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Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The PH3 Receding Hareline is open to the end of September. All run dates filled through September..

The October hareline will be opened on the first run in August. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, August 7th, 2019 at 4:00PM at Nicky's Bar. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The July Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

Veterans' Run Countdown

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So far 42 hashers have qualified to run free on the 2019 Veterans' Run. Another 34 hashers are within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers have completed at least 26 runs since the last Vets Run.

This year's Veterans' Run will be Run 1852 on September 2nd. There are 6 more runs left to qualify. This year's Vets Run itself is counted as a qualifying run.

Website Construction Report

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This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available  and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.

Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1847
Monday, July 29th 2019

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She's the Boss and Happy Survivor
This a late change of A-Site
Location:  
Siam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
GPS:   12°54'25.09"N   100°57'48.33"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
Download printable PDF version of map and directions.

Run 1847 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)

From Pattaya Klang head N on Sukhumvit for 400m and turn right into Siam Country Club Road. Head East on Siam C C Road for 7.9 km to S shore of Map Phrachan and turn right into Soi 34 (HHH). Follow the paved road for about 900m (HHH) and turn right. Continue for 700m (HHH) to a dirt track on your right. Turn in and the A-Site will be about 100m on the left.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.

Mis-Information (for all others)

Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1846
The Aussie Run
Monday, July 22nd 2019

Hares:
The Aussie Crew and Thai friends		Map to Run 1846 A-Site
Scribe:   Phantom
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf and Sausage Head
Runners:   78
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12º57'30.81"N   101º02'21.38"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
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The Aussie Crew and Thai friends
Scribe:   Phantom
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf and Sausage Head
Runners:   78
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12º57'30.81"N   101º02'21.38"E
Map to Run 1846 A-Site
Highway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
Download Google Earth .kmz file

75 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Phantom

Roll up, roll up, welcome to the Greatest Show on Earth – bellowed the ringmaster, KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR, as the Aussies roll into Pattaya for their annual PH3 Aussie Extravaganza, in association with their many Thai friends.
The ringmaster's call attracted more than a few wry smiles when the memory of last year's rather underwhelming run is recalled. After 20 years of very successful Aussie/Thai runs, which have raised hundreds of thousands of baht for charity, perhaps last year was a small hiccup and we should share in the ringmaster's enthusiasm.

Arriving at the Aussie Site, there was no question who was in residence – bunting, Aussie flags everywhere to be seen, the party was just getting started.

LIBERACE and the new muscle, SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE, were in their usual roles. Just alongside of the sign-up was the lovely NO KNICKERS, providing support after the LIBERACE grilling, and passing out a free gift. To the left of the sign-up is a bricked rotunda. From a distance, you could see the Aussie's had set up a small shop, in that rotunda, where all sorts of Aussie memorabilia may be purchased. The display of the past 20 years of Aussie Run shirts was impressive. What you couldn't see, until it was too late - the shop was staffed by Aussie PNG mafia. Up selling and stand over was rampant, as the shop was quickly cleared of merchandise.

GM called the circle, it was great to see returners, some after many years – SIR FROG and SIR MC were just two. GM went through hash business, DIRT LOONEY reminded us of the great work he and the hash do for our charity, Kids Care.

GM called the hares into the circle for the run instructions. SLUG slowly entered the circle, dragging his bandaged leg while holding some props, with an arm he was unable to straighten. Hard to know what happened to SLUG, he said it was a misunderstanding on the trail, but he was clearly nervous standing in front of the other 13 hares. Run instructions were given and the runners directed to the first paper.

Runners were back safely from the run, all attendees had eaten, beverages were being consumed, and GM called the circle.

GM called ARSE-HOLEO, DIRT LOONEY, UNSTABLE LOAD and SLUG on the ice. ARSE-HOLEO, DIRT LOONEY and UNSTABLE LOAD were guilty of Hash Trash while SLUG was given Hash Crash – the other hares had informed GM that SLUG's injuries were a result of him falling on the trail while doing a recce – as SLUG silently mouthed 'HELP ME'.

