PH3 Run 1765
The New Year's Run
Monday, January 1st 2018

Hares:
Tampax and Love Boat
Map to Run 1765 A-Site
Scribe:   Extremely Violent Bastard
Hash Flash:   Dirt Looney
Runners:   118
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler
GPS:   12°56'23.13"N   101° 1' 3.07"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 3 km N of 36
new-year-140-alpha.pngHares:
Tampax and Love Boat
Scribe:   Extremely Violent Bastard
Hash Flash:   Dirt Looney
Runners:   118
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler
GPS:   12°56'23.13"N   101° 1' 3.07"E
Map to Run 1765 A-Site
Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 3 km N of 36
Download Google Earth .kmz file

65 Run Photos This Week


SCRIBE REPORT
by Extremely Violent Bastard


Back to the Land of Smiles! where we all expect to have more fun and enjoy our holidays! And of course included in our bucket list “The Hash”. It’s been a while, it’s time to get that ass on ice!. And, have some laughs with our Hash lads!

I’m with my virgin Josh Brisket and one of my good mates WHO CUT THE CHEESE and his bird MISS SUDOKU. As normal we met in 3rd Road at the Buffalo Bar. We arrive at the A-site safe and sound. Let the show begin!

In the first circle hares explain the run and as usual there are trails for runners, walkers and short cutters! The front runners arrive then we get our first beer… A bit of sandwich by VV, that makes our day!

Second circle called, the Grand Master iced the sinners! It was a funny story that was told. He give a thousand baht to his bird to buy a pair of shoes. Instead his bird bought some glue for about 75 baht and glued his/her old shoes! When he asked her where is the rest of the money and she replied, “It’s in the good hands already!”.

Raffle time by SPERM POLLUTER and CASPER!

EMPEROR AIRHEAD‘s circle, GOLDEN DILDO on ice with Dove. WANK-KING’S WANKER on ice and was awarded the most prestigious award by EMPEROR AIRHEAD “The Evil Genius”. And such an evil genius he is! He can even turn on our phones when ever he wants! Ahh! That’s criminal!

Ms. Kititukanut got her new hash name BBC (Big Black C..k). And the most powerful Hash Name in this year! FREE WILLY’S LOVE CHILD for Darren Lassman.

Awardee TAMPAX 450 Runs. DEL BOY 100 Runs.

The Hare Song and the Hash Hymn. My holiday will not be the same without the PH3! On! On!

On-On!  Extremely Violent Bastard



STATS REPORT
Shows total runs with PH3

Total Runners This Week - 118

Hashers Present Last Week - 56

7 Kannita Benz; 8 Derrick Boivin; 3 Wiggo Carlsen; 8 Mats Hoegblom; 8 Chopaka Tintan; 69 ARSE VAN HOLE; 635 BALL RINGER; 80 BANANAS; 416 BELL END; 154 BEN 10; 35 BLACK DIAMOND; 21 BLACK DRAGON; 44 BOB-A-GOB; 79 CASPER; 57 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 12 DIARRHEA; 118 DIRT LOONEY; 1428 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 162 FUZZY LURE; 663 G.I. JOE; 328 GANGREEN; 798 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 5 HOMBRE; 60 IM LAO; 131 KNOB MARLEY; 375 LIBERACE; 1085 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 81 LOVE BOAT; 31 MAEMOT; 58 MAYO QUEEN; 80 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; 219 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 17 NINJA PRINCESS; 16 NOISY QUEEN; 7 NUT CRACKER; 407 ODD-JOB; 26 PAROU PAROU; 11 PEDO PETE; 84 PHANTOM; 58 PHONEY CUNT; 60 PINK DOLPHIN; 118 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 16 ROCKY BALBLOWME; 266 SCAR W/2TS; 14 SILENT PRINCESS; 723 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 753 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 227 SKIING FINN; 104 SPERM POLLUTER; 466 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 450 TAMPAX; 87 UNSTABLE LOAD; 844 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 363 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 34 WHINGER; 43 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 41

2 Katerina Unflat; 2 Anna maria Unflat; 42 ARSE BANDIT; 297 ARSE-HOLEO; 12 BABY DEE; 60 BEETROOT HEAD; 100 DEL BOY; 83 DIRTY PUSSY; 336 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 6 EXTREMELY VIOLENT BASTARD; 3 FREE WILLY'S LOVE CHILD; 298 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 71 GOLDEN DILDO; 129 GOLDEN RIVET; 25 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 60 HARBOR WHORE; 157 HONEY BEAR; 321 KARAMBA; 111 LINGUINI WEENY; 49 LOLLIPOP BOY; 160 LOST CAUSE; 21 LUCKY NUMBER; 208 MENTAL DISORDER; 13 MISS SUDOKU; 131 MISS USE ME; 32 MR POTATO HEAD; 222 NO MORE CUM; 133 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 13 PENELOPE PITSTOP; 177 PINKABOO; 46 POL DANCER; 77 RAT VON KIEL; 271 REAR GUNNER; 24 RUNNING DEER; 113 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 93 SIMONE EBOLA; 40 SPOTTED DICK; 72 THE WIZARD; 44 TOSSA; 224 TURD BURGLAR; 17 WHO CUT THE CHEESE;

Visitors - 10

1 GIRL VISION - Chicago Hash, USA
18 FLATULENCE - Hobart Hash & H, Australia
3 HALF A DICK - Lahore Hash, Pakistan
1 SWOP PUSSY - Minneapolis Hash, USA
19 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
20 WINDOW WANKER - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
5 BBC - Unknown Hash
1 INCHWORM - Unknown Hash
1 LADY BUG - Unkown Hash
1 ONO - Unknown Hash

Virgins - 11

Josh Birket; Paul Carnell; Ayden Carnell; Nicha Jitmanee; Fa Larlam; Deb Lee; Angela Mancini; Kayla Ovens; Thitarat Puttha; Keosakin Sapornsit; George Tucker;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 2

TAMPAX was congratulated on completing his 450th Run.
DEL BOY was congratulated on completing his 100th Run.

Hash Name Events - 2

Bowonkamon Kititukanut was given the New Hash Name BBC (Big Black ?).
Darren Lassman was given the New Hash Name FREE WILLY'S LOVE CHILD.

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~