91 runners I was told. High season coming and they are starting to show up (including me after 6 months in Canada). Lots of old timers who I haven't seen in years including TEENY WEENY, FERRY QUEEN, SUPERVIRGIN, KATOY MAGNET, TESTICLES, PROFESSOR PINKY, FOWL FUCKER, and STEAK MAN who brought along a 1988 Hash sheet which will be attached here somewhere.
Hares UNSTABLE LOAD and family laid out a 4 km and a 8 1/2 km run to suit all abilities, as well as the increasingly popular Beer Hunters run led on by the charging REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD. The run was well laid out, most of it being in shade through oil palm plantations with lots of nice scenery and of course it's rainy season so everything was green. Food was supplied by the hares after the run, probably why the large turnout. They say it was good but I'll never know cause I missed the short run turnoff and ended coming in last on the long run so, as the Filipinos say, there was WALLA food left.
RIP and moment of silence for hasher GERMAN KUNT KISSER by STUPID KRAUT KUNT, just a young guy who had a motorcycle accident last week.
Also RIP this week from cancer was THUMPER of the La Union Hash in the Philippines who had around 1000 runs there and was very well liked.
Another amazing circle by EMPEROR AIRHEAD, we just keep taking him for granted, don't we? 450 runs for BELL END.
Numerous icings, the Norways, the Canadians, the English, the Belgiums and the Americans who could not escape the Trump jokes and testimony of witnesses that a bunch of US Navy women were observed barhopping, all of them in the 120kg range. DIRT LOONEY wanted to sit with the English but they wouldn't have him.
LORD CHICKEN FUCKER wrote some Down Down songs earlier in the day, all involving genitalia which he cheerfully sang whenever he got the chance.
All in all, another great PH3 Hash run, lots of friends coming together and lots of beer..........
On-On! Kee Mah
Total Hashers This Week - 92
Hashers Present Last Week - 51
4 Wachiraphon Khansanthia; 669 BALL RINGER; 450 BELL END; 188 BEN 10; 156 BENGT POTATO; 167 BURL IVES; 42 CANNONBALL; 167 CRAPPER; 159 DIRT LOONEY; 234 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 579 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1459 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 65 FERRY QUEEN; 175 FLYING FINN; 11 FRENCH KISS; 702 G.I. JOE; 367 GANGREEN; 837 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 48 GING GANG GOOLIES; 39 JACK WOW; 767 LADY FLIPPER; 502 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 414 LIBERACE; 1108 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 104 MASTER CHEF; 92 MAYO QUEEN; 166 MISS USE ME; 150 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 97 PINK DOLPHIN; 118 POCKET SOCKET; 141 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 290 REAR GUNNER; 8 SAMBA LA BAMBA; 73 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 278 SEAL SUCKER; 104 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 109 SIMONE EBOLA; 762 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 789 SIR FREE WILLY; 794 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 13 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 91 STREET CLEANER; 245 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 475 TAMPAX; 37 THE COUNT; 113 THE WIZARD; 259 TWO TIME; 409 VELCRO DICK; 883 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 404 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 64 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;
Returners - 33
3 Jean Cladios; 2 Duang Jai; 2 Graham Quinn; 5 Philip Schmauder; 60 ARSE BANDIT; 238 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 98 CASPER; 130 COO COO COP; 404 FOWL FUCKER; 170 FUZZY LURE; 162 GOLDEN RIVET; 205 JACKAL; 23 KATOY MAGNET; 243 KEE MAH; 193 LOST CAUSE; 197 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 233 MENTAL DISORDER; 28 MOHAMMED HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER; 27 NINJA PRINCESS; 120 PHANTOM; 81 PINKY; 223 RUBBER DICK; 108 SCOOBIE DOO; 27 SPEEDO PETE; 125 SPERM POLLUTER; 206 STEPTOE; 45 SUPERVIRGIN; 395 TEENY WEENY; 102 TELLY TUBBY; 83 TESTICLES; 161 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 234 TURD BURGLAR; 118 UNSTABLE LOAD;
Visitors - 7
1 T-STICK - Unknown Hash
7 STEAKMAN - Auckland Hash, New Zealand
12 WHOREDINI - Gold Coast Hash, Australia
3 DIRTY PUSSY - Maputo Hash
14 TV - Pattaya Full Moon H3, Thailand
22 NOISY QUEEN - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
20 SILENT PRINCESS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
Virgins - 1
Leavers - 0
~ none this week ~
Anniversaries - 2
BELL END was congratulated for her 450th Run with PH3.
PAPRIKA SMILEY was congratulated for his 150th Run with PH3.
Hash Naming Events - 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners - 2
ARSE BANDIT - Hash Trash - Left shirt and sunglasses at A-Site.
UNSTABLE LOAD Hash Trash - Left the Hash sign at his A-site.
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~