GM called hares on the ice, and there were plenty – the ringmaster himself, the PISS POORER family, whose young son was in possession of a bugle like instrument – can't wait until he gets his drum set. There were many others but my attention was drawn to the beautiful Thai Hariettes.

GM turned to the raffle and like last week, he was unable to find my ticket. Congratulations to the winners.

GM gave the circle to SGT LONE WOLF. While PH3 support Kids Care the Aussies support Care for Kids, have done so for many years, using the funds from this event. SGT LONE WOLF acknowledged PH3 for allowing the Aussies to continue what might look like a conflicting activity, presenting PH3 with a Jesters Care for Kids Certificate of Appreciation. Just as I was wondering where that certificate might be displayed LIBERACE's arm reached across, and it was gone.

GM gave the circle to AIRHEAD. AIRHEAD proudly displayed the armful of goodies he had bought from the Aussie PNG mafia. While AIRHEAD admits he really only wanted to buy a condom he commended the service, and how helpful the guys were.

AIRHEAD called NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER and his unnamed friend Gene on the ice. NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER claims the unnamed friend is of the best variety, but at the same time pushed hard for his new hash name to be 'DOG ON HEAT' – if you know NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER you would know that is perfectly normal behavior.

WANK-KING'S WANKER was given the circle and in his own unique style acknowledged the following with their award:
• FRENCH KISS – 50 runs
• PHANTOM – 150 runs
• GOLDEN RIVET – 200 runs
• MISS USE ME – 200 runs
• SGT LONE WOLF – 20 hares
• SCOOBY DOO – 5 Hared Runs T-shirt
• BALL RINGER – 700 Runs Polo shirt
• BEETROOT HEAD– 5 Hared Runs T-shirt

GM gave the circle to CAPTAIN KANGAROO to auction the silver coins. After unexpected, spirited bidding, DOG LICKS ITS DICK emerged victorious – many thanks to all bidders.

GM gave the circle to FIGJAM to conduct the Aussie Two-Up competition – using one coin. You could argue that should then be called One-Up – but we are not going there. The game started and involved the circle. After a few rounds, gamers were gradually eliminated, should their choice of head or tail not coincide with how the coin fell. Eventually, the winner emerged, GI JOE. GI JOE found it hard to conceal his excitement being awarded the prize – a kangaroo scrotum – bet he didn't have one of those. Apologies, but I am still investigating if the second prize were the gonads.

GM called the hares to sing a song – they almost pulled it off.

What a great night, GM called the usual miscreants into the circle to lead the Hash Hymn.

GM closed the circle.

The Aussies and our Thai Associates would like to thank all those who attended and helped make this a great event, once more – if you weren't there, then there is always next year.

On-On!  Phantom

Show Run 1846 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 78

Hashers Present Last Week - 0

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Returners - 0

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Visitors - 0

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Virgins - 0

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Leavers - 0

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Anniversaries - 0

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Hash Naming Events - 0

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Saints and Sinners - 0

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Birthdays - 0

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Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.

28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1427 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1084 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
910 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
843 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
797 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
773 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
752 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
751 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
729 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
722 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
662 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
634 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
578 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
542 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.

Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
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Murray "MUFFY" Kerr Pattaya Mail
John "THE POPE" Earl On this site
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski Pattaya Mail
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke Pattaya Mail
Richard Livingstone  Pattaya Mail
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet  Pattaya Mail
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West Pattaya Mail
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter On this site
Shawn "HOSER" Field On this site
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge On this site
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal   On this site
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones   On this site
Paul "HAMMER" Leon   On this site
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn  On this site

In Memory of Our Deceased Hashers

May they Rest in Peace.

