The A-site just off Highway 36 was massive, could of quite easily parked 50 Chinese coaches on it. Lots of sign ups today 128 with 22 virgins, word must be getting out about the PH3 Hash! After the hares explain the run the new shoes are dealt with and with not enough time to deal with the 22 virgins we set off.
The run had all the trademarks of a VV run, plenty of checks and back checks kept the pack together, some water, hills and thick bush to climb through. Was great to see so many children running today with their family I think it's important for the future of the hash and they were having a great time, future hares in the making I thinks. Overall the run took me an hour to complete with just over 7k on my GPS.
Back at the A-site we are treated to a lovely meatball and potato in tomato sauce dinner courtesy of the Belgian Hares.
After dinner the circle starts and our GM MENTAL DISORDER ices the hares, 12 in total, so that’s why there’s extra ice today. Everyone agrees it was a good run, me included, well done the hares.
Next SIR FREE WILLY does the Raffle. I had my eye on the large cans of Stella Lager aka wife beater.
Our GM takes the circle again and ices all the hashers going on a trip to Cambodia. RAT VON KIEL challenges them all to see who has the most sex on the trip, NMC wants to know if having a wank counts.
Due to the absence of our esteemed webmaster WANK-KING'S WANKER due to a case of the clap I heard, his good friend SIR FREE WILLY takes the circle and presents the awards for him, that’s what friends are for!
EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle next and announces the On-on Bar next week is TQ’s and they're gonna have snow in the bar for Xmas.
Hares on the ice and they all point to VV as the main hare, apparently he made 300 meatballs used 20k of potatoes and used 3 sacks of tomatoes for the sauce, and still found time to lay a run. This guy is busier now he’s retired then when he was working.
Virgins on the ice all 22 of them a combination of Belgians and Dutch. One of the virgin ladies born in Belgium but had Filipino parents is aptly named a bellapino by EMPEROR AIRHEAD. UNSTABLE LOAD's family are iced next. There’s a mixture of adults and children and one very lovely girl Aileen who at first says she 16 then admits to being 22.
NMC takes the circle next and ices the Cambodia trippers. Apparently they didn’t sign up as Leavers! Naughty, naughty. Next iced is DEL BOY, ARSE BANDIT, PHANTOM and ARSE-HOLEO, all for being ginger before it went grey or fell off.
SCAR W/2T’S takes the circle and ices HARBOR WHORE for holding up the baht bus, SPERM POLLUTER gets the bucket for short-cutting. And finally TELLY TUBBY and DUCHESS TADPOLE are iced and presented with chocolate shaped cocks from VV they devour them with experience.
The hares sing us a song then its on to Nicky's Bar for great food and cheap beer.
Merry Xmas everyone!
On-On! Stool Mover
Total Hashers This Week - 128
Hashers Present Last Week - 73
6 Derrick Boivin; 14 Darunee Galbraith; 5 Noi Sonsan; 41 ARSE BANDIT; 67 ARSE VAN HOLE; 633 BALL RINGER; 59 BEETROOT HEAD; 414 BELL END; 152 BEN 10; 218 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 77 CASPER; 240 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 55 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 5 CHOCOLATES; 134 CRAPPER; 10 DIARRHEA; 116 DIRT LOONEY; 34 DREGS; 542 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1426 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 17 FLATULENCE; 160 FUZZY LURE; 661 G.I. JOE; 326 GANGREEN; 796 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 128 GOLDEN RIVET; 22 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 59 HARBOR WHORE; 58 IM LAO; 44 KAMOY KATOY; 320 KARAMBA; 235 KEE MAH; 196 KILL BENNY; 129 KNOB MARLEY; 729 LADY FLIPPER; 373 LIBERACE; 462 LONE WOLF; 159 LOST CAUSE; 79 LOVE BOAT; 29 MAEMOT; 56 MAYO QUEEN; 207 MENTAL DISORDER; 772 MRS. HEAD; 78 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; 217 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 15 NINJA PRINCESS; 221 NO MORE CUM; 14 NOISY QUEEN; 132 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 24 PAROU PAROU; 82 PHANTOM; 58 PINK DOLPHIN; 129 POCAHONTAS; 90 POCKET SOCKET; 76 RAT VON KIEL; 165 RUNNING BARE; 264 SCAR W/2TS; 721 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 751 SIR FREE WILLY; 751 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 909 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 39 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 102 SPERM POLLUTER; 35 STOOL MOVER; 81 TELLY TUBBY; 71 THE WIZARD; 43 TOSSA; 223 TURD BURGLAR; 85 UNSTABLE LOAD; 375 VELCRO DICK; 842 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 41 WHORE IN THE WINDOW; 19 WINDOW WANKER;
Returners - 27
3 Raymond Leber; 2 Tasphon Pungmani; 7 Jan Wallace; 11 ANDY WHOREHOLE; 296 ARSE-HOLEO; 132 BURL IVES; 99 DEL BOY; 297 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 22 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 40 HOI WAN; 14 LIPOVITAMIN; 12 MISS SUDOKU; 130 MISS USE ME; 5 NUT CRACKER; 405 ODD-JOB; 373 PELER; 116 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 14 ROCKY BALBLOWME; 24 SHE'S THE BOSS; 225 SKIING FINN; 464 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 448 TAMPAX; 223 TOM BOY; 225 TWO TIME; 14 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM; 16 WHO CUT THE CHEESE; 28 ZENERGY;
Visitors - 14
14 BOLLYWOOD - Bangkok Harriettes, Thailand
12 CANNON BALL - Bangkok Hash, Thailand
2 TOO SMALL TO SEE - Hanoi Hash, Vietnam
2 BILBO - Isle of Wight Hash, UK
1 TEARAMAZOO - Isle of Wight Hash, UK
1 DICK FROMAGE - Nhatrain, Vietnam
2 CHICKEN HEAD - Petaling H3, Malaysia
1 MAX FACTOR Siam Sunday H3
3 YANKY CRANK Tampa Bay Hash, USA
3 KNOCKOUT NEPTUNE - Unknown Hash
1 Pen Degan - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Somnuk Kaynonsung - Unknown Hash
2 Malini Kunkeson - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
3 Andre van der Sluys - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
Virgins - 14
Wanika Lomas; Annabelle Abordo; Marco Baert; Andreas Baert; Wiggo Carlsen; Hans Colpaert; Aileen Deloof; Patrick Reed; Edwin van Devijver; Kyle van Hove; Kaylee van Hove; Jessica van Hove; Glenn van Hove; Maria Verschueren;
Leavers - 2
NO MORE CUM; RAT VON KIEL;
Anniversaries - 8
DUCHESS TADPOLE was awarded her 30 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER was awarded his 30 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
UNSTABLE LOAD was awarded his 30 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
MAYO QUEEN was awarded his 5 Hared Runs Cap.
DIRT DIGGER was awarded his 100th Run T-Shirt.
SPERM POLLUTER was awarded his 100th Run T-Shirt.
CHICKEN DUNDEE was awarded his 50th Run Cap.
MAYO QUEEN was awarded his 50th Run T-Shirt.
Hash Naming Events - 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners - 0
~ none this week ~
Birthdays - 1
Happy Birthday - SKIING FINN - December 24.