Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1844
Monday, July 8th 2019

Hares:
Seal Sucker and Beverley Hills Pink Cock
Map to Run 1844 A-Site
Scribe:   Ging Gang Goolies
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners:   69
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°49'48.34"N   101° 0'6.17"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - across from Police Station
cheetah-120Hares:
Seal Sucker and Beverley Hills Pink Cock
Scribe:   Ging Gang Goolies
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners:   69
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°49'48.34"N   101° 0'6.17"E
Map to Run 1844 A-Site
Highway 331 - across from Police Station
Download Google Earth .kmz file

40 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Ging Gang Goolies


As “Uli of Berlin” I have on 3. Febr. 14 at the Run 1561 the first time participated in a run. As one of the few, I came without a sponsor. I have the Running and drinking information found on the internet. Now, for the first time, I made a "hare" two weeks ago, on run 1482 my 75th run, and now I'm the first secretary.

Grand Master THE WIZARD starts the Circle with the words: "we are late".

Yes run was somehow ... well. Usually I by myself walk the "Walker" path, so I do not lose too much time over the longer distance, otherwise there would be no danger of getting buns prepared by VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR. This time I am 8.3 km run, did not come last and could still enjoy a salmon sandwich.

There was a simple reason: no one found the Walker trail, because there was none. So every WALKER has to walk the longer RUNNERS TRAIL.

Well that was the reason to leave the Hares SEAL SUCKER and BEVERLEY HILLS PINK COCK on the ice for a long time. SEAL SUCKER has been a runner in the hash for 26 years and has made the "Hare" for 5 times. (so every five runner-years one “hare”), but I don’t think I’m too fast. He was also honored for this 5 hares, along with BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK, honored for ten "hares".

Back to this "miracle run". That did not exist yet, that the "hares" were asked, before the mob was questioned. ... .. and the one with 26 "hares" but actually experienced BEVERLEY HILLS PINK COCK tried to talk out. This then ended in the statement that the cows had eaten the paper and that the run was boycotted.

But GI JOE commented on it exactly as I feel: "It was the best run I did today." and I by myself have liked my 8.3 km, because there could not be many who could have eaten the VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR rolls.

Even the short downpour did not hurt and a big thank you to those Hashers who brought the runners' bags to the dry. My special Thanks to SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR.

DIGGA, a hashing guest, has the best down-down songs - that's what I did notice yesterday - and was allowed to release one.

At the competition, I then jokingly wrote down the winning numbers and sitting next to me and constantly talking, BANANAS has shown me by his comment that he fell for it.

Then came as always the "cardboard-cover with the notes". Held by our highly revered EMPEROR AIRHEAD. "Keep your Goolies covered, we have children," was his comment as he commanded the "hares" on the ice. EMPEROR AIRHEAD could not understand how the German BEVERLEY HILLS PINK COCK could make such an unqualified run.

He compared today's run to the "German Run" of 14 days ago, when BEVERLEY HILLS PINK COCK was there too. Yes, there he was (but really only). And there were also SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR, SAUSSAGE HEAD and GING GANG GOOLIES hares, in this very well organized German run.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD summed this up with the words: "The run with the many papers in the wrong places".

Then came the GM THE WIZARD, with the hint - singing is required.

But immediately invited EMPEROR AIRHEAD again to lead the Circle. EMPEROR AIRHEAD praised ANAL BREADFRUIT for his three daughters, including SNOW QUEEN. staying with us. She is eight and will be nine, repeated EMPEROR AIRHEAD with the words and I'm 66 and will be 67.

And then the gavel came, a woman who refused to wait for the police after a brief photo interview because she don’t like to wait,..........went home. SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE sat in a "grave TAXI", ................. but telling this Story here would take us too far. EMPEROR AIRHEAD only asked SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE to send this "run-away trick" to the missing MENTAL DISORDER. Then DIGGA released a great down-down song again.

WANK-KING'S WANKER honors TAMPAX and presents a folding chair for 500 runs and for working with the (Mis)-managment since 2003. DUCHESS TADPOLE was honored with a shirt for 600 runs.

The cooking spoon medal "Wanker of the Week" is to be passed on by WANK-KING'S WANKER. You can choose between 1. DIGGA, who can only laugh at the water in the bucket, 2.CLASSIC and 3.ARSE-HOLEO .. However, the people decide that WANKER should keep the Wanker.

In honor of the many pitiful down-down singers, however, BEVERLEY HILLS PINK COCK surprises with a perfect song. Should that be the beginning of a compensation attempt for this "miracle run".

BANANAS is still in my ears with his chatter, well he's sitting next to me. I can get up. We conclude this "Heavenly exultant to the death sad"-day with our anthem.

Everyone is allowed to take a "Beer for the road" and almost everyone goes to NICKY'S, she makes the best food, again this time, Thanks Debbie, many Thanks.

On-On!  Ging Gang Goolies


Show Run 1844 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 69

Hashers Present Last Week - 42

5 Juzelyn Delacruz; 5 Hakan Petersson; 260 ANAL BREADFRUIT; 120 ARSE VAN HOLE; 704 BALL RINGER; 107 BANANAS; 482 BELL END; 252 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 71 CANNONBALL; 122 DESI SWALLOW; 196 DIRT LOONEY; 609 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1496 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 48 FRENCH KISS; 403 GANGREEN; 77 GING GANG GOOLIES; 198 GOLDEN RIVET; 21 HARD ON; 88 HOI WAN; 452 LIBERACE; 1142 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 229 LOST CAUSE; 125 MAYO QUEEN; 285 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 148 PHANTOM; 122 PINK DOLPHIN; 168 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 82 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 20 SAUSAGE HEAD; 291 SEAL SUCKER; 71 SHE'S THE BOSS; 20 SHITHEAD; 793 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 827 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 50 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 505 TAMPAX; 132 TELLY TUBBY; 151 THE WIZARD; 291 TWO TIME; 151 UNSTABLE LOAD; 919 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 441 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 21

313 ARSE-HOLEO; 79 BIGGUS DICKUS; 195 BURL IVES; 23 CHIP CHIP; 145 DEL BOY; 244 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 736 G.I. JOE; 74 HAWKEYE; 8 KNICKERLESS; 534 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 214 MARATHON MAN; 17 MISS SUDOKU; 198 MISS USE ME; 23 PARISIAN TITI; 63 PHONEY CUNT; 111 SCOOBIE DOO; 515 SGT LONE WOLF; 34 SLUG; 89 TESTICLES; 38 WHINGER; 24 WHO CUT THE CHEESE;

Visitors - 6

5 FAKINIT - Darwin Rural Hash, Australia
14 CLASSIC - Kakadoo Hash, Darwin, Australia
3 DIGGA - Kalgoorlie / Boulder H3
2 SNOW QUEEN - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
17 PATPOM - Siam Sunday H3
17 SNAKE BITE - Siam Sunday H3

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 6

BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK was congratulated for 10 Hared Runs.
MISS USE ME was presented a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
SEAL SUCKER was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
DUCHESS TADPOLE was presented a 600th Run T-Shirt.
TAMPAX was presented a 500th Run Chair.
SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 1

WANK-KING'S WANKER - Wanker of the Week - for second week running.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~