Hasher Date of Death First Run Total Runs
Brigitta "SHARON TATE" Larsen 10-Sep-17 615 203
Marc "HELLBOY" Steindorff 24-Jun-17 1163 283
Murray "MUFFY" Kerr 23-Jun-17 467 46
John "FUCKALAO" Gronseth 15-Jun-17 974 107
Ed "PEAR SHAPED" Hulks 17-Jan-17 728 52
Ken "PAKI POOFTER" Cooke 30-Dec-16 512 9
Brian Moorhouse 15-Oct-16 822 6
Anton "SIR FESTER" Petersvik 20-Sep-16 508 763
Greg "JOHN WAYNE" Smith 26-Aug-16 1144 2
John "THE POPE" Earl 27-May-16 7 356
Wayne "BLOWFLY" Ogonoski 25-Jan-16 388 312
Johnny "CONDOM" Johnson 03-Jan-16 1000 2
Jan Roger "SIR ARSE HOPPER" Andersen 28-Dec-15 849 650
Jan "THE CORPSE" Olsen 11-Sep-15 1314 65
Ivar "TIMMY TIGHT PANTS" Opsahl 05-Jun-15 1043 137
Kjell Thomas "HONDA DREAM" Skjaeveland 16-Jun-15 1210 77
Rick "PHUK-IT" Campion 04-May-15 536 187
Robert "ROBERT KENNEDY" Kennedy 08-Apr-15 8 25
Kurt "ALIEN DICK" Farnham 30-Dec-14 522 142
Kjell "ARE YOU SURE" Jeremiassen 28-Nov-14 823 204
Ernie "UNCLE PERVY" Bakke 08-Sep-14 58 489
Ann "PRINCE CHARLES" Harrington 11-May-14 53 10
Richard Livingstone 06-Apr-14 545 2
Randy "DR. DOOM" Blacet 18-Dec-13 206 83
Nick "LUBRICUNT" Drew 15-Jun-13 972 53
Ray" YANKEE DOODLE" West 10-Feb-13   22 144
Hill, Peter - KUTA ROOTA 10-Feb-13 1226 29
Glenn "LASSIE" Dragland 21-Apr-12  341 137
David "ROSIE" Lyons 24-May-11  838  14
Joe "FUCK AND FORGET" Otter 13-May-11  521 124
Shawn "HOSER" Field 02-May-11  120 203
Claude "MADAME CLAUDE" Eve 23-Jun-10 1329  28
Bill "POISON PIGMY" Kirkpatrick 21-Apr-10    8 161
Berndt "ARSE LIKE A FANNY" Carlsson 02-Mar-10 345 18
Ken "SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN" Betteridge 18-Jan-10  479 588
John "FROZEN BOLLOX" Goldsmith 09-Oct-09 1285    7
Hans "SIR SWEETBALLS" Weidner  02-Jun-09   57 557
Peter "MATERIAL KATOY" Allcorn  17-Dec-08  903   4
Marc "CRACK SCRAPER" Jernigan  07-May-08  113  34
Ron "WON TON" Amero  02-May-08  349  10
Paul "CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD" Gardner  15-Jan-08  801  65
Roy "MISSING PERSONALITY" Jarvis  21-Sep-07  327 196
Terje "BITCH DOG" Borge  24-Aug-07 1111  72
Virapon "NURSE NELLY" Natanawong  17-Jan-07 1191   1
Steve "SPUNK BUBBLE" Blumenthal  14-Dec-06  298 176
Gary Baxter  08-Nov-06  622   1
Richard "FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER" Bennett  16-Dec-05  927  76
Julien "BENT OVER BELGIUM" De Sy  19-Nov-05  796 116
Jaraporn "BAA BAA" Bennett  13-Oct-05  929  72
Peter "LORD WEASEL TITS" Frodsham  03-Aug-05  799   1
Frank "DUKE OF PUKE" Larsen 14-Feb-05 115 165
Pom "SNOWFLAKE" Jones  18-Aug-04   62 279
Francis "SNEAK OUT SPROUT" Glaude  07-Aug-03  852  37
Paul "HAMMER" Leon  19-Jun-03   13 221
Bob "BONY ARSE BOB" Hager  20-May-02  772  63
Ray "F-TROOP" Bedcroft  30-Apr-02  776  19
Steve "PACEMAKER" Drum  03-Apr-02  623  51
Namfong "CRICKET" Ploydee  09-Jan-02  706   2
Roy "SKINNY SCANDI" Vistung  01-Jan-01  374  29
Skip "WINGNUT" Camyre  01-Feb-00  597  14
Mike "O.J." Simpson  07-Aug-99  651   1 
Wayne "HASH GROUPIE" Tishburn 02-Aug-99   78 381
Tim "MAGIC" Hughes  24-Jan-98    1  53
Jeremy "CABIN BOY'S BUM BOY" Eckford  19-Jul-93  100 187
Jesse "MEXICAN BEAN" Sandoval  03-Nov-89  123 124
Ian "BABY'S ARM" Frost  unknown 689 183
Jimmy "CAPTAIN DAN, THE DIRTY OLD MAN" Hill  unknown  398  23
Bob "BALONI" Balboni    unknown  344  74
Ken Court   unknown   96   3

 This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.

