Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1780
Monday, April 16th 2018

Hares:
Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Unstable Load
Map to Run 1780 A-Site
Scribe:   Beetroot Head
Hash Flash:   Rear Gunner
Runners:   69
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°49'33.4   100°59'07.4
Download Google Earth .kmz filePhoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
green-foot-120.pngHares:
Ninja Princess, Silent Princess, Noisy Queen and Unstable Load
Scribe:   Beetroot Head
Hash Flash:   Rear Gunner
Runners:   69
On-On Bar:  Tahitian Queen
GPS:   12°49'33.4   100°59'07.4
Map to Run 1780 A-Site
Phoenix C C Road - 8 km from Sukhumvit - N side
Download Google Earth .kmz file

60 Run Photos This Week

60 Thumbnails for Run    (clickme)

Scribe Report by Beetroot Head   (clickme)


Confusion reigned over transport hashers having to take taxis after the baht buses failed to show up, many thanks to G.I. JOE and THE WIZARD for sorting the shit out.

The hares for today, NINJA PRINCESS, SILENT PRINCESS, NOISY QUEEN and UNSTABLE LOAD.

The run was well laid with plenty of checks and back checks, front runners yours truly breaking all the checks as usual leaving DEL BOY and SEAL SUCKER in my dust, Runners and walkers finished together.

On arriving back at the A site we were greeted with a Songkran splash from the hares and a nice feed.

Circle circled by the GM MENTAL DISORDER, iced the hares, all agreeing it was a shitty trail.

The Raffle called with FREE WILLY giving away the usual dodgy prizes, many passing on the offerings. Hash Heroes G.I. JOE and THE WIZARD were iced for sorting out the transport, no good deed goes unpunished.

AIRHEAD ices NO MORE CUM and WANK-KING'S WANKER for poor barber choices, then the hares got a turn, UNSTABLE LOAD had a nice nice soak in the bucket for allowing his wife and child to do all the work.

GASMAN and FERRY QUEEN iced for having having potty mouths and their after hours antics with Ladyboys, Again.

GERMAN KUNT KISSER and STUPID KRAUT KUNT iced for something about a lost phone and a flying carpet.

MD back icing the virgin and then Puerto Galera away team iced for the sake of it.

THE WIZARD in and ices DIRT LOONEY for having the Wankers Spoon and then he passes on the Wankers Spoon to MENTAL DISORDER for arranging a cleaner to arrive a day late and sending texts at 4am to THE WIZARD.

SCAR in, STUPID KRAUT KUNT iced for being Popeye and not socializing on a trip to Koh Chang and Trat.

Ices people for not showing up in the first circle, namely GASMAN, WANK-KING'S WANKER, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD and STUPID KRAUT KUNT, obviously they were all Beer Hunters who had headed off to a jungle bar prior to the first circle.

ARSE BANDIT iced for wearing a Gay T-shirt, GING GANG GOOLIES iced for wearing gay pink shorts.

NO MORE CUM in and ices PAPRIKA SMILEY, STUPID KRAUT KUNT and ARSE BANDIT for not showing up to the Gay Fondue Party at his condo.

SEAL SUCKER iced for being quote “A lazy fuck shit checker”. GASMAN iced for the normal born illegitimate Aussie stuff.

MENTAL back in talking about sex and ladyboys because MENSTRUAL is away and he isn’t getting any. TAMPAX in to sing a love song to LOVE BOAT as she is shipping out and she was wearing a dodgy pregnancy smock, just what has been going on with these two ???

Hash Hymn ending the night.

Once again many thanks to the hares for the great feed they put on at their expense.

On-On!  Beetroot Head


Run Stats Report Showing PH3 Runs    (clickme)

Total Runners This Week - 69

Hashers Present Last Week - 51

84 ARSE VAN HOLE; 644 BALL RINGER; 425 BELL END; 163 BEN 10; 21 CANNON BALL; 71 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 147 CRAPPER; 114 DEL BOY; 133 DIRT LOONEY; 229 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; ; 36 DREGS; 555 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1438 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 342 GANGREEN; 43 GAS MAN; 813 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 10 GERMAN KUNT KISSER; 31 GING GANG GOOLIES; 142 GOLDEN RIVET; 741 LADY FLIPPER; 390 LIBERACE; 173 LOST CAUSE; 95 LOVE BOAT; 45 MAEMOT; 787 MRS. HEAD; 20 NINJA PRINCESS; 236 NO MORE CUM; 147 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 97 PHANTOM; 74 PINK DOLPHIN; 33 PISS ON IT; 128 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 79 RASPUTIN; 218 RUBBER DICK; 280 SCAR W/2TS; 254 SEAL SUCKER; 737 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 763 SIR FREE WILLY; 768 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 924 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 72 SLACK VAGINA; 238 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 460 TAMPAX; 87 THE WIZARD; 102 UNSTABLE LOAD; 857 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 44 WANKING; 378 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 18 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM; 56 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 13

3 Niko Jurgan; 50 ARSE BANDIT; 74 BEETROOT HEAD; 60 FERRY QUEEN; 48 FUNNY BUNNY; 676 G.I. JOE; 143 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 221 MENTAL DISORDER; 186 PINKABOO; 280 REAR GUNNER; 32 SHE'S THE BOSS; 54 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 387 VELCRO DICK;

Visitors - 5

1 HOT CHILI - Bangkok Hash, Thailand
1 Bengt Gothlin - KLONG DUMP Bangkok Hash, Thailand
18 THE COUNT - Jakarta Hash, Indonesia
18 NOISY QUEEN - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
16 SILENT PRINCESS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 1

Pattama Weawaingam;

Leavers - 1

LOVE BOAT;

Anniversaries - 1

ARSE BANDIT has completed his 50th Run.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 3

G.I. JOE - Hash Hero - Fixing the transport foul up.
THE WIZARD - Hash Hero - Fixing the transport foul up.
MENTAL DISORDER - Wanker of the Week - By popular assent.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~