Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1835
Monday, May 6th 2019

Hares:
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan
Map to Run 1835 A-Site
Scribe:   Sauce for the Goose
Hash Flash:   She's the Boss and Sausage Head
Runners:   78
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°51'57.30"N   101° 2'2.09"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
rabbit1-120Hares:
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan
Scribe:   Sauce for the Goose
Hash Flash:   She's the Boss and Sausage Head
Runners:   78
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°51'57.30"N   101° 2'2.09"E
Map to Run 1835 A-Site
Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Sauce for the Goose


Just arrived back in Pattaya with a terrible ear and sinus infection after a long flight from Christchurch and was asked to be Scribe. It’s like déjà vue and was expecting it and was nice to take it easy and have a seat.

The hares, GOLDEN RIVET, LOST CAUSE, DUCHESS TADPOLE, and HOI WAN did a great job of setting a walkers’ trail of 4 km and a runners’ trail of 8 km. The walkers’ trail was nice and flat and wide with lots of leaves on the ground to remind me of Autumn in Christchurch. BOB-A-GOB and BURL IVES and I were chewing the fat and pondering on the rise of Extremism in the world when a sweaty, bare chested SEAL SUCKER caught up with us and sped on ahead to come in as the first runner. He had an easy time as hare yesterday so had enough energy left to beat SPEEDO PETE, SAUSAGE HEAD and the young newcomer.

After the excellent run the hares excelled themselves by providing delicious food - Kway teow and spring rolls. After a sufficient break the GM, THE WIZARD, called for the circle to be formed which it was after sometime with the usual suspects still loitering in the shadows. The first award went to GI JOE for doing a face plant witnessed by THE WIZARD and he was given the helmet to wear as HASH CRASH. VV had a hash camouflage hat as lost property that no one claimed so EMPEROR AIRHEAD sat on ice to gain it and was then promptly given the HASH TRASH award.

The GM iced the hares and thanked them for the run and the excellent food and asked the circle for opinions on the run. DIRT LOONEY was happy for once as the painting of the sticks was the best he had seen all year. SPERM POLLUTER thought it was amazing compared to yesterday’s.

CASPER and SPERM POLLUTER were up next with the Raffle. In my excitement at being back and wanting to win one of the excellent prizes I misread my numbers and was promptly iced and next number was also got wrong by TURD BURGLAR and he was iced. He said he did it to get to sit next to me. Aren’t men such liars? Legitimate winners were VELCRO DICK, SPERM POLLUTER, HOI WAN, EMPEROR AIRHEAD, SALON QUEEN, Cameron, JACK WOW, MISS USE ME and CASPER. Prizes included a power bank and a couple of bottles of spirits. The offerings have greatly improved since I was here last but isn’t it time to bring back the “Big Black Cock”?

EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle and awarded VV the Airhead Award for Excellence to thank him for the stirling job he does every week for the hash to keep everything running smoothly. Then the hares were iced and AIRHEAD tried to find out who did all the work. I think we already knew GOLDEN RIVET didn’t do the cooking but he was the machete man. The four virgins were then called up, Sasha and Cameron from the UK, Jocelyn from the Philippines and Nancy from Thailand.

WANK-KING’S WANKER took the circle to give the awards he forgot to give last week (what’s changed) DUCHESS TADPOLE for 600 runs and SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD for 950 runs. HOI WAN who has been running with the PH3 for over twenty years with some breaks was awarded her 5 hared runs.

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER took the circle and told lots of funny stories with very tenuous links to other hashers like the talking parrot who kept his mouth shut which what SPEEDO PETE should have done when he tried to get into Thailand once too often on a 30 day tourist visa and was marched downstairs and eventually got back in by road from China.

CHICKEN FUCKER always tries to get the girls on ice with skin and had two likely candidates from Thailand, Nancy the virgin and her friend who is ARSE-HOLEO's friend. They did their best to oblige and ended up in the bucket. BROTHERLY LOVE and SHITHEAD were side by side on the ice with references somehow to katoeys. CHICKEN FUCKER made a great deal about the smell of shit when SHITHEAD is around but I think his name has to do with all the shitty nonsense that comes out of his head.

CHICKEN FUCKER then put TRY-A-FUCK, SNAKE BITE, LIBERACE and TURD BURGLAR on the ice for lurking in the shadows and made up funny stories about TURD BURGLAR visiting the Linda Bar and using language that no self respecting woman would repeat here. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

GM called for the hares to sing us a song and BURL IVES came to their rescue but was overtaken by a very loud SHITHEAD. The GM called HARD ON, PHANTOM, SHE’S THE BOSS, HOME BREW and SALON QUEEN for the final down down and very wisely asked SHITHEAD to give the final song which he did very loudly and ably. He should be given the job as Hash Song Master. PHANTOM then led the Hash Hymn and it was into the Baht bus for the very noisy journey back to I-Rovers where there was more excellent food.

On-On!  Sauce for the Goose


Show Run 1835 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 78

Hashers Present Last Week - 49

3 Jajah; 5 Cake Kuemanit; 3 Chirawadi Waree; 113 ARSE VAN HOLE; 163 BENGT POTATO; 5 BROTHERLY LOVE; 189 BURL IVES; 120 CASPER; 19 CHIP CHIP; 187 DIRT LOONEY; 601 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1487 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 39 FRENCH KISS; 729 G.I. JOE; 189 GOLDEN RIVET; 55 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 12 HARD ON; 79 HOI WAN; 528 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 443 LIBERACE; 272 LORD LUCAN; 220 LOST CAUSE; 18 LUCAN MADE ME CUM; 120 MAYO QUEEN; 192 MISS USE ME; 813 MRS. HEAD; 276 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 106 NEXT WEEK; 19 PARISIAN TITI; 140 PHANTOM; 60 POL DANCER; 11 SALON QUEEN; 12 SAUSAGE HEAD; 62 SHE'S THE BOSS; 784 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 818 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 951 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 80 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 38 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 41 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 147 SPERM POLLUTER; 124 TELLY TUBBY; 142 THE WIZARD; 243 TURD BURGLAR; 144 UNSTABLE LOAD; 430 VELCRO DICK; 911 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 432 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 90 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 20

695 BALL RINGER; 99 BANANAS; 473 BELL END; 210 BEN 10; 62 BOB-A-GOB; 394 GANGREEN; 27 HOME BREW; 25 HOT GOB; 73 IRREGULAR PERIOD; 60 JACK WOW; 1136 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 38 MR POTATO HEAD; 31 NINJA PRINCESS; 26 NOISY QUEEN; 116 PINK DOLPHIN; 161 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 76 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 283 SEAL SUCKER; 49 SPEEDO PETE; 238 TRY-A-FUCK;

Visitors - 5

17 SHITHEAD - Canberra Hash, Australia
1 NAMELESS TREVOR - Muscat Hash, Oman
24 SILENT PRINCESS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
15 PATPOM - Siam Sunday H3
15 SNAKE BITE - Siam Sunday H3

Virgins - 4

Jocelyn Delacruz; Sasha King; Cameron Mclean; Phavinee Saidee;

Leavers - 2

POL DANCER; WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Anniversaries - 2

HOI WAN was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
DUCHESS TADPOLE was congratulated for 600 PH3 Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 2

EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Hash Trash - Got a free hat but was punished since it was left at A-site.
G.I. JOE - Hash Crash - Caught by a vine and went down face first.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~