The PH3 converge on a Mega A site large enough for a Inter Hash just off the Siam Country Club road. Luckily no strong sun as no shade.
The first circle was brought together with music being made by the Scottish Choir. This led the GM THE WIZARD in to a Music Quiz with GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER and SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD predictably in the Bucket.
I was surprised we had a run as VV was laid out on top of the Bus Saturday. But such a Hardy Veteran managed to get paper out. So the Hares who gave us clues as what to expect but no distances. The runners where away first with the walkers following.
Having followed on a Dusty Dirt Road we found what looked like a split and I waved goodbye to the runners. It was then on through a Cattle Ranch in the Trees with a anxious farmer looking on. Everybody walked, and with SPEEDO PETE missing there was no stampede. The walk then progressed at a steady pace back to the Beer Truck. I noticed that one of the virgins took a phone call from ARSE BANDIT to ask if she was OK. Not a problem I was looking after her.
Once the runners were back in, the VV Barbecue was in full swing and Beer and softies were been demolished. GM THE WIZARD called the second circle together and had problems keeping GING GANG GOOLIES under control as he had a bottle of Jagmeister offering tasters.
SIR FREE WILLY then took the circle for his magic Goodies Raffle which he gets off the back of a wagon weekly. I believe the lucky winners went something like this: POCKET SOCKET - Tigger without friends, RUNNING DEER - Belgium Chocs, LIBERACE - Wall Clock, SPEEDO PETE - Box Chocolates, TICKLE ME PINK - Wine, THE WIZARD - Vodka, TELLY TUBBY - Hash Rag selection, DUCHESS TADPOLE - Whiskey, RAMPANT RABBIT - Candy, LADY FLIPPER - got SIR FREE WILLY again, and GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Some Box or other.
With WANK-KING'S WANKER supposedly hospitalized after LONE WOLF's Birthday Party it was SIR FREE WILEY who stepped in to do the awards. PINK DOLPHIN - 100 Runs, MENSTRUAL DISORDER - 200 Runs, and SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - 800 Runs.
Our Famous International RA EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes over going back to properly thank the ladies for under terrible conditions continued to smile on their Loy Krathong Run. It was hard to get them all in to the circle as DUCHESS TADPOLE was hosting a Gin Palace gathering! We had a visiting RA PUSSY DRIVER from the Bahrain Black Hash who wanted to take over the circle. AIRHEAD could reminisce of when he was also in the Desert. The PUSSY DRIVER failed to impress when he could not do a Beaver Down Down on ice. Instead it went down as Beer abuse and Wimp trick.
The ever popular MOHAMED THE SMILING NORWEGIAN had been asking for a name change which he was duly re-christened the SMILING NORWEGIAN.
AIRHEAD went back in to reminiscing with KARAMBA about when AIRHEAD was up for anything. I remember when he as a FRB and now he still is to the BEER HUNTERS abode. It was all good Fun with talk of Base Jumping, Car Crashes, Plane crashes and the Masons.
Not least we have the nasty Norwegian SCAR W/2TS. He did not have much time this week but managed to catch 2 Hashers busy on their phones instead of enjoying the circle. They were put on ice and all they could say to questioning was Ha Ha. Sorry I do not know there names so will call them Team HA HA. MONGOOSER was caught without a Hash Shirt and the squealer got them both in the Bucket.
LORD CHICKEN FUCKER came to the circle to give us a full oral and visible description on how he got lost with a virgin the previous week. Just like he was in the Jungle again he ran around like a Headless Chicken calling to be saved by the Big G up in the sky. Amazingly the Virgin MICHAEL came back to the Hash this week. Good on Ya.
Total Hashers This Week - 97
Hashers Present Last Week - 65
2 Dave Davis; 2 Mato Gruden; 8 Wachiraphon Khansanthia; 2 Michael Nathsdale; 164 ANTIQUE; 65 ARSE BANDIT; 674 BALL RINGER; 80 BEETROOT HEAD; 455 BELL END; 193 BEN 10; 5 BLING; 57 BOB SNOT HERE; 173 BURL IVES; 47 CANNONBALL; 9 CHERRY BLOSSOM; 173 CRAPPER; 45 CROW FUCKER; 165 DIRT LOONEY; 584 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1465 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 181 FLYING FINN; 16 FRENCH KISS; 707 G.I. JOE; 373 GANGREEN; 843 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 53 GING GANG GOOLIES; 168 GOLDEN RIVET; 38 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 39 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 65 HOI WAN; 14 HURTS HER VAGINA; 67 IRREGULAR PERIOD; 773 LADY FLIPPER; 507 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 420 LIBERACE; 1114 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 199 LOST CAUSE; 101 LOVE BOAT; 107 MASTER CHEF; 98 MAYO QUEEN; 172 MISS USE ME; 257 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 154 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 35 PAROU PAROU; 126 PHANTOM; 124 POCKET SOCKET; 12 SAMBA LA BAMBA; 44 SHE'S THE BOSS; 107 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 115 SIMONE EBOLA; 795 SIR FREE WILLY; 800 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 34 SLEAZY; 19 SMILING NORGWEGIAN; 18 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 33 SPEEDO PETE; 209 STEPTOE; 481 TAMPAX; 107 TELLY TUBBY; 119 THE WIZARD; 19 TICKLE ME PINK; 264 TWO TIME; 415 VELCRO DICK; 888 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 70 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;
Returners - 22
16 BABY DEE; 182 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 353 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 56 DREGGS; 57 FINGERLESS; 174 FUZZY LURE; 309 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 160 HONEY BEAR; 209 JACKAL; 327 KARAMBA; 200 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 804 MRS. HEAD; 102 PINK DOLPHIN; 197 PINKABOO; 294 REAR GUNNER; 28 RUNNING DEER; 282 SCAR W/2TS; 767 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 942 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 58 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 93 STREET CLEANER; 41 THE COUNT;
Visitors - 7
1 ONE RUNG - Bahrain Black Hash, Bahrain
2 Kristine Lacang - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Pen Pritchard - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
22 SMOKEY'S NANNY Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 BANGUS - Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
2 RAMPANT RABBIT - Phuket Hash, Thailand
10 YANKY CRANK - Tampa Bay Hash, USA
Virgins - 3
Pete Jordan; Wanpen Mangkarakeeree; Thongsin Sin;
Leavers - 1
Anniversaries - 3
SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD was congratulated for completing 800 PH3 Runs.
MENSTRUAL DISORDER was congratulated for completing 200 PH3 Runs,
PINK DOLPHIN was awarded her 100th Run Hat.
Hash Naming Events - 1
Patrick Bertilsson was renamed SMILING NORGWEGIAN.
Saints and Sinners - 1
SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR - Hash Trash - Left hash bum belt at the A-Site last week.
Birthdays - 0
~ coming soon ~