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THE WIZARD started the circle and advised the Hashers on the do's and don'ts. New shoes were addressed with the appropriate beer toasts. A moment of silence was observed for a fallen Hasher, LORD LUCAN who had recently passed. LORD LUCAN was a legend among the Pattaya Hashers and was one of the founders of many of the Pattaya Hashes, as well as Hashing all over the world. The Jungle Hash posted a Memoriam to this man that exemplifies what real Hasher is. He shall be missed.

The Hares outline the run and walk to the group, including the water crossings and recommended staying away from the Elephants (yes, they said Elephants) and not to disturb or yell at them.

The Runners were off like a streak, leaving the walkers in the dust, then the walkers were off leaving CANNONBALL and me in the dust. It reminded me of the fable of "The Tortoise and the Hare". What I didn't know is that I was going to be the Damned Tortoise.

The trails were well marked and the water crossing were fun and easy (especially with the Thai Ladies helping CANNONBALL and me, Thank you Ladies). It was a great walk. I only saw one Elephant! However, with all the Elephant shit we stepped in there must have been a whole herd in that Jungle. The three large Water Buffalos gave CANNONBALL a few dirty looks. The Tortoises finally made it back to the circle.

THE WIZARD took the circle and addressed the Hash Trash Issue. A stack of books were abandoned on the previous run and LOVE BOAT attempted to plead her innocence and blame another Hasher. A face cloth was produced by THE WIZARD and LOVE BOAT was guilty again and put ON ICE and awarded the Hash toilet seat. THE WIZARD produced a towel recovered on the trail and tracked it down to the Slovenians, SHE'S THE BOSS was put ON ICE.

the Wizard placed all the Hares, GOLDEN RIVET, LOST CAUSE, TOM BOY, DUCHESS TADPOLE, POLE FUCKER, TELLY TUBBY, HOI WAN on ice. THE WIZARD asked the walkers and runners for their opinion of the run. PARISIAN TITI - good, VV - perfect, SPASTIC WHORE KING - great, HARD ON - good, WHORE IN THE WINDOW - fantastic, GI JOE - good, DIRT LOONEY - good sticks. LOVE BOAT - good.

HARD ON handled Raffle. UPGRADE won twice. NO MORE CUM, won twice then donated his second prize back, a true gentleman.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle and explained that THE WIZARD was attempting to teach the Hashers, but it was like teaching a "Tribe of Primates". He Then he placed the Hares ON ICE and complemented the food that the Hares had provided. He addressed the Amazonian women's influence on the male/Spouse Hares.

KNICKERLESS and PHANTOM on ice and EMPEROR AIRHEAD highlighted their relationship. TEASPOON and UPGRADE on ice, having a birthday party at T.Q. on Thursday, February 20th. John (Canadian) ON ICE, new Hash name CROOKED CUNT. Hash Virgins ON ICE, Shawn from London , Khaoula and Maher from Tunisia.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD recognized FLYING FINN's generosity for picking up the bar tab at the local watering hole for the Beer Hunters.

WANK-KING'S WANKER's circle, SAUSAGE HEAD, SMOKEY'S NANNY, FUZZY LURE, GANGREEN on ice recognized for the number runs they have attended.

THE WIZARD's circle, SPERM POLLUTER, HAPPY SURVIVOR, BEETROOT HEAD, ARSE BANDIT on ice; WANK-KING'S WANKER and HARD ON in ICE BUCKET. FLYING FINN returned home and Virgins ON ICE.

NO MORE CUM had his girlfriend enter the circle. Sat on his lap and named her CHICKEN KIEV.

THE WIZARD's circle, NO MORE CUM designated Wanker of the Week, DIRT LOONEY for drinking free beer and whisky until he displayed his projectile vomiting skills, ARSE BANDIT for MADAM SIN's new shoes ON ICE.

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER's circle, NO MORE CUM on ice for violating Hash rules on naming his girlfriend. GANGREEN, beer police, ARSE VAN HOLE, SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY on ice. Here's to LIBERACE.

Final down down, SPERM POLLUTER, CROOKED CUNT, POLE FUCKER,
Hash Hymn.

