Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1730
The Disorder Run
Monday, May 1st 2017

Hares:
Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Minor Disorder and Minnie Disorder
Map to Run 1730 A-Site
Scribe:   Seal Sucker
Hash Flash:   Baht Bus Gestapo
Runners:   72
On-On Bar:  M Club
GPS:   12°48'29.09"N   100°59'15.68"E
Download Google Earth .kmz filePhoenix C C Road - 3.8 km S of Chinese Village
rabbit1-120Hares:
Mental Disorder, Menstrual Disorder, Minor Disorder and Minnie Disorder
Scribe:   Seal Sucker
Hash Flash:   Baht Bus Gestapo
Runners:   72
On-On Bar:  M Club
GPS:   12°48'29.09"N   100°59'15.68"E
Map to Run 1730 A-Site
Phoenix C C Road - 3.8 km S of Chinese Village
Download Google Earth .kmz file

65 Run Photos This Week

Show Scribe Report by Seal Sucker


Part 1

What another great week-end of superugby all the Kiwi teams win beating the South Africans, Japanese and Aussie teams. In fact, the worst Kiwi team hammered the best Aussie team. What a disgrace they are and no birth certificates. Bring on the Lions they too will get well hammered when they tour N.Z. in June.

A perfect start to the week is the Monday Hash even if it is a rather hot day. We all prefer that as it makes the cold beer taste even better.

The hares, the ever increasing DISORDERLY FAMILY, go about explaining the trail with lots of do's and don'ts. They point us in the  right direction asking the walkers to remain behind.

A very clever ploy as the runners do a 3km loop with some tricky back checks that keep the pack together. To our surprise the walkers are gathered on the road eager to mingle in with the pack of runners.

Then the confusion started. The FRB's KIDNEY WIPER, G.I. JOE and ARSE BANDIT strike a backcheck but unknown to them they each move it three times so no one knows where the the fuck it was originally. But in the distance we see the walkers who have picked up the trail, then more confusion as the trail goes in a 50 metre circle with paper everywhere. Never mind. Confucius say "Nice to Meet Girl in Park. But much better Park Meat In Girl".

The pack spreads out as GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER who's running like a teenager sets the pace as he gets a sniff of the beer truck 1km away. Then suddenly like a sack of shit he ends up flat on his face. It was hard not to laugh. He says, "No worries, mate" as he spits out sand and his one tooth!!

To be continued.... but now, BEER TIME

Part 2

Okay, back now....

GM MENTAL calls the circle and SIR WILLY's Raffle is a great success with many hashers gleeful with their elaborate   expensive prizes.

The virgins are iced but GM MENTAL discovers that half the virgins are not virgins. To compensate for their mistake they offer promotional prices on their professional services.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes over and the Beer Hunters are punished for wanting to bar fine the big fat pink  pig at Porky's Bar. Not all is lost though REALLY SADISTIC has her phone number.

The MENTAL FAMILY is iced, the EMPEROR is concerned there are still many MENTALS out there in the jungle, MONGREL MENTAL, MUNTER MENTAL, MONGOLIAN MENTAL... the list goes on.

BOB-A-GOB is in the bucket for his virgin who's not a virgin and has no hash shirt.

SIR WILLY and STUPID KRAUT KUNT on ice for making blue movie together whilst in prison. It's title was "Behinds Bars". The movie bummed out.

Belgians iced for talking and not singing.

BURL IVES sings hare song, down-downs drunk.

On-On!  Seal Sucker


Show Run 1730 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 72

Hashers Present Last Week - 69

3 Ben Majan; 3 Chonticha Majan; 3 Wichuda Prakaykaeu; 2 Noi Sonsan; 3 Gloria Van hove; 18 ARSE BANDIT; 34 ARSE VAN HOLE; 604 BALL RINGER; 386 BELL END; 124 BEN 10; 205 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 27 BOB-A-GOB; ; BOLLYWOOD; 109 BURL IVES; 29 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 107 CRAPPER; 77 DEL BOY; 90 DIRT LOONEY; 319 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1397 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 54 FERRY QUEEN; 631 G.I. JOE; 17 GADDAFI'S BRIDE; 11 GADDAFI'S HUSBAND; 295 GANGREEN; 765 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 7 GERMAN KUNT KISSER; 12 GIGGLE TITS; 98 GOLDEN RIVET; 37 HARBOR WHORE; 10 JACK WOW; 698 LADY FLIPPER; 340 LIBERACE; 130 LOST CAUSE; 25 MAYO QUEEN; 157 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 184 MENTAL DISORDER; 3 MINNIE DISORDER; 8 MINOR DISORDER; 107 MISS USE ME; 14 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 746 MRS. HEAD; 184 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 357 PELER; 50 PHANTOM; 31 PINK DOLPHIN; 69 POCKET SOCKET; 43 POL DANCER; 87 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 44 RAT VON KIEL; 167 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 693 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 720 SIR FREE WILLY; 718 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 882 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 30 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 438 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 228 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 11 STUPID SOUR KRAUT; 54 TELLY TUBBY; 42 THE WIZARD; 31 TOSSA; 212 TURD BURGLAR; 198 TWO TIME; 53 UNSTABLE LOAD; 369 VELCRO DICK; 812 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 330 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 6

34 BOB SNOT HERE; 234 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 122 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 430 LONE WOLF; 228 SEAL SUCKER; 29 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Visitors - 2

3 ROOMBOY - Larnaca H3, Cyprus
2 LITTLE TRACK - Medan Hash, Indonesia

Virgins - 3

Nok Kuntsuk; Jaruwan Somyonwai; Graham Wren;

Leavers - 2

KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Anniversaries - 0

~ none this week ~

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~