What a great day for a Hash, blue sky’s and the birds are singing. We arrived at the A-Site, a beautiful A-site with a lovely lake.
But this run started couple of weeks ago, when BEETROOT HEAD and ARSE BANDIT were asked to fill a vacant spot. Both of them were very excited and went out straight away to do the Recce for there run. The excitement still in there bodies they couldn’t wait to lay the trail so 5 days before there run they laid their trail.
But trouble struck as the PJH3 were running in the same area the day before our run. Their Hares found some of the paper and checks and they thought wow, free paper and free checks. BEETROOT HEAD and ARSE BANDIT were that worried and couldn’t sleep that night and went out early on the Monday morning to retrieve the borrowed paper and checks. ARSE BANDIT also had a big decision to make on the Monday to stay sober and fix the run or get drunk and stuff the run. He decided to stay sober and fixed the run.
The circle was called by the new GM THE WIZARD who looked a little bit nervous and thinking very hard, a big decision he had to make, do I put WANK-KING'S WANKER in the bucket now or wait until he interrupts me. He waited and it wasn’t long before WANK-KING'S WANKER was in the bucket.
The Hares explained their run and off every one went. The Beer Hunters were treated to some free beer purchased by BEETROOT HEAD and sponsored by FLYING FINN. All very happy.
The new raffle mistress MENSTRUAL DISORDER set out to sell her raffle tickets and having a pretty face the hashers eagerly opened their wallets. The prizes were fantastic and she had no problem selling tickets.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD as new rags man went around the circle selling his hash shirts, offering special deals, he learnt a lot from FREE WILLY.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD iced the Hares and he was surprised on how great the circle thought the run was. THE WIZARD then spoke about the Super Bowl and iced a very excited CANNONBALL who was celebrating his team's win. CANNONBALL then dropped his pants hoping to attract the harriette’s attention, but failed.
NO MORE CUM entertained the circle and then followed by SCAR W/2TS who iced TESTICLES and asked his advice on how to pick up pretty girls as TESTICLES had a beautiful harriette hanging off his arm, SCAR I hope the advice he gave you helps you to pick up women.
SPERM POLLUTER came in and immediately iced ARSE BANDIT to find out why from the last two weeks he has lost the two loves of his life. ARSE BANDIT has no idea but could be a sizes matter.
Also on the night we were privileged to have a visiting ex GM from Wanchai H3, SOUTH SIDE HASH TOY and her partner DOG SHIT also a ex-GM from Hong Kong.They both had a great night and thanked The PH3 for the Great entertainment and run.
The Baht buses were loaded and were all headed back to the Buffalo Bar for more great food and socializing.
On-On! Mental Disorder
Total Hashers This Week - 96
Hashers Present Last Week - 74
2 Daniel Eisenlauer; 115 ANAL CHEESE; 74 ARSE BANDIT; 100 ARSE VAN HOLE; 684 BALL RINGER; 89 BEETROOT HEAD; 465 BELL END; 203 BEN 10; 64 BOB SNOT HERE; 58 BOB-A-GOB; 142 CAMEL HUMPER; 56 CANNONBALL; 111 CASPER; 8 CHIP CHIP; 180 CRAPPER; 52 CRIMSON PENIS; 136 DEL BOY; 130 DESERT SCORPION; 175 DIRT LOONEY; 592 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1474 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 191 FLYING FINN; 26 FRENCH KISS; 182 FUZZY LURE; 717 G.I. JOE; 383 GANGREEN; 46 GIGGLE TITS; 60 GING GANG GOOLIES; 178 GOLDEN RIVET; 45 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 98 HARBOR WHORE; 145 HELIUM HEAD; 21 HOT GOB; 21 HURTS HER VAGINA; 51 JACK WOW; 517 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 430 LIBERACE; 1124 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 209 LOST CAUSE; 108 MAYO QUEEN; 210 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 247 MENTAL DISORDER; 48 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 267 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 249 NO MORE CUM; 164 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 8 PARISIAN TITI; 133 PHANTOM; 111 PINK DOLPHIN; 132 POCKET SOCKET; 60 POLE FUCKER; 5 QUACK WACKER; 180 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 291 SCAR W/2TS; 127 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 51 SHE'S THE BOSS; 120 SIMONE EBOLA; 777 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 810 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 68 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 31 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 28 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 149 SPECIAL PRICE; 43 SPEEDO PETE; 138 SPERM POLLUTER; 41 STOOL MOVER; 491 TAMPAX; 129 THE WIZARD; 168 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 273 TWO TIME; 131 UNSTABLE LOAD; 898 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 419 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 80 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;
Returners - 14
96 BANANAS; 3 CRIMEAN PASSION; 73 HOI WAN; 68 IRREGULAR PERIOD; 8 MARLIN HARBOR SLUT; 180 MISS USE ME; 428 ODD-JOB; 154 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 118 RAT VON KIEL; 239 SKIING FINN; 95 STREET CLEANER; 115 TELLY TUBBY; 84 TESTICLES; 19 VEE GO;
Visitors - 5
1 Methawadee Thongthatavechok - Unknown Hash
15 LEFT BEHIND - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
10 SQUEEZE MY NUTS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 DOG SHIT - Singapore Hash, Singapore
1 SOUTH SIDE HASH TOY - Wanchai Hash, Hong Kong
Virgins - 3
John Saftic; Dil Sanwong; Brandon Taylor;
Leavers - 1
Anniversaries - 2
MENSTRUAL DISORDER was awarded her 200th Run Dress.
ARSE VAN HOLE was congratulated for 100 PH3 Runs.
Hash Naming Events - 1
Brandon Taylor was given the New Hash Name HOM DUM,
Saints and Sinners - 4
Hash Trash - BEETROOT HEAD
Hash Trash - MARLIN HARBOR SLUT
Hash Trash - RAT VON KIEL
Wanker of the Week - HOT GOB
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~