Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1808
The Halloween Run
Monday, October 29th 2018

Hares:
KAM, Teeny Weeny, General Kidney Wiper and Dog Licks Its Dick
Map to Run 1808 A-Site
Scribe:   No More Cum
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   98
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°57'28.64"N   101°2'14.28"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
no-ghosts.pngHares:
KAM, Teeny Weeny, General Kidney Wiper and Dog Licks Its Dick
Scribe:   No More Cum
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   98
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°57'28.64"N   101°2'14.28"E
Map to Run 1808 A-Site
Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site over causeway
Download Google Earth .kmz file

77 Run Photos This Week

77 Thumbnails for Run    (clickme)

Scribe Report by No More Cum   (clickme)


Having been away from Pattaya on a distant island for the last 6 months, I was caught out by the fact that it was the Halloween Run, or I might have made more effort to be ghoulish. As some of the regular hashers are generally so scary anyway, it promised to be a frightfully good day out.

The formalities of the first circle included myself and my sommelier friend Ella, who I had lent a new pair of shoes, in order to save her nice trainers from a muddy baptism. I’m so gallant, you know.

I set off full of optimism to do the long run leaving my Ukrainian virgin to cope with the walkers trail. However, less than 300 metres into it, I felt a pull in my left calf and ended up walking the long trail instead of keeping the FRB's company. It was mostly a nice shady trail through the trees and a welcome return to the tropics.

VV’s culinary delights now include Belgian frikadelle. They will pinch anything, but I’m not complaining.

With the hares sat on the ice, we all got a good look at their bright orange run shirts complete with ghouls and bats, etc. The general consensus seemed to be one of appreciation and, judging by reports, the locals seemed glad to finally get a run without the rain playing some part in proceedings.

The raffle included the usual array of prizes with everything from booze to biscuits and stuffed elephants. The latter prize helped to complete the ménage a trois for Ella and me. Unusually, there were no prizes with sexual connotations. Is SFW cleaning up his act? Surely not!

The GM, however, did not let us down. He predictably targeted me and my virgin for some ice time with plenty of sexual innuendo based around the borrowed shoes issue.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD did his usual summing up of the hares’ performance and concluded that they had done a good job, although they were somewhat weak on costume to reflect the run theme. He promptly dovetailed this into the competition proper, which was split into male and female sections, with 2 rewards in each. How generous we are these days!

The male section was won by a dodgy-looking Muslim in a shiny mask and a wizard. While we all knew who was under the latter, not so may guessed it was LCF in Islamic mode. They saw off competition from a gay-looking Scot and a dubious-looking vampire.

The girls were far more inventive, presenting the best efforts in recent memory. Competition was fierce and the voting was tight, but eventually it was decided that DUCHESS TADPOLE and another had triumphed.

With the GM back in the circle, we knew what to expect. He had noticed some sexual frolicking on the sidelines and demanded a repeat striptease from SAMBA LA BAMBA and Chi for all our benefits.

W-KW now took the stage to present hare rewards to KAM and FERRY QUEEN, who had amassed totals of 20 and 5 respectively.

It was LCF’s turn in the circle and I was already loosening my trousers. He referred back to his UK visit this year and how he had stayed with me for a couple of weeks. Having had the chance to check out the house, he was convinced that he had found a message on CUM YAK YAK's wall suggesting that she would like him to be her sugar daddy. Sacha, or Slasher, as he likes to call her, has far better taste, like her Dad. With the mention of the demise of my car on the Nürburgring, GASMAN suggested I now be referred to as NO MORE CAR.

Having first confirmed that DIRT LOONEY was wearing nothing under his kilt, the GM now brought 3 girls into the circle, including LOST CAUSE, Ella and another requesting us to decide what they all had in common. I, along with most others, thought it was something to do with big tits. Apparently, short hair was the correct answer. Really?

THE WIZARD iced SAMBA LA BAMBA, Chi and Ella for sitting down without permission and then took the Americans to task for forcing Halloween on the rest of us. He kept us further amused by a series of jokes.

The GM finally iced all the Belgians and told a story about Muslim robbers.

Before we could murder the Hash Hymn, the hares had us repeating the "Sex Is Boring….." refrain.

Nicky's was the Hash Bar tonight and we thank Debbie and her staff for their continued support and tolerance.

On-On!  No More Cum


Run Stats Report Showing PH3 Runs    (clickme)

Total Runners This Week - 98

Hashers Present Last Week - 60

6 Wachiraphon Khansanthia; 62 ARSE BANDIT; 92 ARSE VAN HOLE; 169 BURL IVES; 242 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 169 CRAPPER; 161 DIRT LOONEY; 236 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 1461 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 67 FERRY QUEEN; 177 FLYING FINN; 13 FRENCH KISS; 369 GANGREEN; 48 GAS MAN; 839 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 37 GIGGLE TITS; 164 GOLDEN RIVET; 8 I MAU; 41 JACK WOW; 207 JACKAL; 245 KEE MAH; 769 LADY FLIPPER; 504 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 416 LIBERACE; 494 LONE WOLF; 1110 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 195 LOST CAUSE; 97 LOVE BOAT; 94 MAYO QUEEN; 199 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 235 MENTAL DISORDER; 168 MISS USE ME; 15 MOHAMMED THE SMILING NORWEGIAN; 39 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 29 OUT OF ORDER; 122 PHANTOM; 99 PINK DOLPHIN; 196 PINKABOO; 37 PISS ON IT; 120 POCKET SOCKET; 292 REAR GUNNER; 10 SAMBA LA BAMBA; 75 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 111 SIMONE EBOLA; 764 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 791 SIR FREE WILLY; 796 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 15 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 29 SPEEDO PETE; 477 TAMPAX; 39 THE COUNT; 115 THE WIZARD; 15 TICKLE ME PINK; 163 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 16 TV; 120 UNSTABLE LOAD; 411 VELCRO DICK; 885 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 406 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 66 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 31

76 BEETROOT HEAD; 239 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 55 BOB SNOT HERE; 135 CAMEL HUMPER; 43 CANNONBALL; 129 DEL BOY; 125 DESERT SCORPION; 351 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 580 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 9 FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG; 171 FUZZY LURE; 703 G.I. JOE; 49 GING GANG GOOLIES; 87 HARBOR WHORE; 47 HEIFER DUST; 26 HOBBIT; 133 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 105 MASTER CHEF; 803 MRS. HEAD; 253 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 238 NO MORE CUM; 151 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 109 RAT VON KIEL; 224 RUBBER DICK; 105 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 941 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 29 SLUG; 7 SNAKE SNACK; 396 TEENY WEENY; 103 TELLY TUBBY; 260 TWO TIME;

Visitors - 3

1 Jason Hopcroft - Pattaya Full Moon H3, Thailand
1 Adam Hopcroft - Pattaya Full Moon H3, Thailand
1 Kristine Lacang - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 4

Pawanee Motha; Anulak Shandabao; Timothy Spear; Eleonara Voronkova;

Leavers - 3

FERRY QUEEN; MENSTRUAL DISORDER; SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE;

Anniversaries - 2

KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR was congraulated for 20 Hared Runs.
FERRY QUEEN was awarded his 5 Hared Runs Hat.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 2

LIBERACE - Hash Crash - Went down when the tug-of-war ran him over.
SAMBA LA BAMBA - Wanker of the Week

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday MENTAL DISORDER - 2 November.