, Arse Bandit, She's the Boss and Hurts Her Vagina
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
April 1 - PH3 Run 1830
Bum Run Number 3		Princess Bum Boy and Jungle Princess
89 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
March 2019
March 25 - PH3 Run 1829
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Smokey's Nanny and Arse van Hole
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 5.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
March 18 - PH3 Run 1828
VV and AVH Birthday with Sausage BBQ		VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
95 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
March 11 - PH3 Run 1827
St. Paddy's Day Run		Kee Mah, Redcoat and Wank-King's Wanker
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan Sanwararam – 8.1 km E of Sukhumvit
March 4 - PH3 Run 1826
Golden Rivet, Cannonball, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
February 2019
February 25 - PH3 Run 1825
Tampax and Love Boat
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
February 18 - PH3 Run 1824
Le French Connection Run		VV, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Street Cleaner
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
February 11 - PH3 Run 1823
Valentines Day Run		Scar W2TS, Bell Star, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
February 4 - PH3 Run 1822
Beetroot Head, Paprika Smiley and Arse Bandit
96 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
January 2019
January 28 - PH3 Run 1821
Annual General Piss Up Run		The Wizard, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
117 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 21 - PH3 Run 1820
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road – 1 km from Sukhumvit and 4 km NE
January 14 - PH3 Run 1819
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
109 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
January 7 - PH3 Run 1818
PH3 35th Anniversary Run		VV, Scar W/2T's, Phantom and No More Cum
193 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 12,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.

For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sperm Polluter
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 084 357 9005

PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Wednesday, October 7th 2020

Attendence:  The Wizard, Liberace, Wank Kings Wanker, Ging Gang Goolies, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole, VV, Flatulence, Ball Ringer, Pussy Snatcher, Sperm Polluter, Dirt Looney

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   Nil
  • Previous Minutes:   Read and approved. No matters arising.
  • Bookie Report:   Liberace reported a deficit of 12,500 baht for the month, (3,000 for the year) due mainly to exceptional expenses lately. Average number of sign-ups for the year is 78, one less than this time last year, but we expect this differential to increase over the remainder of the year due to the lack of visitors.
    Raffle sales and profit are good but not surprisingly sales of Rags are minimal. Beer consumption is within expected levels.
  • Webmaster Report:   Dirt Looney, who has been covering the duties of the webmaster recently, reported that the website is pretty much up to date. No issues, but we do expect the webmaster to be out of action for at least another month. Best wishes to WKW and thanks to DL for taking over at short notice.
  • Brew Master Report:   VV told us that the truck still needs some reparative welding; he will attend to this as soon as practicable, and pay the truck insurance which is due this month.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   Sperm Polluter advised us that the hare line was in reasonable shape. Hares are required for the last run in November and a few dates in December.
  • Rags Report:   No report offered in the absence of the Rags master.
  • On-on Bars Report:   Numbers attending the on on bars are fairly low but proportionate to the number of hashers using the baht buses. However, it was felt that as a group we should encourage hashers to come to the on on bars, to offer support to the bars. The possibility of replacing Buffalo bar with Hustlers was discussed. Liberace to visit Hustlers to chat to the management there before any decision is made.
  • Special Runs:
    • 1900th run – free BBQ and free raffle with Spin the Wheel.
    • There will be no Octoberfest Run this year.
    • Halloween – there will be extra snacks, circle entertainment, a pre order shirt (approved by the committee) and the usual fancy dress competition.
    • Loi Krathong – prizes for the best costume and best Krathong.
    • No beach party this autumn.
  • Other Business:
    • 2021 special run calendar: TW produced a schedule of special runs for next year. Approved by all.
    • • DL – informed us of the arrangement for the funeral of King Yao Yao and it was agreed that PH3 would provide a wreath. He also informed us of Siam Sunday hash on Oct 11th and suggested if sufficient PH3 members wished to attend, a baht bus could be organised (at the rider’s cost).
    • • UL requested permission to procure 4 shirts for the Beer Police. Agreed.
    • • VV explained the importance of hares giving notice if they are bringing extra snacks or food to a run as this directly impacts the sale of sandwiches after the run. Recently there has been wasted sandwiches when hares have brought extra snacks unannounced. To be mentioned in the circle and SP to mention to all hares.
    • • Liberace expressed his gratitude to DL for his work on the website and database recently.
  • New Business:
    • No New Business

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.

About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.