Well, I suppose this will be a fairly short scribe. Our very amiable but somewhat forgetful GM volunteered your humble scribe about 10 minutes before "We call on the hares ...". Seems the rest of you lazy bastards did not step up during the first circle and with all going on it slipped his mind.
Needless to say, I took no notes and wasn't very attentive during proceedings. Perhaps in large part due to extreme drunkenness or perhaps it was my glaucoma medicine cutting in. Regardless, I will embark on this short narrative. If this offering at any point approaches the truth this will be purely accidental.
A fine day for a run as we all gathered at the Buffalo Bar. I usually stay behind to make sure everyone gets a ride and had a jar to pass the time. Arriving at the A-site we found a good gathering in fine mood.
The hares today PRINCESS BUM BOY and JUNGLE PRINCESS produced a great run for us today. I heard through the grapevine that PBB, taking full advantage of Thailand's lax child labor laws, had JUNGLE PRINCESS walk the whole trail and paper it this morning. But maybe that's just a rumor.
First circle called and the GM recited the seeming ever increasing rules governing the day's run. Two virgins introduced, then in with the hares to set the runners off. I saw the Beer Hunters shuffling away looking like a shabby group of Chelsea Pensioners. So what the hell, I joined then seeing I was getting a bit dry. We missed leaver FLYING FINN since he always buys us a round, but SIR SPAG was there so we had a little guy to make fun of.
I sure wish I could tell you which FRB's solved the run first but sorry complete blank. You know who you are and that should serve as praise enough.
Okay, it starts getting really fuzzy about here. So from here on this is pure conjecture. GM calls the circle and ices the hares. All agreed if was: a great run, a good run, run was OK, shitty run, worst run ever (reader to circle correct answer).
The Raffle was next and the very easy-on-the-eyes LOVE BOAT sold a bunch of tickets I'll wager. The GM is standing-in as Raffle Master and did a fine job off selecting the winners. Late Wednesday afternoon I discovered a tin of biscuits in my backpack and checking the photos I confirmed I had won a prize in the raffle. Other people were there but I don't remember who. I remember they seemed happy.
Next in was our own Super RA EMPEROR AIRHEAD regaled us with his wit. Content? Full blank, but he probably did the virgins.
I think I went in next for the awards. I kind of remember this part since I'm always scared witless when I take the circle. Imagine standing inside a ring of big mean-looking, not to mention drunken, thugs staring at you. Anyway I remember I fucked it up intending to have REDCOAT and LORD CHICKEN FUCKER give the note for the winners. Seems UNSTABLE LOAD who hands out the awards was one of the winners (20 Hares shirt) and it got all confused. Others included HAPPY SURVIVOR 50 Runs, GOLDEN RIVET and SMOKY TRUCKY FUCKY 10 Hares shirts,
Next was the cheerfully truculent RA NO MORE CUM (aka The Regulator) recounting the sins of the Crashes, the Trashes and such lot. Complete blank here.
When I looked at the photos there was a diving helmet. I thought to myself, "What the fuck is that doing in the circle?", then remembered that KARAMBA was present so it must be him. Sure enough next photo KARAMBA with diving helmet. Next photo I'm on ice ice with this thing on my head. Did that really happen?
I think about this time the GM volunteered me as scribe. "A little late, don't ya think?", I said (I though to myself).
Then big, scary RA SCAR W/2TS did a bit of disciplining and torturing the assembled mob. I remember being bucketed I guess it must have been about this time.
I remember some people singing some stuff and waving their arms and having a beer at the Buffalo Bar.
On-On! Wank-King's Wanker
Total Hashers This Week - 89
Hashers Present Last Week - 58
4 ANGRY BEAVER; 79 ARSE BANDIT; 108 ARSE VAN HOLE; 691 BALL RINGER; 189 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 95 BEETROOT HEAD; 471 BELL END; 209 BEN 10; 160 BENGT POTATO; 184 BURL IVES; 149 CAMEL HUMPER; 62 CANNONBALL; 15 CHIP CHIP; 51 COW FISTER; 136 DESERT SCORPION; 182 DIRT LOONEY; 1482 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 16 FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG; 34 FRENCH KISS; 348 FUCK THE TRUTH; 724 G.I. JOE; 391 GANGREEN; 68 GING GANG GOOLIES; 74 GOLDEN DILDO; 184 GOLDEN RIVET; 524 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 438 LIBERACE; 1132 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 215 LOST CAUSE; 113 LOVE BOAT; 116 MAYO QUEEN; 187 MISS USE ME; 103 NEXT WEEK; 257 NO MORE CUM; 261 PAPA WHISKEY; 15 PARISIAN TITI; 56 POL DANCER; 66 POLE FUCKER; 157 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 186 REDCOAT; 7 SALON QUEEN; 8 SAUSAGE HEAD; 299 SCAR W/2TS; 75 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 36 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 14 STUPID SOUR KRAUT; 499 TAMPAX; 120 TELLY TUBBY; 137 THE WIZARD; 231 TOM BOY; 238 TURD BURGLAR; 19 TV; 279 TWO TIME; 139 UNSTABLE LOAD; 425 VELCRO DICK; 906 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 427 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 85 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;
Returners - 22
308 ARSE-HOLEO; 18 BABY DEE; 116 CASPER; 54 CHEESE DICK; 597 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 14 HAMBURG WHOREHOUSE; 50 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 28 HURTS HER VAGINA; 28 JUNGLE PRINCESS; 329 KARAMBA; 809 MRS. HEAD; 31 OUT OF ORDER; 32 REAL OLD; 30 RUNNING DEER; 58 SHE'S THE BOSS; 126 SIMONE EBOLA; 779 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 947 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 143 SPERM POLLUTER; 249 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 87 TESTICLES; 8 WHY IT HURT;
Visitors - 7
10 HYMEN HACKER - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
6 SQUEALS LIKE A PIG - Nhatrain, Vietnam
10 I MAU - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
12 SQUEEZE MY NUTS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
7 HARD ON - Phuket Hash, Thailand
13 YANKY CRANK - Tampa Bay Hash, USA
1 PEKING FUCK - Unknown Hash
Virgins - 2
Nuankhan Champachin; Cake Kuemanit;
Leavers - 3
ANGRY BEAVER; COW FISTER; GOLDEN DILDO;
Anniversaries - 4
UNSTABLE LOAD was awarded a 20 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
GOLDEN RIVET was awarded a 10 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY was awarded a 10 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
HAPPY SURVIVOR was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.
Hash Naming Events - 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners - 1
REDCOAT - Wanker of the Week
Birthdays - 0
~ none this week ~