Monday again and off the baht bus trundles toward the 3240 and the A site sometimes referred to as the Aussie Site. A large turn out today with plenty of parking.
GM THE WIZARD calls the first circle and virgins are introduced followed by today's hares LOVE BOAT and TAMPAX to explain the run, Runners Trail and Short Cutters Trail, this confused some of the diehard runners as a few of them are short cutters trying to be FRB's. Off the pack goes with REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD taking the lead for the Beer Hunters.
On returning from the run may I just point out WANK-KING’S WANKER took a tumble backwards off of one of NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER's chairs.
THE WIZARD calls the second circle and first business of the evening was to deal with some sinners, CRAPPER was iced for an early beer, should have been an early bath in the bucket, UNSTABLE LOAD was Hash Crash for being unstable on the trail and BALL RINGER had his Hash Trash removed and given to KEE MAH, don’t fret BALL RINGER you will surely win the Hash Trash Trophy back soon.
Next it was hares LOVE BOAT and TAMPAX to be iced and the circle asked to review the run, great run was the cry from the front runners and those who took the short cutters trail said that once they got into the groove of the trail you could not get out of it.
MENTAL DISORDER assisted by LOST CAUSE held the raffle, HELIUM HEAD was iced for trying to claim with the wrong ticket, but winners included KEE MAH who grabbed the wine and I bet he won’t be leaving that at the A-site unless the bottle is empty, LIBERACE, Siriruk (girlfriend of BBG), STEPTOE, ARSE VAN HOLE and John Saftic.
Next on ice was SCAR W/2TS as it was his birthday, nobody knew exactly what his age was but we all guessed that it was well above his IQ, anyway he was presented with a birthday cake but he just wanted another beer, Skoll.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle to ice the hares LOVE BOAT and TAMPAX and to compliment them on a run well set, a great A-site and for doing a great job. Also noting that one year ago there had been a typhoon on the run and I’m guessing EMPEROR AIRHEAD had a great ride on the bike home from that a-site. SCAR W/2TS was iced again for his birthday along with ANAL CHEESE.
Then EMPEROR AIRHEAD put Peter from Alberta, Canada on the ice, this guy has been laying concrete for over 40 years now but it was time for a name, after much debate he was named NO CURE. Virgins where introduced to the circle Mike from Toronto and Katya from Finland.
The circle was handed to MENTAL DISORDER for the Wanker of the Week Award and the Wooden Spoon Oscar, nominees this week were SCAR W/2TS for his latest movie "Piss on the Walls, Piss on the Floor, Piss on the Ceiling and Fall out the Door", NO MORE CUM for his lead role in "No More Crimean Passion" (the sequel to this movie is to be named "The Great Escape" but the lead role is yet to be announced), DIRT LOONEY for the documentary "1,500 metres in 10 Hours Drinking with Derek and a View from the Gutter", THE WIZARD for the brilliant "It’s My Ball and I’m Taking It Home" and CANNONBALL for the "From Patriots to Priest and Onto The Depths of Depravity". The vote was held and the winner was DIRT LOONEY with "Drinking With Derek".
NO MORE CUM takes the circle to ice the hares and comments on LOVE BOAT's lack of needle work skills in sewing on her patches, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD was brought in to show off all his fine collection of patches but it was pointed out the it was only stubborn under stains holding them together.
Next it was the PH3 awards with WANK-KING’S WANKER a hasher who has spent most of his life short cutting on the long road to ruin but never in the circle. It was MENTAL DISORDER 250 Runs, a 50 run shirt for SHE’S THE BOSS, 100 run shirt for ARSE VAN HOLE and 900 run shirt for V.V. There was a special award shirt for LOST CAUSE for all the work she has done for the PH3.
LORD CHICKEN FUCKER takes to the circle for a few jokes and ices NO MORE CUM about him having his condo refurbed into a dungeon and tying his guests down.
