Another Hashing day. But a bit different for two of the Hares. MENTAL and MENSTRUAL DISORDER wake up at 6 am in Phnom Penh and head to the airport to fly to Bangkok. Arriving in Bangkok we raced out of the airport and jump in to a taxi to Pattaya in time for the hash.
KEE MAH went out on Monday to double check the run as it was laid the Wednesday before. A quick phone call from KEE MAH and our trail had stood up to the cyclone that had hit the day before. KEE MAH after checking the trail raced over to BAM BAM’s house to pick up the pea and ham soup that BAM BAM cooked for our run.
Arriving at the A-site with a lot of eager hashers looking forward to a great day. The acting GM for the day THE WIZARD took charge of the circle and called the Hares who explained their run. On the runners return to the A-Site they all agreed it was a hard, challenging, 10k run. G.I. JOE said it was the best run he done that day.
The Hares served up the food and many of them came back for seconds. Thank you BAM BAM for cooking a great meal for our run.
The Hares had some bottles of Jameson’s Scotch which was offered around to all the hashers as shoots, SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD had quite a few ..
The GM called the circle and iced the Hares and once again the comments were fantastic, terrific run. Well done Hares. The Raffle was done by a FREE WILLY look alike, (SPERM POLLUTER), very hard to tell them apart. SPERM POLLUTER who has had a lot of training from FREE WILLY in raffles and the first number he called was his wife CASPER.
The Hares then run an extra Raffle, giving away some patches and the main prize of a bottle of Jameson Scotch. BELL END won the Scotch and was planning to get her husband (BALL RINGER) drunk again for romance. BEN 10 needs a little brother.
After the Raffle the RA’s EMPEROR AIRHEAD, LORD CHICKEN FUCKER, and NO MORE CUM entertained the circle with some amusing stories and WANK-KING'S WANKER did the awards handing out 60 Hared patch to MENTAL DISORDER and announcing a 50 Runs to SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY. The hare song was done by the talented BARNACLE BOLLOX.
A special Thanks comes from the PH3 Committee to NO MORE CUM who at the last minute jumped in to drive the beer truck as VV was delayed on his return trip from Belgium. We are very lucky on PH3 to have the greatest RA’s of any hash and also to have hashers like NMC who will drop everything in a minute to help the hash.
On-On! Mental Disorder
Total Hashers This Week - 84
Hashers Present Last Week - 62
113 ANAL CHEESE; 79 ARSE VAN HOLE; 642 BALL RINGER; 175 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 70 BEETROOT HEAD; 423 BELL END; 161 BEN 10; 130 CAMEL HUMPER; 16 CANNON BALL; 88 CASPER; 66 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 109 DEL BOY; 120 DESERT SCORPION; 128 DIRT LOONEY; 342 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 551 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1434 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 672 G.I. JOE; 338 GANGREEN; 808 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 307 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 32 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 32 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 70 HARBOR WHORE; 135 HELIUM HEAD; 385 LIBERACE; 1092 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 90 LOVE BOAT; 40 MAEMOT; 84 MASTER CHEF; 68 MAYO QUEEN; 186 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 218 MENTAL DISORDER; 782 MRS. HEAD; 229 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 98 NEXT WEEK; 231 NO MORE CUM; 8 NOT SO STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 30 PAROU PAROU; 93 PHANTOM; 69 PINK DOLPHIN; 183 PINKABOO; 54 POLE FUCKER; 55 PUGSLY; 87 RAT VON KIEL; 277 REAR GUNNER; 84 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 732 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 763 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 919 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 50 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 15 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 139 SPECIAL PRICE; 113 SPERM POLLUTER; 19 SPLINTER DICK; 476 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 88 STREET CLEANER; 456 TAMPAX; 82 THE WIZARD; 16 TRAFALGAR; 97 UNSTABLE LOAD; 373 WANK-KING'S WANKER;
Returners - 16
5 Hans Van den eiden; 153 ANTIQUE; 224 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 36 BLACK DIAMOND; 13 GROUCHO MARX; 27 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 20 HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER; 242 KEE MAH; 142 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 469 LONE WOLF; 378 PELER; 30 SHE'S THE BOSS; 31 SLEAZY; 51 TOSSA; 176 UP THE BUTT; 383 VELCRO DICK;
Visitors - 2
1 DAH GIMP - Daytona Beach Hash, USA
12 PEDO PETE - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
Virgins - 4
Jean Perdaens; Marian Plese; Pirom Rattanawichai; Bert Verayden;
Leavers - 5
ANAL CHEESE; BALL RINGER; BELL END; BEN 10; PUGSLY;
Anniversaries - 2
MENTAL DISORDER was awarded his 60 Hared Runs Patches.
SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.
Hash Naming Events - 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners - 0
~ none this week ~
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~