PH3 Run #1779 was a runner's dream! However, for someone suffering from jet lag and who missed the runner/walker split, it was still an excellent 8K run. VV, ZENERGY and BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK did an outstanding job! The trail had a nice mix of everything and, since VV was a hare, you can always count on getting your feet wet!
There was some unusual excitement at this run. VV tried to sneak the "A" site on to private property. In typical VV fashion, he thought no one would notice in an open field within easy sight of the road 20 cars and baht buses, nearly 100 people, circle stuff, lights, BBQ blazing away (which was delicious) and a general Marti Gras atmosphere. Well, the owner was initially a wee bit upset. However, VV employed the negotiating skills of LOST CAUSE to calm the owner. She was awarded the "Hash Hero" award by RA EMPEROR AIRHEAD for saving the day. There was a rumor LIBERACE may have helped douse the fire with a greasy palm.
The circle was expertly managed by THE WIZARD. I've been away for 6 months and was pleased to see THE WIZARD has developed into a kind and gentle GM. (Wink Wink) He not only praised and encouraged the weak minded, he gave us a history lesson on the woman's suffrage movement in England over 100 years ago! He had a nice leisurely conversation with LOVE BOAT, the Hash Flash, while she relaxed on the ice. THE WIZARD had us all in the palm of his hand as he recounted the story of Emily Dickenson, one of the early suffragettes, who threw herself in front of one of the King's race horses during a race and was trampled to death all just to make a point! That WIZARD, he sure knows how to spellbind a group of attentive drunks! Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!
WANK-KING'S WANKER tried to do the hash award ceremony, but after 5 minutes of mumbling and wandering around in a tight circle, he was led away. I guess we'll have to wait until next week for the results. Me thinks, he never seemed to recover from THE WIZARD politely bring to his attention that, as Webmaster, he posted the wrong hares for this hash and the location was for next weeks run. No worries, he's still loved and respected by all for his tireless contributions to the hash!
RA NO MORE CUM retrieved the Hash Trash Award from GING GANG GOOLIE and returned it to it's more traditional use until there is another violator.
RA SCAR acknowledged the "Death Wish Hero's" GASMAN and GERMAN KUNT KISSER for their never ending drinking marathon. Oh, and obviously, it's still ongoing!
THE WIZARD closed the circle and we all went to Nicky's, the OnON bar, for more delicious food and good cheer!
Bless you all, ya bunch of wankers :-)
On-On! Jack Wow
Total Hashers This Week - 71
Hashers Present Last Week - 53
2 Daniel Munch; 2 Evelyn Munch; 83 ARSE VAN HOLE; 227 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 144 BURL IVES; 20 CANNON BALL; 70 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 146 CRAPPER; 113 DEL BOY; 132 DIRT LOONEY; 554 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1437 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 341 GANGREEN; 42 GAS MAN; 812 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 9 GERMAN KUNT KISSER; 30 GING GANG GOOLIES; 141 GOLDEN RIVET; 4 I MAU; 83 INVISIBLE MAN; 129 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 740 LADY FLIPPER; 389 LIBERACE; 172 LOST CAUSE; 94 LOVE BOAT; 23 LUCKY NUMBER; 44 MAEMOT; 72 MAYO QUEEN; 143 MISS USE ME; 34 MR POTATO HEAD; 786 MRS. HEAD; 235 NO MORE CUM; 419 ODD-JOB; 25 OUT OF ORDER; 146 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 96 PHANTOM; 73 PINK DOLPHIN; 78 RASPUTIN; 217 RUBBER DICK; 279 SCAR W/2TS; 736 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 762 SIR FREE WILLY; 767 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 923 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 71 SLACK VAGINA; 237 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 459 TAMPAX; 86 THE WIZARD; 101 UNSTABLE LOAD; 856 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 43 WANKING; 377 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 31 ZENERGY;
Returners - 16
643 BALL RINGER; 424 BELL END; 162 BEN 10; 48 COW FISTER; 228 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 35 DREGS; 47 HOI WAN; 31 PAROU PAROU; 381 PELER; 32 PISS ON IT; 127 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 253 SEAL SUCKER; 89 STREET CLEANER; 88 TELLY TUBBY; 17 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM; 55 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;
Visitors - 2
22 JACK WOW - Bangkok Hash, Thailand
19 NINJA PRINCESS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
OUT OF ORDER having completed 25 runs with PH3 is now a full member.
Virgins - 0
~ none this week ~
Leavers - 2
Anniversaries - 0
~ none this week ~
Hash Naming Events - 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners - 5
LOST CAUSE - Hash Hero - Calmed the angry landowner and saved the day.
LOVE BOAT - Hash Crash - Fell on trail while taking photos.
GING GANG GOOLIES - Hash Trash - removed.
DIRT LOONEY - Wanker of the Week - Mostly for being Dirt Looney.
WANK-KING'S WANKER - Wanker of the Week - Wrong Google Earth map provided.
Birthdays - 1
Happy Birthday - WANKING - April 9.