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Hashing has Resumed :)

Upcoming Runs 2021

Run # Date Special / Named Run Hares
1912 Mar-01   Unstable Load, Ninja Princess,
Smokey Trucky Fucky & Arse Van Hole
1913 Mar-08   V.V. & Beetroot Head
1914 Mar-15 St Paddy's Day Run Sperm Polluter & ... need some Paddies!!
1915 Mar-22 VV 200th Hare & Birthday V.V. & Two Time
1916 Mar-29   She's the Boss, Fuck Off,
Spastic Whore King, Happy Survivor
1917 Apr-05 Norwegian Run Bum Boy, Peler, Sir Arse-A-Holic & Ping Pong
1918 Apr-12   ~ Hares Needed ~
1919 Apr-19 St George's Day Run ~ Hares Needed ~
1920 Apr-26   ~ Hares Needed ~
1921 May   ~ Hares Needed ~
1922 May   ~ Hares Needed ~
1923 May Scotch on the Rocks Dirt Loony & The Jocks
1924 May   ~ Hares Needed ~
1925 May   ~ Hares Needed ~

The Receding Hareline now works and should match the above table.

The 'Upcoming Runs' section will continue to be updated and corrected.

The generation of the Calendar for 2021 is hard coded and may take some time to fix. For the time being please ignore this page.

Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of May. <== This link works again!

However, the code used to generate the calendar for 2021 doesn't account for the COVID break and so for the time being, please ignore this page.

Thanks to all the hares who have come forward the hareline your efforts are greatly appreciated.

We are in the process of contacting previous hares to check whether they are still available. Please refer to upcoming run links for more details.

Please feel free to contact the Hare Raiser if you're interested in haring a run..

The June hareline will be opened on the first run in April. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, March 3rd, 2021 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The February Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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49 hashers qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 33 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

Veterans' Run 2019 was Run 1852 on September 2nd. 43 Hashers ran free on the day and received a PH3 run towel, Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their towel when they next run with PH3.

Summer Schedule Started March 8th

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As the days are now getting longer, starting from Run 1913 - March 8th we will return to our summer schedule.

To be clear, starting March 8th we will gather at 3:00 PM and the last bus will leave at 3:30 PM sharp. First circle starts at 4:30 PM and second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00 PM.

Website Construction Report

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As announced at the February Mis-Management Meeting, Wank Kings Wanker has stood down from his position of Webmaster, and all associated duties. I'm sure everyone will join me in thanking him for his many years of service to PH3.

On On.
The Wizard (G.M.)

 

Following this, you will find that due to the COVID related gap in Hashing that some features such as Calendars for 2021  and Special Runs 2021 no longer function correctly.

The  statistics such as Receding Hareline, Run and Hare Ranking Tables will continue to be updated manually at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next?
A new Webmaster has been assigned - PUSSY SNATCHER.
He is currently working on generating a new website so everything you see before will be available  and hopefully more easily . We will keep you updated as this new site goes live.
As far as you are concerned, this should be seamless as the current URL will be re-directed to the new website location.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-On Dirt Looney (Web Assistant)

Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1912
Monday, March 1st 2021

belgian-flagHares:  
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Smokey Trucky Fucky & Arse Van Hole
Location:  
Pass Nong Nut Gardens - Thetsahan Soi 12 - 5.2 km from Sukhumvit
GPS:   12°44'55.0"N   100°56'44.0"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Hustlers
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1912 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)

Drive South from Soi Thepprasit along Sukhumvit Road for 18 km (about 3 Km past the entrance to Nong Nut Gardens) and turn left into Soi 12 (HHH). Proceed along this road for 4.5 km (crossing the railway line after 3.5 km) and turn right (HHH). Proceed along this track for 700m where you will find the A-site.

Google Maps Directions: Click Here

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.