The hare’s song was called and LOVE BOAT sang the Swedish National Anthem with backing by TAMPAX. The Hash Hymn was sang and then ON ON to the TQ for Hot Dogs, Cold Beers, Rock ‘N’ Roll and SCAR's surprise party, just wish someone had told him.
On-On! Absolutely No Fucking Idea
Total Hashers This Week - 97
Hashers Present Last Week - 66
2 Siriruk Buathong; 4 Daniel Eisenlauer; 207 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 118 ANAL CHEESE; 103 ARSE VAN HOLE; 78 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 687 BALL RINGER; 92 BEETROOT HEAD; 468 BELL END; 206 BEN 10; 247 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 71 BLUE NOSE; 58 CANNONBALL; 246 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 10 CHIP CHIP; 182 CRAPPER; 139 DEL BOY; 178 DIRT LOONEY; 594 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1477 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 194 FLYING FINN; 29 FRENCH KISS; 720 G.I. JOE; 386 GANGREEN; 63 GING GANG GOOLIES; 180 GOLDEN RIVET; 47 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 148 HELIUM HEAD; 75 HOI WAN; 24 HURTS HER VAGINA; 71 IRREGULAR PERIOD; 54 JACK WOW; 251 KEE MAH; 520 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 433 LIBERACE; 1127 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 211 LOST CAUSE; 108 LOVE BOAT; 111 MAYO QUEEN; 250 MENTAL DISORDER; 182 MISS USE ME; 270 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 252 NO MORE CUM; 10 PARISIAN TITI; 135 PHANTOM; 309 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 134 POCKET SOCKET; 62 POLE FUCKER; 3 POSTMAN PAT; 181 REDCOAT; 294 SCAR W/2TS; 54 SHE'S THE BOSS; 122 SIMONE EBOLA; 813 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 31 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 152 SPECIAL PRIC; 219 STEPTOE; 494 TAMPAX; 132 THE WIZARD; 171 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 227 TOM BOY; 275 TWO TIME; 134 UNSTABLE LOAD; 420 VELCRO DICK; 901 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 422 WANK-KING'S WANKER;
Returners - 18
2 Richard Jolliffe; 2 Kamolwan Naen-udon; 3 John Saftic; 66 BOB SNOT HERE; 144 CAMEL HUMPER; 113 CASPER; 51 CROW FUCKER; 131 DESERT SCORPION; 47 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 215 JACKAL; 148 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 807 MRS. HEAD; 945 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 45 SPEEDO PETE; 140 SPERM POLLUTER; 26 SPLINTER DICK; 43 STOOL MOVER; 247 STUPID KRAUT KUNT;
Visitors - 10
2 Methawadee Thongthatavechok - Unknown Hash
7 NO CURE - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
15 HANDYMAN - Ludvika Hash, Sweden
5 SQUEALS LIKE A PIG - Nhatrain, Vietnam
3 BLOW CANADA - Okinawa Hash, Japan
21 COMES WITH PRESSURE - Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
1 Chris Brottveit - Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
15 MILKY WAY - Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
1 SUPER CHILI - Unknown Hash
1 SUPER SUKOK - Unknown Hash
Virgins - 3
Poonprasit Jakinta; Mike Saftic; Katya Suulkuuka;
Leavers - 0
~ none this week ~
Anniversaries - 5
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR was awarded a 900th Run T-Shirt.
MENTAL DISORDER was congratulated for 250 PH3 Runs.
LOST CAUSE was awarded a 200th Run T-Shirt.
ARSE VAN HOLE was awarded a 100th Run T-Shirt.
SHE'S THE BOSS was awarded a 50th Run T-Shirt.
Hash Naming Events - 1
Peter Adomauskas was given the New Hash Name NO CURE
Saints and Sinners - 3
DIRT LOONEY - Wanker of the Week
KEE MAH - Hash Trash
UNSTABLE LOAD - Hash Crash - Went down on the trail.
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~