PH3 Run 1756
VV Sausage Barbecue Run
Monday, October 30th 2017

Hares:
VV, Tampax and Two Time
Map to Run 1756 A-Site
Scribe:   Arse Bandit
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   88
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°54'4.30"N   100°59'51.31"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Polo 1 - 5.0 km N and behind Siam Country Club
happy-sausage-120.pngHares:
VV, Tampax and Two Time
Scribe:   Arse Bandit
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   88
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°54'4.30"N   100°59'51.31"E
Map to Run 1756 A-Site
Soi Polo 1 - 5.0 km N and behind Siam Country Club
Download Google Earth .kmz file

67 Run Photos This Week


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SCRIBE REPORT
by Arse Bandit


Welcome to Run number 1756, V.V’s Sausage Barbecue Run. Seven virgins and one new shoes. Great location and perfect weather saw another 100 plus hashers have a great time. Last minute A site movement didn’t detract from a really great run. I was told it was 7.2km and as V.V. is famous for water it was expected to get our feet wet but a back-check straight through knee high boggy mud was a good one.

So circle up, and GM (THE WIZARD) puts the hares on the ice to see what we all thought of the run. Undulating single track and a couple of checks kept the hashers together for the first 4km or so, then a good runners track for the fast boys to race off. No dogs or cattle and a quiet location. So a thumbs up from the circle and a down down for the hares.

SIR FREE WILLY next up with the Raffle and the winners were: NO MORE CUM, MISS SOKODU, ANDY WHOREHOLE, BELL END, UNSTABLE LOAD and SIMONE EBOLA.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle and takes a numbers by country poll: Belgium 11, Germany 4, U.S.A. 3, New Zealand 6, Scotland 3, Norway 6, and England 11. FERRY QUEEN and NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER iced for being Sex Fiends… FERRY QUEEN keeps Soi 6 going and NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER for keeping dating sites in business from the Ukraine to China… ha ha.

Virgins into the circle; 3 from New Zealand and 3 from Norway. All looked like front runners to me and all enjoyed the run. CHEESE DICK gets awarded his 50 Run Hat from WANK-KING’S WANKER.

The Grand Master gets all 4 people without hash shirts on to come into the circle to explain why. Three have good enough reasons to escape punishment but “Aussie Tony‘ has a choice to make… either put on a shirt that the G.M. has brought or sit in the bucket. A quick answer and Tony is handed a wet (dumped in the bucket) hash shirt to put on. But try as he might he can’t get it on … ‘cos the G.M. has sewn the arms shut… After a good laugh it’s ‘In the bucket’ for Aussie Tony.

Next it’s all English on the ice, not for anything bad but to show off that Lewis Hamilton won the Formula 1 championship and under 17 footballers won the World Cup to join the under 19s who won last month. Next it’s welcome back to NO MORE CUM.

He takes the circle and puts me in the bucket for bringing a little stool to the hash. on the ice goes ARSE VAN HOLE who has the Hash Trash toilet seat finally taken off him and passed on to LONE WOLF also on the ice for losing a water bottle off the bus on the way to the hash.

Just for information the G.M. is asked what has first name is. “It’s Austin… oh, how come?” “I was conceived in an Austin car”. What names would we have if everyone had names where they were conceived. Back of the boys toilet springs to mind ha ha.

On-On!  Arse Bandit



STATS REPORT
Shows total runs with PH3

Total Runners This Week - 88

Hashers Present Last Week - 61

2 Kannita Benz; 9 Patrick Bertilsson; 10 Orlando Delaet; 3 Leparch Donit; 2 John Elliot; 2 Chi Khansanthia; 4 Tony Lundli; 3 Juby Pasco; 9 Oraphon Phakho; 3 Chopaka Tintan; 34 ARSE BANDIT; 60 ARSE VAN HOLE; 626 BALL RINGER; 407 BELL END; 145 BEN 10; 38 BOB-A-GOB; 120 CAMEL HUMPER; 49 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 111 DESERT SCORPION; 30 DREGS; 1419 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 59 FERRY QUEEN; 5 FLIMFLAM MAN; 12 FORREST HUMP; 335 FUCK THE TRUTH; 154 FUZZY LURE; 319 GANGREEN; 789 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 23 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 53 HARBOR WHORE; 127 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 366 LIBERACE; 455 LONE WOLF; 73 LOVE BOAT; 23 MAEMOT; 11 MISS SUDOKU; 768 MRS. HEAD; 210 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 404 ODD-JOB; 7 PEDO PETE; 75 PHANTOM; 111 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 69 RAT VON KIEL; 210 RUBBER DICK; 4 SAMBA LA BAMBA; 30 SHOOTING STAR; 87 SIMONE EBOLA; 744 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 905 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 459 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 201 STEPTOE; 80 STREET CLEANER; 446 TAMPAX; 393 TEENY WEENY; 66 THE WIZARD; 10 TV; 219 TWO TIME; 79 UNSTABLE LOAD; 835 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 356 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 15 WHO CUT THE CHEESE;

Returners - 17

2 Pornrat Haoradee; 3 Kristian Overgard; 2 Anthony Seamen; 3 Sheila Woolley; 3 Mark Woolley; 9 ANDY WHOREHOLE; 36 BLACK JUSTICE; 51 CHEESE DICK; 331 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 403 FOWL FUCKER; 22 FRODO; 722 LADY FLIPPER; 214 NO MORE CUM; 172 PINKABOO; 266 REAR GUNNER; 744 SIR FREE WILLY; 32 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY;

Visitors - 3

2 Sebastian Merriman - Kazakhstan H3
18 COMES WITH PRESSURE - Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
2 DIVING DUCK - Unknown Hash

Virgins - 7

Per Heskestad; Geir Holleland; Duang Jai; Graham Quinn; Paul Thomas; Gibby Thomas; Kjell Westrheim;

Leavers - 1

KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR;

Anniversaries - 2

PRINCESS BUM BOY was awarded his 100th Run Polo Shirt.
CHEESE DICK was awarded his 50th Run Hat.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 1

Hash Trash - ARSE VAN HOLE - Hash Trash removed.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~