Mis-Information (for all others)

Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1911
Thai-French Connection Circuit Paul Ricard
Monday, February 22nd 2021

Hares:
VV, Two Time, Parisian TiTi, Chip Chip, SKBC, French Kiss Something Stupid, Street Cleaner, Dirty Pussy		Map to Run 1911 A-Site
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run) & Jack Wow (Circle)
Runners:   85
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°59'45.6"N   100°58'12.1"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 3240 - 8.2 km NW on Santi Kham Road
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VV, Two Time, Parisian TiTi, Chip Chip, SKBC, French Kiss Something Stupid, Street Cleaner, Dirty Pussy
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run) & Jack Wow (Circle)
Runners:   85
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°59'45.6"N   100°58'12.1"E
Map to Run 1911 A-Site
Highway 3240 - 8.2 km NW on Santi Kham Road
Download Google Earth .kmz file

149 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Mr Bean

History:
The Circuit Paul Ricard is a French motorsport race track built in 1969 at Le Castellet, Var, near Marseille, with finance from pastis magnate Paul Ricard. Ricard wanted to experience the challenge of building a racetrack. Opened in April 1970, the circuit's innovative facilities made it one of the safest motor racing circuits in the world at the time of its opening. The circuit had three track layout permutations, a large industrial park and an airstrip. The combination of modern facilities, mild winter weather and an airstrip made it popular amongst racing teams for car testing during the annual winter off-season.Since the Hash is currently in a perpetual off-season, the Hares attempted a foot-powered version through local conditions. No deaths were reported.

The country of France emerged from the fragmentation of the larger Carolingian empire, when Hugh Capet became King of West Francia in 987. (The Wizard became Grand Master much more recently.) That kingdom consolidated power and expanded territorially, becoming known as “France.” Early wars were fought over land with English monarchs, including the Hundred Years War, then against the Habsburgs, especially after the latter inherited Spain and appeared to surround France. At one point France was closely associated with the Avignon Papacy, and experienced wars of religion after the Reformation between a twisting combination of Catholic and Protestant. (Basically like the schism between Pattaya Jungle H3 and Pattaya H3.) French royal power reached its peak with the reign of Louis XIV (1642–1715), and French culture dominated Europe like ten hares dominated Monday's Hash...

French and Indian War, the American phase of a worldwide nine years’ war (1754–63), was fought between France and Great Britain. It determined control of the vast colonial territory of North America. Hashing was not yet invented, but trails were popular.

The French Revolution, which began in 1789, overthrew Louis XVI (1754–1793) and established a republic. France found itself fighting wars and exporting its world-changing events across Europe.The French Revolution was soon eclipsed by the imperial ambitions of Napoleon Bonaparte (1769–1821), and the ensuing Napoleonic Wars saw France first militarily dominate Europe, then be defeated. The monarchy was restored, but instability followed and a second republic, second empire, and third republic followed in the nineteenth century. The twentieth century was marked by two German invasions, in 1914 and 1940, and a return to a democratic republic after liberation. France is currently in its Fifth Republic, established in 1959. I am quite sure that all those wars involved a great amount of mud. Somehow the ten Hares on this Hash were able to find some muddy wetland in the middle of a four-month drought. Most hashes these days are like walking through a giant sand trap that goes on for miles at a time. Quagmire (le bourbier) is good on Hashes, bad in wars.

At the end of the trail we were treated to a drink stop with delicious liqueur and cheese (le fromage), washed down with potato chips (chips de pommes de terre).

The circle:

First things first, a pink singlet Hash Trash was found and Ass Van Hole put it on. It was only about 10 sizes too small but looked good. Then he didn't have a Hash shirt on, which is against the rules.

Singing granny lost her friend.

All Hares in the bucket except les femmes.

Run discussion:

"Too many hills." "Little muddy." "Great trail." "How did he find so much fucking mud?" "Scar you can do it." "I had a blister." "It took 9 years to do it." "Enjoyed it." Sandy. Tampax thought he knew where he was, but didn't..

Awards:
The awards were presented by Sperm Polluter. The awards were GI Joe had 800 runs.

Scar with Two Ts turned 60. Scar with Two Ts took the circle:
Private party. Does chivalry include girls not going in the bucket, only boys? Beer hunters are still impotent. Ode to those who go through detention coming into the Kingdom. We'd be more boring without them. It would just be the same guys we have to look at every week. Dirt Looney talked with himself.

Wanker of the Week:
Ging Gang Gooly won for bringing in a non-specific Hash Trash that was too petite to even fit him. Mr. Bean came in second for being himself.

Purple berets apparently are for Belgian paratroopers. If at first you don't succeed, paratrooping is not for you. Unstable Load was an actual real Belgian paratrooper. He tried to give us a history lesson, but we don't even know the geography of that place and have no attention span. Is it even big enough to fly a plane over and jump out of it before you go into Liechtenstein?

