PH3 Run Reports

Latest PH3 Run 1785
Scotch on the Rocks
Monday, May 21st 2018

Hares:
General Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
Map to Run 1785 A-Site
Scribe:   Homebrew
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   72
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler
GPS:   12°48'42.34   100°59'41.58
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC Road
hot-chick-140.pngHares:
General Kidney Wiper, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard and Dirt Looney
Scribe:   Homebrew
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   72
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler
GPS:   12°48'42.34   100°59'41.58
Map to Run 1785 A-Site
Highway 331 - across and just S of Phoenix CC Road
Download Google Earth .kmz file

73 Run Photos This Week

Scribe Report
by Homebrew


Let's hear it for those working behind (and in front) of the scenes, week in week out, to make the PH3 happen without fail. As exemplified by this week's Scotch on the Rocks. GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD and DIRT LOONEY laid the Trail, arranged a raffle with prizes, provided food and drink and entertainment (in that distinctive Celtic manner) and subsidised the whole event (contrary to the frugality normally attributed to the Scots.......). Also Acting GM THE WIZARD and EMPEROR AIRHEAD demonstrating careful preparation in order to entertain and enliven the proceedings- possibly !

Meanwhile back on the Trail I was focusing more on not falling over- again - rather than the detail of route. However I managed to join the usual FRB's DEL BOY, DIARRHEA, SEAL SUCKER and BEVERLEY HILLS PINK COCK before the finish of a clocked 8 kms rather sandy terrain . Only to be greeted by a welcoming crowd of one person - GLORIOUS CLITORIOUS.

Circle opening formalities having been concluded by Acting GM THE WIZARD, we were treated to a rendition by the Hares of 'Flower of Scotland' (first 5 verses only....) After two raffles this week, FUNNY BUNNY was presented with her 50 Runs Hat by WANK-KING'S WANKER.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD demonstrated his usual preparedness (except for mispronouncing Celtic.....) by giving a history of the multi functional belted plaid (blanket, clothing and accommodation), the forerunner to the "modern" Scottish kilt which only arrived in 1720 courtesy of an English inventor (that can't be right.....) He welcomed Virgins David and Steph from "unpronounceable " Chichester before inviting Scottish dressers and Belgian cross dressers to the ice..

Acting GM THE WIZARD then gave EMPEROR AIRHEAD the Hash Crash for fouling up the site, before handing out new PH3 End of Season Awards from nominations in each category .(1) Fastest Fat F***er - DEL BOY; (2) Jekyll and Hyde - DIRT LOONEY; (3) THRUSH (irritating c**t)- WANK-KING'S WANKER; (4) Going Backwards - ARSE BANDIT; (5) Laziest Check Breaker - SEAL SUCKER; (6) Worst Dressed Hasher- GING GANG GOOLIES; and (7) Prince of Perspiration - CANNONBALL. After 3 rounds of elimination based on volume of non-support, DEL BOY was declared overall winner! THE WIZARD then reassigned the 'Wanker of the Week' wooden spoon from ARSE BANDIT to GING GANG GOOLIES) before relieving yours truly of the Hash Crash for 2 weeks good service. During the Hash Trash proceedings the Americans were iced for no- one claiming the Arnie S t-shirt, and SPERM POLLUTER was presented with unclaimed Trash for his newly constituted Pattaya Hash called.....

After the Hares leading "Sukanya" with song sheets they were thanked again by THE WIZARD and proceedings were brought to a close in the usual way.

Keep on running or walking ( or both! ).

See you in June.

Hares Song - Sukanya

I’m so young and you’re old
You’ve had a baby I’ve been told
I don’t care what my friends say
I’ll pay you’re bar fine any day
You and I shall never part
I’ll give you five hundred baht
CHORUS: Oh please go down on me Sukanya.

I bought you a house and a brand new car
In the TQ you’re a star
You go out late every night
Come home at noon, Oh what a sight
In your heart I’ll always stay
As long as I can pay, pay, pay
CHORUS: Oh please go down on me Sukanya

You gave me clap and you wear gold
My motorcycle you have sold
To pay my bills at Adam and Eve
The fruits of love are never free
All I ask is one more suck
But you don’t even give a fuck
CHORUS: Oh please go down on me Sukanya.

Your Thai husband threw me out
Tell me what it’s all about
Now you’re into sniffing glue
Does this mean that we are through?
I love you with all my heart
So don’t cut off my private part
CHORUS: Oh please go down on me Sukanya.

On-On!  Homebrew


Run Stats Report
Shows total runs with PH3

Total Runners This Week - 72

Hashers Present Last Week - 58

88 ARSE VAN HOLE; 649 BALL RINGER; 430 BELL END; 168 BEN 10; 229 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 149 BURL IVES; 26 CANNONBALL; 152 CRAPPER; 119 DEL BOY; 25 DIARRHEA; 138 DIRT LOONEY; 39 DREGS; 560 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1443 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 52 FUNNY BUNNY; 681 G.I. JOE; 347 GANGREEN; 817 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 36 GING ; ANG GOOLIES; 4 GLORIOUS CLITORIOUS; 147 GOLDEN RIVET; 33 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 17 HOME BREW; 64 IM LAO; 26 JACK WOW; 746 LADY FLIPPER; 395 LIBERACE; 475 LONE WOLF; 178 LOST CAUSE; 77 MAYO QUEEN; 14 MIA DIARRHEA; 148 MISS USE ME; 791 MRS. HEAD; 84 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; 236 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 102 PHANTOM; 79 PINK DOLPHIN; 190 PINKABOO; 104 POCKET SOCKET; 131 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 285 REAR GUNNER; 259 SEAL SUCKER; 37 SHE'S THE BOSS; ; 42 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 768 SIR FREE WILLY; 773 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 928 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 77 SLACK VAGINA; 121 SPERM POLLUTER; 484 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 92 TELLY TUBBY; 23 THE COUNT; 92 THE WIZARD; 107 UNSTABLE LOAD; 862 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 383 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 11

54 ARSE BANDIT; 85 BANANAS; 347 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 232 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 105 KIDNEY STONE; 63 MR CHEAP; 107 RABBIT SHOOTER; 15 REAL OLD; 107 SCOOBIE DOO; 228 TRY-A-FUCK; 241 TWO TIME;

Visitors - 3

4 BUSH DIVER - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
4 HAND BRAKE - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
6 CHOCOLATES - Lompok H3, Indonesia

Virgins - 2

Steff Welling; David Welling;

Leavers - 3

IM LAO; MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; TWO TIME;

Anniversaries - 1

FUNNY BUNNY was awarded her 50th Run Hat.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ coming soon ~

Saints and Sinners - 2

GING GANG GOOLIES - Wanker of the Week
HOME BREW - Hash Crash - Removed.

Birthdays - 0

~ coming soon ~