About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.

Archives

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.

All Runs 2018
Information and Links for the Year's Runs

JAN | FEB | MAR | APR | MAY | JUN | JUL | AUG | SEP | OCT | NOV | DEC

December 2018
December 31 - PH3 Run 1817
Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
99 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
December 24 - PH3 Run 1816
Odd-Job, Liberace and Vee Go
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 500m from Hwy 36
December 17 - PH3 Run 1815
The Belgian Mob
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
December 10 - PH3 Run 1814
Dreggs, Arse Bandit and Speedo Pete
106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
December 3 - PH3 Run 1813
Unstable Load and Smokey Trucky Fucky
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 8.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
November 2018
November 26 - PH3 Run 1812
VV, Two Time and Street Cleaner
97 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32
November 19 - PH3 Run 1811
The Loy Krathong Run		Duchess Tadpole, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Pocket Socket, Telly Tubby, Bell End and Hoi Wan
87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
November 12 - PH3 Run 1810
Return of the Magnificent Seven		Ball Ringer, Mental Disorder, Antique, Cherry Blossom and Ben 10
86 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 – Asian University
November 5 - PH3 Run 1809
Guy Fawkes Day Run		SFW, Phantom, Tampax and Lord Chicken Fucker
90 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack
October 2018
October 29 - PH3 Run 1808
The Halloween Run		KAM, Teeny Weeny, General Kidney Wiper and Dog Licks Its Dick
98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
October 22 - PH3 Run 1807
The Oktoberfest Run		Stupid Kraut Kunt, VV, Velcro Dick, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, TV, Supervirgin, Katoy Magnet and Ferry Queen
87 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
October 15 - PH3 Run 1806
Unstable Load, Noisy Queen, Ninja Princess and Silent Princess
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
October 8 - PH3 Run1804
Bum Run Number 2		Princess Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic and Pink Dolphin
67 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 1.4 km along road to Polo Club
October 1 - PH3 Run 1804
Cannonball, Jack Wow, Golden Rivet and Lost Cause
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam C C Road - across from Map Prachan - Soi 32
September 2018
September 24 - PH3 Run 1803
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore, Mayo Queen and Whore in the Window
49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 4.4 km from Soi Huay Yai
September 17 - PH3 Run 1802
VV Sausage BBQ Run		VV, Two Time and Sour Kraut Bone Collector
63 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Joe Otter - under the new highway
September 10 - PH3 Run 1801
Dreggs, Seal Sucker and General Kidney Wiper
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from old Bira Racetrack
September 3 - PH3 Run 1800
The Veterans' Run		General Kidney Wiper, Sir Spaghetti Head and Mrs Head
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
August 2018
August 27 - PH3 Run 1799
Unstable Load, Chicken Dundee and Ninja Princess
53 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
August 20 - PH3 Run 1798
Rat von Kiel, Harbor Whore and Mayo Queen
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 1.7 km past the Polo Club
August 13 - PH3 Run 1797
View Point A-Site with Sausage BBQ		VV, Zenergy, Two Time and Lipovitamin
65 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
August 6 - PH3 Run 1796
The Wizard and Bob Snot Here
55 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix CC Road - 2.4 km S of Chinese Village
July 2018
July 30 - PH3 Run 1795
SFW and Lady Flipper Anniversary Run		Sir Free Willy and Lady Flipper
49 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzBeach - Na Jomtien Soi 8
July 23 - PH3 Run 1794
The Aussie Run		Lone Wolf, K.A.M., Captain Kangaroo, Piss Poorer, Phantom, Scarlet Pimpernel, Rubber Dick, Slug, No Knickers and Baby No Knickers
73 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
July 16 - PH3 Run 1793
Belgian National Day Run		VV, Rat von Kiel, Mayo Queen, Chicken Dundee and Two Time
82 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from Bira Racetrack
July 9 - PH3 Run 1792
Snap, Crackle and Pop Run		VV, Two Time, Colonel Cornhole, Snap, Crackle and Pop
62 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Chaiyapreuk 2 – Huai Chak Nok
