PH3 Run 1760
Monday, November 27th 2017

Hares:
General Kidney Wiper and Barnacle Bollox
Map to Run 1760 A-Site
Scribe:   Home Brew
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   107
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°51'45.93"N   101° 2'23.16"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - new Sports Stadium
rainbow-foot-120.pngHares:
General Kidney Wiper and Barnacle Bollox
Scribe:   Home Brew
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   107
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°51'45.93"N   101° 2'23.16"E
Map to Run 1760 A-Site
Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - new Sports Stadium
Download Google Earth .kmz file

74 Run Photos This Week


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SCRIBE REPORT
by Home Brew


I returned after a one week break only to catch SEAL SUCKER significantly short cutting – not for the first time it must be said. He naturally denied the offence so I advised the jury was out until I investigated further. It seems he fits the definition of SCB (“habitual short cutter”). But this is “a title of esteem in most hashes”. Definitely some mistake there!

However as it was SEAL SUCKER’s 250th outing I give him the benefit of the doubt and also let him finish (just) in front of me as FRB. On the down side it was SPERM POLLUTER who really did all the graft on the trail – which is probably why SEAL SUCKER didn’t get a commemorative shirt, as below…..

Anyhow back to scribe duties and with such a big turnout it was a good circle with plenty of highlights at a new A Site, after a run described as too fast by some – suited others though!

EMPEROR AIRHEAD (together with SHITHEAD) was thanked for Raffle contributions, only to designate St Andrew’s Day three days too early. He then tried to deflect this error by suggesting the Hares GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER and BARNACLE BOLLOX did not require DNA testing to demonstrate their human origins.

Thanks to LONE WOLF for continuing Hash Flash duties, christening of PSYCHO NEMO, welcome to EBONY PRINCESS and MR BEAN and Happy Birthday to EMPEROR AIRHEAD and LONE WOLF.

Long Service Awards from SCAR W/2T’S for SEAL SUCKER, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER (30 Hares) and MENTAL DISORDER (200 Runs). Overwhelmed by his Shirt Award MENTAL DISORDER later pledged he was “not worthy “ to MENSTRUAL DISORDER, on their third Wedding Anniversary.

Despite LORD CHICKEN FUCKER (1092 runs) giving us a Master Class in how to conduct a circle, and firemen present (including NO MORE COME, ANDY WHOREHOLE and ARSE BANDIT) agreeing to inspect the dance poles in BoyzTown, neither won best Act of the evening.

That undoubtedly went to EBONY PRINCESS for performing eight press-ups on three Hashers’ T-shirts – the eruption of camera flashes illuminated the sky!

Keep on moving. See you next week.

On-On!  Home Brew



STATS REPORT
Shows total runs with PH3

Total Runners This Week - 107

Hashers Present Last Week - 59

11 Darunee Galbraith; 2 Szanyi Ildiko; 38 ARSE BANDIT; 64 ARSE VAN HOLE; 630 BALL RINGER; 169 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 411 BELL END; 149 BEN 10; 150 BENGT POTATO; 130 BURL IVES; 123 CAMEL HUMPER; 74 CASPER; 238 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 53 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 131 CRAPPER; 334 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1423 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 14 FLATULENCE; 658 G.I. JOE; 323 GANGREEN; 793 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 56 HARBOR WHORE; 38 HOI WAN; 726 LADY FLIPPER; 370 LIBERACE; 459 LONE WOLF; 76 LOVE BOAT; 27 MAEMOT; 53 MAYO QUEEN; 175 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 204 MENTAL DISORDER; 128 MISS USE ME; 214 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 218 NO MORE CUM; 130 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 79 PHANTOM; 55 PINK DOLPHIN; 31 PISS ON IT; 87 POCKET SOCKET; 115 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 73 RAT VON KIEL; 261 SCAR W/2TS; 250 SEAL SUCKER; 718 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 748 SIR FREE WILLY; 748 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 24 SLUG; 36 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 99 SPERM POLLUTER; 463 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 83 STREET CLEANER; 78 TELLY TUBBY; 78 TESTICLES; 157 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 223 TWO TIME; 82 UNSTABLE LOAD; 372 VELCRO DICK; 839 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 38 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 36

4 Kannita Benz; 6 Fon Cox; 5 Frank Cox; 12 Orlando Delaet; 10 ANDY WHOREHOLE; 152 ANTIQUE; 112 B. B.; 215 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 78 BIGGUS DICKUS; 40 BOB-A-GOB; 30 DEEP THROAT; 113 DESERT SCORPION; 227 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 539 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 52 FINGERLESS; 157 FUZZY LURE; 125 GOLDEN RIVET; 73 HAWKEYE; 41 KAMOY KATOY; 193 KILL BENNY; 6 LESBIAN FENIAN BASTARD; 1081 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 156 LOST CAUSE; 20 LOVELY LADY; 78 MASTER CHEF; 372 PELER; 175 PINKABOO; 126 POCAHONTAS; 44 POLE FUCKER; 269 REAR GUNNER; 212 RUBBER DICK; 162 RUNNING BARE; 22 SHE'S THE BOSS; 78 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 90 SIMONE EBOLA; 220 TURD BURGLAR;

Visitors - 11

6 Gene Parisa - Bangkok Thursday Hash, Thailand
13 HOME BREW - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
12 EBONY PRINCESS - Kampala H3, Uganda
5 Mats Hoegblom - Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
1 Chenda In - Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
1 MY HOSE NAMES YOU WET - Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
2 YANKY CRANK - Tampa Bay Hash, USA
2 GIDDY UP - Unknown Hash
4 PSYCHO NEMO - Unknown Hash
7 PSYCHO STRANGLER - Unknown Hash
13 MR. BEAN - Vientiane Hash, Laos

Virgins - 1

Selve Mano;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 3

GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER was congratulated on his 30th Hared Run.
SEAL SUCKER was congratulated on his 250th Run.
MENTAL DISORDER was awarded his 200th Run T-Shirt.

Hash Name Events - 1

Tarn Lano was given the New Hash Name PSYCHO NEMO.

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~