Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1517
Monday, April 1st 2013

Hares:
Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Pussy Whipped and Sexy Bum
Map to Run 1517 A-Site
Scribe:   Crazy Pussy
Hash Flash:   Honey Bear
Runners:   90
On-On Bar:  Smiling Rat
GPS:   12°48'28.60"N   100°59'15.73"E
Download Google Earth .kmz filePhoenix CC Road - 3,7 km S of Chinese Village
coconut-120Hares:
Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Pussy Whipped and Sexy Bum
Scribe:   Crazy Pussy
Hash Flash:   Honey Bear
Runners:   90
On-On Bar:  Smiling Rat
GPS:   12°48'28.60"N   100°59'15.73"E
Map to Run 1517 A-Site
Phoenix CC Road - 3,7 km S of Chinese Village
Download Google Earth .kmz file

55 Run Photos This Week

Show Scribe Report by Crazy Pussy


I did the walkers trail and saw Sir Fucking Dog and Lord Chicken Fucker on trail. First time I have see Sir Fucking Dog on trail.

The G.M called the circle and iced the hares, every body in the circle agreed it was a good run, especially when Mental Disorder had two virgin hares in Pussy Whipper and Sexy Bum.

Emperor Air Head took the circle and called the six virgins in for down down drinks and inform them that Pattaya Hash is their mother hash. Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder were iced and awarded the Hash Heroes Award for over achieving. Great going guys.

Wank King's Wanker awarded Tadpole a down down for her 400 hundred runs, then E.T, Manx Pedophile Pussy Fucker and Morning Star for being leavers.

Then I was given the circle to pick next weeks scribe, I put Honey Bear in the bucket for not informing Ball Ringer that she was a leaver, Banana Bender (B.B) was Iced for volunteering to be next weeks scribe.Sir Bottomless Pit and Sweetie were iced for not telling the visitor Banana Republic about buying hash t-shirts.

Cambodian hasher "Net" was put on the ice by Emperor Air Head and given her hash name "Mekong Princes ", why was I not given a name like that. G.M put Bananas in the bucket for not being over 70 and sitting down in the circle.

Lord Chicken Fucker took the circle and put hash shit on No More Cum for being Kim Jong-Un the north Korean Leader he asked which area in Pattaya are you going to bomb first ? Chicken Fucker warned all the hashers to keep away from Boys Town just in case. Chicken Fucker came to hash today to inform his fellow hashers he is still alive, some one called him and asked if he was dead, he said no I'm still in the land of the living .

Long Live Lord Chicken Fucker

G.M iced Stupid Kraut Kunt and four other hashers for not doing the run and being lazy cunts. Sir Spag iced Scandihooligan hares Scar and his girlfriend for not taking down the hash signs down for last Saturdays run and thanked the Scandihooligans for a great day.

B.B iced nine harriets and No More Cum then he sang a funny hash song, which the circle thought was great.

Scar iced Mental Disorder and Zenergy. Scar asked if he liked the run, to which Zenergy replied "it was a very good run, better than V.V's runs", Sorry V.V you will have to prove him wrong next week.

On-On!  Crazy Pussy


Show Run 1517 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 90

Hashers Present Last Week - 56

4 Anders Banby; 4 Linnjong Boonaman; 4 Chaluai Munkhong; 2 Rikke Skaar; 10 Sirinan T.n. dee; 405 BALL RINGER; 7 BANANAS; 251 BELL END; 101 BLACK HOLE; 115 COO COO COP; 79 CRAZY PUSSY; 168 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 213 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 295 EXTRA TESTICLE; 102 FLYING FINN; 443 G.I. JOE; 97 GANGREEN; 69 HONEY BEAR; 112 HORSE; 67 INVISIBLE MAN; 138 LIBERACE; 3 LONG BOOBS; 2 LONGER BOOBS; 44 MANX PEDOPHILE PUSSY FUCKER; 26 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 29 MENTAL DISORDER; 506 MIDNIGHT STAR; 13 MORNING STAR; 547 MRS. HEAD; 46 NEXT WEEK; 344 ODD-JOB; 213 PELER; 241 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 26 PISSED UP MERMAID; 9 PUSSY WHIPPED; 3 RETAS RETARD; 128 ROBBING BASTARD; 34 RUNNING BARE; 154 SCAR WITH TWO T'S; 9 SEXY BUM; 628 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 522 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 506 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 525 SIR MC; 690 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 59 SMELLY BASTARD; 305 SMILING BROWN SPIDER; 173 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 26 SUPERVIRGIN; 224 SWEETIE; 339 TAMPAX; 130 TRY-A-FUCK; 294 VELCRO DICK; 623 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 120 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 7 ZENERGY;

Returners - 18

67 B. B.; 4 BELL STAR; 42 BLUE BALLS; 48 BORDERLINE; 40 CHEESE DICK; 52 CINDERELLA; 1212 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 877 KING YAO YAO; 1044 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 132 NO MORE CUM; 47 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 30 POCAHONTAS; 62 POOPACHINO; 59 RABBIT SHOOTER; 106 RETARD WANKER; 619 SIR DOG; 400 TADPOLE; 88 TIGER BUM;

Visitors - 10

1 FLUFFER -- Bangkok Hash, Thailand
23 LITTLE WHITE DOVE -- Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 MEKONG PRINCESS -- Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
2 SHORT TIME -- Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
1 BANANA IN PUBLIC -- San Francisco Hash, USA
1 Gry monica Finnes -- Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
1 Christian Furuheim -- Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
1 Mona Helgesen -- Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
1 Ann kirsten Holmen -- Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
3 HERRING CHOKER -- Unknown mother hash

Virgins - 6

Simon Bendavid; Runer Finnes; Randi Finnes; Hege Furuheim; Bent Karlsen; Kanyaphak Kluaisuk;

Leavers - 5

EXTRA TESTICLE; MANX PEDOPHILE PUSSY FUCKER; MORNING STAR; PAPRIKA SMILEY; HONEY BEAR;

Anniversaries - 1

TADPOLE -- 400th Run

Hash Naming Events - 1

Net (no surname) named MEKONG PRINCESS -- New Hash Name

Saints and Sinners - 2

MENSTRUAL DISORDER -- Hash Hero
MENTAL DISORDER -- Hash Hero

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~