Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1845
Belgian National Day Run
Monday, July 15th 2019

Hares:
VV, Mayo Queen, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Arse van Hole, Unstable Load
Map to Run 1845 A-Site
Scribe:   Seal Sucker
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners:   62
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
GPS:   12°59'36.17"N   101° 0'43.54"E
Download Google Earth .kmz filePallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
happy-sausage-120Hares:
VV, Mayo Queen, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Arse van Hole, Unstable Load
Scribe:   Seal Sucker
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners:   62
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
GPS:   12°59'36.17"N   101° 0'43.54"E
Map to Run 1845 A-Site
Pallet Lane - 1.7 km East of Highway 7
Download Google Earth .kmz file

44 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Seal Sucker


Belgian National Day Run #1845 or Bastille Day la Fete national run starts with a bit of a delay. The new nice A-site is a bit hard for the baht bus drivers to find and more importantly main money man LIBERACE gets completely lost as well.

VV, one of the seven hares explains run and walkers split which is pretty simple red checks, blue back checks. It ain't rocket science but believe me the idiots still get lost.

MAYO QUEEN leads us in the direction of the paper, SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD leads the Beer Hunters of in the same direction but his one track mind is only interested in three things - Cold Cheap BEER.

The trail is well papered but Hares, the Thing is the yellowish paper blended in with the brownish, dusty, sandy, dirt and at times with the sun setting it was tricky to see. But Fantastic job by the hares.

The FRB's caught up to the walkers and arrived at the beer truck approximately same time, and about 8km for runners.

GM THE WIZARD crowns UNSTABLE LOAD with Hash Crash hat. It's of the opinion that the many hares, one of which, VV. has over 150 hared runs laid a great trail.

Many happy hasher's reap the benefits of the well run raffle although I feel sorry for the person that won the half empty can of fly spray overly generous SHITHEAD donated.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD gives us a history lesson on the Belgian National Day it was back in 1830 they gained independence from The Netherlands.

Bastille Day was back in the French revolution King Louis XVI was guillotined back in 1794. The blood from all the beheadings was added to white wine, which is how French red wine became famous. During this history lesson SHITHEAD and ARSE-HOLEO are in the bucket for rudely interrupting the circle.

BaId guys are next they need to shrink their heads and do nose and ear comb overs to be sexy man. Hakan the deviant policeman is named PC PORN.

THE WIZARD ices the Kiwi's and then calls in all the Anzac's as he attempts to admit the Kiwi's are the rightful holders of Cricket World Cup because of several controversial calls by useless Umpires against the Kiwi Team. The so called mentioned umpires have been seen in their new condos on the Spanish Costa Brava, laughing all the way to the bank.

WANK-KING'S WANKER awards COW FISTER 50 Run shirt and WKW remains Wanker of the week again. ARSE-HOLEO buckets BIGGUS DICKUS for throwing rubbish on trail, he's Hash Trash.

The numerous hares on the ice with no song to slug and SH saves us from seeing their rings and sings.

On-On!  Seal Sucker


Show Run 1845 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 62

Hashers Present Last Week - 51

261 ANAL BREADFRUIT; 121 ARSE VAN HOLE; 314 ARSE-HOLEO; 705 BALL RINGER; 108 BANANAS; 253 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 80 BIGGUS DICKUS; 196 BURL IVES; 72 CANNONBALL; 24 CHIP CHIP; 15 CLASSIC; 197 DIRT LOONEY; 1497 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 6 FAKINIT; 49 FRENCH KISS; 737 G.I. JOE; 404 GANGREEN; 78 GING GANG GOOLIES; 199 GOLDEN RIVET; 22 HARD ON; 75 HAWKEYE; 9 KNICKERLESS; 535 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 453 LIBERACE; 230 LOST CAUSE; 215 MARATHON MAN; 126 MAYO QUEEN; 199 MISS USE ME; 286 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 24 PARISIAN TITI; 6 PC PORN; 149 PHANTOM; 64 PHONEY CUNT; 123 PINK DOLPHIN; 169 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 83 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 21 SAUSAGE HEAD; 292 SEAL SUCKER; 516 SGT LONE WOLF; 72 SHE'S THE BOSS; 21 SHITHEAD; 794 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 828 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 35 SLUG; 51 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 90 TESTICLES; 152 THE WIZARD; 152 UNSTABLE LOAD; 920 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 442 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 39 WHINGER;

Returners - 10

9 Siriruk Buathong; 3 Phavinee Saidee; 121 CASPER; 52 COW FISTER; 53 CRIMSON PENIS; 13 MADAM SIN; 817 MRS. HEAD; 956 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 57 SPEEDO PETE; 148 SPERM POLLUTER;

Visitors - 1

15 SALON QUEEN - Unknown Hash.

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 3

PRINCESS BUM BOY was presented a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR was presented a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
COW FISTER was presented a 50th Run T-Shirt,

Hash Naming Events - 1

Hakan Petersson was given the New Hash Name PC PORN.

Saints and Sinners - 2

UNSTABLE LOAD - Hash Crash - Went down on trail.
SPEEDO PETE - Wanker of the Week - received by Gangreen as proxy.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~