Welcome


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We are updating our website to a new format after five years. A lot of improvements have occurred in the software and we want to take advantage of better performance on mobile devices and to streamline the navigation of the site.

Please be patient with us as we migrate the 800+ pages and 18,000 photos to this new site layout. We are updating the basic functioning of the site so the site may look strange at times or not work correctly as we make the adjustments. But the Next Run Maps and Run Reports will always be right here on the home page.

Getting Around the Website

The sticky menu at the top (green hamburger for mobile) links to sections on this page. Clicking on any menu item autoscrolls to that section. No page reloading, quick and easy. The Home Page sections have most everything you want (Next Run Map, Latest Run Report, Statistics, ...).

Section sidebars have the links related to that section. For example, the Receding Hareline is linked in Upcoming Runs. You're never more than one or two clicks from anywhere on the site.

Brief Status Update

Receding Hareline Report

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The Receding Hareline is open to the end of July. All run dates have been filled..

The August hareline will be opened on the first run in June. Have your run date ready. Preference given to those that have not hared recently.

We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.

Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

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The Mis-management Committee next meets Wednesday, June 6th, 2018 at 4:00PM at Jameson's Irish Pub. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.

The February Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted. Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.

A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting. It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

We are reconstructing the minutes page so we will not be posting the minutes for a little while until that's finished. Thanks for your patience.

Veterans' Run Final Results

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The final numbers are in for the 2017 Veterans' Run. The 50 hashers who qualified received a free run on the day and a commemorative coffee mug. Another 27 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying.

In 2016 46 hashers qualified to run free and received a PH3 beach towel.

Qualifying hashers who could not attend can collect their mug upon their return.

We are in the process of redesigning the Vets Run page so we will not be posting the countdown for a few weeks.



Upcoming Runs

Next PH3 Run 1786
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
Monday, May 28th 2018

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VV and Mayo Queen
VV's at the grill again, so it's sausages this week.
Location:  
Highway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road
GPS:   12°58'42.23   101°0'6.23
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers

Run 1786 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (for those with own transport)


From Pattaya Klang, head North on Sukhumvit and take the flyover to Hwy 7. After about 9 km, exit Hwy 7 at Hwy 36 towards Rayong. Keep left on the entry ramp and do not join Hwy 36 but after 1.2 km turn left onto the 3240 heading towards Khao Mai Kaew. Continue on the 3240 for 3.0 km and turn left (HHH). Continue down this road for 2.6 km and turn right (HHH) onto a track to the A-Site.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.
Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.


Mis-Information (for all others)


Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point Map

Meeting Point Map


Recent Runs

Latest PH3 Run 1785
Scotch on the Rocks
Monday, May 21st 2018

Hares:
General Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
Map to Run 1785 A-Site
Scribe:   Homebrew
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   72
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler
GPS:   12°48'42.34   100°59'41.58
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC Road
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General Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
Scribe:   Homebrew
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   72
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler
GPS:   12°48'42.34   100°59'41.58
Map to Run 1785 A-Site
Highway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC Road
Download Google Earth .kmz file

73 Run Photos This Week

Scribe Report
by Homebrew


Let's hear it for those working behind (and in front) of the scenes, week in week out, to make the PH3 happen without fail. As exemplified by this week's Scotch on the Rocks. GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD and DIRT LOONEY laid the Trail, arranged a raffle with prizes, provided food and drink and entertainment (in that distinctive Celtic manner) and subsidised the whole event (contrary to the frugality normally attributed to the Scots.......). Also Acting GM THE WIZARD and EMPEROR AIRHEAD demonstrating careful preparation in order to entertain and enliven the proceedings- possibly !

Meanwhile back on the Trail I was focusing more on not falling over- again - rather than the detail of route. However I managed to join the usual FRB's DEL BOY, DIARRHEA, SEAL SUCKER and BEVERLEY HILLS PINK COCK before the finish of a clocked 8 kms rather sandy terrain . Only to be greeted by a welcoming crowd of one person - GLORIOUS CLITORIOUS.

