The French Connection
Get to run site we had before. Nice area some traffic but good for the circle. The run was well appreciated by everybody. The runners and walkers came in close together.
The hares were dressed French outfits.They had sausages and free wine and cheese. Even the Beer Hunter ARSE BANDIT said that it was wonderful. Good job hares and thanks.
The Raffle managed by MENTAL DISORDER with help from his assistant went well for the winners. They liked their prizes.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD time saying the A-site was like a bunker. Thanks for a great job with a regional theme like French. He thanked them for free wine and cheese and told them great job.
Steve the Belgium was called to the ice was named FRED FLINTSTONE. Others all him Fred Fishtone. The virgins were called to the circle, two from Belgium and from Thailand. They were welcomed to the club.
WANK-KING'S WANKER and time for the awards. HARBOR WHORE 100 Runs; KEE MAH 250 Runs; VV 900 Runs and 180 Hares; UNSTABLE LOAD 15 Got Drunks; STREET CLEANER 5 Hares.
BALL RINGER awarded Hash Trash because his son BEN 10 lost his free run card on the trail.
SCAR W/2TS took over and called the hares in. SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTER was put in the bucket for leaving trash on the trail. CANADA BLOWER was called in because he took a taxi for the A-Site. That cost him 900 baht. He did not realize the buses leave at 3 PM during winter time.
STREET CLEANER was called in for getting lost on the trail even though he was a hare. CHIP CHIP was called in because the hares got drunk after the run.
The GM called in SHE'S THE BOSS and iced him for talking. The GM called in ARSE BANDIT and NO MORE CUM. Asking ARSE BANDIT about his recent trip to Udon Thani that cost a lot money fixing his girlfriend's brother's car, gas and police fines.
NO MORE CUM was asked about his girlfriend's friend's night out with a Kathoey that ended being free sex with her and the circle was asked if anybody had a free night with a kathoey. One hasher said yes he was put in the bucket.(RAT VON KIEL)
NO MORE CUM called FRED FLINTSTONE to the ice and asked about falling asleep on the beach and getting pedicures before the hash from his girlfriend.
The hare was asked about the French and German connection on the board.
The hares called on for the hare song.
Very good night for everybody thanks to the hares.
Total Hashers This Week - 94
Hashers Present Last Week - 65
3 Bryun De baets; 6 Mike Hornsey; 2 Bill Mankovitz; 3 Bunga Tanamoon; 206 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 117 ANAL CHEESE; 76 ARSE BANDIT; 102 ARSE VAN HOLE; 686 BALL RINGER; 91 BEETROOT HEAD; 467 BELL END; 205 BEN 10; 246 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 229 BILLION SUCKER; 70 BLUE NOSE; 60 BOB-A-GOB; 245 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 138 DEL BOY; 177 DIRT LOONEY; 243 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 1476 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 193 FLYING FINN; 4 FRED FLINTSTONE; 28 FRENCH KISS; 719 G.I. JOE; 385 GANGREEN; 62 GING GANG GOOLIES; 46 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 100 HARBOR WHORE; 147 HELIUM HEAD; 23 HOT GOB; 23 HURTS HER VAGINA; 70 IRREGULAR PERIOD; 53 JACK WOW; 519 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 17 LEFT BEHIND; 432 LIBERACE; 1126 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 110 MAYO QUEEN; 249 MENTAL DISORDER; 269 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 251 NO MORE CUM; 166 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 308 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 2 POSTMAN PAT; 120 RAT VON KIEL; 28 REAL OLD; 180 REDCOAT; 293 SCAR W/2TS; 53 SHE'S THE BOSS; 812 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 70 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 33 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 30 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 151 SPECIAL PRICE; 218 STEPTOE; 97 STREET CLEANER; 493 TAMPAX; 86 TESTICLES; 131 THE WIZARD; 170 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 23 TRAFALGAR; 133 UNSTABLE LOAD; 900 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 421 WANK-KING'S WANKER;
Returners - 24
4 Gerry Danbrook; 3 Daniel Eisenlauer; 77 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 57 CANNONBALL; 9 CHIP CHIP; 181 CRAPPER; 593 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 179 GOLDEN RIVET; 74 HOI WAN; 250 KEE MAH; 210 LOST CAUSE; 107 LOVE BOAT; 9 MARLIN HARBOR SLUT; 181 MISS USE ME; 9 PARISIAN TITI; 134 PHANTOM; 133 POCKET SOCKET; 61 POLE FUCKER; 121 SIMONE EBOLA; 116 TELLY TUBBY; 226 TOM BOY; 274 TWO TIME; 419 VELCRO DICK; 81 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;
Visitors - 2
1 2 FLAT 2 LAY - Las Vegas H3, USA
1 CHALK MEISTER - San Francisco Hash, USA
Virgins - 3
Roland Beerlings; Siriruk Buathong; Rudy van Hove;
Leavers - 0
~ none this week ~
Anniversaries - 6
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR was congratulated for 180 Hared Runs.
STREET CLEANER was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR was congraulated for 900 PH3 Runs.
KEE MAH was congraulated for 250 PH3 Runs.
HARBOR WHORE was congraulated for 100 PH3 Runs.
JACK WOW was awarded his 50th Run Hat.
Hash Naming Events - 1
Steve Feirant was given the New Hash Name FRED FLINTSTONE.
Saints and Sinners - 1
BALL RINGER - Hash Trash - Dropped BEN 10's free run card on the trail.
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~