PH3 Run 1720 Scribe
Show Scribe Report by Splinter Dick
Flemish connection are the hares. Total of 114 runners and 3 virgins. Ten Phuket visitors note one moment of silence for three passed hashers.
First runner was in at 5:49 INIBRIO in front, followed closely by the whole group of runners. ROBBING BASTARD led five late walkers in just before dark.
For supper a nice Belgian sasuage and bun was served to all.
GM MENTAL DISORDER called the circle and iced three Belgian hares, they had paid personally for the fine food. The run was voted short, but very beautiful. BOLLYWOOD was tired. Phuket runners liked the light bulbs, but no paper on the run. A special Flemish run.
FREE WILLY on the ice for leaving trash on the last hash, then takes the circle for the Raffle, a success as usual.
WANK-KING'S WANKER circle confirms there are four hares, one on the ice for not speaking English. BURL IVES is awarded his 100 run shirt. Why the Hell does his shirt have 50 runs on the chest and 100 runs on the back? MENSTRUAL DISORDER has 150 runs and RABBIT SHOOTER has 100 runs. Give us a note.
NO MORE CUM introduces John Gummer as an eight time hasher and names him ARSE BANDIT. LADY SNAKE on the ice for not knowing what the 1917 Russian Revolution was about. CRAZY GERMAN, WANK-KING'S WANKER and LONE WOLF on the ice, LONE WOLF gets a 6.5 for a motorcycle crash.
GM ices the 2 virgins, they are happy with the hash. GROUCHO MARX in the bucket.
BURL IVES takes the circle and ices all Harley Davidson lovers. He likes his small bike in Hong Kong better.
GM speaks of a family dispute BOLLYWOOD and JACK WOW locked out of their condo, maybe he is smaller now.
Phuket GM introduces all ten visiting Phuket hashers. Give them a note.
MENTAL DISORDER ices three cops and three cons.
SCAR W/2T'S ices FREE WILLY, two virgins and a Phuket hasher. Hash Hero LADY SNAKE on ice as well as the Beer Hunters for being too thirsty. WANK-KING'S WANKER in the bucket. Flemish connection back on ice and a note for the sponsorship and the supper.
GM puts STEPTOE and the CRAZY GERMAN on ice for having their birthday. STEPTOE is leaving for England. There will be some lonely girls in town.
We call on the Hares to sing us a song. A Belgium song. Yeah! to the Belgians.
Four Hares called to the circle, a note to them. Hash Hymm is sung with pride as usual and on on to the TQ bar for more good fun.
On-On! Splinter Dick