Circle opening formalities having been concluded by Acting GM THE WIZARD, we were treated to a rendition by the Hares of 'Flower of Scotland' (first 5 verses only....) After two raffles this week, FUNNY BUNNY was presented with her 50 Runs Hat by WANK-KING'S WANKER.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD demonstrated his usual preparedness (except for mispronouncing Celtic.....) by giving a history of the multi functional belted plaid (blanket, clothing and accommodation), the forerunner to the "modern" Scottish kilt which only arrived in 1720 courtesy of an English inventor (that can't be right.....) He welcomed Virgins David and Steph from "unpronounceable " Chichester before inviting Scottish dressers and Belgian cross dressers to the ice..

Acting GM THE WIZARD then gave EMPEROR AIRHEAD the Hash Crash for fouling up the site, before handing out new PH3 End of Season Awards from nominations in each category .(1) Fastest Fat F***er - DEL BOY; (2) Jekyll and Hyde - DIRT LOONEY; (3) THRUSH (irritating c**t)- WANK-KING'S WANKER; (4) Going Backwards - ARSE BANDIT; (5) Laziest Check Breaker - SEAL SUCKER; (6) Worst Dressed Hasher- GING GANG GOOLIES; and (7) Prince of Perspiration - CANNONBALL. After 3 rounds of elimination based on volume of non-support, DEL BOY was declared overall winner! THE WIZARD then reassigned the 'Wanker of the Week' wooden spoon from ARSE BANDIT to GING GANG GOOLIES) before relieving yours truly of the Hash Crash for 2 weeks good service. During the Hash Trash proceedings the Americans were iced for no- one claiming the Arnie S t-shirt, and SPERM POLLUTER was presented with unclaimed Trash for his newly constituted Pattaya Hash called.....

After the Hares leading "Sukanya" with song sheets they were thanked again by THE WIZARD and proceedings were brought to a close in the usual way.

Keep on running or walking ( or both! ).

See you in June.

Hares Song - Sukanya

I’m so young and you’re old
You’ve had a baby I’ve been told
I don’t care what my friends say
I’ll pay you’re bar fine any day
You and I shall never part
I’ll give you five hundred baht
CHORUS: Oh please go down on me Sukanya.

I bought you a house and a brand new car
In the TQ you’re a star
You go out late every night
Come home at noon, Oh what a sight
In your heart I’ll always stay
As long as I can pay, pay, pay
CHORUS: Oh please go down on me Sukanya

You gave me clap and you wear gold
My motorcycle you have sold
To pay my bills at Adam and Eve
The fruits of love are never free
All I ask is one more suck
But you don’t even give a fuck
CHORUS: Oh please go down on me Sukanya.

Your Thai husband threw me out
Tell me what it’s all about
Now you’re into sniffing glue
Does this mean that we are through?
I love you with all my heart
So don’t cut off my private part
CHORUS: Oh please go down on me Sukanya.

On-On!  Homebrew


Run Stats Report
Shows total runs with PH3

Total Runners This Week - 72

Hashers Present Last Week - 58

88 ARSE VAN HOLE; 649 BALL RINGER; 430 BELL END; 168 BEN 10; 229 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 149 BURL IVES; 26 CANNONBALL; 152 CRAPPER; 119 DEL BOY; 25 DIARRHEA; 138 DIRT LOONEY; 39 DREGS; 560 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1443 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 52 FUNNY BUNNY; 681 G.I. JOE; 347 GANGREEN; 817 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 36 GING ; ANG GOOLIES; 4 GLORIOUS CLITORIOUS; 147 GOLDEN RIVET; 33 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 17 HOME BREW; 64 IM LAO; 26 JACK WOW; 746 LADY FLIPPER; 395 LIBERACE; 475 LONE WOLF; 178 LOST CAUSE; 77 MAYO QUEEN; 14 MIA DIARRHEA; 148 MISS USE ME; 791 MRS. HEAD; 84 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; 236 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 102 PHANTOM; 79 PINK DOLPHIN; 190 PINKABOO; 104 POCKET SOCKET; 131 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 285 REAR GUNNER; 259 SEAL SUCKER; 37 SHE'S THE BOSS; ; 42 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 768 SIR FREE WILLY; 773 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 928 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 77 SLACK VAGINA; 121 SPERM POLLUTER; 484 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 92 TELLY TUBBY; 23 THE COUNT; 92 THE WIZARD; 107 UNSTABLE LOAD; 862 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 383 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 11

