PH3 Run 1560 Scribe
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The AGM Run #1560
At the New Pick-up Point outside the Buffalo Bar, Songtaos where waiting to pick up the Hashers. No Johnny TRa –La-La looks like really has finished this time. But the story going round is the Head Buddha (who said head) has said “ give me a couple of weeks and l will find a new driver”. Time will tell ?
Arriving at one of our favourite “A” sites in Pallet Lane, good parking, no holes to fall into in the dark very civilized.
Before the circle started ESTONIAN FUCKER was wearing a white doctor’s coat and getting all and sundry to sign it, apparently he was going back to Russia (Thank God for small mercy’s).
SCAR WITH TWO T'S calls the circle and brings in the 5 virgins to give them a down down.
Todays Hares; SCAR WITH TWO T'S and WANK-KING'S WANKER came into the circle to explain the run. No Dogs, No Cattle, No Barbed wire, as if we believed them. Of to look for paper. We have got to give it to the Hares , The run was well set plenty of checks ,the right length about 6 km, no cockups on trail or Hash crashes. Looks like l get the toilet seat another week.
The GM brought in the old Missmanagement Team to Thank them, Then brought in the New Team to introduce the. Same Same but different.
SIR BOTTOMLESS PITT started the raffle.
Winners this week GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, JAY LEE, NATALIA BEKEEVA, CRAPPER, CRACK MY COCCYX, CHEAPER THAN MEME, RASPUTIN, TRY-A-FUCK, TINY ANAL TORPIDO.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD ices the Hares and everyone agreed it was a good run. Then brings in the virgins to find out where they came from, 3 from Russia, 1 from Australia, and 1 from Germany .
He then ices one of the Russians and gives him a new hash-name; ESTONIAN FUCKWIT, good choice.
WANK-KING'S WANKER then calls in the award winners to collect their awards. FUZZY LURE 100 Runs, MARATHON MAN 100 Runs, REAR GUNNER 200 Runs, SQUEEZE MY TUBE 300 Runs.
SIR SPAGETTIHEAD came into the circle as he wanted to give an End of The Rear Award to SIR MISERABLE CUNT as he was leaving us.
Next Week The Hares CHEAPER THAN MEME and V.V are putting on a barbecue for us.