Lord Chicken Fucker went:
He spoke about Alzheimer's, fellatio, balloons. The walk was a bit short again!
(I've been thinking that if I can reduce my bodily pain down to 95% I should always traverse the running trail.)

Mr Small advised on how to get big. He has ambitions to become a human tripod.

There was an attempt at a Hare song. Are we the most musically retarded Hash in the world? I'll have to ask the Mobile Alabama Hash, who didn't even know the song 'In Mobile'.

Hash Hymn was sung. We always eschew the best verse:

I'm sometimes up and sometimes down
Coming for to carry me home
One thing I knows, I'm heavenly bound
Coming for to carry me home

On-On!  Mr Bean

Show Run 1911 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 85

Hashers Present Last Week - 63

4 Ulrich Thietje; 3 Hans Stakenburg; 2 Steve Small; 4 Suksan Thongsaen; 182 ARSE VAN HOLE; 770 BALL RINGER; 122 BEETROOT HEAD; 195 BENGT POTATO; 246 BILLION SUCKER; 220 BUM BOY; 259 BURL IVES; 183 CASPER; 76 CHIP CHIP; 39 COOKIE MONSTER; 519 DAME LIBERACE; 263 DIRT LOONEY; 279 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 13 DON'T; 661 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 76 FLATULENCE; 28 FLEECE LIFTER; 113 FRENCH KISS; 800 G.I. JOE; 468 GANGREEN; 111 GING GANG GOOLIES; 261 GOLDEN RIVET; 116 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 136 HOI WAN; 84 JACK WOW; 598 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 1206 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 292 LOST CAUSE; 186 MAYO QUEEN; 262 MISS USE ME; 854 MRS. HEAD; 108 NO TRUCKING IDEA; 198 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 76 PARISIAN TITI; 29 PING PONG; 71 POL DANCER; 90 POLE FUCKER; 10 POPCORN QUEEN; 144 SCOOBIE DOO; 133 SHE'S THE BOSS; 16 SINGING GRANNY; 851 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 894 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 993 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 124 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 74 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 29 SOMETHING STUPID; 116 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 58 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 211 SPERM POLLUTER; 5 SUNSHINE; 180 TELLY TUBBY; 218 THE WIZARD; 253 TOM BOY; 351 TWO TIME; 12 UNCONSCIOUS MASTERBATER; 213 UNSTABLE LOAD; 487 VELCRO DICK; 984 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR;

Returners - 18

2 Porntip Thasripu; 34 BELL STAR; 89 DIRTY PUSSY; 18 HAMBURG WHOREHOUSE; 342 KARAMBA; 22 LURCH; 117 MINELESS CUNT; 24 MISS SUDOKU; 29 MR BEAN; 45 PATPOM; 11 PICKANINNY; 325 SCAR W/2TS; 3 SEXY TAXI; 45 SNAKE BITE; 261 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 530 TAMPAX; 35 WHO CUT THE CHEESE; 22 YA YA;

Visitors - 4

2 Graeme Rae - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
8 HUNG LIKE A BEAN - Bandung H3, Indonesia
7 LEG OVER - Wanchai Hash, Hong Kong
9 SHITLIPS - Kowloon Hash, HK, China

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ None this week ~

Anniversaries - 1

G.I. JOE was congratulated on 800 runs with PH3

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ None this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 10

SPASTIC WHORE KING - Hash Flash for Run
JACK WOW - Hash Flash for Circle
UNCONSCIOUS MASTERBATER - Hash Shit (for Mis-Information)
Hans Stakenburg - Hash Trash (Mislaid glasses)
SINGING GRANNY - Hash Trash (for Lenka's lost shirt)
Porntip Thasripu - Hash Sinner (for bag in circe)
STUPID KRAUT KUNT - Hash Sinner (for bringing own drink in circle)
ARSE VAN HOLE - Hash Sinner (for wrong raffle ticket)
POPCORN QUEEN - Hash Sinner (for bringing own drink in circle)
GING GANG GOOLIES - Wanker Of The Week

Birthdays - 1

SCAR W/2TS - 25th February

Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.

