Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1534
Monday, July 29th 2013

Hares:
Dog Licks It’s Dick, Tampax, Piss Poorer and Scrappy Doo
Map to Run 1534 A-Site
Scribe:   Sir Bottomless Pit
Hash Flash:   Honey Bear
Runners:   78
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°52'58.01"N   100°57'12.24"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
cheetah-120Hares:
Dog Licks It’s Dick, Tampax, Piss Poorer and Scrappy Doo
Scribe:   Sir Bottomless Pit
Hash Flash:   Honey Bear
Runners:   78
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°52'58.01"N   100°57'12.24"E
Map to Run 1534 A-Site
Soi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill
Download Google Earth .kmz file

70 Run Photos This Week

Show Scribe Report by Sir Bottomless Pit


Only take care of the Beer truck, buy the beer – water – soft drinks – garbage bags – down down cups – electrolytes – ice. Then he take care of the awards, the beautiful 50 Run Mug, go to the shop and order them, about one week later again and take him, also with the 5 or 10 Hared Ball cup. Go there try to order, print the name out and then there spell them wrong 8 from 10 times……also the 100 – 200 Run Shirt. Call them, go to Naklua – nobody open the door, call again and go again 1 hour later. Give him the paperwork and after a few weeks take them and hope is no mistake on? Also sell the Shirts – Shorts – Cooler – Cups ect. Then one more, the weekly Raffle, what ever I buy is not good, someone want Vine, someone want this and this and this…….and the most don’t want to buy anything, no money? And I try so different prizes; go to IKEA in Bangkok, to Lotus, to Friendship…

And now I am the scribe is well jhuhu and thanks to all the lazy bastards, but If you the scribe, get a free Run and you can sit down in the circle, get ice power, so stand up and do something………

Hares Today, Tony the Tampax, Tony the Piss Poorer, Dumas the Dog lik`s is Dick and Sandy the Scrappy Doo. Great A-side, nice View around and a great Run, I cant do I have other thinks to do, what a shame……

So then…………Airhead get the show and get a Down Down from the Hamersly Hash, give a Airhead Award to our GM Wankings Wanker for doing a great Job. Big Thanks to the Aussie team for the best Aussie Run on Earth, all 36 Hares on ice and jipie ha ha eh.

Three Virgin today, good to see, welcome. Piss Poorer receive is 50 Run Mug and had 10 Hares today, well done, have a good journey and see you next year. The Hamersly Hash presents a T-Shirt to the GM with the typical Logo on it, I don’t want this explain…

No Hares Song and the Hash Hymn, all gone and the Rain start.

See you all next week or when or where ever.

On-On!  Sir Bottomless Pit


Show Run 1534 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 78

Hashers Present Last Week - 56

4 Wan Dachsanther; 20 Sawn Morya; 22 Amanda Nilsen; 25 Nicole Nilsen; 5 Jorgen Thoresen; 269 ARSE-HOLEO; 421 BALL RINGER; 483 BOW WOW; 21 BULLTRACK; 32 CAMEL HUMPER; 27 CAPTAIN KANGAROO; 201 CRACK MY COCCYX; 93 CRAZY PUSSY; 30 DESERT SCORPION; 201 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 1229 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 299 EXTRA TESTICLE; 31 FREQUENT STREAKER; 458 G.I. JOE; 114 GANGREEN; 83 HONEY BEAR; 132 HONEY BUNNY; 126 HORSE; 106 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 6 KISS ME DOWN UNDER; 154 LIBERACE; 14 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 33 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 293 LONE WOLF; 1053 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 37 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 44 MENTAL DISORDER; 520 MIDNIGHT STAR; 563 MRS. HEAD; 21 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 15 NO KNICKERS; 52 PISS POORER; 40 POCAHONTAS; 44 RUNNING BARE; 68 SCARLET; 48 SCRAPPY DOO; 195 SEAGULL SHIT; 642 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 535 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 521 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 635 SIR DOG; 542 SIR MC; 538 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 705 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 66 SMELLY BASTARD; 317 SMILING BROWN SPIDER; 394 SNOOPY; 283 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 413 TADPOLE; 352 TAMPAX; 137 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 13

10 Chonnipha Wangphol; 37 APPLE CIDER; 95 APPLE SAUCE; 114 APPLE TREE; 152 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 223 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 18 GOLDEN WATERFALL; 7 NOK NIGH; 35 OLIVE OIL; 31 PISSED UP MERMAID; 229 SCRUMPY; 22 SEXY BUM; 244 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS;

Visitors - 6

11 DAGLOCKS -- Bicester Hash, UK
3 CHAUCER -- Bicester Hash, UK
11 TOSSA -- Botany Bay Hash, Australia
2 SKID MARK -- Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
15 I LEAN OVER -- Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Berit Thoresen -- Saudi Arabia Hash

Virgins - 3

Kosoi Hamkhuntod; Pauvarin Phrajun; Garry Stocks;

Leavers - 4

ARSE-HOLEO; CAPTAIN KANGAROO; KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; KISS ME DOWN UNDER;

Anniversaries - 3

PISS POORER -- Hared 10
CAPTAIN KANGAROO -- Hared 05 Hat
PISS POORER -- 050th Run Mug

Hash Naming Events - 3

Sirinan T.n. dee named GOLDEN WATERFALL -- New Hash Name
Ian Parr is NOK NIGH -- Updated hash name
Charlie Shepherd is CHAUCER -- Updated hash name

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~