Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1596
BB Hares a Run
Monday, October 6th 2014

Hares:
B.B. and Rear Gunner
Map to Run 1596 A-Site
Scribe:   Bimbo
Hash Flash:   Gangreen
Runners:   56
On-On Bar:  Miss Langsom
GPS:   12°52'56.94"N   100°59'6.36"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Polo 1 – Off Huay Yai Road
rabbit1-120Hares:
B.B. and Rear Gunner
Scribe:   Bimbo
Hash Flash:   Gangreen
Runners:   56
On-On Bar:  Miss Langsom
GPS:   12°52'56.94"N   100°59'6.36"E
Map to Run 1596 A-Site
Soi Polo 1 – Off Huay Yai Road
Download Google Earth .kmz file

48 Run Photos This Week

Show Scribe Report by Bimbo


Scribe Report by Bimbo (filling in for Sheik Meme)

Rain coated hashmen resembled colorful condoms on arrival at the Buffalo Bar on a stormy Monday afternoon. Some undoubtedly hoped that the downpour would not let up, providing an excuse to stay high and dry in the bar for the remainder of the day.

Several baht buses eventually filled up with hesitant hashers heading out to see if the hash gods would bless the day with clearer skies, or send them home in a torrential downpour. The Hares, B.B. and REAR GUNNER would have no shortage of excuses about how the terrific trail marks they had painstakingly planned for the day were all washed away.

So off we went at the appointed time, walkers and runners sloshing through puddles and mud. The usual suspects commandeered a baht bus to take them to a nearby bar to spend the afternoon imbibing and philosophizing before returning to the A-Site slightly sloshed.

The Hares proved much too clever for most of the pack, which wandered around lost much of the time searching for elusive strands of rain soaked shreddy.

Some long running fools clocked nearly 14 Km, and returned long after dark, while the slightly more intelligent wimpy walkers found their way back to the beer in just over an hour.

In the circle, SWEETIE and STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS were honored for 300 runs, while SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD marked his 600th visit to a nearby pub. The Drunken Kraut (STUPID KRAUT KUNT) was unable to bribe his way off the ice, and was last seen wallowing in the mud on his way to the baht bus home. All in all it was another memorable Monday for the Pattaya Hash House Harriers.

At the On On Bar Miss Langsom provided tasty soup and sandwiches for hungry hashers, while BIMBO handed out the latest quarterly print edition of Harrier Magazine tantalizing traveling hashers with tales of trails around the region and around the world.

For a limited time, Pattaya hashers can now subscribe for an entire year of Harrier Magazine for only 300 Baht! As a subscriber you have access to the last two-years of monthly magazines included in your subscription.

See www.HarrierMagazine.com for subscription details.

The latest monthly digital edition (150 pages) includes an exciting tale of 79 Guam hashers stranded overnight on a mountain ridge during a storm, as well as dozens of upcoming events so you can plan your hash holidays.

On-On!  Bimbo


Show Run 1596 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 56

Hashers Present Last Week - 35

17 Kenneth Dybvik; 481 BALL RINGER; 191 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 24 CRAPPER; 115 CRAZY PUSSY; 6 DEL BOY; 227 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 513 G.I. JOE; 173 GANGREEN; 657 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 148 HORSE; 81 HULK; 191 KEE MAH; 572 LADY FLIPPER; 215 LIBERACE; 24 LORD NELSON; 14 LOST CAUSE; 180 MISSING LINK; 625 MRS. HEAD; 216 REAR GUNNER; 166 ROBBING BASTARD; 586 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 576 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 592 SIR FREE WILLY; 600 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 762 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 333 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 136 STEPTOE; 300 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 302 SWEETIE; 435 TADPOLE; 373 TAMPAX; 2 TURKEY NECK; 696 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 199 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 13

94 B. B.; 174 BILLION SUCKER; 28 BIMBO; 39 CHEAPER THAN MEME; 1276 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 111 FLYING FINN; 144 JACKAL; 48 MANX PEDOPHILE PUSSY FUCKER; 134 PINKABOO; 42 STREET CLEANER; 190 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 166 TURD BURGLAR; 32 WANKING;

Visitors - 8

8 HOT LIPS HOOLIGAN - Bangkok Hash, Thailand
15 SLUG - Gladstone Hash, Australia
1 TIGHT ARSE - Hyderabad Hash, India
6 EBONY PRINCESS - Kampala H3, Uganda
1 I CHOKED LINDA LOVELACE - Kampong Hash, Singapore
3 WINGNUT - Panguna Hash, Papua New Guinea
6 PREYING MANTIS - Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
7 MR. BEAN - Vientiane Hash, Laos

Virgins - 1

Paal Antonsen;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 4

REAR GUNNER - Hared 05
SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - 600th Run
STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS - 300th Run
SWEETIE - 300th Run T-Shirt

Hash Naming Events - 1

Diana Green TURKEY NECK New Hash Name

Saints and Sinners - 1

DEL BOY Hash Trash - Throwing cigarette butts in the circle.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~