Run 1608


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Knob Marley

Seasons Greetings Hashers.

Our Brewmaster is the best in the world, (well thats the 50 baht bribe out the way, thanks SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT).

So off we set for the last run of the year, seems only 5 minutes since the first run of year that great 30th Year bash. So the tourists and poor residents (no cars) load the baht buses, which is ok, but how I miss the Black Pearl. But that’s life

We soon arrive at the A-Site near to town which is always good this time of year, then after sign ups and couple of new shoes we are on our way. Start of run bit odd as runners rejoin walkers after a couple of minutes. Although I was on paper all the time still think something may have been amiss , we will never know.

Nice flat run, good checks and nice little tricky part at end around lake, a little short for me personnally but well done Hares. So back at A-Site and usual milling about and social interaction, then food is served up by our resident chef V.V. Good options of spaghetti and also thai green curry so something for everone except KARAMBA who seemingly only eats grass these days.

After a period of beer time it’s circle up with G.M SCAR WITH 2 T’s , and Hares on in. General opinion was run a little short. Then its Raffle time with winners including SIR FREE WILLY, HONEY BEAR and NO MORE CUM among others.

Then we move onto EMPEROR AIRHEAD, Hares on in and after a lengthy debate he really gained very little milage in that the HHH signs should be yellow and black and not pink. GI JOE also commented on run a little short and EMPEROR AIRHEAD said even his walk was only 100 feet, so for a change it seems SPAG HEAD and R.S.B with their 1.2 KM round trip to nearest bar actually achieved more than most.

Then on in for GI JOE and SQUEEZE MY TUBE for a well deserved special award for contribution to the Hash, well done. LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS on ice as founder of Ferret Hash and when asked for words of wisdom replied, “Don’t do it!” Then we were treated to a song by visitor MERRY DICK from Riviera Hash, this was ok but i am a firm believer of whatever you are doing in circle as entertainment it is so much better if someone is on ice. Although I do appreciate that many other Hashes do not have ice, well done MERRY DICK anyway.

Then WANK-KING’S WANKER on in for anniversaries (these are listed somewhere on sheet so I’m not listing them again). There was a slight delay as SPAG HEAD had misplaced one of the award hats , but eventually all was sorted.

SCAR WITH 2 T s then ices KARAMBA due to some enviromental issues (or mental issues not sure which). GM in waiting  (alledgedly) NO MORE CUM then ices MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY AND VV , for incidents on Swamp Rats involving stools and people going missing. Then the circle is given to R.S.B who ices BALL RINGER and then proceeds to tell half the circle a tale, details of which are unavailable at present due to my trip being only one month long, love R.S.B to bits so i will move on (as did most of the circle).

So it was Hares and others on in for some song that was something about dings and dongs going dingy ding dong, not sure if they sang it in English or Thai?  Then its Hash Hymn and off to TQ for meatballs and fried chicken, good to see numbers at Happy Hour Bars back up.

Well an end to another year of Pattaya Monday Hash, lets keep moving forward, 99 runners this week which is good. Let’s hope over 100 next week to get year off to good start.

Oh, and one last comment, ice comes at a price so if we are going to fill a bucket, RA’s, let’s make use of it and keep a bit of bite to this hash.

