Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1840

Monday, June 10th 2019

Hares:
Arse Bandit, Del Boy and Atomic Muff Diver
Map to Run 1840 A-Site
Scribe:   Speedo Pete
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners:   75
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°52'48.19"N   100°59'37.40"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
rabbit1-120Hares:
Arse Bandit, Del Boy and Atomic Muff Diver
Scribe:   Speedo Pete
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners:   75
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°52'48.19"N   100°59'37.40"E
Map to Run 1840 A-Site
Soi Polo 1 – 1 km past The Polo Club (left side)
Download Google Earth .kmz file

52 Run Photos This Week

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Despite it being the rainy season, the gods chose to provide the PH3 with a beautiful, dry afternoon for run 1840. The Hares were DEL BOY, ARSE BANDIT and ATOMIC MUFF DIVER (uncredited). They had selected a great A-site away from prying eyes just beyond the Polo Club.

The run was excellently papered along a trail that chiefly crossed cassava fields and palm plantations. The runners chanced using the cut, dead palm fronds as springboards as they ran and jumped in a game of Russian roulette with their ankle ligaments. There was some confusion on one of the early back checks as hashers were sent down into a dark gully, ankle deep in water, only to find the paper ceasing. After some milling around, lots of shouting and ant-like team work, the paper trail was picked up again and on we went.

If you, the reader, has ever been to a natural history museum featuring dinosaurs, then you would have seen something similar on this run. No, I am not referring to the 300-year-old seniors seated in the front row heckling the second circle. I am talking about the incredible size of the beasts that once strode the earth. Well, there was a dinosaur quality about the checks. They were enormous, probably dating back to the Mesozoic Era.

As we approached the end of the run, there was a happy ending consisting of thick mud. LIBERACE was nowhere to be seen. SEAL SUCKER short-cutted to the finish to buy up all the sandwiches so all the runners finishing behind him would have to go hungry.

A group of hares is like a marriage. You have a husband and wife and if you have three hares, then you have a mistress. Listening, understanding and compromise are necessary to achieve a happy outcome. Disagreements are inevitable.

There may be a struggle for dominance before the members of the group settle on their roles and position. One hare may grumble to his/her buddies about another hare. This is natural and normal. There may be a fist fight. This is not to be seen as necessarily negative. One hare may go to the police and make a false allegation of domestic violence in order to take control of the house and get the other hare arrested. Not all bad. After years of abuse, one hare may stab the other hare thirty-seven times. It is all run of the mill. The important thing is that all these bumps in the road can be worked through and come the day of the run, the show goes on and everybody comes together.

Plug : Check out SGT LONE WOLF’s photos now.

And so we move on to the after-run housekeeping.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD described the A-site as a peninsula which was so beautiful it made the hashers tranquil. The hares sat on the ice dumbfounded trying to figure out what the long words meant. Others suspected there could be “other reasons” for EMPEROR AIRHEAD's tranquil feeling, which only lasted another ten minutes until the time WANK-KING’S WANKER put him and GANGREEN on the ice and revengeful mutterings replaced tranquility.

The raffle was held. There are more prizes these days (another plug). 5 of the 10 winners were Harriettes. (again) What is the probability of that? Anyway, enough of these aspersions. One winner called Naen wore a podium girl outfit. Perhaps there is an idea when it comes to naming her.

PHANTOM also wore a podium girl outfit. HAPPY SURVIVOR actually knew in advance that she was a winner. The last thing we need on the PH3 is clairvoyants or mind-readers. It could lead to all end of trouble.

ARSE-HOLEO’s ex-girlfriend was named. She is now to be known as KNICKERLESS. You know, I suspect she didn’t choose that name by herself.

I mentioned earlier the 300-year-old front row. It consisted of BARNACLE BOLLOX, ANTIQUE, LORD CHICKEN FUCKER and BURL IVES. It was reminiscent of Last of the Summer Wine for you Brits. They livened proceedings by persuading KNICKERLESS to dance for the circle. There’s life in the old buggers yet.

DIRT LOONEY was awarded THE WIZARD's wanker of the week for being Scottish and spending too much time in supermarkets. Many thought this was a bit harsh but the GM’s decision is final.

UNSTABLE LOAD once again proved he is a creative genius. A couple of hashers reached milestones. BALL RINGER hit 700 runs and MR GIGGLE SHIT brought up the 50. BALL RINGER later in the evening also danced for the circle giving a rendition of his smash dance hit, the Hash Hymn.

If you didn’t get mentioned, tough. I can’t remember due to beer.

On-On!  Speedo Pete


Show Run 1840 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 75

Hashers Present Last Week - 48

2 Pinmuk Maiaimat; 2 Pawanya Tobe; 87 ARSE BANDIT; 118 ARSE VAN HOLE; 20 BABY DEE; 700 BALL RINGER; 103 BANANAS; 194 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 478 BELL END; 192 BURL IVES; 67 CANNONBALL; 21 CHIP CHIP; 192 DIRT LOONEY; 605 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1492 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 44 FRENCH KISS; 399 GANGREEN; 48 GIGGLE TITS; 73 GING GANG GOOLIES; 194 GOLDEN RIVET; 58 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 17 HARD ON; 84 HOI WAN; 63 JACK WOW; 2 JOHNNIE WALKER; 331 KARAMBA; 6 KNICKERLESS; 448 LIBERACE; 1138 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 275 LORD LUCAN; 225 LOST CAUSE; 21 LUCAN MADE ME CUM; 195 MISS USE ME; 50 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 281 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 21 PARISIAN TITI; 32 RUNNING DEER; 287 SEAL SUCKER; 67 SHE'S THE BOSS; 789 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 823 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 46 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 127 TELLY TUBBY; 147 THE WIZARD; 287 TWO TIME; 149 UNSTABLE LOAD; 915 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 437 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 19

5 Marcel Blok; 5 Kristin Malthe; 2 Phavinee Saidee; 174 ANTIQUE; 248 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 142 DEL BOY; 118 DESI SWALLOW; 733 G.I. JOE; 531 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 11 MADAM SIN; 92 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; 144 PHANTOM; 119 PINK DOLPHIN; 164 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 78 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 513 SGT LONE WOLF; 953 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 7 SISTER FISTER FUCKWIT; 53 SPEEDO PETE;

Visitors - 3

21 AXEL GREASE - Cebu City H3, Philippines
21 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 PUFF - Rotorua Hash, New Zealand

Virgins - 5

Hanns Henggeler; Brian Lewis; Tony Nooch; Laurie Pope; Pauline Smith;

Leavers - 1

ARSE VAN HOLE;

Anniversaries - 3

BALL RINGER was congratulated for 700 PH3 Runs.
MR GIGGLE SHIT was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.
SPEEDO PETE was presented a 50th Run T-Shirt.

Hash Naming Events - 1

Chirawadi Waree was given the New Hash Name KNICKERLESS,

Saints and Sinners - 3

ANTIQUE - Hash Hero - for contributions to PH3.
DIRT LOONEY - Wanker of the Week.
SISTER FISTER FUCKWIT - Wanker of the Week - removed.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~