July 2 - PH3 Run 1791
American Independence Day Run		Emperor Airhead, Sir Spag, GI Joe, Night Rider and Wank-King's Wanker
74 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore
June 2018
June 25 - PH3 Run 1790
Mad Hatter's Run		Arse Bandit and Andy Whorehole
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
June 18 - PH3 Run 1789
VV Sausage Barbecue Run		VV and Two Time
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
June 11 - PH3 Run 1788
Linear Accelerator and Cannonball
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
June 4 - PH3 Run 1787
The Betty Boop Run		Mrs Head and Black Hole
70 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - 5 km S - 800m along Soi Thetsaban 26
May 2018
May 28 - PH3 Run 1786
VV Sausage Barbecue Run		VV, Mayo Queen and Rat von Kiel
60 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
May 21 - PH3 Run 1785
Scotch on the Rocks		General Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
72 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC Road
May 14 - PH3 Run 1784
Not 'The Norwegian Run' Run		Princess Bum Boy, Peler, Sir Arse-a-Holic and Pink Dolphin
66 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
May 7 - PH3 Run 1783
Crapper and Pocket Socket
76 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240
April 2018
April 30 - PH3 Run 1782
The Grand Masters' Run		Mental Disorder, Sperm Polluter, Absolutely Fucking Clueless, Pinky, Menstrual Disorder and Casper
85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
April 23 - PH3 Run 1781
St. George's Day Run		SFW, Lady Flipper, Phantom and Tampax
81 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 – 3 km South of Phoenix Rd
April 16 - PH3 Run 1780
Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Unstable Load
69 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzPhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
April 9 - PH3 Run 1779
VV Sausage BBQ		VV, Beverley Hills Pink Cock and Zenergy
71 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Huai Yai - 11.3 km from Sukhumvit
April 2 - PH3 Run 1778
Liberace and Odd-Job
85 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 2 km from Hwy 3240
March 2018
March 26 - PH3 Run 1777
Burl Ives, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause and Miss Use Me
93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
March 19 - PH3 Run 1776
The Birthday Hares BBQ Run		VV, Arse van Hole and Two Time
108 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - across from Bira Racetrck
March 12 - PH3 Run 1775
St. Paddy's Day Run		Kee Mah, Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder and Wank-King's Wanker
84 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Wat Yan - Map Fak Thong - South shore
March 5 - PH3 Run 1774
Unstable Load, Chicken Dundee, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
94 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 500m N of Soi Huai Yai
February 2018
February 26 - PH3 Run 1773
Tampax and Love Boat
88 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2.4 km N of Hwy 3240
February 19 - PH3 Run 1772
Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fuckey, Arse van Hole and Chicken Dundee
80 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzNong Nut Gardens - East shore Huai Tu 2
February 12 - PH3 Run 1771
Valentines Day Run		Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Scar W/2T's and Bell Star
98 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - Asian University
February 5 - PH3 Run 1770
VV Sausage Barbecue Run		VV, Mayo Queen and Two Time
93 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai
January 2018
January 29 - PH3 Run 1769
Annual General Piss-up Run		Mental Disorder and The Wizard
106 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Police Station
January 22 - PH3 Run 1768
Unstable Load, Arse van Hole, Mayo Queen and Smokey Trucky Fucky
92 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 332 - 8.2 km from Sukhumvit - N side
January 15 - PH3 Run 1767
Tampax and Pole Fucker
101 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 331 - across from Asian U. & 2.5 km E
January 8 - PH3 Run 1766
VV Sausage Barbecue Run		VV, No More Cum and Two Time
113 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzSoi Polo 1 - 2 km E of Siam CC Roundabout
January 1 - PH3 Run 1765
The New Year's Run		Tampax and Love Boat
118 RunnersHashsheet.pdf, A-Site.kmzHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 3 km N of 36

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About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management. 