ON-ON and Happy New Year to all !    Knob Marley

Next week’s scribe is Rear Gunner

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 99

Hashers Present Last Week – 67

3 Lallor Didier; 2 Khwandee Dinessen 8 Harald Malthe; 2 Ida Malthe; 2 Id Puncharoen; 3 Dah Sappaso; 4 Jan Wallace; 193 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 492 BALL RINGER; 22 BEETROOT HEAD; 312 BELL END 50 BEN 10; 6 BLUE SKY; 197 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 238 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1288 EMPEROR AIRHEAD 123 FLYING FINN; 524 G.I. JOE; 14 GAS MAN; 669 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 11 GOLDEN RIVET; 128 HONEY BEAR; 87 HULK; 33 IM LAO; 31 JINGLE BALLS; 297 KARAMBA; 130 KIDNEY BEAN; 13 KNOB MARLEY; 583 LADY FLIPPER; 227 LIBERACE; 82 LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS; 25 LOST CAUSE; 13 LOVE BOAT; 142 MARATHON MAN; 17 MASTER CHEF; 636 MRS. HEAD; 52 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 82 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 151 NO MORE CUM; 73 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 16 PAROU PAROU; 267 PELER; 138 PINKABOO; 71 POCAHONTAS; 60 RASPUTIN; 220 REAR GUNNER; 172 ROBBING BASTARD; 85 RUNNING BARE; 14 RUNNING DEER; 194 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 17 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 594 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 588 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 603 SIR FREE WILLY; 612 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 773 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 207 SKIING FINN; 344 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 148 STEPTOE; 309 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 10 STOOL MOVER; 49 SUZY WONG; 314 SWEETIE; 163 UP THE BUTT; 318 VELCRO DICK; 708 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 210 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 25

3 Paal Antonsen; 5 Sudaphan Nonsang; 6 Alain Poirier; 4 Per Sandoe; 2 Pat Tiyakhan; 23 Nisarat Tripp; 152 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 130 BLACK HOLE; 33 BULLTRACK; 36 CIA; 391 FOWL FUCKER; 48 FREQUENT STREAKER; 146 JACKAL; 198 KEE MAH; 95 KIDNEY STONE; 4 LIPOVITAMIN; 51 ONE MORE TIME; 47 PHONEY CUNT; 282 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 39 PUSSY WHIPPED; 84 SCARLET; 11 STICKY KNICKERS; 111 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 194 TOM BOY; 96 WEE MOANING WEASEL

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 6

13 BURL IVES – Kowloon Hash, HK, China
12 HANDYMAN – Ludvika Hash, Sweden
  7 Samniang Rattanamool – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
12 ZENERGY – Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
16 POL DANCER – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
12 MISUSE ME – Wanchai Hash, Hong Kong

Virgins – 1

Keith Meridith

Leavers – 2

IM LAO
MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY

Anniversaries – 6

VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR was awarded his 700th Run T-Shirt
ONE MORE TIME was awarded her 50th Run Mug
BEN 10 was congratulated for completing his 50th Run
MRS. HEAD was awarded her 20 Hares T-Shirt
BLACK HOLE was awarded her 5 Hares Hat
WANK-KING’S WANKER was awarded his 5 Hares Hat

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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Run 1607


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by General Kidney Wiper

First of all, Happy Christmas to everybody.

“The price of a bottle of gin!

“What is that?” you say. Well, that is what I am getting paid to write this hash sheet. Now if I could write three a week, I would break even on the Juniper Berry Beverage consumption.

The A-Site was out on Highway 331, just far enough off the road for the privacy we need at this time of year, as locals kind of get curious and carried away when they see our beer truck.

SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT, VV, and WANK-KING’S WANKER were this week’s  hares, who informed us there was other paper out there and also some checks in red. These we were to ignore and we were told to only to follow the ones that were painted in yellow and pansy pink.

If the walkers turned back after the second check, it would be a thirty minute walk. If they turned back after the third check, it would be a forty five minute walk. But, if they passed the third check, beware, it would be two hours. Well, being colour blind, I decided just to stay at the A-Site.

Seems I was not the only one who is colour blind, as I was soon joined by SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD, SIR RSB, SIR MC, 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE and LITTLE TOMMY 2 LIPS. Luck would have it that for some discernible reason, we had brought along copious amounts of the amber nectar to sustain us until the Front Runners arrived. During this time, we solved the problems of the world, discussing the collapse of the Rouble, how to cook a haggis and the attributes of number 24 at The Linda Bar.

