PH3 Run 1798 Scribe
Show Scribe Report by Mr Potato Head
Circle started 18:14 with MENTAL DISORDER immediately putting TRY-A-FUCK on ice for losing his hat.
Hares MAYO QUEEN, RAT VON KIEL and HARBOR WHORE on ice while general bullshit about the run was carried out.
Beer Hunters report was delivered by SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD. Five Hunters where successful in their quest for the amber fluid. Welcome back to NURSE RATSHIT.
Now for the highlight of the night FREE WILLY's fantastic Raffle, 8 prizes were up for grabs.
HELIX on ice with GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, RSB and LORD CHICKEN FUCKER while there was a brief tale about the origins of PH3. GANGREEN and GI JOE on ice in place of LOST CAUSE and MASTER CHEF for assisting the GM in his hour of need after hurting his back at the gym.
CHICKEN FUCKER's circle who rabbited on about something with the aid of WANK-KING'S WANKER. BALL RINGER on ice and had the piss pulled out of him for having another kid.
There were two Belgians, KATOY EXPRESS and Min Becu, on ice and welcomed. She was given the Hash Name MINI MAO. SPEEDO PETE on ice then into the bucket.
MENTAL DISORDER's circle. Hash Crash of the week goes to SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE who fell and hurt her wrist. BANANAS sits in the bucket for SOG. NURSE RATSHIT in bucket for talking in circle.
WANK-KING'S WANKER circle. Congratulations to RAT VON KIEL for completing 100 runs and receives a purple PH3 shirt. LIPOVITAMIN
receivers of her 5 hare hat.
GM circle. LORD CHICKEN FUCKER congratulated on his 1100 runs, he talked briefly about the old days of PH3.
THE WIZARD's circle. Happy Birthday to BANANAS for his 70th. SPEEDO PETE and BOLLYWOOD in the bucket. BOLLYWOOD was heard to say, “Hurry up my pussy is dying in the bucket". YANKY CRANK on ice for eating NURSE RATSHIT's chips. CRAPPER on ice because it was his turn.
GM circle. RAT VON KIEL entertained the circle with a song.
On-On! Mr Potato Head