33 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1536 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1206 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (2)
993 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
984 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
800+ Runs (7)
894 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John (R.I.P.) 203 M
854 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
854 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
851 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
802 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
800 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
700+ Runs (3)
780 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
770 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
600+ Runs (5)
681 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
661 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
657 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (14)
598 9097 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE - Jirasak, Janya
 1210 F
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
582 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans (R.I.P.) 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
538 7113 SGT LONE WOLF - Whiteway, Alan 966 M
532 8103 BELL END - Pidtharapa, Tim 1066 F
530 293 TAMPAX - Flanagan, Tony 633 M
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F
519 9567 DAME LIBERACE - Holbaek-hanssen, Bjorn  1292 M

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a weekly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

If you find any errors, please contact: dirtlooney@gmail.com with the details.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.

 
Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
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Stephen "FLOATING FECES" Beard Pattaya Mail
Frank "THE WHORATOR" Benfield On this site
John “MR SHEEN” Hanon Offsite Link
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall On this site
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler On this site
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

                    Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
Barry "SHIT ON MY SHIRT" Miller 15-Jan-21 1567 112
John "KING YAO YAO" Guenther 3-Oct-20 203 881
Stephen "FLOATING FECES" Beard 7-Sept-20 436 3
Kevin "BANANAS" Glentworth 28-Aug-20 906 127
Frank "THE WHORATOR" Benfield 15-Aug-20 14 152
Hans "FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG" van den Eyden 13-July-20 1725 20
Julius "HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER" Burai 5-June-20 1733 31
Samir "HURTS HER VAGINA" Bobech 3-June-20 1735 30
Ken "TEASPOON / BULL SITTER" Machado 16-Mar-20 880 18
Paul "LORD LUCAN" Eldred 16-Feb-20 844 283
Robert “SAMMY DAVIS JNR” Howard 18-Jan-20 1135 6
Anders "PUSSY WHIPPED" Ekberg 31-Dec-19 1500 45
Hakan "PC PORN" Petersson 25-Aug-19 1836 12
Bill "TUMBLING BILL" Panton 22-Jun-19 57 1
Hans "SQUARE HEAD" Haugsjordet 11-Jun-19 148 63
John “MR SHEEN” Hanon 29-Apr-19 568 64
Robert "TUPPERWARE" Jeangot 20-Apr-19 1138 36
Terje "OSLO FUCKIN' ERE'' Eriksen 02-Mar-19 193 53
Dave "SHIT DOG" Mackie 27-Feb-19 464 14
Maik "GERMAN KUNT KISSER" Sshwagerus 10-Oct-18 1673 11
Paul "KOJAK" Nugnes 27-Sep-18 348 25
David "CRACK MY COCCYX" Pack ??-Sep-18 1070 260
John "CAP'N SQUALL" Stall 31-Jul-18 16 134
Louis "DOGGY STYLE" Verbruggen 26-Jul-18 1751 5
Allan "MISSING LINK" Minnis 05-Jan-18 484 189
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 206
Dave "Dr. THRUSH; BHC" Chandler 08-Aug-17 303 327
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Franky "FRANKY GOES TO 7/11" Fournet 2015 / 2016 1134 29
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 03-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Jean-Philippe "JPS" Secol 08-Jul-12 1225 2
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Peter "BUSTED COLOSTOMY BAG" Holeczek unknown 404 64
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.

About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.

Archives

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.

All Runs 2019
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

This page contains monthly tables listing all runs for the year. Provides a convenient place to review the year's activities and has links to all run reports and A-Site location maps. The tables also show the number of hashers attending the run.

Download links are provided for all printed Hash Sheets. If you are a hare, click on any location link and you can page through all A-Site maps for the year. Very convenient if you are trying to remember a site from the past for your future run.