After about forty minutes the runners and walkers started arriving and were greeted by SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT who was handing out his excellent elixir called German Glühwein.  (Glühwein is usually prepared from red wine, heated and spiced with cinnamon sticks, cloves, star aniseed, citrus, sugar and at times vanilla pods. It is sometimes drunk mit Schuss (with a shot), which means that rum or some other liquor has been added. Fruit wines, such as blueberry wine and cherry wine, are occasionally used instead of grape wine in some parts of Germany.) Cannot wait for next Christmas!

Shortly after this VV, who had been busy on his BBQ, informed us all, that food was ready. I do not think I have ever eaten food on the hash, as I like to leave stomach space just for drinking, but this time I could not resist the aroma of his sizzling sausages. They were really great, as the returning queues for seconds, obviously attested to this.

After a short cooling down period, our GM SCAR W/2 TS got the circle underway. That Jack of all trades SIR BP started the Raffle. The first winner was LIBERACE whose enthusiasm was akin to winning the National Lottery. Others were KIDNEY BEAN, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, LINEAR ACCELERATOR, SIR FREE WILLY and HULK. One prize was not claimed, so if you still have ticket number 09569 you might still be in luck.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD then iced the Hares. It was deemed a good run by all. What else could it be after that great German Glühwein and those sumptuous sausages?

Next in and receiving ten B52s from the TQ were Santa’s helpers, EWOK, TADPOLE and OLIVE OIL.  More were requested, but I think that was going to be open to negotiations.

LONE WOLF was then asked to take a seat on the ice for some bareback buttock browsing. A newspaper was passed around depicting a picture of him, saying he is out on bail, but is being watched.

WANK-KING’S WANKER then dealt with returners, leavers, virgins and other miscreants. Achievers were as follows:-
SIR FREE WILLY, LADY FLIPPER – 40 and 30 Hared Runs.
FRIAR FUDGE, MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY – 50 Runs.
NO MORE CUM – 150 Runs.
LINEAR ACCELERATOR – 5 Hared Runs Hat.
Well done to you all.

Then Santa and his helpers EWOK, TADPOLE and OLIVE OIL arrived and gave out presents to all and sundry. Some of us must have been bad, as once again we got passed by. Maybe next year.

LITTLE TOMMY 2 LIPS, who appeared to be unconscious, was carried into the circle and put into the ice bucket, to revive him. This seemed to work, as he started talking about the Accrington Hash and The Ferret Run which is coming up on the 4th.January.

SIR MC was iced with the Hares. Seems he was trying to speak German. Usually, when you sit on ice, you talk in tongues. There has been much said in the media in the last week about how Thailand was involved with CIA detention centres and how they used water boarding. Which of course Thailand denied. If only those guys from the CIA had come on the Pattaya Hash. They would soon have stopped using “water boarding” and instead have used the “ice bucket!” That way you can get a canary to sing any song you want and not catch any flack off the do-gooders.

SHEIK MEME then iced FLYING FINN who was sitting down, but is not allowed too, as he has not yet achieved the accolade of 500 runs, which would allow him this seated concession.

SCAR WITH 2 TS then took over the circle again, but it is at this juncture in time that FLYING FINN gave me some more of his inebriating concoction, and I start to have trouble trying to discern my notes. (“ Hyvää joulua”).

BEETROOT HEAD iced as he has a flagellation fetish. We do not know if he is the Whipper or the Whipped. Or maybe he just likes to wave flags around enthusiastically (Flag elation, get it!!).

Years ago, we had one female hasher whose hash name was WHIPPER. She was the girlfriend of PAPA WHISKY. PAPA WHISKY stands for the letters PW in the NATO Phonetic alphabet and means PUSSY WHIPPED.  It just shows you how clever some of these hash names are.

NO MORE CUM then takes over the circle and ices SUSIE WONG, SCAR WITH 2 TS and FLYING FINN.  I cannot remember why, but I am sure they deserved it. Then again, they probably did nothing. “Som Na Na!!”  SIR MC, EWOK, TADPOLE and OLIVE OIL iced as they had been away for so long, they had forgotten what sitting on the ice was like.

