It's good to be back in Pattaya for the Monday Run after hashing on the Pattaya Monkey 4th Outstation Run in the Philippines. A fun day was had by all that attended. October is a good month to be in that neck of the woods as every weekend is a Anniversary Run for four different hash kennels, So don't forget to sign up early for 2019.
The baht bus arrives at a familiar A-Site, about a month ago GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, DREGGS and I hared a run from here but mostly on the other side of the road.
G M MENTAL calls first circle to get the show on the trail so to speak. SPERM POLLUTER gets to drink a nice cold Chang beer on a rather hot afternoon from his new shoes, he mumbles under his breath that hopefully they will be fast enough to beat SEAL SUCKER. Wrong.
The hares are called in to explain the trail. LCF, PHANTOM, TAMPAX and SIR FREE WILLY. TAMPAX looking a bit like Lady Ga Ga with a microphone wrapped around his head as he explains the trail at least four times to the idiots not listening. And he also mentioned tampax are on special next month, no strings attached, just for the xmas period .
We head out on trail in the blistering heat - so much for it getting cooler in November. To our surprise after a couple simple checks we start winding up a mountain then we go down a mountain then we went up a mountain then we go around a mountain. Unbelievable. It was more like a bush run than a Monday affair.
The run was nick-named Broke Back Mountain due to the fact SFW broke the back of the Elephant that had to hump him up down and all around. For such a tough trail. No one of any importance got lost.
Back at the A-Site the circle is called to disorder and being 5th November there is a Guy Fawkes theme and the hares explain he was one of many that tried to blow up Parliament centuries ago. The Chinky's really loved him because they sell billions $$$ of fireworks to the nutters that let them off.
G.M MENTAL calls the circle and SIR FREE WILLY's Raffle is a great success with many hashers gleeful with their elaborate and expensive prizes.
Virgin De Meat Tree from Greece is welcomed. Awards are dished out. TWINKLE DICK is iced as he is back from Gay U.S.A. NO MORE CUM is iced for girlfriend's husband going down on him, SPERM POLLUTER wished he was the husband.
TAMPAX starts the band up and sings a nice song all the cracks can dance to and enjoy.
Whoosh up goes the Guy a spectacular show, GI JOE gets a fright and has to change his diapers. A good day was had by all.
BURL IVES sings hare song, down downs drunk.
On-On! Seal Sucker
Total Hashers This Week - 90
Hashers Present Last Week - 67
2 Anulak Shandabao; 63 ARSE BANDIT; 93 ARSE VAN HOLE; 77 BEETROOT HEAD; 240 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 170 BURL IVES; 136 CAMEL HUMPER; 44 CANNONBALL; 170 CRAPPER; 126 DESERT SCORPION; 162 DIRT LOONEY; 237 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 581 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1462 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 10 FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG; 178 FLYING FINN; 14 FRENCH KISS; 172 FUZZY LURE; 704 G.I. JOE; 370 GANGREEN; 49 GAS MAN; 840 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 38 GIGGLE TITS; 50 GING GANG GOOLIES; 165 GOLDEN RIVET; 88 HARBOR WHORE; 48 HEIFER DUST; 9 I MAU; 42 JACK WOW; 770 LADY FLIPPER; 505 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 417 LIBERACE; 495 LONE WOLF; 1111 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 196 LOST CAUSE; 98 LOVE BOAT; 95 MAYO QUEEN; 236 MENTAL DISORDER; 169 MISS USE ME; 16 MOHAMMED THE SMILING NORWEGIAN; 40 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 254 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 239 NO MORE CUM; 30 OUT OF ORDER; 123 PHANTOM; 100 PINK DOLPHIN; 38 PISS ON IT; 121 POCKET SOCKET; 110 RAT VON KIEL; 112 SIMONE EBOLA; 765 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 792 SIR FREE WILLY; 797 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 8 SNAKE SNACK; 16 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 30 SPEEDO PETE; 478 TAMPAX; 104 TELLY TUBBY; 40 THE COUNT; 116 THE WIZARD; 16 TICKLE ME PINK; 261 TWO TIME; 121 UNSTABLE LOAD; 412 VELCRO DICK; 886 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 407 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 67 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;
Returners - 21
5 Jean Acladios; 671 BALL RINGER; 92 BANANAS; 452 BELL END; 190 BEN 10; 100 CASPER; 76 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 43 CROW FUCKER; 54 DREGGS; 35 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 37 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 36 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 11 HURTS HER VAGINA; 146 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 54 NA HEE MAN; 143 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 17 REAL OLD; 279 SEAL SUCKER; 41 SHE'S THE BOSS; 127 SPERM POLLUTER; 31 TWINKLE DICK;
Visitors - 0
~ none this week ~
Virgins - 2
Baecu Lunven; Dmitri Petridenas;
Leavers - 2
ARSE VAN HOLE; VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR;
Anniversaries - 4
PHANTOM was congratulated for 5 PH3 Hared Runs
CASPER was congratulated for 100 PH3 Runs.
PINK DOLPHIN was congratulated for 100 PH3 Runs.
GING GANG GOOLIES was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.
Hash Naming Events - 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners - 2
SIR FREE WILLY - Hash Trash - Left paint cans and a bag of paper while laying trail.
WANK-KING'S WANKER - Hash Trash - Left bag on A-Site last week.
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~