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2019
December 30 - PH3 Run 1869
The New Years Run		Sour Kraut Bone Collector, She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head,Ging Gang Goolies
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
December 23 - PH3 Run 1868
The Christmas Run		Odd-Job, Liberace, Scar w/2T's
100 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
December 16 - PH3 Run 1867
Del Boy, Beetroot Head
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 9 - PH3 Run 1866
The Belgian Run		VV, Kiss My Toot, Street Cleaner, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Stephane, Francis
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - Hua Khun Chit lakeside
December 2 - PH3 Run 1865
Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Jungle Mother
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
November 2019
November 25 - PH3 Run 1864
VV 20 Years and More Run & Sausage BBQ		VV, Two Time, Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Tomboy, Ewok, Miss Chivas, Olive Oil, Scoobie Doo
129 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
November 18 - PH3 Run 1863
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Unstable Load
79 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
November 11 - PH3 Run 1862
The Slovenian Run		She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Singing Granny, Sausage Head, Car Licker
77 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
November 4 - PH3 Run 1861
Steptoe, Turd Burglar
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - near the rifle range
October 2019
October 28 - PH3 Run 1860
The Halloween Run		Hard On, Sausage Head, She's the Boss, Dog Licks Its Dick, Happy Survivor
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - just after new flyover
October 21 - PH3 Run 1859
The Oktoberfest Run		VV, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Paprika Smiley, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Billion Sucker
105 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 14 - PH3 Run 1858
Battle of Hastings Run		Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Arse van Hole, Sour Kraut Bone Collector
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - Thetsahan Soi 12 - 2.6 km from Sukhumvit
October 7 - PH3 Run 1857
Arse Bandit, Atomic Muff Diver, Madam Sin
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
September 2019
September 30 - PH3 Run 1856
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Telly Tubby, Brass Monkey
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
September 23 - PH3 Run 1855
VV Sausage BBQ Run		Del Boy, VV and Two Time
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 16 - PH3 Run 1854
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
September 9 - PH3 Run 1853
Princess Bum Boy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
September 2 - PH3 Run 1852
The Veterans Run		The Wizard, Sauce for the Goose
61 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
August 2019
August 26 - PH3 Run 1851
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
68 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
August 19 - PH3 Run 1850
Antique's 75th Birthday Run		 Antique, Barnacle Bollox, Lord Chicken Fucker
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 6.9 km E of Sukhumvit - slip road at new flyover
August 12 - PH3 Run 1849
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Chip Chip
52 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
August 5 - PH3 Run 1848
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby
59 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
July 2019
July 29 - PH3 Run 1847
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor and Sausage Head
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
July 22 - PH3 Run 1846
The Aussie Run		The Aussie Crew and Thai friends
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 15 - PH3 Run 1845
Belgian National Day Run		VV, Mayo Queen, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Arse van Hole, Unstable Load
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
July 8 - PH3 Run 1844
Seal Sucker and Beverley Hills Pink Cock
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
July 1 - PH3 Run 1843
American Independence Day Run		Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2019
June 24 - PH3 Run 1842
The German Run		Beverley Hills Pink Cock, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Ging Gang Goolies, Sausage Head, Baht Bus Gestapo
58 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
June 17 - PH3 Run 1841
Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 3 km S of Phoenix CC Road and 1000m E
June 10 - PH3 Run 1840
Arse Bandit, Del Boy and Atomic Muff Diver
75 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
June 3 - PH3 Run 1839
The Betty Boop Run		Lost Cause, Two Time, Duchess Tadpole, Telly Tubby, Miss Use Me, Hoi Wan, VV, Golden Rivet
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - 3.5 km N along Soi 9
May 2019
May 27 - PH3 Run 1838
She's the Boss and Happy Survivor
57 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
May 20 - PH3 Run 1837
Scotch on the Rocks Run		Dirt Looney, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Andy Whorehole
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 250m N of Soi Phoenix CC
May 13 - PH3 Run 1836
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Mayo Queen, Two Time
47 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
May 6 - PH3 Run 1835
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
April 2019
April 29 - PH3 Run 1834
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Parisian Titi, Two Time and Chip Chip
78 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
April 22 - PH3 Run 1833
St. George's Day Run		Lord Chicken Fucker, Tampax, Turd Burglar and Pole Fucker
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
April 15 - PH3 Run 1832
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess. Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Arse Van Hole
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Bang Sare - Unstable Load's House
April 8 - PH3 Run 1831
Beetroot Head, Arse Bandit, She's the Boss and Hurts Her Vagina
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
April 1 - PH3 Run 1830
Bum Run Number 3		Princess Bum Boy and Jungle Princess
89 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
March 2019
March 25 - PH3 Run 1829
Unstable Load, Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Smokey's Nanny and Arse van Hole
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 5.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
March 18 - PH3 Run 1828
VV and AVH Birthday with Sausage BBQ		VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
95 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
March 11 - PH3 Run 1827
St. Paddy's Day Run		Kee Mah, Redcoat and Wank-King's Wanker
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan Sanwararam – 8.1 km E of Sukhumvit
March 4 - PH3 Run 1826
Golden Rivet, Cannonball, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
February 2019
February 25 - PH3 Run 1825
Tampax and Love Boat
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
February 18 - PH3 Run 1824
Le French Connection Run		VV, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss and Street Cleaner
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
February 11 - PH3 Run 1823
Valentines Day Run		Scar W2TS, Bell Star, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
February 4 - PH3 Run 1822
Beetroot Head, Paprika Smiley and Arse Bandit
96 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong 1 - North shore
January 2019
January 28 - PH3 Run 1821
Annual General Piss Up Run		The Wizard, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
117 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 21 - PH3 Run 1820
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road – 1 km from Sukhumvit and 4 km NE
January 14 - PH3 Run 1819
Cannonball, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole and Hoi Wan
109 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
January 7 - PH3 Run 1818
PH3 35th Anniversary Run		VV, Scar W/2T's, Phantom and No More Cum
193 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 12,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.

