PH3 Run 1758
Monday, November 13th 2017

Hares:
Ball Ringer, Ben 10, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
Map to Run 1758 A-Site
Scribe:   Shithead
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   85
On-On Bar:  Jolly's Piss Stop
GPS:   12°53'3.29"N   100°59'41.22"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Polo 1 - 1.2 km along road to Polo Club
green-foot-alpha-120.pngHares:
Ball Ringer, Ben 10, Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder
Scribe:   Shithead
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   85
On-On Bar:  Jolly's Piss Stop
GPS:   12°53'3.29"N   100°59'41.22"E
Map to Run 1758 A-Site
Soi Polo 1 - 1.2 km along road to Polo Club
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week


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SCRIBE REPORT
by Shithead


Hares the DISORDERS, MENTAL and MENSTRUAL, BALL RINGER (Yes, the man with the golden cock!), BELL END and Ben 10. Return to Pattaya for MENTAL after 6 months away, hadn’t reccied or laid trail, but was happy to ride on BALL RINGER’s coat tails.

Two trails, walkers blue and runners red. NB: No Beer Hunters because Jimmie couldn’t get enough starters. BALL RINGER gave elaborate instructions but still had to run after walkers to mention something he had forgotten.

Flat walk in the palm plantation, some Tapioca crops. No water crossing or serious shiggy. Easy enough 5 km, rated “wonderful” by GI JOE. Somehow GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER logged up 10 km on his GPS. Positive rating from BOB-A-GOB. Strange comments from Smiling Norwegian about asphalt, splits and mergers. Go figure. Finally some wisdom from Belgium “Too much trees”.

SIR FREE WILLY’s Raffle, just about all prizes won by Belgians. Talk about the mouse that roared! Top prize an electric jug, others included the usual booze and an unwanted promo T-shirt for Pan-Asia 2019 in China. FREE WILLY, only about 1800 years behind, called it as two hundred and nineteen. Winners, among others, were Papparazzi and Cookie Monster.

MENTAL put SCAR W2T’s on ice. Drank a lot of whisky the day before having made marital vows at what must have been the wedding of the century.

Over to EMPEROR AIRHEAD. Hares on ice. BALL RINGER the shoulder to the wheel type, MENTAL the more flamboyant guy who hitch hiked through Afghanistan for his honeymoon. (“Cheap Charlie”). Belgians singled out for special treatment, three in the bucket other seven on ice. SCAR song “Swing a Hot Potato Up Your Arse, Hey Skol”. AIRHEAD complimented the Belgians on their alacrity in obeying orders. They’ll be singing in Flemish next week, stay tuned!

Back to WANK-KING’S WANKER, 50 Runs recognition to CHICKEN DUNDEE and PINK DOLPHIN (in absentia). VV complimented on 160 Hared Runs if you can believe it. Also instituting a green recycling system. Put your cans in the right receptacle you bastards!

THE WIZARD urges patronage of the ragsman’s little shop. Surely “Emporium” would be more like it! Self congratulation to Pattaya Hash for the best harriettes, kitoys, circle, songs and ragsman. Some recent trail FREE WILLY was feeling poorly. Would NO MORE CUM have given him the kiss of life? “Nah I’d have left him.”

PEDO PETE deserves mention for the lamest note ever!

Back to the wedding of the century. NO MORE CUM driving home ably assisted by GPS directions with supplementary, sometimes contradictory, instructions from the back seat. Thanks MENSTRUAL DISORDER!

Recap on inter-Mekong, attendees on ice. CRAPPER said MAD COW’s prelube was better than the event itself. GOLDEN RIVET nailed for coffee smuggling.

NO MORE CUM’s turn. LONE WOLF, TWINKLE DICK and others on ice. LONE WOLF keeps the hash beach hat. Very fetching! PHANTOM gets to drink out of his new shoes. If you are wearing new shoes, own up before the run! Beer out of new shoes tastes less vile before 10 sweaty kilometres.

Quote from The Wedding “Will you be starting a family?” “No plans but we’ll keep trying”.

Back to THE WIZARD. UNSTABLE LOAD on ice. The Flemish DIRT LOONEY, won’t stop yakking. MENTAL on ice, thought a scruffy hash singlet was appropriate attire for The Wedding. ARSE BANDIT on ice. Got lost in Suvanaket, comes home and surrenders his personal autonomy to a woman “she’s in charge”. NO MORE CUM laments SCAR‘s married the wrong bloke. “Should have been me”. Also identified as the lettuce muncher after the swamp run.

BEN 10 leads the Hash Hymn. Bucket damaged by too many Belgians. Special levy of 50 Baht for replacement bucket next week on everyone bar this week’s scribe.

On-On!  Shithead



STATS REPORT
Shows total runs with PH3

Total Runners This Week - 85

Hashers Present Last Week - 46

11 Patrick Bertilsson; 3 Bowonkamon Kititukanut; 6 Tony Lundli; 11 Oraphon Phakho; 3 Hans Van den eiden; 36 ARSE BANDIT; 62 ARSE VAN HOLE; 628 BALL RINGER; 409 BELL END; 147 BEN 10; 38 BLACK JUSTICE; 72 CASPER; 51 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 35 CROW FUCKER; 1421 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 156 FUZZY LURE; 656 G.I. JOE; 321 GANGREEN; 791 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 724 LADY FLIPPER; 368 LIBERACE; 457 LONE WOLF; 25 MAEMOT; 51 MAYO QUEEN; 212 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 216 NO MORE CUM; 128 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 77 PHANTOM; 53 PINK DOLPHIN; 174 PINKABOO; 113 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 71 RAT VON KIEL; 268 REAR GUNNER; 89 SIMONE EBOLA; 716 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 746 SIR FREE WILLY; 746 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 34 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 97 SPERM POLLUTER; 461 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 76 TELLY TUBBY; 155 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 221 TWO TIME; 837 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 358 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 36 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 33

3 Kannita Benz; 4 Peter Golding; 77 BIGGUS DICKUS; 39 BOB-A-GOB; 128 BURL IVES; 121 CAMEL HUMPER; 236 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 129 CRAPPER; 112 DESERT SCORPION; 44 FUNNY BUNNY; 33 GIGGLE TITS; 124 GOLDEN RIVET; 20 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 24 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 54 HARBOR WHORE; 72 HAWKEYE; 36 HOI WAN; 204 JACKAL; 74 LOVE BOAT; 173 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 202 MENTAL DISORDER; 126 MISS USE ME; 35 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 29 PISS ON IT; 85 POCKET SOCKET; 63 PSYCHODELIC; 259 SCAR W/2TS; 21 SHE'S THE BOSS; 66 SLACK VAGINA; 67 THE WIZARD; 30 TWINKLE DICK; 80 UNSTABLE LOAD; 370 VELCRO DICK;

Visitors - 6

7 SHITHEAD - Canberra Hash, Australia
12 HOME BREW - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
1 DOESN'T COME OFTEN - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
8 PEDO PETE - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
19 COMES WITH PRESSURE - Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
13 MILKY WAY - Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 6

VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR was awarded his 160 Hared Runs Hat.
JACKAL was awarded his 200th Run T-Shirt.
ARSE VAN HOLE was awarded his 50th Run Hat.
CHICKEN DUNDEE congratulated on completing his 50th Run.
MAYO QUEEN congratulated on completing his 50th Run.
PINK DOLPHIN congratulated on completing her 50th Run.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~