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We are updating our website to a new format after five years. A lot of improvements have occurred in the software and we want to take advantage of better performance on mobile devices and to streamline the navigation of the site.

Please be patient with us as we migrate the 800+ pages and 18,000 photos to this new site layout. We are updating the basic functioning of the site so the site may look strange at times or not work correctly as we make the adjustments. But the Next Run Maps and Run Reports will always be right here on the home page.

Getting Around the Website

The sticky menu at the top links to sections on this page (green hamburger for mobile). Clicking on any menu item autoscrolls to that section. No page reloading, quick and easy. The Home Page sections have most everything you want (Next Run Map, Latest Run Report, Statistics, ...).

Section sidebars have the links related to that section. For example, the Receding Hareline is linked in Upcoming Runs. You're never more than one or two clicks from anywhere on the site.


Brief Status Update

The PH3 shares the sadness of the Thai people during this time of mourning

Receding Hareline Report

\"rabbit-alpha-120.png\" Hareline now open to the end of December. All dates are filled.
We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.
Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

cheetah-alpha-120.png The next meeting of the Mis-management Committee will be on November 8th at 4:00PM at Jameson's Irish Pub. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.
The October Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.
A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

2017 Veterans Run Final Results

angry-scot-alpha-120.png The final numbers are in for the 2017 Veterans' Run .The 50 hashers who qualified got a free run on the day and a commemorative coffee mug. Another 27 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying.
Qualifying hashers who could not attend can collect their mug upon their return.
In 2016 46 hashers qualified to run free and received a PH3 beach towel.

Run Fees Increase from November 6

PH3 reminds members that the run fee for males has risen from 350Baht to 400Baht effective Monday November 6. We have been able to hold the price for nearly ten years but the cost of nearly everything has risen substantially during that period. The Committee feels that we want to keep an all-in-one price rather than impose extra fees for transport or to limit beer consumption so the price rise was inevitable. We believe the membership shares our opinion on this.


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Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1759
Monday, November 20th 2017

belgian-flag-alpha.pngHares:  
Unstable Load and The Belgians
Location:  
Highway 331 - 3.3 km S of Phoenix & 1.1 km E
GPS:   12°47'19.2"N   100°59'56.5"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar

Run 1759 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (for those with own transport)


From Soi Thep Prasit, follow Sukhumvit Road South. After 10.2 km, turn left just after the Ban Amphoe traffic light junction onto Phoenix Country Club Road. Follow this road for 10 km all the way to the end and then turn right onto Hwy 331. Continue South along the 331 for 3.3 km and look for HHH sign on the left. Turn into this dirt track and continue for about 1100m to the A-Site by the roadside.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.

Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1758
Monday, November 13th 2017

Hares:
Ball Ringer, Ben 10, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
Map to Run 1758 A-Site
Scribe:   Shithead
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   85
On-On Bar:  Jolly's Piss Stop
GPS:   12°53'3.29"N   100°59'41.22"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Polo 1 - 1.2 km along road to Polo Club
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Ball Ringer, Ben 10, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
Scribe:   Shithead
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   85
On-On Bar:  Jolly's Piss Stop
GPS:   12°53'3.29"N   100°59'41.22"E
Map to Run 1758 A-Site
Soi Polo 1 - 1.2 km along road to Polo Club
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

SCRIBE REPORT
by Shithead


Hares the DISORDERS, MENTAL and MENSTRUAL, BALL RINGER (Yes, the man with the golden cock!), BELL END and Ben 10. Return to Pattaya for MENTAL after 6 months away, hadn’t reccied or laid trail, but was happy to ride on BALL RINGER’s coat tails.

Two trails, walkers blue and runners red. NB: No Beer Hunters because Jimmie couldn’t get enough starters. BALL RINGER gave elaborate instructions but still had to run after walkers to mention something he had forgotten.

