Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1824 Scribe

Show Scribe Report by Cannonball


The French Connection

Get to run site we had before. Nice area some traffic but good for the circle. The run was well appreciated by everybody. The runners and walkers came in close together.

The hares were dressed French outfits.They had sausages and free wine and cheese. Even the Beer Hunter ARSE BANDIT said that it was wonderful. Good job hares and thanks.

The Raffle managed by MENTAL DISORDER with help from his assistant went well for the winners. They liked their prizes.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD time saying the A-site was like a bunker. Thanks for a great job with a regional theme like French. He thanked them for free wine and cheese and told them great job.

Steve the Belgium was called to the ice was named FRED FLINTSTONE. Others all him Fred Fishtone. The virgins were called to the circle, two from Belgium and from Thailand. They were welcomed to the club.

WANK-KING'S WANKER and time for the awards. HARBOR WHORE 100 Runs; KEE MAH 250 Runs; VV 900 Runs and 180 Hares; UNSTABLE LOAD 15 Got Drunks; STREET CLEANER 5 Hares.

BALL RINGER awarded Hash Trash because his son BEN 10 lost his free run card on the trail.

SCAR W/2TS took over and called the hares in. SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTER was put in the bucket for leaving trash on the trail. CANADA BLOWER was called in because he took a taxi for the A-Site. That cost him 900 baht. He did not realize the buses leave at 3 PM during winter time.

STREET CLEANER was called in for getting lost on the trail even though he was a hare. CHIP CHIP was called in because the hares got drunk after the run.

The GM called in SHE'S THE BOSS and iced him for talking. The GM called in ARSE BANDIT and NO MORE CUM. Asking ARSE BANDIT about his recent trip to Udon Thani that cost a lot money fixing his girlfriend's brother's car, gas and police fines.

NO MORE CUM was asked about his girlfriend's friend's night out with a Kathoey that ended being free sex with her and the circle was asked if anybody had a free night with a kathoey. One hasher said yes he was put in the bucket.(RAT VON KIEL)

NO MORE CUM called FRED FLINTSTONE to the ice and asked about falling asleep on the beach and getting pedicures before the hash from his girlfriend.

The hare was asked about the French and German connection on the board.

The hares called on for the hare song.

Very good night for everybody thanks to the hares.

On-On!  Cannonball


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   Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1823 Scribe

Show Scribe Report by Jack Wow


The day started on a hot Monastery Hill with instructions from the hares SCAR W/2T’S, BELL STAR, MENTAL DISORDER and MENSTRUAL DISORDER. We were told not to piss on the sacred Buddhist shrine surrounding us, to go around freshly planted fields, not to run past the many cow herds and disregard the big monkey with two service dogs. As as is par for the course most of those instructions were disregarded by our passionate hashers. However, the clever hares put a check in the middle of a pasture filled with the biggest herd of cows. It was a miracle there was no stampede because of 92 hashers all standing around trying to be calm. The walk was basically 6K and the run maybe 8K with everyone back within an hour and 45 minutes.

Once the GM, THE WIZARD, called the circle to order, he polled the group on the run. The common consensus was the run was kinda boring with little challenge. We later learned that MENSTRUAL DISORDER did not reconnoiter this run, so all the knowing looks went to MENTAL DISORDER. For it’s commonly accepted that when he’s left to his own devices, the runs are kind of short and vanilla. We were further dismayed to learn MENSTRUAL will be absent for 4 months visiting family and nursing MENTAL back from another knee replacement surgery. They will be sorely missed! Good Luck Guys!!

The Raffle, currently being managed by MENSTRUAL DISORDER and overmanaged by MENTAL, had a “Record Sold” last week. However, there is a small group that miss SIR FREE WILLY’s unique selection of dildos and panties. Go Figure?!?

RA, EMPEROR AIRHEAD, started with flexing his muscle and threatening the loose lipped with the bucket, but quickly softened when he announced a FIRST in the PH3 History. Apparently the Beer Hunters were bused to their secret hunter bar and got stranded with no ride back. So for the first time in Hash History, the sick, lame and lazy had to walk back. It was whispered that it may have been almost a kilometer of staggering! Imagine the grumbling about the leadership abilities of the Beer Hunter Captain, SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD!! For Shame!

The GM awarded the “Hash Hero” to ODD-JOB for cleaning up the trash and debris around the shrines. This prestigious award was followed by presenting the “Hash Trash” award to SCAR W/2T’S for pissing on the ground near one of the sacred shrines. He argued, which was totally out of character, that he was innocent. He was unaware that there were two shrines in the dark woods. However, he still racked up some negative karma points on that one! HaHa

MENTAL DISORDER and MENSTRUAL DISORDER supervised the Valentine’s Day observance with roses for the Harriettes. We felt sorry for poor MENTAL because his idea was good, but the execution was like trying to herd a group of cats. When you combine, affairs of the heart with alcohol anything can happen. The men were to get down on one knee, place the rose in their teeth and allow their partner to retrieve their rose with their teeth. As you can see, even on paper this is complicated, but somehow they managed to pull it off. The observing crowd was overcome with emotion and heartily down downed its completion.