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 11,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.

For further assistance, please contact

Contact the Grand Master, The Wizard
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Phone - 062 418 7427

Contact the Webmaster, Wank-King's Wanker
Email - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Phone - 097 137 0313

Contact the Hareraiser, Sir Free Willy
Email - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Phone - 086 078 5681

PH3 Mis-Management Meeting
Minutes of Meeting - Wednesday, July 3rd 2019

Attendence:  Arse von Hole, Ball Ringer, Dirt Looney, Emperor Airhead, French Kiss, Liberace, My Girlfriend Knows I’m Gay,Shithead, Sir Free Willy, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, The Wizard, Unstable load, VV, Wank-King's Wanker

Recorded by:  The Wizard

Minutes of Meeting

  • Apologies:   none
  • Previous Minutes:   Read and agreed as accurate.
  • Bookie Report:   Liberace reported a deficit of approx. 12,000 baht this month due to loss of revenue (Betty Boop Run – 33 free runners) and the purchase of 25 new shirts for rags. Beer consumption is down on last month, now at a more expected level. Overall, the finances are in good shape, with no cause for concern.
  • Webmaster Report:   Wank-King's Wanker explained the difficulties he faces when not given sufficient information to produce maps for forthcoming runs. The Hare Raiser will make Hares aware of their obligations in this respect. WKW went on to report little progress with the database which has been causing some difficulties lately.
  • Brew Master Report:   VV reported that he had replaced all the electrical connections on the lights with new and improved ones which were supplied by Antique. A flat tyre had to be repaired in the week at little cost. Re Introduction of the beer police at the end of the circle has had a positive effect.
  • Hare Raiser Report:   Sir Free Willy told us that there are 3 spots available in September. He also reminded us that when Hares are submitting maps. etc, they should be forwarded to SFW also. VV asked if pre booked runs beyond the hare line could be made accessible via the website: WKW said that that is one of his priority tasks.
  • Rags Report:   A generally quiet month, stock levels are good, with the exception of coolers, which Sour Kraut Bone Collector is currently sourcing. He will endeavour to procure one for inspection before placing a significant order.
  • On-on Bars Report:   A disappointing turn out at TQ this month led to the decision to drop TQ from our rota until the high season. Attendance at the other bars remains healthy but will be monitored over the coming month.
  • Special Runs:
    • Aussie Run: a lengthy discussion over the number of hares being proposed, determined that TW would request definitive details from KAM so that the committee could make a decision on an appropriate number of hares, which is likely to be less than being proposed by KAM. The number of free hares was also discussed and will also be determined once we have confirmation of hares. It was strongly agreed that this is an issue that must be resolved in advance of run day.
    • Veteran’s Run: TW suggested a towel as this year’s giveaway and showed those present an example of one such towel. A decision on what will be chosen will be made at the next MMM, committee and members were invited to bring along alternative suggestions for consideration at the meeting.
    • SFW wanted to consider re introducing an Adventure Run in August. It was considered too late for this year but can be considered next year at the appropriate time.
    • Antique’s Birthday Hash Bash (19/8): TW showed the committee a design for a shirt which Antique will sponsor for all sign ups on the day for their approval, which was duly given. Antique will also be sponsoring food for this run. He does not require additional sponsorship from the club.
  • Other Business:
    • Emperor Airhead suggested that as an incentive for bringing virgins to the hash an award shirt for bringing 5 virgins should be established. This was agreed upon and can be managed by Wank Kings Wanker and Unstable Load.
    • Liberace inquired as to the relevance of recording ‘leavers’ on the hash stats. Although little use is made of this info at the moment it was agreed to continue noting those hashers who do report as leavers.
    • TW reported that a request has been made for a representative of the hash to attend the upcoming Funday for the Take Care Kids Foundation, which we support. Liberace told us that he attends Fundays on a regular basis and confirmation of attendees will be disclosed shortly.
  • New Business:
    • No New Business

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.

About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics  which, although important,  have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.