Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1787
The Betty Boop Run
Monday, June 4th 2018

Hares:
Mrs Head and Black Hole
Map to Run 1787 A-Site
Scribe:   Sauce for the Goose
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   70
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°44'12.03   100°54'5.22
Download Google Earth .kmz fileNong Nut Gardens - 5 km S - 800m along Soi Thetsaban 26
betty-boop-120.pngHares:
Mrs Head and Black Hole
Scribe:   Sauce for the Goose
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   70
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°44'12.03   100°54'5.22
Map to Run 1787 A-Site
Nong Nut Gardens - 5 km S - 800m along Soi Thetsaban 26
Download Google Earth .kmz file

66 Run Photos This Week

66 Thumbnails for Run    (clickme)

Scribe Report by Sauce for the Goose   (clickme)


Just back in the Land of Smiles one week and first Pattaya Hash of the year, when I’m asked to be Scribe. Well, that’s the least I could do as I’m not here often and I don’t hare. It’s one of my favourite hashes of the year too, The Betty Boop Run. It’s always fun to see the guys cross dressing although some are not game to wear their gear getting to the hash but dress up once at the site. Not so WANK-KING'S WANKER who walked through town in his grey dress he has worn for at least the last three years but this year he improved his look with the addition of a long black curly wig instead of the usual yellow one.

The A-site was particularly good this year and is also one of SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD's favourite watering holes, Mickey’s Aussie Bar and Restaurant in Bang Saray. We were entertained by two giant flesh eating fish in the bar’s pond and served cold drinks by Mickey, and Angus, otherwise known as DOG'S BALLS, the Australian owner.

The hares today were two females, as is traditional for a Betty Boop Run, MRS HEAD and BLACK HOLE. There was a walkers’ trail and a runners’ trail of about 8 km. I was happy to do the walkers’ trail which was only 1.75 km and was a pleasant relief after the water bath and slippery muddy slopes of the Jungle Hash and was made even more pleasant by the company of BURL IVES and BOB-A-GOB. The walkers arrived back early and availed themselves of the refreshments in the bar until the runners returned.

There was plenty of time for socialising until the GM THE WIZARD called the circle and put the hares on the ice and told us that the first Betty Boop Run was twenty years ago in 1998 when EMPEROR AIRHEAD was wearing the same dress. Well at least this year it was improvement on the lilac one he wore last year with most of his hairy back exposed. The cherry red ball gown looks suspiciously like the one GANGREEN wore last year. GANGREEN's pink jersey number needed some balloons to fill it out but he said he was going au naturel with his man boobs. Everyone agreed the run was good and everyone was happy except for ARSE BANDIT who thought there were too many dogs on the walk. Well done hares.

SIR FREE WILLY took the circle for the Raffle and as usual there were lots of winners with the usual sort of prizes which don’t seem to have improved while I have been absent. LADY FLIPPER took the donuts even though FREE WILLY had said I hope they don’t make you sick. The most interesting prize was a big toy giraffe that a young Belgian virgin took.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle and iced the hares again and asked MRS HEAD how many times she had been hare for the Betty Boop but she is well trained and said she didn’t remember. He then iced Angus and Mickey.

Then it was the competition for best dressed female, or should it be male? There was a good line up of motley looking females and we were asked to vote by yelling our approval but everyone was voting more than once. EMPEROR AIRHEAD eventually eliminated several leaving SHE'S THE BOSS, HARBOUR WHORE, WANK-KING'S WANKER, SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, CANONBALL and DIRT LOONEY. The winners were SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD posing as Nurse Nelly and offering internal examinations to anyone who was silly enough and HARBOUR WHORE who made a very pretty woman who could have earned a few hundred Baht at 2am down Beach Rd.

There was only one contender for the best dressed male but two prizes so Mickey joined LOST CAUSE to win a bottle of something.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD put the Belgians on the ice and said they had opened a driving school but they are not a good advertisement for their school as ARSE VAN HOLE had an accident on his motorcycle going home one night and called UNSTABLE LOAD to help him which he did, then crashed himself! The virgins were then called into the circle, two more Belgians from Antwerp and Mei from Thailand. I heard someone say they should be named TWERP ONE and TWERP TWO.