For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sperm Polluter
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 084 357 9005

PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Wednesday, February 3rd 2021

Attendence:  The Wizard, Dame Liberace, Wank Kings Wanker, Sperm Polluter, Unstable Load, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, VV, Flatulence, Dirt Looney, Pussy Snatcher, Pole Fucker, Arse Von Hole, Paprika Smiley, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Ging Gang Goolies, Bum Boy, Spastic Whore King, She’s the Boss, No Trucking Idea

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   Scar with 2 Ts
  • Previous Minutes:   Read and approved. No matters arising.
  • Bookie Report:   No activity since the last meeting due to Covid restrictions, no report submitted.
  • Webmaster Report:   WKW opened by announcing that he was standing down from his position as Webmaster and all associated duties. TW offered sincere thanks for WKW’s many years of service to the club.

    Pussy Snatcher gave un update on his work with the new website and database. Significant progress had been made and with a little more work will be ready to go ‘live’. However, it was agreed for the new system to operate in the background along side the current website for a short period to ensure no glitches.

    PS put forward a proposal to migrate the new site to web hosts, Blue Host, from our current hosts, Site Ground. This would save the club in the region of $600 over the next 3 years; this was voted on and accepted unanimously. PS will take responsibility for paying the bill to Blue Host.
  • Brew Master Report:   VV is happy with the quality of the repairs that have been carried out to the truck over the last few weeks. He has also got rid of the old eskies and is currently sourcing new ones. VV added that the vehicle tax is due next month. Lib thanked VV for his continuing hard work.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   At the time of lockdown the hare line was full until the end of March. Some adjustments were now necessary to accommodate the missed runs in January, including the AGPU, which will now be held on 15th Feb. Some dates in April are now available.

    It was noted that VV will reach the milestone of 200 hared runs next month. An unbelievable achievement that is most unlikely to ever be repeated. Congratulations to VV!
  • Rags Report:   SKBC suggested that once we have sold our last pair of socks in stock that we longer carry them as they are extremely slow to sell. Agreed. The same with Bush hats which were stocked as an experiment initially. Despite having 10 virgins at the last run we only managed to sell 2 shirts, due to a lack of smaller sizes. SKBC to order more stock. In addition, it was clarified that any shirts ordered for Special runs that were not sold by pre-order should automatically go to Rags stock.
  • On-on Bars Report:   No issues to report.
  • Special Runs:
    • Valentine’s day – as usual roses will be given to all females attending on the day. SP to procure.
    • St. Patrick’s Day – Hares will be sponsoring traditional drinks and some food.
    • St. Georges day – details to be finalised nearer to the time.
  • Other Business:
    • VV announced that there would be some ‘surprises’ on the upcoming French Connection run.
    • GGG thanked those responsible for Nosh runs throughout the recent lockdown.
    • TW reminded everyone that cameras, with the exception of Hash Flash, are not permitted in the 2nd circle.
    • Pussy Snatcher was unanimously voted in as Webmaster to replace WKW.
    • Plans for the traditional Beach Party to be put on hold pending developments with regard to restrictions in the community, due to Covid.
    • It was agreed to establish the 2nd run in March and the 2nd run in October as future change over points for the time of the commencement of the first circle. Thus, on 8 March we will resume our ‘Summer Schedule’. 1st circle will commence at 16.30, and the last baht bus will depart from the Buffalo Bar at 15.30 hrs.
    • TW thanked everyone for their contributions to another fruitful meeting.
  • New Business:
    • NEXT MEETING: 3rd March, 16.00hrs, Nicky’s.
    • MEETING CLOSED: 17.02 hrs.

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.

About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.