Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1764
The Christmas Run
Monday, December 25th 2017

Hares:
Liberace and Odd-Job
Map to Run 1764 A-Site
Scribe:   My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay
Hash Flash:   Unstable Load
Runners:   77
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°57'29.81"N   101°2'8.08"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
santa-alpha-120.pngHares:
Liberace and Odd-Job
Scribe:   My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay
Hash Flash:   Unstable Load
Runners:   77
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°57'29.81"N   101°2'8.08"E
Map to Run 1764 A-Site
Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
Download Google Earth .kmz file

75 Run Photos This Week

Scribe Report by My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay   (clickme)


“And Monday Is a Hashing Day”. Oh yes, it is. Warning: Don’t go out until 5 o’clock in the morning, if next day is the great Christmas Run. Terrible headache. It took me 2 hours of preparation, so we got just in time at the Buffalo Bar. The last baht bus was filled with 2 cheeseheads (that’s how we call our Cheap Charlie neighbours from Holland) and SCAR W/2T’S, full with scars for the occasion. IM LAO wanted to know the female version of Santa Claus. I tried to explain her that he is a holy man and cannot have a woman. To do some people a pleasure, let’s say that we will call the female version Santa Tadpole.

So, it was a nice trip to the well-known beautiful A-site, where the traditional hares for this time of the year, ODD-JOB, LIBERACE and Wiggo Carlsen managed to find new trails in this overused area. ODD-JOB is a genius, isn’t he? Happy he was there in the forest with his motorbike, to explain me a short cut, otherwise I would still be in the jungle. Instead of running or walking, I was wandering like a Jew, listening too much to the singing of the birds.

As many people were not there, there were a lot of replacements: the GM of the day was SCAR; SPERM POLLUTER and CASPER did the Raffle and gave children and females more than 30 presents; UNSTABLE LOAD was Hash Flash. The usual ones, who are now in Cambodia, can start to fear for their jobs, don’t you agree? One of the winners in the Raffle, was BLACK HOOKAH from Bahrain. He has even a second hash name: THE REFEREE. He explained me why, but as I’m not Arabic, I cannot repeat the reason (too long story). Later we met again in the TQ. First time that he and his dog, must have seen snow in their life. As IM LAO took the last prize, a gift of Foregun/Super Shooters/not for children under 3 years, pistols and rifles and guns, the raffle prize found a home. Robbing Santa Claus and banks are on the menu.

Talking about eating: I had probably the best Christmas dinner in my life in VV’s restaurant. Turkey, boiled potatoes, lots of vegetables, French bread and a sauce with mushrooms that you would drink like wine. Fortunately, I hadn’t been eating for three days, so I went 17 times back after food. LORD CHICKEN FUCKER was also happy: if nobody would eat turkey, there would be too many of them, and they would take over the planet.

When LORD CHICKEN FUCKER took over the circle we had to sing: On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a partridge up your arse hole. On the Second Day of Christmas, she sent to me 2 pair of bollocks. Third day - 3 lady boys. Fourth day - 4 stinky turds. Fifth day - 5 smelly rings. Sixth day - 6 tits a swaying. Seventh day - 7 hashers a running. Eighth day - 8 maids a sucking, Ninth day - 9 ladies prancing. Tenth day - 10 cracks a leaking. Eleventh day - 11 Belgians farting. Twelfth day - 12 gays a bumming. The number 12 will not be a coincidence, on this holy day. Even Moses (WANK-KING'S WANKER) was present in the circle. As they found out on the ice before, the one and only present I gave my boyfriend IM LAO, was a headache.

Other thing to mention: TAMPAX on the guitar for a Romantic Song. Backing vocals LOVE BOAT and LIBERACE. IM LAO started to dance, as she was fallen, in love, with KNOB MARLEY. It’s normal: she likes reggae. Again fantastic work from the guitar men.

When the last down-downs and the Hash Hymn were finished, I had more international contacts in the baht bus with 2 Slovenians and PAROU PAROU, the Portuguese speaking guy, who doesn’t like to sit on the ice and has never been cooled down.

In the TQ we had a party with lots of snow, but I don’t think anyone got cold in there. I finished the evening with my friend ARSE VAN HOLE, doing our favourite thing: closing bars early in the morning.

Anyway, hope to see you all again next week, on the New Year’s Run, otherwise it will be in May for me.

On-On!  My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay


Run Stats Report Showing PH3 Runs    (clickme)

Total Runners This Week - 77

Hashers Present Last Week - 56

7 Derrick Boivin; 2 Wiggo Carlsen; 6 Noi Sonsan; 68 ARSE VAN HOLE; 634 BALL RINGER; 415 BELL END; 153 BEN 10; 219 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 78 CASPER; 56 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 11 DIARRHEA; 117 DIRT LOONEY; 1427 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 161 FUZZY LURE; 662 G.I. JOE; 327 GANGREEN; 797 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 23 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 23 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 4 HOMBRE; 59 IM LAO; 236 KEE MAH; 197 KILL BENNY; 130 KNOB MARLEY; 374 LIBERACE; 80 LOVE BOAT; 30 MAEMOT; 57 MAYO QUEEN; 773 MRS. HEAD; 79 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; 218 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 16 NINJA PRINCESS; 15 NOISY QUEEN; 6 NUT CRACKER; 406 ODD-JOB; 25 PAROU PAROU; 374 PELER; 83 PHANTOM; 59 PINK DOLPHIN; 117 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 15 ROCKY BALBLOWME; 265 SCAR W/2TS; 25 SHE'S THE BOSS; 722 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 752 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 910 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 226 SKIING FINN; 40 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 103 SPERM POLLUTER; 465 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 449 TAMPAX; 226 TWO TIME; 86 UNSTABLE LOAD; 843 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 42 WHORE IN THE WINDOW; 29 ZENERGY;

Returners - 13

6 Kannita Benz; 79 BANANAS; 34 BLACK DIAMOND; 43 BOB-A-GOB; 104 KIDNEY STONE; 1084 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 9 MINELESS CUNT; 57 PHONEY CUNT; 170 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 62 TINKA BELL; 222 TRY-A-FUCK; 362 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 33 WHINGER;

Visitors - 8

1 BLACK HOOKAH - Bahrain Black Hash, Bahrain
1 DIRTY DOG - Bahrain Black Hash, Bahrain
16 AXEL GREASE - Cebu City H3, Philippines
7 Chopaka Tintan - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
20 BLACK DRAGON - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
10 PEDO PETE - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
13 SILENT PRINCESS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
7 Mats Hoegblom - Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 1

ODD-JOB was congratulated on this 30th Hared Run.

Hash Name Events - 1

Andre van der Sluys was given the New Hash Name HOMBRE.

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday TWO TIME - 21 December.