WANK-KING'S WANKER gave out the awards, both BURL IVES and MISS USE ME, for 150 runs. BLACK HOLE got the award for 10 hares and UNSTABLE LOAD was presented his 100th Run T-Shirt.

The GM took the circle again and put RAT VON KIEL and THE COUNT on the ice for not telling their visitors and virgins the rules of the hash. THE COUNT started rambling his excuses and was accused of rambling like WANK-KING'S WANKER. Then it was the GM's Wanker of the Week award and there were two contenders on ice, CRAPPER as a stand in look alike for MENTAL DISORDER and HARBOR WHORE. MENTAL has ordered patches for the 1800th run with the wrong date but it was decided to keep them anyway and make MENTAL pay the hash for them. So HARBOR WHORE got the award for trying to entice a parrot out of a tree with a banana.

BARNACLE BOLLOCKS was put on the ice. He is an old timer and was on Run number 8. He donated a horn to the hash but wanted it back so he could practice and then pass it on along with his new skills. By the sounds of the present effort it might be a long time before we see it back.

The hares were called upon to sing us a song but they chose to go on the ice and ARSE BANDIT sang for them with help from the circle for the chorus, “Why, why, why Pattaya”. BOB-A-GOB, SIMONE EBOLA and HOMEBREW helped BEN 10 to lead the Hash Hymn.

Then it was back in he Baht buses and On On to Nicky’s Bar for more beers and a meal.

On-On!  Sauce for the Goose


Run Stats Report Showing PH3 Runs    (clickme)

Total Runners This Week - 70

Hashers Present Last Week - 46

2 Frankie Annaert; 2 Sam Van limburgen; 56 ARSE BANDIT; 651 BALL RINGER; 432 BELL END; 170 BEN 10; 151 BURL IVES; 28 CANNONBALL; 8 CHOCOLATES; 154 CRAPPER; 140 DIRT LOONEY; 41 DREGS; 1445 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 683 G.I. JOE; 349 GANGREEN; 819 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 149 GOLDEN RIVET; 35 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 73 HARBOR WHORE; 748 LADY FLIPPER; 397 LIBERACE; 477 LONE WOLF; 180 LOST CAUSE; 79 MAYO QUEEN; 16 MIA DIARRHEA; 150 MISS USE ME; 793 MRS. HEAD; 238 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 104 PHANTOM; 106 POCKET SOCKET; 7 PSYCHO NEMO; 11 PSYCHO STRANGLER; 90 RAT VON KIEL; 261 SEAL SUCKER; 39 SHE'S THE BOSS; 97 SIMONE EBOLA; 744 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 770 SIR FREE WILLY; 775 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 930 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 486 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 25 THE COUNT; 94 THE WIZARD; 109 UNSTABLE LOAD; 864 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 385 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 17

10 Kannita Benz; 177 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 138 BLACK HOLE; 44 BOB SNOT HERE; 47 BOB-A-GOB; 348 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 561 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 52 HOI WAN; 87 MASTER CHEF; 80 PINK DOLPHIN; 2 PRINCESS VICTORIA; 219 RUBBER DICK; 61 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 87 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 93 TELLY TUBBY; 242 TWO TIME; 18 WHO CUT THE CHEESE;

Visitors - 4

2 Kamlai Siamking HOT CHILI - Bangkok Hash, Thailand
18 HOME BREW - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
20 SPLINTER DICK - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
20 COMES WITH PRESSURE - Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
THE COUNT having completed 25 runs with PH3 is now a full member.

Virgins - 3

Mark Arnouts; Steve Fealint; Sumai Pimpatbi;

Leavers - 2

Kannita Benz; BOB-A-GOB;

Anniversaries - 4

BLACK HOLE was congratulted for 10 Hared Runs.
BURL IVES was congratulated for completing 150 Runs with PH3.
MISS USE ME was congratulated for completing 150 Runs with PH3.
UNSTABLE LOAD was awarded his 100th Run T-Shirt.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 1

HARBOR WHORE - Wanker of the Week

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~