Flat walk in the palm plantation, some Tapioca crops. No water crossing or serious shiggy. Easy enough 5 km, rated “wonderful” by GI JOE. Somehow GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER logged up 10 km on his GPS. Positive rating from BOB-A-GOB. Strange comments from Smiling Norwegian about asphalt, splits and mergers. Go figure. Finally some wisdom from Belgium “Too much trees”.

SIR FREE WILLY’s Raffle, just about all prizes won by Belgians. Talk about the mouse that roared! Top prize an electric jug, others included the usual booze and an unwanted promo T-shirt for Pan-Asia 2019 in China. FREE WILLY, only about 1800 years behind, called it as two hundred and nineteen. Winners, among others, were Papparazzi and Cookie Monster.

MENTAL put SCAR W2T’s on ice. Drank a lot of whisky the day before having made marital vows at what must have been the wedding of the century.

Over to EMPEROR AIRHEAD. Hares on ice. BALL RINGER the shoulder to the wheel type, MENTAL the more flamboyant guy who hitch hiked through Afghanistan for his honeymoon. (“Cheap Charlie”). Belgians singled out for special treatment, three in the bucket other seven on ice. SCAR song “Swing a Hot Potato Up Your Arse, Hey Skol”. AIRHEAD complimented the Belgians on their alacrity in obeying orders. They’ll be singing in Flemish next week, stay tuned!

Back to WANK-KING’S WANKER, 50 Runs recognition to CHICKEN DUNDEE and PINK DOLPHIN (in absentia). VV complimented on 160 Hared Runs if you can believe it. Also instituting a green recycling system. Put your cans in the right receptacle you bastards!

THE WIZARD urges patronage of the ragsman’s little shop. Surely “Emporium” would be more like it! Self congratulation to Pattaya Hash for the best harriettes, kitoys, circle, songs and ragsman. Some recent trail FREE WILLY was feeling poorly. Would NO MORE CUM have given him the kiss of life? “Nah I’d have left him.”

PEDO PETE deserves mention for the lamest note ever!

Back to the wedding of the century. NO MORE CUM driving home ably assisted by GPS directions with supplementary, sometimes contradictory, instructions from the back seat. Thanks MENSTRUAL DISORDER!

Recap on inter-Mekong, attendees on ice. CRAPPER said MAD COW’s prelube was better than the event itself. GOLDEN RIVET nailed for coffee smuggling.

NO MORE CUM’s turn. LONE WOLF, TWINKLE DICK and others on ice. LONE WOLF keeps the hash beach hat. Very fetching! PHANTOM gets to drink out of his new shoes. If you are wearing new shoes, own up before the run! Beer out of new shoes tastes less vile before 10 sweaty kilometres.

Quote from The Wedding “Will you be starting a family?” “No plans but we’ll keep trying”.

Back to THE WIZARD. UNSTABLE LOAD on ice. The Flemish DIRT LOONEY, won’t stop yakking. MENTAL on ice, thought a scruffy hash singlet was appropriate attire for The Wedding. ARSE BANDIT on ice. Got lost in Suvanaket, comes home and surrenders his personal autonomy to a woman “she’s in charge”. NO MORE CUM laments SCAR‘s married the wrong bloke. “Should have been me”. Also identified as the lettuce muncher after the swamp run.

BEN 10 leads the Hash Hymn. Bucket damaged by too many Belgians. Special levy of 50 Baht for replacement bucket next week on everyone bar this week’s scribe.

On-On!  Shithead


STATS REPORT
Shows total runs with PH3

Total Runners This Week - 85

Hashers Present Last Week - 46

11 Patrick Bertilsson; 3 Bowonkamon Kititukanut; 6 Tony Lundli; 11 Oraphon Phakho; 3 Hans Van den eiden; 36 ARSE BANDIT; 62 ARSE VAN HOLE; 628 BALL RINGER; 409 BELL END; 147 BEN 10; 38 BLACK JUSTICE; 72 CASPER; 51 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 35 CROW FUCKER; 1421 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 156 FUZZY LURE; 656 G.I. JOE; 321 GANGREEN; 791 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 724 LADY FLIPPER; 368 LIBERACE; 457 LONE WOLF; 25 MAEMOT; 51 MAYO QUEEN; 212 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 216 NO MORE CUM; 128 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 77 PHANTOM; 53 PINK DOLPHIN; 174 PINKABOO; 113 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 71 RAT VON KIEL; 268 REAR GUNNER; 89 SIMONE EBOLA; 716 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 746 SIR FREE WILLY; 746 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 34 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 97 SPERM POLLUTER; 461 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 76 TELLY TUBBY; 155 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 221 TWO TIME; 837 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 358 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 36 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 33