Time for the Hare’s Song. VV, SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT and WANK-KING’S WANKER chose to have some bonding time on the ice while, once again, HONEY BEAR serenaded us in her dulcet tones. Well done.

I know a lot more happened, but as usual, that Alka-Seltzer’s Disease has taken its toll.

Hash Hymn, then all aboard the baht buses for town.

Thanks Smiling Rat for giving us another Happy Hour. I did not make it, but I am sure, as usual, you looked after us well.

Yes! We were all winners this night, thanks to Santa and his helpers, The Pattaya Hash Mismanagement, The Hares, and last but not least, all you Hashers who turned up.

P.S. “Hyvää joulua” means Happy Christmas in Finnish! But you need to drink FLYING FINN’s hooch to understand it.

ON-ON !    General Kidney Wiper

Next week’s scribe is Knob Marley

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 87

Hashers Present Last Week – 63

2 Lallo Didier; 7 Harald Malthe; 491 BALL RINGER; 311 BELL END; 49 BEN 10; 5 BLUE SKY; 196 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 237 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES 1287 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 122 FLYING FINN; 523 G.I. JOE; 184 GANGREEN; 668 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER 127 HONEY BEAR; 86 HULK; 32 IM LAO; 30 JINGLE BALLS; 296 KARAMBA; 112 KNOB MARLEY; 582 LADY FLIPPER; 66 LADY GAGA 226 LIBERACE; 81 LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS; 65 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 348 LONE WOLF 24 LOST CAUSE; 12 LOVE BOAT; 141 MARATHON MAN; 16 MASTER CHEF; 635 MRS. HEAD; 51 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 81 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 150 NO MORE CUM; 353 ODD-JOB; 72 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 15 PAROU PAROU; 266 PELER; 137 PINKABOO; 70 POCAHONTAS; 59 RASPUTIN; 219 REAR GUNNER; 171 ROBBING BASTARD; 84 RUNNING BARE; 193 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 166 SHEIK MEME; 16 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 593 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 587 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 602 SIR FREE WILLY; 568 SIR MC 611 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 772 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 206 SKIING FINN; 343 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 147 STEPTOE; 308 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 9 STOOL MOVER; 313 SWEETIE; 382 TAMPAX; 178 TRY-A-FUCK; 317 VELCRO DICK; 707 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 209 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 18

3 Ryan Harkins; 2 Dah Sappaso; 3 Jan Wallace;  192 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 21 BEETROOT HEAD; 489 EWOK; 51 FRIAR FUDGE; 10 GOLDEN RIVET; 129 KIDNEY BEAN; 73 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 83 MUD CRACKER; 30 MUD’S CRACKER; 37 OLIVE OIL; 13 RUNNING DEER; 42 SPANKINSTEIN; 48 SUZY WONG; 436 TADPOLE; 162 UP THE BUTT

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 3

13 GAS MAN – Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
  1 Ida Malthe – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
  1 Id Puncharoen – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

Virgins – 3

Khwandee Dinessen
Luc Fayt
Martine Williame

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 7

SIR FREE WILLY was awarded his 40 Hares T-Shirt
LADY FLIPPER was awarded her 30 Hares T-Shirt
LINEAR ACCELERATOR was awarded his 5 Hares Hat
WANK-KING’S WANKER was congatulated for his 5th Hared Run
NO MORE CUM was congratulated for completing his 150th Run
FRIAR FUDGE was awarded his 50th Run Mug
MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY was awarded his 50th Run Mug

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 3

REAR GUNNER – 23rd Dec
FLYING FINN – 24th Dec
RASPUTIN – 26th Dec


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Run 1606


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Stool Mover

Last week I hared my first run with TRY-A-FUCK and now I find myself reporting my first scribe.

