Pattaya H3

Latest PH3 Run 1813
Monday, December 3rd 2018

Hares:
Unstable Load and Smokey Trucky Fucky
Map to Run 1813 A-Site
Scribe:   Home Brew
Hash Flash:   Dirt Looney and Jack Wow
Runners:   82
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler
GPS:   12°49'13.33"N   100°59'8.78"E
Download Google Earth .kmz filePhoenix CC Road - 8.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
green-foot-120.pngHares:
Unstable Load and Smokey Trucky Fucky
Scribe:   Home Brew
Hash Flash:   Dirt Looney and Jack Wow
Runners:   82
On-On Bar:  Blue Heeler
GPS:   12°49'13.33"N   100°59'8.78"E
Map to Run 1813 A-Site
Phoenix CC Road - 8.4 km from Sukhumvit - S side
Download Google Earth .kmz file

72 Run Photos This Week

72 Thumbnails for Run    (clickme)

Scribe Report by Home Brew   (clickme)


Well, today's special event was an end of year's Awards ceremony conducted by (Acting) GM THE WIZARD for Under Achievers. There is certainly no shortage of candidates in any of the following categories but THE WIZARD had kindly produced short lists to ease the duration of the proceedings.......
1 "You wouldn't know they were here". Nominees - CRAPPER, SHE'S THE BOSS, PHANTOM. Winner - CRAPPER.
2 "Doesn't know what's going on". Nominees - CRAPPER, ARSE BANDIT, GING GANG GOOLIES, WANK-KING'S WANKER. Winner - WANK-KING'S WANKER.
3 "Incorrigible short cutters". Nominees GI JOE, TAMPAX. Winner - TAMPAX.
4 "Serial misbehavers in Circle". Nominees - BOB A GOB, SIMONE EBOLA), WANK-KING'S WANKER. Winner - BOB A GOB.
5 "Hasn't learnt a down down song". Winner - UNSTABLE LOAD.
6 "Biggest p---- head in Hash". Nominees - FLYING FINN, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, DIRT LOONEY. Winner - REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD.
7 "Winner of winners"- BOB A GOB, who in an emotional ceremony, received his award from the previous incumbent LORD CHICKEN FUCKER.

Previously, in the Circle there were plenty of comments to the Hares, after being invited in by THE WIZARD, about both the A Site and the Trail. In a word, GRADIENTS, and severity of same with references to cessation of breathing, heart attacks and other minor ailments .... SPERM POLLUTER noted even the Beer Truck was parked up on a hill. The author experienced additionally a lengthy tapioca field section which stretched out the runners and meant x2 FRB's, one of whom was SPEEDO PETE, could not be overhauled on the On In. Look forward to next time guys!

EMPEROR AIRHEAD continued the GRADIENT theme observing that the Beer Truck above the Ice was unchocked, thereby threatening the iced Hares! However the Ice itself had been leveled, avoiding the alternative prospect of the Hares riding the Ice down the slope and into the helpless Circle members gathered below.....
Moving on, other themes of the day covered verbosity (FLYING FINN), raconteurs (GING GANG GOOLIES, REAL OLD, SHIT ON MY SHIRT, awards (BELL END, LOST CAUSE), visitors (SCREAMING SEMEN, SCREAMING FOR SEMEN), cricket (SPERM POLLUTER), soccer (NO MORE CUM) and, in a grand finale..... CENSORED (for some of the audience at least!)

See you next time- keep on hashing.

On-On!  Home Brew


Run Stats Report Showing PH3 Runs    (clickme)

Total Runners This Week - 82

Hashers Present Last Week - 60

3 Dave Davis; 2 Thongsin Sin; 165 ANTIQUE; 66 ARSE BANDIT; 675 BALL RINGER; 81 BEETROOT HEAD; 456 BELL END; 194 BEN 10; 58 BOB SNOT HERE; 174 BURL IVES; 48 CANNONBALL; 174 CRAPPER; 46 CROW FUCKER; 166 DIRT LOONEY; 354 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 57 DREGGS; 585 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1466 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 58 FINGERLESS; 182 FLYING FINN; 17 FRENCH KISS; 708 G.I. JOE; 374 GANGREEN; 844 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 310 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 54 GING GANG GOOLIES; 169 GOLDEN RIVET; 40 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 66 HOI WAN; 774 LADY FLIPPER; 508 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 421 LIBERACE; 1115 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 200 LOST CAUSE; 108 MASTER CHEF; 99 MAYO QUEEN; 201 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 173 MISS USE ME; 258 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 155 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 103 PINK DOLPHIN; 125 POCKET SOCKET; 283 SCAR W/2TS; 45 SHE'S THE BOSS; 108 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 116 SIMONE EBOLA; 768 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 796 SIR FREE WILLY; 801 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 59 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 23 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 19 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 34 SPEEDO PETE; 482 TAMPAX; 108 TELLY TUBBY; 120 THE WIZARD; 265 TWO TIME; 416 VELCRO DICK; 889 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 71 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 17

2 Kristin Malthe; 93 BANANAS; 52 BOB-A-GOB; 102 CASPER; 15 HOT GOB; 44 JACK WOW; 45 KAMOY KATOY; 242 NO MORE CUM; 420 ODD-JOB; 17 PENELOPE PITSTOP; 146 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 20 REAL OLD; 129 SPERM POLLUTER; 232 TRY-A-FUCK; 123 UNSTABLE LOAD; 11 VEE GO; 410 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Visitors - 5

22 HOME BREW - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
1 BROTHERLY LOVE - Okinawa Hash, Japan
7 HOMBRE - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 SCREAMING FOR SEMEN - Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
1 SCREAMING SEMEN - Subic Bay Hash, Philippines

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 2

BELL END was awarded her 10 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
LOST CAUSE was congratulated for completing 200 PH3 Runs.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~