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WIZARD STARTED THE CIRCLE / SGT LONE WOLF - PHOTOS

HASH TRASH-FLASH LIGHT/TORCH
CLAIMED BY FUCK OFF, ICED AND AWARDED

HARES ON ICE

WIZARD-HOW WAS RUN?
HARD ON - GOOD RUN
ASS BANDIT - HARD RUN
HAPPY SURVIVOR - LIKED
SHES THE BOSS - TOO MANY HILLS
SICILIAN SISSY-RUN - TOO HARD
WIZARD- THAT'S WHY YOUR A SISSY!!!!
WALKERS
VELCRO DICK/CANNON BALL - GOOD WALK
BOB-A-GOB - NOT ENOUGH UNDER GROWTH

RAFFLE
NICKERLESS AND SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR
WRONG NUMBERS / BOTH ICED
DIARRHEA ON ICE FOR TALKING

EMPEROR AIRHEAD'S CIRCLE
HARES ON ICE
SPERM POLLUTER & CASPER ON ICE / ANNIVERSARY
ANAL CHEESE ON ICE /BACK IN TOWN
LORETTA NAMED /GOLDEN FLOWER
BOB O GOB / HOT GOB/ DAUGHTER ON ICE
DAUGHTER NAMED/ "HIGH FIVE"
RAN AWAY FROM CIRCLE
NICKERLESS IN ICE TUB FOR TALKING
SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR ON ICE / NEW CHEST TATTOO

EMPEROR AIRHEAD ADDRESSED WIZARDS RAFFLE TICKET NUMBERS/
WIZARD WAS WIZARD! WITH THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGENCE...

WANK-KING WANKER CIRCLE
100 HASH'S - , CANNONBALL,SHE'S THE BOSS.
50 HASH'S - CHIP CHIP,PARISIAN TITI.
GREATEST HASHER RECOGNITION - VV - 191 HARES, 950 RUNS

SPERM POLLUTER / CASPER ON ICE
BIRTHDAY CAKE, 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
DIRT LOONY - HUMPTY DUMPTY DOWN-DOWN SONG

SCAR'S CIRCLE-VALENTINES DAY
WOMAN INTO THE CIRCLE
EACH LADY GIVEN A ROSE
BY THEIR MAN
SINGLE LADY'S PICKED AN AVAILABLE GUY.
SPERM POLLUTER AND CASPER RECEIVED THE REST OF THE ROSES FOR THERE ANNIVERSARY FROM WIZARD.

NO MORE CUM'S CIRCLE
HASH CRASH - JACKAL
CANADIAN ON ICE- NAMED "LIMP DICK"
CHICKEN FUCKER-CRASH - 2 WEEKS AGO

WIZARDS CIRCLE-
BOB-A-GOB & SPLINTER DICK ON ICE
SPLINTER DICK'S GIRLFRIEND ON PHONE ALL NIGHT/EXCUSE '' SHES THAI - NEW WANKER OF THE WEEK.

SCARS CIRCLE
WIZARD & DIRT LOONEY ON ICE.
CALL ON THE HARES TO SING US A SONG.
LORD CHICKEN FUCKER'S SONG.
"LIFE OF DEBAUCHERY"

WIZARD LED
HASH HYMN...

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The PH3 goes from strength to strength; 101 attendees today and another highly successful event enjoyed by all.

Having been a runner myself for 55 years, I was subsequently considering why that should be case. After all, when I started, running outside proper athletics clubs or tracks was seen to be quite weird at best... And to an outsider the Hash formula in writing looks rather odd too - following pieces of paper for many kms on a hot day with many strange rituals before and after the event. So here are my conclusions.

HISTORY - Although hashing had been around much longer, the PH3 start up in the early 1980's coincided with the so called running boom, when interest in participation greatly increased and shoes and kit dramatically improved. So a lot of the weirdness (but not all...) disappeared - numbers picked up and have stayed strong since.

CONSISTENCY - Like clockwork, PH3 has taken place every Monday since 1984. That has taken an extraordinary amount of planning and preparation, and it continues to occupy a lot of time for a group of very dedicated guys and ladies. It also means people are more likely to turn up - like Parkrun in England if you give it a miss it doesn't matter too much because you know it will be there at the same time, the following week and every week.

DISCIPLINE - As numbers have increased, and particularly when they exceed 100, much more work is needed to ensure the event stays on schedule and there is adequate crowd control. So we all appreciate the efforts in particular of GM, SPERM POLLUTER, SCAR W/2T'S and BEER POLICE in this respect - their job is more difficult than it looks.

EVOLUTION - Based on my own running club experience, and like any organisation, PH3 participants and mismanagement have evolved and will evolve over time. That is always for the better to get the right blend of fresh ideas and experience, even if there may be some short term turbulence. The most important thing for everyone involved is to maintain the PH3 success by continuing to turn up on the day, and by inviting some younger people to get that average age down....

See you next month

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