Now I’m no Shakespeare, spent most of my English lessons outside in the corridor for being a disruptive pupil, but God loves a trier so I’m going to put my faith into the hands of my computers spell check and crack on. I apologize if I lower the tone this week but I guess you can take the boy out of London, but you cant take the London out of the boy.

This week’s run we were missing one of our front-runners DEL BOY, now we have all heard about his Golden Shower experiences, but it turns out it was more serious than we thought. You could say it has become an addiction not to mention messy as well. So DEL BOY has decided to get help in the form of a rehabilitation clinic in the Philippines. Apparently they have a program were they use cows piss as a substitute to wean you off. We hope he makes a speedy recovery and comes back soon and remember DEL BOY, one day at a time..

So today was a special Belgian Run hared by VV , MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY and IM LAO. Now I can’t say I’ve ever stayed in Belgium but I have driven through it a couple of times, which takes all of about twenty minutes. One time whilst ridding in a four-car convoy of football hooligans back from the World Cup in Germany we stopped at various petrol stations in Belgium. Being English I was surprised to see in a large basket next to the cashier a huge collection of porn DVDs. In England we have to purchase such films in a specialist shop usually while wearing a long raincoat. But in Belgium it seems theirs no shortage of wanking material and is available everywhere.

Belgium also has been producing my two favorite beers, Stella Artois and Leffe for the last 800 years and has been responsible for hundreds off drunken nights out and a few fights too, with my boys back home in the UK and for that I thank you Belgium.

So we arrive at the A-Site on this perfect day for running and soon the first circle is called by our GM SCAR W/2T’S who waste no time by dealing with the new shoes Chang beer style, followed by are three virgins, one of which is a famous musician from Norway.

The run itself was great, lots of checks to slow up the front-runners; one in particular by a charcoal pit was tough, some water, dogs, jungle etc., ticked all the right boxes. I always enjoy VV’s runs and this one was no exception. I clocked just over 6 km on my phone app but not being a front runner myself didn’t do most of the checks so was more like 7 km for the front runners. Everyone agreed it was a good run. Back at the A-Site we were treated by the hares to some amazing Belgium Hoegaarden beer and VV’s BBQ sausages.

After the the 2nd Circle is called, our GM SCAR W/2T’S calls the Hares to the ice and thanks them. SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT manages the Raffle with donations from FLYING FINN, REAR GUNNER and SIR FREE WILLY. The most memorable being a wall clock that was allegedly Swiss made.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle and iced the Hares. VV was complemented on his BBQ sausages, which were excellent. Next was our 3 young virgins and we find out one is a 3 Grammy Awards musician from Norway, we also found out he’s been playing with his mates father, but this didn’t put the girls off in the circle who all agreed the pair were sexy. The third virgin then proclaims to be a Major in the army sort of. KARAMBA and NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER are iced next hoping NIGHT RIDER will change his playboy ways by following KARAMBA‘s example of changing his ways and settling down and starting a family and making loads of money.

This was followed by a quick naming ceremony, enter Pin, and exit BLUE SKY.

LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS and Errol were next to be iced. We find out Errol likes pulling 71-year old women from Patpong and also did a run 3 weeks after he couldn’t walk, all be it still took him 7 hours to complete, way to go Errol. Then it’s his turn to be named. After a lot of suggestions from the circle most referring to grannies we finally pick the name FENIAN BASTARD.

WANG-KING’S WANKER takes the circle and starts by announcing the Xmas run next week will include a visit from Santa and two hot elf’s, lets hope Santa’s sack is full. NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, REAR GUNNER and TRY-A-FUCK are honored and awarded their 5 hares caps, Congratulations!

SHEIK MEME took the circle and wastes no time in putting the virgins on the ice. LIBERACE had requested not to bucket the virgins as they were riding in his car home, so of course SHEIK MEME ignores that and in they went. Their first taste of the ice bucket. KNOB MARLEY, MISERABLE CUNT and NO MORE CUM are iced. We hear about how NO MORE CUM has been English all his life but as soon as he retired he says he’s German. People were shot for this crime in WW2, I think the least SHEIK MEME should have put him in the bucket but instead SIR FREE WILLY ends up in there for reasons I don’t know as the beer was kicking in at this point of the night.

