PH3 Run 1755
The Oktoberfest Run - 2017
Monday, October 23rd 2017

Hares:
VV, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Rudi Voeller, TV, Ferry Queen, Odd-Job, Bavarian Bastard and Supervirgin
Map to Run 1755 A-Site
Scribe:   Bob-A-Gob
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   123
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°56'32.79"N   100°59'58.70"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
beer-oktoberfest-120.pngHares:
VV, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Rudi Voeller, TV, Ferry Queen, Odd-Job, Bavarian Bastard and Supervirgin
Scribe:   Bob-A-Gob
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   123
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°56'32.79"N   100°59'58.70"E
Map to Run 1755 A-Site
Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
Download Google Earth .kmz file

73 Run Photos This Week


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SCRIBE REPORT
by Bob-A-Gob


The Octoberfest Run on Monday 23rd October was, by general consensus, one of the best PH3 runs ever and I thought it was certainly the best run I had ever been on, for many reasons. To begin with, it was all down to the planning which was meticulous, thorough and thoughtful and full credit must be given to the hares who were the intrepid STUPID KRAUT KUNT and his merry band of men of mixed nationalities and included VV, RUDI VOELLER, TV, FERRY QUEEN, SUPER VIRGIN, ODD-JOB and BAVARIAN BASTARD.

And it was this cosmopolitan mix of hooligans, oddballs and misfits that made the run soooooo good. Sure, there was an element of camaraderie and a modicum of intelligence thrown in too, but the underlying ethos was that a good time should and must be had by all, and it certainly was. And this is what hashing is all about, and these fine exponents of the art of hashing certainly shined bright. Simple things like choosing an A-site with rain cover in case it rained, special prizes in addition to the Raffle and great food at no extra cost to the runners including fine meats from Bavaria and Luxembourg which must have cost a fair penny all added to the day.

And the tug of war contest was the funniest thing I’ve seen in years. First up were the Philippines ladies vs. the Thai ladies. The Philippines ladies won and the conclusion drawn is that this happened because Philippines ladies are fatter than Thai ladies. Next up were the men, Norway beat England (dragging WHO CUT THE CHEESE into the bucket as England were pulled across the mud in brave defeat).

They were followed by The Belgians vs. Team TQ, naturally the Belgians beat the washed up alcoholics who tried to put up a fight against a far superior team. The only contest missing was Australia vs. New Zealand, which given the thoroughly well-deserved and very timely Australian victory a few days prior in the Bledisloe Cup would have been good to see, but there were not enough Kiwis in attendance to make up their tug of war team, so we’ll have to address that contest another day.

Moving to the run itself, 123 runners enjoyed a pleasant walk and challenging run. MUD CRACKER came first, HARBOUR QUICKSTART was second and PEDO PETE third. HARBOUR QUICKSTART might have won if she hadn’t stopped to pick up an incredible 111 beer mats along the route, which earned her a special prize. Apparently she doesn’t mind coming second or even third but she does appreciate a good strong finish, so I’m led to believe.

The Raffle had a good set of prizes and were won, in ascending order, by STREET CLEANER, TWO TIME, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, THE WIZARD, NIGHT RIDER, SIMONE EBOLA, FLATULENCE, Robert Hyrb and WANK-KING’S WANKER.

Credit must also go to EMPEROR AIRHEAD, SPERM POLLUTER, LONE WOLF and WANK-KING’S WANKER for their part in the day, and also to THE WIZARD who is evolving into a world class Grand Master. All in all, teamwork and planning is what makes days like this memorable and why the PH3 is the greatest hash in the world.

On-On!  Bob-A-Gob



STATS REPORT
Shows total runs with PH3

Total Runners This Week - 123

Hashers Present Last Week - 74

2 Andrew Bannister; 8 Patrick Bertilsson; 9 Orlando Delaet; 2 Denis Green; 3 Tarn Lano; 3 Tony Lundli; 2 Juby Pasco; 8 Oraphon Phakho; 2 Chopaka Tintan; 5 Louis Verbruggen; 33 ARSE BANDIT; 59 ARSE VAN HOLE; 625 BALL RINGER; 8 BAVARIAN BASTARD; 406 BELL END; 144 BEN 10; 43 BOB SNOT HERE; 119 CAMEL HUMPER; 70 CASPER; 48 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 128 CRAPPER; 33 CROW FUCKER; 110 DESERT SCORPION; 226 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 29 DREGS; 1418 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 58 FERRY QUEEN; 12 FLATULENCE; 4 FLIMFLAM MAN; 11 FORREST HUMP; 334 FUCK THE TRUTH; 153 FUZZY LURE; 654 G.I. JOE; 318 GANGREEN; 788 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 123 GOLDEN RIVET; 22 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 52 HARBOR WHORE; 15 HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER; 22 KATOY MAGNET; 365 LIBERACE; 454 LONE WOLF; 155 LOST CAUSE; 22 MAEMOT; 767 MRS. HEAD; 209 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 13 NINJA PRINCESS; 12 NOISY QUEEN; 403 ODD-JOB; 371 PELER; 74 PHANTOM; 84 POCKET SOCKET; 6 PSYCHO STRANGLER; 209 RUBBER DICK; 82 RUDI VOELLER; 60 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 11 SILENT PRINCESS; 86 SIMONE EBOLA; 743 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 904 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 95 SPERM POLLUTER; 458 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 200 STEPTOE; 232 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 42 SUPERVIRGIN; 16 THE COUNT; 65 THE WIZARD; 153 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 219 TURD BURGLAR; 9 TV; 78 UNSTABLE LOAD; 834 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 355 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 34 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 35

2 Leparch Donit; 8 Darunee Galbraith; 5 Robert Hryb; 2 Rodney Morley; 11 B. B.; 76 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 76 BIGGUS DICKUS; 36 BOB-A-GOB; 235 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 32 GIGGLE TITS; 71 HAWKEYE; 156 HONEY BEAR; 203 JACKAL; 126 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 72 LOVE BOAT; 77 MASTER CHEF; 10 MISS SUDOKU; 62 MR CHEAP; 34 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 96 MUD CRACKER; 41 MUD'S CRACK; 256 PAPA WHISKEY; 78 PINKY; 110 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 77 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 29 SHOOTING STAR; 65 SLACK VAGINA; 4 SNEAKY MONKEY; 44 SON OF PIMP; 79 STREET CLEANER; 69 SUPA DICK; 445 TAMPAX; 392 TEENY WEENY; 218 TWO TIME; 14 WHO CUT THE CHEESE;

Visitors - 6

3 SAMBA LA BAMBA - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
2 DIGGA - Kalgoorlie / Boulder H3
3 RENT BOY - Nhatrain, Vietnam
6 PEDO PETE - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Bowonkamon Kititukanut - Unknown Hash
1 LAZY GERMAN - Unknown Hash

Virgins - 8

Kannita Benz; Tim Goeb; Chi Khansanthia; David Lloyd; Suwahka Ounda; Victoria Prokofeva; Kevin Schroeder; John Elliot;

Leavers - 1

TURD BURGLAR;

Anniversaries - 2

STUPID KRAUT KUNT was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
STEPTOE was congratulated on completing his 200th Run.

Hash Name Events - 3

Johannes Fink was given the New Hash Name BAVARIAN BASTARD.
Wichuda Prakaykaeu was given the New Hash Name MAEMOT.
Victoria Prokofeva was given the New Hash Name PRINCESS VICTORIA.

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~