A very strange day out... After the "Blood Red" Moon eclipse on Early Monday morning, I knew that today would go down in our History !
Celebrating the longest Monday Hash Marriage at 34 years, we were all happy to wish the WILLY Family many more.... They are indispensable to things running smoothly, and allowing us to drink cheap beer. The Love struck couple met in Pattaya in 1965. She was the innocent girl selling coconuts on the beach: he was robbing 7-11's..... Married in just 90 days, she moved to dingy, cold England to live on fish and chips. Eventually the lovers moved back to Pattaya and have helped our Hash immensely for over 16 years!
The run today was on a windswept archipelago hidden from view on the sea. As the waves crashed and the wind howled, WILLY pointed In a general direction and the pack was off!
The Beer Hunters settled in to a Thai family bar on the beach and we were delighted to see the family had an enormous pig as a pet . Bigger than WILLY, but not as dangerous, it was like a 200 kilo dog. As the pig wagged it's tail and ate crisps the front runners came by, shouting, "No Paper!". That was what the Beer Hunters were waiting for, and remembering the Grand Master's new rules opened their beer cans before carrying them back to NIGHTRIDER's camp.
A very good attempt by WILLY and FLIPPER, but some swine stole the paper! The Raffle was tense as the girls battled the rest of the circle for the stuffed seal fluffy toy....
Hares iced again ... but the ice had disappeared !! The lovely Sasha from England entertained us, just coming from hashing in Japan ....the crowd went wild when they found out her hash name was "BARBIE" !
CHICKEN FUCKER, a Hashing National Treasure, stepped in to give the English a hard time. Asking tough questions, but always with lots of humour.....
A lame hares song and off to celebrate at Nicky's Bar. A great Hash Bar for Real Hashers....
On-On! Sir RSB and Emperor Airhead
Total Hashers This Week - 49
Hashers Present Last Week - 40
161 ANTIQUE; 659 BALL RINGER; 440 BELL END; 178 BEN 10; 50 BOB SNOT HERE; 158 BURL IVES; 6 CHERRY BLOSSOM; 148 DIRT LOONEY; 569 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1453 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 691 G.I. JOE; 357 GANGREEN; 826 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 153 GOLDEN RIVET; 132 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 756 LADY FLIPPER; 405 LIBERACE; 484 LONE WOLF; 1098 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 184 LOST CAUSE; 95 MASTER CHEF; 85 MAYO QUEEN; 226 MENTAL DISORDER; 157 MISS USE ME; 246 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 111 PHANTOM; 87 PINK DOLPHIN; 69 PISS POORER; 98 RAT VON KIEL; 268 SEAL SUCKER; 95 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 751 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 778 SIR FREE WILLY; 783 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 19 SPEEDO PETE; 465 TAMPAX; 102 THE WIZARD; 398 VELCRO DICK; 872 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 393 WANK-KING'S WANKER;
Returners - 2
492 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 114 UNSTABLE LOAD;
Visitors - 7
14 SHITHEAD - Canberra Hash, Australia
22 CRYSTAL - Mackay Hash, Australia
24 NINJA PRINCESS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 HARD ON - Phuket Hash, Thailand
1 HUM YAI - Phuket Hash, Thailand
4 BABY POWDER - Taunton H3, UK
1 BARBIE - Taunton H3, UK
Virgins - 0
~ none this week ~
Leavers - 2
ANTIQUE; CHERRY BLOSSOM;
Anniversaries - 1
BOB SNOT HERE was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.
Hash Naming Events - 1
Carol Normanton was given the New Hash Name CHERRY BLOSSOM.
Saints and Sinners - 1
BABY POWDER - Wanker of the Week
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~