Next iced are the Hares again and REAR GUNNER, looking at MY GIRLFRIEND THINKS IM GAY on the ice I think he’s been drinking more of the down-downs than he’s been handing out tonight as he struggles to stay on the ice. NO MORE CUM takes the circle and tries to recreate the Xmas day truce in WW1 1914 when both sides stopped fighting and played football, by icing HULK, PAPRIKA SMILEY,TRY-A-FUCK, FENIAN BASTARD and SIR FREE WILLY and MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY in the bucket.

LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS is iced again because well it’s funny watching him slide off every time he sits down along with our GM SCAR and SIR MC.

The Hare’s Song again this week is from the Hash Band “The Bunglers”. And the song is called “Belgium Hares” the returners then lead us into the Hash Hymn.

I’ve just enough time to enjoy some Glenfiddich Scotch Whiskey from the newly named FENIAN BASTARD on the bus to the on-on bar M Club where I enjoy some great food and top up my buzz with cheap draft Chang. And this week I didn’t get covered in mud so a great Monday Hash. It’s a hard life this hashing!!!!

ON-ON !    Stool Mover

Next week’s scribe is General Kidney Wiper

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 79

Hashers Present Last Week – 50

151 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 490 BALL RINGER; 310 BELL END; 48 BEN 10; 4 BLUE SKY; 12 BURL IVES 195 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 1286 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 121 FLYING FINN; 522 G.I. JOE; 183 GANGREEN; 667 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 126 HONEY BEAR; 31 IM LAO; 29 JINGLE BALLS; 581 LADY FLIPPER; 65 LADY GAGA; 225 LIBERACE; 347 LONE WOLF; 23 LOST CAUSE; 140 MARATHON MAN; 15 MASTER CHEF; 11 MISUSE ME; 634 MRS. HEAD; 50 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 80 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 149 NO MORE CUM; 352 ODD-JOB; 71 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 265 PELER; 58 RASPUTIN; 170 ROBBING BASTARD; 83 RUNNING BARE; 192 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 15 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 592 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 586 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 601 FREE WILLY; 610 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 771 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 342 SQUEEZE MY TUBE[ 146 STEPTOE[ 8 STOOL MOVER[ 312 SWEETIE; 381 TAMPAX; 193 TOM BOY; 177 TRY-A-FUCK; 316 VELCRO DICK; 706 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 208 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 22

6 Harald Malthe; 4 Sudaphan Nonsang; 5 Alain Poirier; 3 Per Sandoe; 180 BILLION SUCKER; 32 BULLTRACK; 236 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 3 FENIAN BASTARD; 85 HULK; 295 KARAMBA; 111 KNOB MARLEY; 80 LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS; 64 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 11 LOVE BOAT; 281 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 136 PINKABOO; 69 POCAHONTAS; 218 REAR GUNNER; 165 SHEIK MEME; 567 SIR MC; 205 SKIING FINN; 307 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 4

  1 Atitaya Sricha – Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
  1 Lallo Didier – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
  5 SUBNORMAL – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
14 PAROU PAROU – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines

Virgins – 3

Thor Halland
Oddarne Soerensen
Didrik Stobakk

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 5

NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER was awarded his 5 Hared Hat
REAR GUNNER was awarded his 5 Hared Hat
SQUEEZE MY TUBE was awarded her 5 Hared Hat
TRY-A-FUCK was awarded his 5 Hared Hat
MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY was congratulated for his 50th Run

Hash Name Events – 2

Pin Wildman was given the hash name BLUE SKY
Errol Hyslop was given the hash name FENIAN BASTARD

Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 1

MRS. HEAD – 18th Dec


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