Interesting side note, SPERM POLLUTER got engaged to CASPER in a past hash circle and subsequently got married on his birthday. On Monday, the big romantic, presented his bride with a bouquet of roses (he says he got them from a florist) for their anniversary. Love was in the air!!

Our brave GM conducted another Valentine’s Day quiz show at the expense of his lovely and current wife, BURLY CHASSIS. As entertaining (yawn) as it was in its brevity, we’ve all noticed that THE WIZARD only uses BURLY CHASSIS as the straight man when she’s not there. He’s very smart, could be why he’s our current GM.

RA, NO MORE CUM, noticed that one of the raffle winners, ANFI, won two raffle prizes. The RA explained that accepting two prizes simply was not done at the hash. ANFI tried to stupidly justify his selfishness, but as we all know, it’s impossible to get one over on NO MORE CUM. He’s a bulldog!!

THE WIZARD, our beloved GM, awarded “Wanker of the Week” to MENTAL DISORDER for his attempt at being last weeks scribe. MENTAL contacted the GM during the week claiming he lost his notes. The GM stated he watched him lean on the piss truck all during the circle drinking and taking no notes. (Bet he thought MENSTRUAL DISORDER had him covered) Anyway, MENTAL asked THE WIZARD, via email, to write down what everyone said at the circle and sent it to him. Cheeky bastard HaHa, I guess he forgot he was no longer the GM! HaHa Therefore, we have a new “Wanker of the WeekMENTAL DISORDER.

Finally, the GM was able to capture WANK-KING'S WANKER’s attention for the awards ceremony. SPECIAL PRICE had 150 Runs, NO MORE CUM had 250 Runs and BELL STAR had 5 Hares.

The evening wound down with the hares singing their song “Yippy Yai Yay... Yippy Yai Yo” and the circle closed with the Hash Hymn. A good time was had by All!

(Still no giant monkey with 2 service dogs)

On-On!  Jack Wow


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   Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1822 Scribe

Show Scribe Report by Mental Disorder


What a great day for a Hash, blue sky’s and the birds are singing. We arrived at the A-Site, a beautiful A-site with a lovely lake.

But this run started couple of weeks ago, when BEETROOT HEAD and ARSE BANDIT were asked to fill a vacant spot. Both of them were very excited and went out straight away to do the Recce for there run. The excitement still in there bodies they couldn’t wait to lay the trail so 5 days before there run they laid their trail.

But trouble struck as the PJH3 were running in the same area the day before our run. Their Hares found some of the paper and checks and they thought wow, free paper and free checks. BEETROOT HEAD and ARSE BANDIT were that worried and couldn’t sleep that night and went out early on the Monday morning to retrieve the borrowed paper and checks. ARSE BANDIT also had a big decision to make on the Monday to stay sober and fix the run or get drunk and stuff the run. He decided to stay sober and fixed the run.

The circle was called by the new GM THE WIZARD who looked a little bit nervous and thinking very hard, a big decision he had to make, do I put WANK-KING'S WANKER in the bucket now or wait until he interrupts me. He waited and it wasn’t long before WANK-KING'S WANKER was in the bucket.

The Hares explained their run and off every one went. The Beer Hunters were treated to some free beer purchased by BEETROOT HEAD and sponsored by FLYING FINN. All very happy.

The new raffle mistress MENSTRUAL DISORDER set out to sell her raffle tickets and having a pretty face the hashers eagerly opened their wallets. The prizes were fantastic and she had no problem selling tickets.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD as new rags man went around the circle selling his hash shirts, offering special deals, he learnt a lot from FREE WILLY.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD iced the Hares and he was surprised on how great the circle thought the run was. THE WIZARD then spoke about the Super Bowl and iced a very excited CANNONBALL who was celebrating his team's win. CANNONBALL then dropped his pants hoping to attract the harriette’s attention, but failed.

NO MORE CUM entertained the circle and then followed by SCAR W/2TS who iced TESTICLES and asked his advice on how to pick up pretty girls as TESTICLES had a beautiful harriette hanging off his arm, SCAR I hope the advice he gave you helps you to pick up women.

SPERM POLLUTER came in and immediately iced ARSE BANDIT to find out why from the last two weeks he has lost the two loves of his life. ARSE BANDIT has no idea but could be a sizes matter.

Also on the night we were privileged to have a visiting ex GM from Wanchai H3, SOUTH SIDE HASH TOY and her partner DOG SHIT also a ex-GM from Hong Kong.They both had a great night and thanked The PH3 for the Great entertainment and run.

The Baht buses were loaded and were all headed back to the Buffalo Bar for more great food and socializing.

On-On!  Mental Disorder


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