Under menacing skies THE WIZARD called in the hares and only NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER and WANK-KING'S WANKER came in to tell us about the start of the run. The pack started off just as the rain began to fall. The trail zig zagged trough the bush between the highway and the causeway.
Most of the pack turned right and headed for home when the trail emerged onto the road near the causeway. The runners went left, eventually running out of trail and returning via the causeway. First runners in were SEAL SUCKER, PHANTOM and BHPC.
Back at the run site NECROPHILIA was cooking up a batch of hot dogs all the way from California (courtesy of TEASPOON) which was followed by Pork Ribs served up by SQUEEZE and Co.
THE WIZARD called for the circle to form and the hares were duly put on ice. Some comments on the run: DIRT LOONEY - Too long, not enough dogs; LIBERACE - Can't remember; SEAL SUCKER - Over Achieved. A comment was made that more hash signs would have been appreciated - EMPEROR AIRHEAD response was that he barely got the bread. G.I. JOE made the ribs. SPAG HEAD's contribution, moral support. DIRT LOONEY gave the first note for the hares. Nosh - rated very good.
FREE WILLY came in the circle to run the Raffle with the prizes including a watch donated by COLONEL CORNHOLE and three Budweiser beers donated by the Americans. Nine deserving winners included TEASPOON who won chocolates two weeks in a row.
THE WIZARD called the hares back on ice plus CIA for a quiz on all things American. Three questions were asked of each hasher with the loser to end up in the bucket. EMPEROR AIRHEAD got three loaded questions with the third one being a choice of A and B. A) What is the number of pairs of breeding bald eagles in the US? B) What is the latin name for the American bald eagle. Answer: Haliaetus Leucocephalus. Of course this meant EMPEROR AIRHEAD ended up in the bucket. RSB gave a note.
The hares were asked to sing a song and AIRHEAD responded by leading a rendition of "The One-Eyed Trouser Snake". THE WIZARD then called in three hashers at a time in a quiz based on American Collegiate Year Book Awards. Some categories included: Most likely to have a sex changes op. Most likely to become a mass murderer.
By the a process of elimination three became two and two became one.
The final two standing were RSB and HARBOUR WHORE. HARBOUR WHORE won the popular vote and was declared the winner. Certainly a crowd pleaser.
The GM handed the circle to WANK-KING'S WANKER who handed out the awards. NA HEE MAN - 50 run shirt and CIA - 50 run shirt. THE WIZARD gave a down down to WANK-KING'S WANKER for 20 hared runs and NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER for 10 hared runs.
RAT VON KIEL called the Englishmen into the circle on a Soccer related charge. A suspicious packet of white powder was presented to THE WIZARD.
THE WIZARD's "Wanker of the Week" Award. LIBERACE was called into the circle as reigning "Wanker of the Week". Last week LIBERACE went 5 kms on a 400 metre walk and got lost. He had phoned in his location to WANK-KING'S WANKER as being close to a tapioca field. ARSE-HOLEO was put on the ice for talking in the circle. The candidates for this week: LIBERACE, NA HEE MAN, and CANNONBALL for indulging in coffee, tea and toast on a bar crawl on the Dark Side. CANNONBALL was declared the winner.
THE WIZARD called in LORD CHICKEN FUCKER to run the circle. BURL IVES was called in, however, he had already left. All the hashers under the tent followed by all the hashers with umbrellas followed by all the hashers in rain ponchos were called in to sit on the ice. A down down was given.
B.B. was put on ice and offered the choice of a song or a joke. He responded with a song - "Singing in the Rain". Appropriate for the night. The Belgians were called to sit on the ice as they were playing in the World Cup tonight - The Belgians won 3-2 over Japan!!!
THE WIZARD took over the circle again. As the rain showed no sign of easing up, the final twelve down downs were taken followed by a rendition of the Hash Hymn. The site was packed up - thanks to all the hashers who helped VV to load up the vehicle and the baht buses departed for town.
On On was at Nicky's Bar where a lively crowd enjoyed the nosh of sweet and sour chicken and rice. Special mention to POCKET SOCKET and LIBERACE who looked after COLONEL CORNHOLE's children whilst a motor cycle taxi gave him a 200 baht tour of Pattaya. COLONEL CORNHOLE had exited the hash baht bus 500 metres up Soi Bua Khao from Nicky's looking for a place to have a piss.
The rain had finally stopped.
Total Hashers This Week - 74
Hashers Present Last Week - 48
3 Carol Normanton; 158 ANTIQUE; 302 ARSE-HOLEO; 655 BALL RINGER; 436 BELL END; 174 BEN 10; 234 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 222 BILLION SUCKER; 32 CANNONBALL; 52 CIA; 158 CRAPPER; 144 DIRT LOONEY; 45 DREGS; 565 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1449 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 687 G.I. JOE; 353 GANGREEN; 77 HARBOR WHORE; 752 LADY FLIPPER; 401 LIBERACE; 481 LONE WOLF; 91 MASTER CHEF; 81 MAYO QUEEN; 242 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 108 PHANTOM; 83 PINK DOLPHIN; 110 POCKET SOCKET; 133 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 66 PSYCHODELIC; 94 RAT VON KIEL; 65 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 264 SEAL SUCKER; 91 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 99 SIMONE EBOLA; 747 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 774 SIR FREE WILLY; 779 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 934 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 22 SPLINTER DICK; 490 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 16 TEASPOON; 96 TELLY TUBBY; 29 THE COUNT; 98 THE WIZARD; 246 TWO TIME; 394 VELCRO DICK; 868 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 389 WANK-KING'S WANKER;
Returners - 22
255 ANAL BREADFRUIT; 113 B. B.; 47 BOB SNOT HERE; 154 BURL IVES; 148 COLONEL CORNHOLE; 10 CRACKLE; 342 FUCK THE TRUTH; 822 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 38 GING GANG GOOLIES; 30 JACK WOW; 130 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 1094 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 153 MISS USE ME; 796 MRS. HEAD; 51 NA HEE MAN; 193 PINKABOO; 10 POP; 288 REAR GUNNER; 118 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 25 SLUG; 462 TAMPAX; 111 UNSTABLE LOAD;
Visitors - 5
1 Sommai Phimpakdee - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
3 FESTERING DRAG QUEEN - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
8 Gene Parisa - Bangkok Thursday Hash, Thailand
25 SLUG - Gladstone Hash, Australia
10 SNAP - Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
SLUG having completed 25 PH3 runs is now a full member.
Virgins - 0
~ none this week ~
Leavers - 4
Carol Normanton; ANTIQUE; HARBOR WHORE; KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR;
Anniversaries - 4
WANK-KING'S WANKER was congratulated for 20 Hared Runs.
NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER was congratulated for 10 Hared Runs.
CIA was awarded his 50th Run T-Shirt.
NA HEE MAN was awarded his 50th Run T-Shirt.
Hash Naming Events - 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners - 1
CANNONBALL - Wanker of the Week
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~