3 Kannita Benz; 4 Peter Golding; 77 BIGGUS DICKUS; 39 BOB-A-GOB; 128 BURL IVES; 121 CAMEL HUMPER; 236 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 129 CRAPPER; 112 DESERT SCORPION; 44 FUNNY BUNNY; 33 GIGGLE TITS; 124 GOLDEN RIVET; 20 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 24 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 54 HARBOR WHORE; 72 HAWKEYE; 36 HOI WAN; 204 JACKAL; 74 LOVE BOAT; 173 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 202 MENTAL DISORDER; 126 MISS USE ME; 35 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 29 PISS ON IT; 85 POCKET SOCKET; 63 PSYCHODELIC; 259 SCAR W/2TS; 21 SHE'S THE BOSS; 66 SLACK VAGINA; 67 THE WIZARD; 30 TWINKLE DICK; 80 UNSTABLE LOAD; 370 VELCRO DICK;

Visitors - 6

7 SHITHEAD - Canberra Hash, Australia
12 HOME BREW - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
1 DOESN'T COME OFTEN - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
8 PEDO PETE - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
19 COMES WITH PRESSURE - Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
13 MILKY WAY - Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 6

VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR was awarded his 160 Hared Runs Hat.
JACKAL was awarded his 200th Run T-Shirt.
ARSE VAN HOLE was awarded his 50th Run Hat.
CHICKEN DUNDEE congratulated on completing his 50th Run.
MAYO QUEEN congratulated on completing his 50th Run.
PINK DOLPHIN congratulated on completing her 50th Run.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~

Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare totals


In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates.

Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1419 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1080 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
905 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
835 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
789 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
768 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
744 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
744 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
722 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
714 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
654 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
626 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
577 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
537 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

Please advise webmaster of any errors in this table.


About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currenty updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idaa of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables are quite large.

So when will this happen?

The best case possibility is that this might be possible before the next AGM but that's less than 50/50. But it is very likely to be complete by the end of the first quarter 2018.


General Info

TOP SPACE

This is the General Info Section of the Home Page
it will contain links to onon bars, local hashes, The FAQ pages (rewritten), Hash Songs,
Shirt Designs, Rules for hares and anythng doesn’t fit elsewhere

END OF TOP SPACE

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

From here you can access the pages in the link box below. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

TODO LIST

For now a simple landing page with the same links as the box below

Future – open the links below in the General Info TOP SPACE or a second space in this section.

Archives

TOP SPACE

The Archive Section of the Home Page
it will contain tables with all the statistics for previous years (since 2013 for now).
We will also link to Clitface’s old site. We may in future extract all that data 
and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and
to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

END OF TOP SPACE

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2016. It also contains a link to Clitface’s previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box below bringing you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking “Archives” from the floating menu anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the home page.

TODO LIST

Future – open the links below in the TOP SPACE or a second space in this section.

Contact Us

This is a page with some basic contact information, such as an address and phone number.

Contact us if you have a query, want to contribute to the site, or just want to say “Hello!”. We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Sorry, the contact form has been temporary disabled, but we’ll get it back online after reconstruction.

In the meantime please use the following contact details:

Contact the Grand Master, Mental Disorder
Email – GM@pattayah3.com
Tel — 089 095 7306

Contact the Web Master, Wank-King’s Wanker
E-mail – webmaster@pattayah3.com
Tel — 09 71 370 313

Contact the Hare Raiser, Sir Free Willy
E-mail – hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Tel — 086 078 5681