As a result of the thunderstorm, which broke as I was just coming to the end of the run, this week’s report is likely to be a little on the short side.
The hares, TAMPAX and LOVE BOAT set a varied and interesting trail, the “jungle” section of which was particularly enjoyable. The route was well-papered, but suffered to some degree from repeated barbed wire obstacles.
By the time most people had got back to the A-site, the heavens had opened and hashers were seeking shelter underneath anything they could find. Some had come prepared with rain macs, while others had umbrellas and parasols. Others just improvised, which I am sure the photos will bear witness to. Of note was HARBOUR QUICKSTART, who sheltered underneath the food table along with a bowl of crisps and a can of coke. It was a perfect position for BJs as other hashers helped themselves to food from above her.
VV’s baguettes were still available along with the usual selection of beer and softies, but hashers were drinking watered-down versions as the rain got heavier. As many had already left using their own transport and the remaining stalwarts were starting to feel the chill, it was decided to run a short circle and get the f**k out of there.
As SIR FREE WILLY had made his escape, there was no Raffle. The main protagonists on the ice were the hares, for obvious reasons – they had failed to make sufficient contact with God to secure suitable weather for a circle. Other players included the Norwegians in celebration of their recent Olympic heroics and included SCAR W/2T'S, who now sports what he thinks are golden locks to represent their medal tally. Unfortunately, most of us thought the colour was closer to bright ginger, similar to the hair attached to the Scottish look-alike tam-o'-shanters sold in novelty shops.
Once WANK-KING’S WANKER had done his thing in the circle despite there not being anything to do and after LIBERACE's car had been freed from muddy captivity, we all piled into the waiting transport with extra beer and headed back to civilization.
A big thank you goes out to the Blue Heeler bar for accepting us at an earlier hour than expected and managing to find enough beer in the cellar to compensate for what was left in the coolers. The same high standard of fayre was served up as we have become accustomed to.
On-On! No More Cum
Total Hashers This Week - 88
Hashers Present Last Week - 57
199 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 111 ANAL CHEESE; 77 ARSE VAN HOLE; 640 BALL RINGER; 68 BEETROOT HEAD; 421 BELL END; 159 BEN 10; 86 CASPER; 64 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 49 CIA; 141 CRAPPER; 39 CROW FUCKER; 107 DEL BOY; 17 DIARRHEA; 126 DIRT LOONEY; 340 FUCK THE TRUTH; 168 FUZZY LURE; 336 GANGREEN; 806 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 305 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 30 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 30 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 68 HARBOR WHORE; 133 HELIUM HEAD; 735 LADY FLIPPER; 14 LEFT BEHIND; 383 LIBERACE; 1090 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 88 LOVE BOAT; 38 MAEMOT; 66 MAYO QUEEN; 184 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 216 MENTAL DISORDER; 227 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 96 NEXT WEEK; 229 NO MORE CUM; 415 ODD-JOB; 141 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 67 PINK DOLPHIN; 85 RAT VON KIEL; 274 SCAR W/2TS; 730 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 757 SIR FREE WILLY; 761 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 48 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 13 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 111 SPERM POLLUTER; 474 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 86 STREET CLEANER; 454 TAMPAX; 80 THE WIZARD; 14 TRAFALGAR; 234 TWO TIME; 95 UNSTABLE LOAD; 852 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 371 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 51 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;
Returners - 28
4 Ragnar Thorseth; 47 ARSE BANDIT; 9 BAVARIAN BASTARD; 223 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 31 BOW TIE; 139 BURL IVES; 128 CAMEL HUMPER; 118 DESERT SCORPION; 549 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1432 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 25 FOXY CLEOPATRA; 136 GOLDEN RIVET; 45 HOI WAN; 20 LADYBUG; 141 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 167 LOST CAUSE; 138 MISS USE ME; 780 MRS. HEAD; 28 PAROU PAROU; 96 POCKET SOCKET; 52 POLE FUCKER; 233 ROBBING BASTARD; 83 RUDI VOELLER; 917 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 137 SPECIAL PRICE; 86 TELLY TUBBY; 10 VEE GO; 25 VIOS;
Visitors - 2
3 Peter Adomauskas - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
21 SHORT TIME - Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
Virgins - 1
Leavers - 1
Anniversaries - 1
LOVE BOAT was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
Hash Naming Events - 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners - 0
~ none this week ~
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~