Another Monday has come upon us. The Hash was called to order and instructions were given out. SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD and the Beer Hunters took off and the hashers took off on the run. We started going through some water and up a little hill. The run become hot with little shade. The trail kept most of the walkers together and the runners coming in afterwards.
And so it came beer time. At exactly the same time the Beer Hunters came back. At the A-Site VV made his famous sausages. And they were good.
The circle was started and the hares were called in. A lot of positive comments were made. Most people enjoyed the run and thanked the hares.
SIR FREE WILLY did the weekly drawing and the lucky winners were happy.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle next. He iced the hares saying Happy Birthday. They were born same day eight years apart in same hospital. The birthday cake came and we sang Happy Birthday to the hares.
STUPID KRAUT KUNT was called in for being drunk for the whole weekend of the Cambodian Nash Hash.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD ended with a naming a gentleman claiming he was from Belgium (but actually from Holland). He was given the name FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG.
The GM took over and called STUPID KRAUT KUNT in. He asked what was his favorite part of the Cambodia Nash Hash. He said CANNONBALL buying German Bread at the market for him. Not sure if he ever tried it.
SCAR W/2T'S, ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA and CANNONBALL were called in. SCAR W/2T'S was called and asked why his beer tab was so much higher than ANFI and CANNONBALL.
ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA - 200 Runs T-Shirt.
WHORE IN THE WINDOW - 50 Runs T-Shirt.
ARSE VAN HOLE - 10 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
POL DANCER - 50 Runs with PH3.
LORD CHICKEN FUCKER took the circle. He called the GM in to ask why he would give a broken horn out at the beginning of the run. NO MORE CUM was called in to ask about his flat in London that LORD CHICKEN FUCKER was going stay in. NO MORE CUM's place here has finger impression locks. A lot of concerns how LCF would get into his place in London.
The GM called in EASILY SATISFIED a visiting hasher from Germany. She is staying at the Disorder's place was asked about the sleeping arrangements.
NO MORE CUM took over the circle to ask SCAR W/2T'S about his hair coloring. UNSTABLE LOAD and the Belgians were called in about being Hash Crashes on the trail. UNSTABLE LOAD was given the prize for being the Hash Crash. ARSE VAN HOLE was called in for leaving a white towel on the trail.
SCAR W/2T'S time for the circle he called in STUPID KRAUT KUNT giving him a lovely blue hat from Cambodia.
BURL IVES called in SCAR W/2T'S and STUPID KRAUT KUNT and told them they missed the free beer from Bangkok Airways Lounge in Cambodia.
As the night almost came to an end a visitor from Guam was called in. Claiming she was a sex tourist and likes cheap people. She wanted to organize a gang bang with EASILY SATISFIED, PAPRIKA SMILEY, SCAR W/2T'S and the Disorders. No CANNONBALL.
Thanks to LONE WOLF for providing some excellent pictures of the night.
The hares were called in sing us a song. THANKS HARES FOR YOUR HARD WORK.
On-On! Cannon Ball
Total Hashers This Week - 108
Hashers Present Last Week - 60
54 ANTIQUE; 80 ARSE VAN HOLE; 71 BEETROOT HEAD; 225 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 131 CAMEL HUMPER; 17 CANNON BALL; 89 CASPER; 67 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 110 DEL BOY; 121 DESERT SCORPION; 129 DIRT LOONEY; 343 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 552 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1435 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 6 FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG; 673 G.I. JOE; 339 GANGREEN; 809 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 33 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 28 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 33 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 71 HARBOR WHORE; 136 HELIUM HEAD; 386 LIBERACE; 470 LONE WOLF; 1093 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 91 LOVE BOAT; 41 MAEMOT; 85 MASTER CHEF; 69 MAYO QUEEN; 187 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 219 MENTAL DISORDER; 783 MRS. HEAD; 230 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 99 NEXT WEEK; 232 NO MORE CUM; 9 NOT SO STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 379 PELER; 70 PINK DOLPHIN; 184 PINKABOO; 55 POLE FUCKER; 88 RAT VON KIEL; 278 REAR GUNNER; 31 SHE'S THE BOSS; 85 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 733 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 764 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 920 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 32 SLEAZY; 51 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 16 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 140 SPECIAL PRICE; 114 SPERM POLLUTER; 477 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 457 TAMPAX; 83 THE WIZARD; 17 TRAFALGAR; 98 UNSTABLE LOAD; 384 VELCRO DICK; 374 WANK-KING'S WANKER;
Returners - 40
4 Tasphon Dungmani; 4 Raymond Leber; 4 Kristian Obergard; 2 Yves Van Malder; 201 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 48 ARSE BANDIT; 33 BOW TIE; 141 BURL IVES; 143 CRAPPER; 41 CROW FUCKER; 19 DIARRHEA; 54 FINGERLESS; 27 GING GANG GOOLIES; 138 GOLDEN RIVET; 46 HOI WAN; 737 LADY FLIPPER; 21 LADYBUG; 169 LOST CAUSE; 140 MISS USE ME; 416 ODD-JOB; 143 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 4 PICK A WINNER; 98 POCKET SOCKET; 50 POL DANCER; 125 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 175 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 235 ROBBING BASTARD; 215 RUBBER DICK; 276 SCAR W/2TS; 759 SIR FREE WILLY; 47 SIR WANDA; 234 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 87 TELLY TUBBY; 80 TESTICLES; 225 TRY-A-FUCK; 235 TWO TIME; 853 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 26 VIOS; 16 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM; 53 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;
Visitors - 7
1 EASILY SATISFIED -Unknown Hash
11 SHITHEAD - Canberra Hash, Australia
3 BLING - Desert H3, Dubai, UAE
1 BEEND - Guam Hash, GUAM
11 TV - Pattaya Full Moon H3, Thailand
9 Chopaka Tintan - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 NFS - Unknown Hash
Virgins - 1
Leavers - 2
HELIUM HEAD; SPECIAL PRICE;
Anniversaries - 4
ARSE VAN HOLE was awarded his 10 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA was awarded his 200th Run T-Shirt.
POL DANCER was congratulated on completing his 50th Run.
WHORE IN THE WINDOW was awarded his 50th Run T-Shirt.
Hash Naming Events - 1
Hans van den Eyden was given the New Hash Name FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG.
Saints and Sinners - 3
ARSE VAN HOLE - HASH TRASH - Littering on the trail. BIG no-no!
PAPRIKA SMILEY - HASH TRASH - Stealing Barnacle Bollox chair
claiming it was trash.
UNSTABLE LOAD - HASH CRASH - Went down on the trail.
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~