54 ARSE BANDIT; 85 BANANAS; 347 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 232 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 105 KIDNEY STONE; 63 MR CHEAP; 107 RABBIT SHOOTER; 15 REAL OLD; 107 SCOOBIE DOO; 228 TRY-A-FUCK; 241 TWO TIME;

Visitors - 3

4 BUSH DIVER - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
4 HAND BRAKE - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
6 CHOCOLATES - Lompok H3, Indonesia

Virgins - 2

Steff Welling; David Welling;

Leavers - 3

IM LAO; MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; TWO TIME;

Anniversaries - 1

FUNNY BUNNY was awarded her 50th Run Hat.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ coming soon ~

Saints and Sinners - 2

GING GANG GOOLIES - Wanker of the Week
HOME BREW - Hash Crash - Removed.

Birthdays - 0

~ coming soon ~


Statistics

PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals


In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates.

Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.


28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs
Runs ID# Name First Sex
1000+ Runs (2)
1419 2 EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom 29 M
1080 3 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John 399 M
900+ Runs (1)
905 3089 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim 708 M
800+ Runs (2)
881 12 KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John 203 M
835 5289 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric 776 M
700+ Runs (7)
789 6 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy 105 M
768 655 MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee 729 F
763 41 SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.) 508 M
744 5785 SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray 825 M
744 6622 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy 907 M
722 5852 LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit 833 F
714 6505 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor 898 M
600+ Runs (6)
680 6083 SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter 855 M
656 23 SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick 621 M
654 7705 G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe 1022 M
650 6002 SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.) 849 M
626 8050 BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan 1061 M
603 1 SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie 32 F
500+ Runs (10)
591 6971 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike 947 M
589 5238 MASTER BATES - McAllen, James 767 M
588 64 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.) 479 M
577 5343 SIR MC - Watkins, Josh 783 M
557 8 SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans 57 M
556 4879 CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff 715 M
553 492 SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary 499 M
537 45 DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta 635 F
527 7214 MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica 974 F
524 6661 LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw 912 F

Please advise webmaster of any errors in this table.


About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currenty updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables are quite large.


General Info

PH3 General Info Section


The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

BLAH BLAH Rules for hares and anythng doesn't fit elsewhere.


TOP SPACE

This is the General Info Section of the Home Page
it will contain links to onon bars, local hashes, The FAQ pages (rewritten), Hash Songs,
Shirt Designs, Rules for hares and anythng doesn't fit elsewhere

END OF TOP SPACE

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

From here you can access the pages in the link box below. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

TODO LIST

For now a simple landing page with the same links as the box below

Future - open the links below in the General Info TOP SPACE or a second space in this section.


About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display SOMETHING page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.


Archives

PH3 Archives Section


The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" from the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.


TOP SPACE

The Archive Section of the Home Page
it will contain tables with all the statistics for previous years (since 2013 for now).
We will also link to Clitface's old site. We may in future extract all that data 
and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and
to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

END OF TOP SPACE

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2016. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box below bringing you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" from the floating menu anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the home page.

TODO LIST

Future - open the links below in the TOP SPACE or a second space in this section.


About the Archives Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives currenty updated on a yearly basis by hand.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We display SOMETHING here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.


Contact Us

PH3 Contact Us Info Section


The Contact Us Section provides information about the Mis-management and contains links to all minutes of Meeting since 2012. Later we will gather the minutes of previous years as much as they are available.

We will post the minutes of the most recent meeting each month. The date and timing of the next meeing is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.; $top_html .=

We provide contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar.


This is a page with some basic contact information, such as an address and phone number.

Contact us if you have a query, want to contribute to the site, or just want to say "Hello!". We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Sorry, the contact form has been temporary disabled, but we'll get it back online after reconstruction.

In the meantime please use the following contact details:

Contact the Grand Master, Mental Disorder
Email - GM@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 089 095 7306

Contact the Web Master, Wank-King's Wanker
E-mail - webmaster@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 09 71 370 313

Contact the Hare Raiser, Sir Free Willy
E-mail - hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Tel -- 086 078 5681


About the Contact Us Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Those topics although important have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now.

We display SOMETHING here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.